(Or "Yeah Mon-tage!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE (or Macho Man Rocky Savage and Stone Cold Steve Moose-ton) HAD JUST BEEN INDUCTED INTO THE NEXT WRESTLE SPRAIN-YA MATCH WITH BORIS AND NATASHA (also known as Ivan Draggin' and Natalya Kikemmov, the Mad Russians)."

"Eet vas either dees costumes or go as Mexican wrestlink team named "Dós Vidañya!"!" Boris replied, laughing. "BAHAH! I mayke funny joke, nyet?!"

"Ees wery funny, dollink, ju mayke me leff!" Natasha sarcastically replied, rolling her eyes at the bad pun.

"—AND WHILE BOTH TEAMS TRAIN, LET'S JUST LET THE SOUNDS OF JOE ESPOSITO DO THE TALKING FOR ME….Rocky?"

"You got it, mister Narrator!" Rocky gave a thumbs-up and placed a tape labeled "KARATE KID" into a radio, pressing "play".

And so, the training montage of Macho Man Rocky Savage and Stone Cold Steve Moose-ton began…

("You're the Best Around" by Joe Esposito plays)

"Try to be best

'Cause you're only a man

And a man's gotta learn to take it"

Bullwinkle began running up and down a large flight of stairs repeatedly, but Rocky never got tired thanks to his flying ability.

Rocky tackled a large mannequin, then the owners of said store the mannequin was in kicked them out, so they ended up going to a gym.

"Try to believe

Though the going gets rough

That you gotta hang tough to make it"

The next portion of the training…happened to be inside a meat locker.

"GO! GO!" Rocky exclaimed. "Punch that steak, buddy!"

"YEAH!" Bullwinkle hollered, punching a large steak on a meat hook. He gave it a final upper-cut, then handed his boxing gloves to Rocky. "Okay! Your turn!"

"History repeats itself

Try and you'll succeed

Never doubt that you're the one

And you can have your dreams!"

Boris and Natasha were also doing their own training.

"—IM' DE BEST,

AROUUUND!

Nossink gonna ewer keep me down!" Boris exclaimed, singing along to the song (off-key, that is) while he attempted doing push-ups (he did at least one, the sweat was all over his body). "BORIS EES BEST,

AROUUUND!!

Nossink gonna ewer keep him down!

BORIS EES BEST,

AROUUUND!

Nossink gonna ewer keep me dow-OW-OW-OWNNN!!"

"Dollink, no singink, okey?" Natasha asked, lifting an absolutely enormous weight. "I losink focus."

"Sorry, honeybun." Boris replied.

"Fight 'til the end

Cause your life will depend

On the strength that you have inside you"

"88…" Rocky spoke as Bullwinkle lifted up a massive weight (with the squirrel seated at the top). "89…90…91…you can do it, buddy!! 92…"

"Rock, I dunno if I can keep going on—" Bullwinkle replied, heavily breathing as he lifted the weight back up again.

"Ah you gotta be proud

Starin' out in the cloud

When the odds in the game defy you

Try your best to win them all

And one day time will tell

When you're the one that's standing there

You'll reach the final bell!"

"How about this, Bullwinkle?" Rocky asked, holding a donut on a string above the moose.

"OOOH!" Bullwinkle exclaimed then started lifting like crazy.

"98…99…100!" Rocky counted very quickly, then Bullwinkle threw the weight to the ground. "You did it, buddy!"

"I…did?" Bullwinkle asked before fainting.

"Sure did, pal!" Rocky replied, hugging the sweaty moose.

Boris was still singing along to the montage music, and he was being used as a weight while Natasha did leg raises on her back.

"BORIS EES best!

Around!

Nothing's gonna ever keep you down

BORIS EES Best!

Around!" He horribly sang while sitting on Natasha's legs.

"Nothing's gonna ever keep heem down

HE DE Best!

Around!

Nothing's gonna ever keep heem down"

"AT LAST, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE FINALLY FINISHED WITH THEIR TRAINING AND WERE READY TO FIGHT…"

"Bring it on!" Rocky exclaimed, wearing his full costume.

"Yeah, we eat danger for BREAKFAST!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, then yanked out a cereal box labeled "DANGER-O'S" and started eating from it.

"—AS WERE BORIS AND NATASHA.."

"Ugh…" Boris yanked at the sides of his red swimsuit-like costume, squeezing his large, white body as best as he could. "Vhy ees suit so small?!"

"Ees cause of thunder thighs." Natasha replied, slipping her outfit on with absolute ease.

"EY!" Boris exclaimed. "Ven I say I gonna drop tventy pounds, I gonna drop tventy pounds!"

"Oh, and dat vas vhat ju say 40 pounds ago." Natasha replied, snickering. "But look vat happen now."

"Vat yu mean "vat happen"?!" Boris started to get red around the face. "I know egg-sactly vat happen!"

"--Dollink, TWEENKIES ees vat happen."

"OH DANG! WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR HEROES?! WHAT ABOUT OUR VILLAINS?! Can I join, too?"

"NO!" Rocky, Bullwinkle, Boris and Natasha exclaimed in unison.

"—oh, okay, FINE! BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "1/16th Nelson"

OR "Can you smell what the Rocky's cookin'?"!"