(Or, "Can you smell what the Rocky's cookin?!")

"WELL, THE LAST TIME AS YOU CAN REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAVE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE WORLD'S GREATEST WRESTLING COMPETITION, WHICH IM' NOW TOLD IS BEING CALLED THE "ARMAGEDD-IT-ON MATCH…"

"Arm-a-geddon outta here…" Bullwinkle gulped.

"C'mon buddy, we can't quit now, what about all that training?" Rocky asked.

"Oh yeah that's right." Bullwinkle replied.

"Round ONE!" Capt. "Wrongway" Peachfuzz exclaimed, holding up a sign and walking around in…a bikini. "CHECK ME OUT, FOLKS!!"

"THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE GRIMACED, THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE ROUND TO BEGIN…"

("Sirius" by Alan Parsons Project plays)

"INTRODUCING FOR THE FIRST TIME…." The announcer spoke into the microphone as confetti exploded into the air, "MACHO MAN ROCKYYYY SAVAAAAGE, AAAND STONE COLD STEEEEEEVE MOOSE-TONNNN!!"

"WOOOOOOOO!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, excitedly holding up his fists and head-butting Rocky (he was okay after).

"YEEEAH!" Rocky exclaimed, walking out into the crowd, flexing his…rather small muscles.

("Ra, Ra, Rasputin" by Boney M. plays)

"AAAAND IN THIS CORNER, FROM THE FARRR REACHES OF SIBERIA, RUSSIA, IT'S NATALYA KIKKEMOV AND IVAN DRAAAAAAGINNNN!!" The announcer exclaimed.

"BORIS AND NATASHA SHOWED UP, LOOKING AS PRIDEFUL AS EVER. THEN, THE ANNOUNCER WAS IMMEDIATELY GIVEN THE BELL TO START THE MATCH..."

"ONETWOTHREE GOOOOOO!!!" The announcer rapidly exclaimed and then dinged the bell.

(*Ding-DING!*)

"MOOSE CHARGE!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, aiming his head directly at Boris and Natasha. He was able to knock out Boris, but when he went for Natasha…

"YURI AN-DROPKICKOV!" Natasha exclaimed, immediately going for Bullwinkle's groin.

"OY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "Right in the batteries!"

"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE LUNGED AT BORIS AND NATASHA, NATASHA AND BORIS LUNGED AT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE."

"HA!" Boris exclaimed, gripping Rocky by the tail. "YU CAHNT—"

"BUT ROCKY PLACED BORIS INTO A SUPPLEX AND LANDED HIM ON THE GROUND."

"ONE! TWO! THREE! FO—"

"EES GON' TAKE MORE DEN DAT!" Boris exclaimed, getting up and preparing to dive onto the squirrel again.

"HYAH!" Bullwinkle shoved Boris out of the way. "SALCHOW SPIN!"

"BULLWINKLE SHOVED BORIS TO THE GROUND, PLACING HIM INTO A HALF-NELSON. ROCKY DID THE SAME TO NATASHA, BUT THEN SHE AND BORIS JOINED TOGETHER AND PLACED BOTH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE INTO RESPECTIVE HALF-NELSONS."

"Bullwinkle!" Rocky exclaimed. "Can't...breathe..."

"BULLWINKLE, AFTER HE NOTICED HIS FRIEND IN TROUBLE, THANKFULLY MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE GRASP OF NATASHA, PINNING HER TO THE FLOOR."

"Don't worry, Rocky, I'll save you!" Bullwinkle replied.

"OH MY GOODNESS I AM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW?! WILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WIN THIS NEXT ROUND? WILL BORIS AND NATASHA WIN??! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "Tag Scream" OR, "Whoop, there it isn't!"!"