"Agony of Da Feet"

(Or "Off on the Wrong Foot!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST BEGUN THE FINAL WRESTLING ROUND AGAINST BORIS AND NATASHA."

"NATALYA!" Boris exclaimed, using Natasha's wrestling name.

"Da, Ivan?" Natasha replied.

"Ees time for POGROM PILEDRIVER!" Boris replied, laughing maliciously.

"Oh I do agree, dollink…" Natasha replied, rubbing her slender hands together.

"NATASHA AND BORIS IMMEDIATELY PILEDRIVED ROCKY, BUT BULLWINKLE THOUGHT THIS WAS NOT AMUSING IN THE SLIGHTEST..."

"HEY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "This is NOT AMUSIN' IN TH' SLIGHTEST!"

"BULLWINKLE DECIDED THEN AND THERE THAT HE'D PUT HIS FOOT DOWN, AND SO HE DID...RIGHT ON TOP OF BORIS' FOOT."

"—RASKOLNIKOV!" Boris exclaimed, immediately keeling over after Bullwinkle had stamped his feet.

"WOAH!" Rocky exclaimed, standing up after that. "What d'ya call THAT move?!"

"I call it the "Agony of Da Feet!" Bulllwinkle replied, feeling very proud of himself for making that pun.

"I wanna try that next!" Rocky replied.

"GRABBING NATASHA AND PULLING HER INTO THE SQUIRREL SUPPLEX, ROCKY WAS ABLE TO PUSH HER TO THE GROUND, AND THEN WHEN SHE STOOD UP, FEELING RELATIVELY CONFUSED, HE STEPPED ON HER FEET."

"RASKOLNIKOV!" Natasha exclaimed, landing on the ground as well.

"AFTER BOTH BAD GUYS HAD BEEN TAKEN OUT WITH THAT ACHILLES HEEL STYLE MOVE, BULLWINKLE PROCEEDED TO LIE ON TOP OF THEM, AS DID ROCKY!"

"ONE!" The reff shouted. "TWO! THREE!"

"THAT DID IT! BORIS AND NATASHA HAD LOST THE MATCH, AND ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD WON!"

"THE WINNERS!!" The announcer exclaimed, holding up Rocky and Bullwinkle's hands.

"THE ENTIRE STADIUM ROARED WITH EXCITEMENT THAT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD WON."

"Yay."

"Woo."

"Alright."

"SO UH, SINCE YOU BOYS HAVE WON, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?" The narrator asked.

"Isn't it obvious?" Rocky replied.

"DISNEYLAAAAND!!" Bullwinkle hollered into the microphone.

"WITH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAVING WON THE EPIC FIGHT, NOW SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME TO CLOSE THIS STORY. MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"

End.

Music:

- You're the Best Around

(Partially sung by Boris, originally by Joe Esposito, from the film "Karate Kid")

- Everybody

(Black Box)

- Sirius

(Alan Parsons Project)

- Ra, Ra, Rasputin

(Boney M)

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