Summary: One thing Kyle loves more than anything is breadsticks. Fluffy Garlic, Cheesy, Prosciutto-Wrapped Breadsticks.. well you get the picture. He would do anything to win this contest even sell his own liver if he had to or even share one of his deepest darkest secrets...
Breadstix is a new EXPENSIVE popular restaurant in South Park. Kyle has only had the experience of visiting once, and that's all it took for him to be hooked. Now with the ability to go again because of a contest in school he's in. But this is not just any contest. What's said in this room stays in the room.

It started as just a normal day in school. When suddenly Mr. Garrison announces something about competition amongst the classes.
"Every class is gonna have a chance to win a different prize to promote the new business in South Park. Our class has a chance to win a free dinner for breadsticks at the restaurant. "

Kyle is so excited He tells the class that during his visit he's never eaten so much in his life as he did that day. So Cartman jokes about how many calories Kyle must have eaten and since he is anorexic that must be a big deal for him. Kyle lets the insult slide he's just too excited about this contest. Not everybody else was as excited because they had never been.

Mr. Garrison split the class in half. Kyle is disappointed when he sees that his super-best friend is standing on the opposite side of the room. But he gets happy when he finds Cartman on the other side of the room as well. Another reason to win. He had Kenny, Butters, and David on his side. He was a little disappointed when he saw he was without Wendy and Hedi because they are both super smart. He knows he's got strong competition.

The breadsticks he wouldn't lose to anyone, not even God. Well maybe God but, not to Mr. Hankey at least.

That's when Mr. Garrison started to explain the rules. Two lies and a truth. To start, one person has to give three statements about themselves to the rest of the group. The trick is: all of the statements won't be true—two of the statements given should be lies and one should be the truth.

After you're finished, everyone should guess which statement they think is true. Once everyone has made their guess, reveal which statement was your truth. The catch is that you have to have proof that you're telling the truth. He gave us the weekend to get all our truths, lies, and proofs together.

Kyle's POV
No one seems to care about this at all. They just did not know what they're missing out on. I guess it's better for me. I'm going to win this no matter what. I wanted someone to get pumped up with me so I went up to Kenny and told him that Breadstix is all you can eat breadsticks.
To get him even more into it I told him you can even take some home. His eyes went huge when I said that. Now I know he's going to take this seriously. I looked to the other side and see Cartman looking at me intently. This asshole better not ruin this shit for me. I mean I will do anything and I mean anything to win.

Wait a damn minute. If I reveal any deep secrets then... This asshole would not let me live it down.

"Mr. Garrison, I have a question."
"Yes, Kyle?"
"Well, If we reveal anything personal does it stay in this room and how are we so sure that it will stay in this room?"
"Well, you shouldn't say anything that you don't want everybody in the school to know about or the town to know for that matter. You know how this hick-filled small town is."

"Oh, the little jew looks so worried! Do you think we all don't already know that you are gay!?" Cartman is smirking and walks closer to the red head.

"Fuck you fatass. You don't think we already know that you weigh like 100 pounds!"

"Ay, fuck you gay kike!"

"Calm down you two," Stan says while trying to stop Cartman from walking to the other side of the room where Kyle was.

"That's it I am really rethinking this contest." Mr. Garrison says while frowning

"NOOO!"

Everybody stares at Kyle in shock and disbelief

"You can't cancel the contest because...!"

"Well if you boys are going to act like that I might have to."

"I won't I swear I won't even fight with him anymore."

Now that in itself was even more shocking to everyone else. They knew at that moment Kyle really wanted to win this. In turn, making Cartman really want to win this too.

Mr. Garrison looked so done "Fine, listen up you little bastards! What's said in this room stays in the room. Unless you want the PC Shithead I mean principle on your ass."

That didn't do much for anyone's confidence that their secrets were not going to be spread beyond their classroom.

Let the battle begin for the breadsticks... But will it be worth it for Kyle in the end...