Chapter 3

xxx Last time in My Past, Our Destinies xxxx

"See Vegeta that proves my point! You surely are jealous."

It was the last thing that could be heard before the GR door was closed.

Boy Goku was really going to regret saying those words.

Vegeta would assure that personally.

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"Come on Kakkarot, is that all you've got?"

Goku only glared and prepared to throw another ki blast into Vegeta's direction. Vegeta only sidetracked the blast, and went full force at Goku's stomach. Goku didn't have enough time to avoid the attack, he just received; as soon as he saw the smirk at Vegeta's face, he got one of his own as he tackled Vegeta down as he made him stumble.

As Vegeta hit ground he prepared a ki blast and aimed at Goku's head. As soon as he released the blast he suddenly felt the gravity easy at once, then only to confirm his suspicion Goku fell face to the floor. As Vegeta prepared to raise a light clicked on…and then that damned voice could be heard as loud and unbearable as ever.

"Dinner is ready jackass.", Bulma mouthed bitterly. As soon as she finished that short sentence the GR's monitor went dead.

"That stupid wench", Vegeta grunted while standing up.

"Didn't you want dinner Vegeta?", asked Goku innocently.

"Just shut up.", Vegeta said as he cursed some more and went out of the GR; Goku followed expecting some dinner as well.

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xxx At the kitchen xxx

Trunks sat at a stool wondering a little as Bulma prepared some plates for the super-hungry and in her opinion, 'jerk' sayan , better yet , sayans. 'This gave me more than I bargained for…', she whispered more to herself than to anyone else in the room.

"Hey, Trunks", she waved her hand in front of his face , seeing he was deep in thought. "If I were you I would help myself right now…just in case there's no food left…I bet those tw will finish this in less than five minutes."

"Yes, sorry miss…I was kind of daydreaming a little. And yes I'll take some food, Thanks."

"I've noticed; well help yourself.", she said giving him a sweet smile.

"Thinking about your girlfriend ?", she asked laughing a little, "Bet she has gone crazy by now…letting you go to another time! Oh boy!"

It took Trunks by surprise, it was the last thing he expected to hear. He only blushed so much, but so much, not even Bunny could hold the laughter.

"I don't have a girlfriend, miss Bulma.", he said looking anywhere but in her eyes.

"Really?", she asked while putting a hand in her hip and looking as if she didn't believe one word he said.

"Ohh Bulma! Maybe we can change that, don't you think?", Bunny blurted in.

As Bulma was going to reply, two very sweaty and clingy sayans entered the kitchen, looking to the food as if they could eat a whole pack of lions right that instant.

"Finally.", grumbled Vegeta, sitting at his usual spot. Goku followed Vegeta and sat right beside him. "You can serve us now woman.", Vegeta looked mockingly to Bulma.

"As if I were your slave, prick.", she looked intensely at him.

"Bulma!", her mother said loudly in order to make her stop saying those words in front of the guests.

Bulma only rolled her eyes and moved to sit beside Trunks, who by now was halfway to end his food.

"You see Kakkarot…", Vegeta said as half of the contents of his mouth were falling…boy he had almost a chicken leg hanging out, "this fool is no sayan…he eats like a lady."

"Is that so?!", said Goku not even paying attention to Vegeta's conversation; he could only focus on those delicious plates of fresh food.

"Vegeta, just because some people have etiquette it doesn't mean they are or aren't something.", Bulma retorted, trying to calm herself down a little.

"I'm not talking about breathing sticks…I'm talking about real women, Onna."

Now he did it.

"WHAT? Tell me Vegeta, have you ever being introduced to a woman, really? You're just delusional."

"Real woman eat, they just don't starve till death, Onna.", he said filling his mouth once more with food.

"I eat enough, you monkey.", she raised, throwing the rests of her food in the nearby bin. "I've lost my appetite."

Bunny seeing her dear daughter was upset again, thanks to that 'sexy guest', she decided she had to find something for them to talk about, and stay cool again.

"Baby", she said while holding Bulma's arm, when she tried to exit the kitchen, "You didn't let me finish our previous conversation.", "You won't let me talking alone, will you?", she looked sweetly at her fuming daughter, "Come here, let's talk."

"Mom", she said angrily.

"No, no more Bulma."

Bulma only breathed, to try and calm herself. 'I know she won't let go…I'd better listen to what she wants…", Bulma knew her battles against her mom were all lost.

"Baby, remember we were talking about our sweet new guest!"

At the table Vegeta growled, 'Again…humph…I'll leave this place soon, I swear it…'

"Yes, mother, I remember.", she said a little forced.

"So, we could throw a party, so Trunks could…blend in! Don't you think it's a good idea!", Bunny said knowing her daughter too well; she would never give up a chance to throw a party at the compound, never.

Hearing those words made her misery all go away.

"Of course mom! That's a wonderful idea. Don't you think Mirai?"

Trunks was almost throwing himself under the table.

"Don't be shy, it will be no bother. Come on mom, let's prepare it!.", Bulma and her knew found eager went to plan and make another wonderful party at the compound. Their parties were no ordinary parties, they were epic blasts.

But another thing was another epic blast.

Vegeta's anger.

"What the fuck?! Another fucking party, that wench can't just stop to bother me…", he thought while making the funniest faces ever.

"Don't worry Vegeta, you won't be invited, I'll make sure of that.", Bulma then threw a dirty look at her mother.

"Bulma, don't be like this, he's our guest as well!"

"He won't go!"

"Bulma Briefs, don't back talk me!"

Boy, that conversation was going to be long; poor Mirai couldn't see the end of it.

'What the hell.! ?', was Vegeta's last thought before the memories came flooding his brains.

xxx flashback xxx

It was another rather calm morning at the Brief's, I mean no sayan's screaming nor demanding neither machines nor food.

Bunny then decided to check their mail box, since she heard some sounds coming from that area of the house earlier.

She opened the mail box only to be greeted by a beautiful card, which read in beautiful fancy silver handwriting, Invitation to Bulma Briefs. She just couldn't help herself, she wanted to know what was written inside that cute little card; she knew it wasn't hers to read, still Bulma would tell her one way or the other, so she was just making things easier to Bulma.

The card read:

'Bulma, I'd like to invite you to my marriage, I knew you were right, I finally found my dream's love.'

'Please I'd love to have you as my Godmother, please it would be a pleasure to me.

Kisses, Jane."

"N/: Don't forget to bring one of those sexy boyfriends of yours, since he'll have to walk you to the aisle."

"Ohh, Godmother!", she said closing the card carefully so Bulma wouldn't know she had looked at it.

Bunny then entered and kept doing breakfast as if nothing had happened.

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Later on Bulma had finally awoken and went right downstairs so she could have some breakfast.

"Hey mom, what's up? Good morning!", she said still in her sleep robe.

"Hey baby, good morning! Had a nice night?"

"Yes, it was good, even though I worked till past midnight, it's still good."

"Oh, before I forget, you've received it this morning.", Bunny then handed Bulma the marriage invitation.

"Open it.", she said faking eager.

"Quit the crap mom…I know you've read it, so just save me some time, just say it.", she looked a little bored.

"Oh baby!! you got me again!!", she said laughing sheepishly, "Well your friend Jane is finally tying the knot and she wants you to be her godmother…"

"Really?Jane?!", Bulma said not believing her ears since Jane was one of her 'never-gonna-merry' friends…oh boy she had lots of friends like Jane.

"Mom I just cant believe it! Jane must be so happy!", Bulma was hyper now. "I'd better go and shop for a nice dress for her marriage!"

"B.", her mother called before letting her go.

"One more thing I almost forgot."

"What mom?"

"She wants you to be her godmother…and also added you should be held by a sexy man…"

"What? Mom you're married!!", she said to her naughty mom.

"Baby, check it out!! I just used her words!!"

'Who am I going to take to go with me?", now Bulma had a dilemma since she had a pretty nasty fight with Yamcha…another pretty big one…so it left her with no one else to go.

"Who am I going to take with me?"

"Yamcha.", she said.."Well he's your boyfriend, isn't he sweetie."

Bulma only rolled her eyes, "Mom , you know we thought last week, we're through."

"Baby you always say that."

"It's for real mom. So it leaves me no one to go with."

Regarding men, Bunny was the best. "Baby, why don't you ask Vegeta to go with you, he's a sexy young man after all."

"Mom!! I would never, ever invite that…that monkey to go with me!!"

"He might be a monkey, but he has such a tight ass…I wish I were your age baby…I would squeeze him to no end…Uhh", she said daydreaming and making the moves she would be doing while squeezing someone's butt.

"Mother! Stop lusting over Vegeta! For Christ's sake!"

As if on clue Vegeta entered the kitchen.

"Were you saying anything about me, wench?", he asked coldly, looking as if he was ready to kill; if there was something Vegeta hated the most (after Kakkarot of course), was to be anyone's subject of conversation.

"Yes, I was saying what an ass you are!", she spat.

"Humph", was his only response.

Bunny couldn't resist, she would pop the question right that instant.

"Vegeta, what would you say about a marriage?"

"What did you say?"

"A marriage Vegeta, when two people who love each other, tie their destinies forever…"

Vegeta only looked coldly at her not giving a damn about that love garbage.

"Just forget it…I know you wouldn't understand…you don't know what love is.", she said mockingly to him.

"Of course I understand woman…you mean mating."

"Whatever, Vegeta."

"Would you like to go to a marriage, Vegeta?", Bunny kept on; she wasn't the one to give up easily.

"No, I don't want to see people MATING!"

"Mom I told you, this isn't going to work out!!! He thinks he is supposed to watch people having sex!"

"No, no, no cutie, you are supposed to watch people before they can have sex…The marriage is before they actually are allowed to have sex."

"Onna, are you married?"

"VEGETA!!!Stop insulting me!!"

He only smirked his famous devilish smirk

"So what do you say?", asked Bunny eagerly.

"No.", he replied quickly.

"Fine , Vegeta."

Bulma then thought…'If he doesn't go with me, who am I supposed to go with? I just CAN'T go to Jane's marriage alone, especially Jane's. The more I hate it..I'll have to bargain with Vegeta, he's my only choice."

"Listen up Vegeta, no one there is going to have sex in front of you, there will be only some people talking and having fun…"

"I don't want to hear any of your idiotic people's petty bickering."

Bulma only rolled her eyes at his ignorance, "They'll talk, they'll drink and most importantly, they will EAT a lot!"

This detail caught his attention.

"Besides, if you accompany me, I promise you new training machines, three times faster and stronger, so what do you say?"

Vegeta than kept wondering, balancing the pros and the things against, 'I'll eat, drink…then train with stronger machineries…maybe it will be worth the while…even though I'll have to stand that pest…UGHHH what the hell…Just go, besides she won't stay glued to me, she will be more worried in bicker with those other idiots.

"I'll go." , was his only reply before exiting the room; or so trying to do so.

"Really Vegeta! ?"

"Are you deaf woman?"

"We must buy the clothes then! It's part of the deal!", she looked him from head to toe. "Or do you expect to go to a fancy party wearing those rags?"

"They won't mind honey!", screamed Bunny from another part of the huge compound.

'Just shut it mom!', she silently thought to herself.

Vegeta only rolled his eyes.

'Great…I'm screwed.'

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Will Vegeta be able to endure shopping torture with Bulma?

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