Last time in My Past, Our Destinies

Bulma was wordless when she heard.

'Oh, my what an appetite that sexy young man has! I might take him home!', said an overly weight old woman nudging her other ugly woman friend who stood nearby.

"Vegeta, let's go home NOW!", she almost shouted from anger.

'I knew how to make things go on my way, onna…even if it takes some time!'

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Chapter 5

xxx still flashback xxx

"What's wrong Onna? Can't deal with a little tease?!", he said while raising an eyebrow all the while following Bulma out of the store.

"We already bought everything.", she said not even looking back to those women, nor at Vegeta's face.

'She's jealous…stupid human feelings. She truly is an idiot.'

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Bulma drove home in a steady pace, not trying to get herself killed again. Vegeta only kept wondering while looking out of the window.

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xxx at Capsule Corp xxx

"Mom, we're home!", she said while opening her door.

"I'm coming sweetie!", Bunny said from upstairs.

But before she could arrive at Capsule's living room, Vegeta was long gone.

"Baby!, Where's your handsome companion?", she asked looking for Vegeta.

"Mom! He isn't my companion! He's just doing it to receive some other stuff in return!"

"Ohh, Bulma. Now show what you've got!"

Then Bulma opened her many shop packages showing and explaining where, how much and why she bought that especific piece of clothing

"So baby, why have you bought for cute Vegeta! ?"

"Mom! Stop flirting with him! You could be his mother, for God's sake!"

"You're jealous, aren't you?!", she said narrowing her eyes towards her only child.

Bulma ignored her mother's direct question.

"I bought this suit, for monkey-man.", she said while showing her mom the deep blue suit, she purchased for Vegeta. "Can you believe mom, the shop attendant wanted me to buy one that made Vegeta look like a , like a …STRIPPER! Besides I could see the lines of his boxers, I could actually see every detail!"

"Is that so?", Bunny asked curiuosity taking the best of her.

"Then when I was seeing some lingerie with Vegeta…", she was cut off by her surprisingly loud mom.

"You bought lingerie with HIM beside you?!", she asked with eyes the size of a frying pan.

'It's so not happening to me…'

"I was looking some things and as long he was with me…tecnically he saw what I was seeing, then two huge fat old women started talking about…Vegeta.", this one part was out as a whisper.

"Really? What have they talked about?"

"They said he was such a sexy and hot guy they wanted to take him home with them!"

"Oh, My!!! Isn't he such a ladysman!"

"Mom, get real…", Bulma rolled her eyes. She knew Vegeta didn't take interest in human females, not even the pretty ones…the ugly ones were totally out. She just didn't know how he wanted to reproduce, since no other female sayans were alive. Well the very idea of Vegeta wanting to reproduce was a rather bizarre one.

'He didn't even fell for me!', she thought.

Bulma then decided it was time to change the subject, before any other person could hear their conversation.

"Mom, you have to see the dress I bought! It's deep saphire green, with some straps here and there, two gaps at the legs area, a huge V-neck…It's simply enchanting!", then Bulma eagerly opened the remaining packs.

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It was almost midnight when Bulma heard the kitchen's door click.

"He's finally going to sleep.", she quietly said. It's been a little while she wanted to talk to him, about some marriage subjects, more likely behavior.

Vegeta then entered the house, shirtless dripping sweat everywhere, spreading his masculine smell all over her house.

'Why does he have to always be shirtless! ?', she thought uncounsciously licking her lips, and giving him a total check out.

"Like what you see, wench?", he asked irritated.

"No, you self-centered bastard! Why can't you have some respect around the compound ?! Is that so hard for you to wear a shirt? We don't have to smell you all the way!"

"If you can't stand a man, why do you have a boyfriend?", Vegeta then laughed sourly, "I forgot that moronic worm is no man!", he said taking the best of her patience.

"Vegeta! He's not…", she then thought twice, they no longer dated, so she could give it a try, "Yeah, he's a worm Vegeta, you won.", she said throwng her arms up as if defeated.

"Good, you got the point.", he said while heading towards the refrigerator.

"Woman, Move.", he said while waiting Bulma to get out of the refrigerator's door.

'I knew this was going to work out.'

"Vegeta, I need to talk to you."

Vegeta only rolled his eyes, and reached to take her out of his way. Only to feel her small hands touching his. As soon as he realised the touch, he took his hand away quickly.

"Your point being?", he asked patting his foot impatiently against the wodden floor. Making thudding sounds.

"Vegeta, you've got to know some things about the marriage…"

"I told you I won't see people mating.", he said while finally being able to rummage through the refrigerator.

"It's nothing like that Vegeta. It's just that people will greet you, and you ought to greet them back. I don't want to be ashamed in front of everybody, and one more thing, you'll have to dance with me, well it may happen anyway…", she trailed off when she saw him flinch.

"I . Do . Not . Dance. Onna.", was hsis only reply.

"Vegeta, come on! You only have to shake their hands when they do it. SHAKE not CRUSH. And if any girl greets you, by kissing you in the…"

"I won't kiss any of your disgusting whorish friends!I do not kiss!", Vegeta really looked angry, oh boy, Bulma was lost.

"Vegeta, it's not actually kissing, they will only touch your face, your cheeck with theirs…that's all, no harm meant."

"I'm not going anymore, Onna. Thee was no 'greeting', nor …UGH..'kissing', let alone dancing when I agreed to do this."

"Vegeta, it's part of the deal, I'm only refreshing your memory…It's on the same package already."

"NO IT'S NOT!", he said while slamming the fridge's door and stoping up the stairs to his room.

Bulma followed after him. Before he could close the door, Bulma was already inside.

"Vegeta, I'll make you three times more robots and machinerie then what I promised you before. You just do anything I tell you, and I won't be that bad, then as soon as we are back I'll do all your enhancements…everything you want…just please…", she was a little desperate.

Vegeta who sat at his bed , back facing Bulma, pondered every piece of information that was being given to him.

"Fine, woman.", he humphed before mouthing a 'Now get out!'

She didn't even have time to thank him.

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'WHY THE HELL HAVE I AGREED TO THIS!', Vegeta asked to himself, while seeing all those morons all dressed up, and bickering about their useless subjects. The church was huge, with all kinds of glass on the walls, as well as many available spots for the invited ones. Bulma was talking and greeting some guests as well as the broom. And he, from all people had to go along.

'This is gonna be hell…'

"Oh, you must be John, right?!", she asked the one who seemed to be the broom; and since as a tradition the bride was still to arrive, there was no other way to find out apart from asking. The tall blond, green eyed male must be the broom

"Yes,", he said finally noticing the sight he had in front of him. He couldn't help it, but he just checked Bulma out, while 'greeting' her. Even being the broom it wasn't expressed in the marriage clauses that he still couldn't be a man and appreciate the best from nature; well female nature.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, miss..", he trailed in order for her to say her name.

"Bulma, Bulma Briefs.", she said while he kissed her hand.

Vegeta looked at that disgusting human, who by the way was very aroused. 'Why do I have to smell this…UGH..it's putrid…fetid…', Since Vegeta had a pretty accurate sense od smell he could pinpoint what some people's natural changes of smell said. At this case the guy was having a hard on, thaks to Bulma.

"And you are…", he said a little uninteressed towards Vegeta.

Vegeta had finally being taken out of his reverie. So Vegeta wasn't going to be nice as well, he now hated this human way more then he wanted to, 'I don't give a damn, if he wants to screw the Onna, or do I care…UGHHH these morons are making me insane!'

As Bulma saw Vegeta wasn't responding the way he was supposed to, she decided to introduce him herself.

"Oh, he's Vegeta, a..friend."

'Friend, ha…'

John then extended his hand to shake Vegeta's.

Bulma lightly elbowed him.

Vegeta than took his hand in his and instead of shaking it properly, he squeezed it untill the guys knuckles were white.

Bulma saw this display, and then took Vegeta's arm and followed towards the benches.

'Oh, my…this party is going to be hard…Oh Kami'

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"Vegeta why the hell were you crushing his hand?", Bulma asked after seeing the guy's pained face.

"You don't really wanna know, trust me!", he said arrogantly, as if he could see and she couldn't…in fact it was true, but both could see, and he could smell it too.

"Of course I do! Now spill it out!", she said while dragging him to a nearby bench, holding his arm all the way there.

"If you want to know that much Onna, his dick was harder then a street pole, for you! And he smelled just like it too! It's hideous, Ugh."

Bulma was dumbfounded, was Vegeta really telling her that the broom was aroused because of her.

"It can't be Vegeta, he's the broom!", she said wide eyed.

"Who said he's dead wench?!"

"Are you making that up in order to hide your jealously?", she asked raising an eyebrow, and laughing lightly in his ear.

"As if I would take interest in an ugly bitch, such as yourself!", he said spitefully.

Bulma only glared at him.

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"Please, all godmothers and godfathers, go to your places at the altar. The wedding is going to start."

"Vegeta, let's go!", she said while grabbing his hand.

Vegeta couldn't complain, it was part of the deal.

Then all godparents went to the altar, and greeted themselves.

'Hell again…'

After all the nice to meet you's, the cerimony was finally able to start. As they anounced the bride was coming, one of the godmothers elbowed Bulma and asked her who Vegeta was.

Bulma then said low, almost a whisper, "He is a friend, Vegeta."

"What a sexy friend, is he single?"

"Yes."

"You think he could end up in my bed?"

"Who knows.", she said almost laughing her ass out; Vegeta was no ordinary guy.

"You think he's good in bed, with all those muscles…Wow.", she shivered.

"I don't know, Sasha.", she said almost going nuts with those Vegeta questions. She feared he could sense it too.

To her surprise, he didn't; he was too engrossed observing the faithful 'broom' keeping his eyes at Bulma's creamy legs, great breasts, nice hips, cute mouth…'

'Stop it Vegeta, this fucking sayajin hormones…she's nothing but a wench to me…the only reason I need to observe the male is because if she starts dating again she will no longer update the Gr…that's all dammit!'

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As the newlyweds kissed, Vegeta asked.

"Onna, wheer's the fucking food ? "

"Calm down, it's in the party, we're already heading there, just be pacient.", indeed she couldn't give him a mouthful, he truly behaved very well, did every single thing as a civilized person would do. She couldn't deny it, she was impressed.

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Both headed towards the car so they could arrive at the party as soon as they could.

It would give some peace of mind, better yet peace of stomach.

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When they arrived at the buffet, many workers were there already showing and giving people some snacks, well the snacks were entries because in thirty more minutes the lunch would be served.

Vegeta then believed Bulma when she said there would be lots of food; he ate many pastries, cokkies, meats, bread, pastas…drank lots of soda, wine, juices, anything that would come up in front of his hungry self.

Bulma as expected was blabbering with some humans, then she noticed Vegeta had stoped eating some. She decided to check and see if everything was ok.

"Vegeta, is everything alright? You stopped eating"

"They're refilling the plates, Onna."

"Ok, then.", she said heading back to her friend.

Her friend was flabergastered. Bulma was that cutie's friend, she wouldn't let that slip.

"Bulma, honey, you know that hottie?!", she said not believing Bulma wasn't trowing herself at him.

"Guess I am.", she said.

"How come you never told me about him, no offense if he's your boyfriend, or if he has a girlfriend that isn't you…"

"He's single, calm down…"

"Really, that's awesome…I wish I could see his abs, and that chest…Tell me what's his name Buma."

"Vegeta."

"What a sexy name, huh."

Bulma couldn't hold her laughter anymore. 'She's the second already…'

"You know B, I won't let this chance pass, I'm gonna see his chest now.", the girl then took her cup full of water and showed it to Bulma.

"Ann, I don't think he minds water, not at all."

"No?", she then smirked seeing the guy who served the guests, pass with some drinks with fire on it.

"Guess he will mind this one.", she said blinking to Bulma.

"Watch me.", she said before crossing the land , untill she could be near Vegeta. She pretended to be collecting some snacks, just like Vegeta was doing, eating a lot, really.

Ann then "accidentally", dropped the cup's contents in Vegeta's shirt , thank Kami he left the blue suit in the car. Fire automatically spread at Vegeta's chest.

'Fuck, stupid female'

In one motion Vegeta put the fire out, but in return earned a burnt white blouse, more likely ex-blouse.

"Oh, my Kami, I'm so sorry mister! I didn't mean to!", she said all the while looking at Vegeta's well biult chest.

Vegeta only walked away, into Bulma's direction.

"Woman, look!", he said very, very angry.

Bulma was doing her best not to laugh her head off.

"Vegeta!, Are you Ok?"

"Of course I am, that stupid disgusting human did this! That whore!"

"Vegeta, calm down, no need to insult her, she only dropped her drink on you, no big deal!"

"She didn't 'just drop it', if she could she would have burnt my pants as well.!"

"Does she hate men then?", she asked not getting his point.

"She smelled as disgusting as that bastard!"

"Who, vegeta, who?", she teased, already knowing the answer.

"She was on, Onna.", was his reply before storming off, ashamed maybe.

Bulma followed him.

"Vegeta I have a spare blouse, wait!", she said running after him.

"What?"

"I bought another one, just in case you got it stained with food."

"Give it to me."

"Come take it, it's on the car."

Vegeta followed her to the car, and dressed his new blouse.

Soon they headed back to the marriage.

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"Now it's time for the classic newlyweds dance! And the godparents too!", said the party speaker.

Vegeta looked at Bulma's face, "Onna..", he said warningly.

"Vegeta, why are you going to be an ass now…You've been so great so far."

He rolled his eyes.

He had to dance.

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At the dance floor, Vegeta didn't know a thing about dancing, thank Kami Bulma knew.

"Vegeta, you put your hand here, ", she said putting his hand on her hip, "and give me the other one.", she said , "We hold with this one, and I put my other hand on your shoulder…not that hard see", she said not making him ashamed nor anything…he behaved very well that day.

"Humph", he said before she moved their bodies following the romantic song's rythim.

"This is pathetic Onna.", he rolled his eyes.

"No Vegeta, this is romantic and calm…", she said while leaning her head on his shoulder, welcoming his warmth. She then automatically closed her eyes, to engulf herself with his masculine scent.

They danced some some until Vegeta felt something grab his ass from behind. It had squeezed his rear pretty strongly.

'Who the fuck did this, if it's that woman…'

Then he looked behind only to see a male blinking at him, as well as sending him kisses. "Hey handsome.", he mouthed to Vegeta.

That was it.

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK I AM , YOU FAG!", Vegeta asked startling everybody. Even the song had stopped.

Vegeta then went for the punch.

"NO ONE TOUCHES ME!"

He said already beating the guy , better yet almost woman to a pulp.

He had behaved so well…until that part of the party.

xxx end of flashback xxx

'That's why I hate parties even more…', Vegeta thought hearing Bulma's conversation.

"That's settled! we're giving Mirai a party!!", Bulma said very happy.

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