On new years day the gang were celebrating at Quill's flat. Miss Quill was pleased with her new sex toys and she and Ballon had prepared the food.

"What shall we do today?" Said Charlie

"Lets have a massive new years orgy" Quill said

"Fuck yeah!" April said

"I want you to fill my turkey with your stuffing Ballon" Quill said

Ram rang Whores R Us, the nearest brothel to hire a transexual. He thought it would be a great way to embrace his bisexuality and get the best of both worlds in one shag.

The 13th drs tardis appeared. The 13th dr walked out and said "you called for a transexual, im here!"

Ram was surprised but didnt complain "well Dr, man or a woman, you are a sex god" Ram said

Yazmin, her sister Sonya, Dan, Karvanista, Diane, Jericho, Claire, Joseph Williamson, Bel, Vinder and that Indian hermit walked out of the tardis.

Suddenly the 11th drs tardis appeared and the 11th dr walked out with young Kazran Sardick, Abigail Pettigrew, that Captain that looks like Ames from a christmas carol (she was played by Pookey Quesnal btw), River Song and Winston Churchill.

"So guys" the 11th dr said, "this is our last stop, with these people we'll have one hell of an orgy!"

"Winston Churchill no way!" Said Ram.

Churchill puffed his cigar in a sexual manner and blew the smoke in Ram's face.

From under his hat, Joseph Williamson took out a victorian vibrator and then everyone stripped off.

Churchill put the burnt end of his cigar up Quills pussy then puffed, causing Quill to orgasm.

"Oooooaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh" Quill said as she orgasmed.

Ballon fucked Abigail it was a great feeling.

"Oh yes Ballon yes! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Abigail produced an operatic orgasm.

Ames did her nose penetration on Quill's pussy whilst the captain nose penetrated Quill's ass.

Sonya fisted Ballons ass.

"Who's that sexy girl with the nimble fingers?" Ballon said to her.

"Who's that sexy boy with the monster cock?" She said.

"It is I Dr Screw" Ballon said.

She gave him a hand job before he nailed her.

"I get his cock everyday. Jealous much?" Quill said to Sonya.

Dan shagged Diane and there was lots of scouse orgasming. Dan put his shagging skills he learnt from Karvanista and Zellin (in Danvanista btw pls read if you haven't) to practice and Diane approved.

Vinder put his braids inside Bel's vagina and he swung them round, they gave a similar feeling to anal beads.

"Oh yes Vinder! I want your cock inside me noi!" She orgasmed in her northern irish accent.

The hermit did nepalese sex acts on Joseph Williamson after he put the vibrator up the hermit's ass. The hermit gave phenomenal hand jobs because he masturbated so much due to being isolated.

Kazran did Karvanista and 11th Dr did regenerate penetrate on River Song.

Ram shagged the 13th Dr who did penetrate regenerate on him whilst she ate out April and did regenerate penetrate on April with her tongue.

Marlie fucked each other whilst Tanya was nailed by Earl and Claire bounced on Jericho's cock.

After everyone shagged each other, anyone who hadnt climaxed rotated before everyone had climaxed.

Lastly they all formed one massive sex circle. Ballon fucked Miss Quill who gave head to Ames who was ass fucked by the 11th Dr who gave head to Abigail who was ass fucked by Kazran who gave head to River song who was ass fucked by churchill who puffed his cigar into the pussy of the captain who was ass fucked by karvanista who gave head to Bel who was ass fucked by Vinder who gave head to Diane who was ass fucked by Dan who gave head to Sonya who was ass fucked by Joseph Williamson who gave head to Claire who was ass fucked by Jericho who gave head to the 13th Dr who was ass fucked by the hermit who gave head to Yaz who was ass fucked by Ram who gave head to April who was ass fucked by Matteus who gave head to Tanya who was ass fucked by Earl who was ass fucked by Charlie who want ass to ass with Ballon using Joseph Williamson's dildo.

The 11th Dr did regenerate penetrate and by Miss Quill's request the 13th Dr didn't do penetrate regenerate in order to avoid causing an orgasm for Quill that was big enough to kill her (like in The Greatest Brothel in the Galaxy). The regeneration energy spread across everyone, giving them all one hell of an orgasmic burn. Ballon did the helicopter whilst miss quill did elevator doors. Suddenly they all climaxed, Karvanista howled as he orgasmed.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" Abigail produced an operatic orgasm.

"Raaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Ballon orgasmed.

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After they finished orgasming everyone put their clothes on.

"Oh no! I forgot to tell you all, I have chlamydia!" the Hermit announced, causing everyone to gasp and stare at him.

"You bastard!" Cried Tanya

"How could you!" Cried April

"You twat!" Charlie shouted

"Ahhhh! I'm teasing you!" The Hermit responded with a smile.

Btw this is 100% canon.