Hi everypony. Glad to see there are so many people to already read my story. I don't have much to say so I'll make it quick. Thank you to all who read my story. I hoped you like it and like I said, it will get less depressing for the most part. Instead it will be replaced by a few other things, but I won't say yet. So with all that said, lets move on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own MLP.


As I kept starring the bear down, not having any idea about what to do, he just kept glaring. Obviously, I had to have waken him up from a nap or something. Meaning he probably wasn't about to back down at this point.

That wasn't even the worst part about it. I didn't even know how to walk three steps without falling flat on my face. And now I had to get away from this behemoth of a bear. I didn't know what kind of bear he was, but that didn't matter. He was twice the size of any bear I had ever seen or heard of. Most of it was fat and blubber though, that told me he wasn't all that fast.

He growled with a vicious intent as he got low to the ground. Ready to come towards me in attempt to catch me. And as he growled at me menacingly, I instinctively jumped up to my hooves. In a position to try and avoid him.

Only, that made me pause in confusion. I looked at my four hooves and saw that none of my new four legs were in an akward position, and they weren't wobbly either. I didn't know if my instincts had changed with me, or just plain out luck, but I wasn't complaining. It was the first thing that had gone right for me.

Though, that moment was short-lived as I looked up to see the bear already jumping towards me. Less than five feet from where I was. His sudden burst of speed surprised me, but my new found instincts kicked in as I jumped off to the side. Barely escaping by the metal on my tail.

In fact, that's the only part of me the bear's claw scratched. As he landed back on the ground, he held his paw in slight pain. Scratching metal could not have been fun to do. The vibrations and perhaps even sparks that came from it had to have hurt.

That didn't last long as he just shook it off and turned back towards me. Witnessing as I slowly made my way back to four hooves. Having a problem now since I was acting with focus and not instincts.

"I need a way out of here..." I told myself, talking out loud to try and think clearer. "Trees in every direction, cave to the right, and the only way out is-right behind him..." I said, seeing a small pathway behind the growling bear in question.

Well that was just perfect. One of two directions I could've jumped towards and I jumped towards the side that makes this even worse. It wasn't impossible though. I was still faster than the thing, so that was good. If I had to, I could make a run for it. That is, if I knew how to run in the first place.

The bear lowered towards the ground again, ready to jump for me again. Angrier that I was avoiding him and humiliating him at the same time. This bear was about ready to pop a vein about it all, and he hadn't even seen me for two minutes.

Being faster, not to mention that he was only getting angrier, I was starting to get an idea. If I could just manage to balance myself on my hooves for a good few jumps and steps, maybe I could use that anger against him.

Best, and only, idea I have anyway. And it's better than just standing around.

"Hey!" I yelled out towards him, making him momentarily look up and stop growling slightly. Of course, he still looked pretty ticked. "Yeah! Big, fat, and hairy! Bet you're too slow to even come near me!" I taunted, trying to get in the same stance I was in last time.

Oddly enough, the bear took the bait just like i hoped. Growling even more before charging straight for me. Four legs or not, I was ready for this and jumped out of the way in time. Having more space than last time too.

The landing was a little sloppy, but I landed on my back legs. My front legs pointed forwards too much as landed on my stomach. Still, I jumped right back up to my four hooves and carefully turned around, seeing the bear turn as well. Already getting tired out from two sudden bursts of speed.

I smirked as I saw the bear growl towards me, waiting for him to once again jump towards me. At this point, I just needed him to charge at me one more time. Then there'd be nothing in my way as I got away from this crazy animal.

Only, he didn't jump towards me. He didn't even start to run at me. Instead, he figured out my plan. He saw that just by jumping to the side one more time, I'd have a clear path down and out of this little clearing.

So figuring it all out, he started to walk his way over towards me. Taking his time as he kept growling at me. "Okay buddy. Let's just calm down here." I said, backing up slowly. Trying to think of what else to do. He might've been tired, but from where I was standing, I wouldn't be able to get away. I still couldn't run on four legs.

That only left one option. Take him down. Trap him. Make him focus on something else. Knock him unconscious if I can. Anything, as long as it gave me a chance to get out of here.

As the bear kept coming closer, I tried backing up to keep my distance. But soon enough, I backed into something. And with the bear still coming towards me, I was trapped against a rock and a hard place. Meaning that my plan was thrown out the window as I was running out of ideas. Not only that, but to add insult to injury I could have sworn that bear was smirking in victory. Showing some of his teeth as he started to crouch towards the ground so he could pounce and catch me.

But seeing what he was about to do, my instincts jumped into hyper drive. Giving me the craziest idea I could have ever come up with right now.

As he jumped forward, intending to pounce on me and pin me to the ground, I quickly jumped towards him at the same time. Aiming slightly higher than him so I wouldn't collide with him in mid-air. Since he had also jumped forward, the momentum kept him from stopping or changing direction. Meaning he couldn't move his head before I landed on top of it. Balancing myself best I could on top as he landed right back on the ground. Hitting the cave wall I had backed up into. Temporally confusing him.

As he tried to clear his head to figure out what was going on, I acted as quick as I could. Jumping off to the side of his head before I tripped off. Still, seeing that the bear wasn't out for the count yet, I quickly spun to the side. Using the metal bolt-shaped tail to smack him in the face. Hitting him with the same sound you would think a frying pan would make.

And obviously enough, that did him in. And turning around to look at his head, I couldn't help but hiss at the pain I just put him through. "Oh, that's gotta hurt..." I said, looking away from the red lightning bolt mark on the bear's face.

"Wow! He took out that big ole bear all by himself!"

Not even wasting a second, I turned towards the direction I heard some kind of southern drawl. Not sure whether or not something else was about to come at me or not. Either way, I was more ready this time than before. More or less, anyway.

"Who's there?!" I asked, sounding more like a command but could you blame me? I woke up in a forest as a pony. Got attacked by a bear. And now there was someone watching me? Yeah, if that's not reason enough I don't know what is.

After a few seconds of the bush rustling and some almost inaudible whispers, an orange pony with a cowboy hat came out, dragging a pale and pink colored pony that was wearing a bag of some kind. She did not look happy to be here. If anything, she looked like she wanted to get away as soon as possible. And if they had been watching me this whole time, I'm guessing she didn't want to be anywhere near me.

"Sorry for hidin in those bushes, but we didn't want to get in the way of you wrasslin' that bear." She said with a small smile. She looked impressed, if anything, that I took down the bear by myself.

The pale and pink pony however, made her way over towards the bear. Looking at the mark on his face as she reached into a bag she was wearing and pulling out a bandage. And seeing this, I felt bad for smacking that bear unconscious.

"I'm, uh... Sorry about the bear. He attacked me, and I couldn't run away." I said, not sure how else to answer. I mean, I couldn't just tell them that I came from some other world. If that's even what happened to begin with.

The pony then looked at me, looking worried that I would hurt her or the bear again. But thinking it would be impolite to stay quiet, she tried to speak up. "Oh... Um, he's okay... He just needs to rest for a little while." The shy pony told me before going back to the bear. Staying on the opposite side of it as if to hide from me.

That's when I realized just what was going on. These two... they-they were from the show! And if they're right here, right in front of me, then that means I really am in the show too! Did that mean I was on the show right now, being broadcasted to the world in front of a bunch of grown men? That... That can't be possible right?! This has gotta be some kinda dream... RIGHT?!...No...

That couldn't be the case. Dreams have a reason to them, and it can only include stuff you've seen or imagined. And even though I have seen these two characters, I never saw enough of the show to make a world like this. Nor do I know what they sound like enough for them to say all of this. I guess that means I really am in the show.

Well, that's just perfect, now isn't it? I'm in a girly world based off a doll set, and I know next to nothing about it! All I know is that there are six main characters, and these are two of them. Applejack. And Fluttershy. The only thing I know about the 'main six characters' is their names, and that each of them have stereotypical personalities.

Applejack is the country girl stereotype. Works on a farm. And is really honest, or something. She was probably one of the closest ones that I could relate to being trapped in this world. I never considered myself a cowboy or anything, but I always did like stuff like that.

Fluttershy was a different case. She was the shy, nature loving stereotype, and to be honest, it already sounded annoying to me. She was supposed to be scared of literally everything, except animals. As demonstrated by tending to the bear without any sign of fear, unless it had to do with me.

Two of them are right here in front of me. So that must mean that I'm somewhere near PonyTown, or whatever it was called. Which reminds me, I really hope I don't run into two of them in particular. Two of them I hated most of all.

"Equestria ta pony!" Applejack waved a hoof in my face and I snapped back to reality, if this place counts as reality anyway. Apparently, I had just been staring off into space for a minute or two. "You alright?"

"Oh! Sorry, I'm just, uh, a little out of it right now..." I said, not sure how else to answer. What else was I supposed to say anyway?

"I'd imagine so. 'Specially after ya fell outta the sky. Looked like it hurt." She said, showing a little sympathy for when I-

"Wait, I did what?!" I asked, completely caught off-guard. When did that happen?!

"Yeah, ya plummeted right for the ground." She told me, filling me in. That must've happened when I was still unconscious. Whoever sent me here through that light has some sick twisted sense of humor!

"Still, how'd you take on that bear over there?" She asked, gesturing towards the bear that Fluttershy was still taking care of. "And what's with that tail?" She asked, wondering how I knocked that bear out.

"Well, it's..." I started, not too sure myself. All of this was new to me, and I didn't even know where to start. But not wanting to look like I spaced out at every little question, I tried coming up with the best answer I could. "It's made of metal." I answered.

And hearing that, Fluttershy gasped in fear at what damage I could've given the bear. "But I didn't use the edges of my tail!" I blurted out, turning my head towards her in attempt to keep her from worrying. "Only the flat side." I said calmly, making her stop worrying so much.

"Anyway, why are you two around a bear cave?" I asked, going back to Applejack.

"Well, that there grizzly's been shaken whole apple trees 'till the apples go missin'. So we made our way out here ta try and talk em out of it." She told me.

"Wait. Apple trees? What apple..." And there they were. Surrounding the whole clearing, and all four of us, was a forest's worth of apple trees. With some apple cores and other fruity remains scattered all around. All with bear teeth marks. Not only that but the trees were littered with claw marks from the bear shaking the trees just like Applejack said.

"Maybe that fall took a lot more outa ya than ya thought." Applejack noted. Not so sure how well I was right now. Which reminds me. Why did I have wings in the first place? No human has wings, so wouldn't it make sense for me to be a normal pony? That would make sense. Because how else would I have wings, personality? That's just stupid...Right?

Again, not wanting to space out I spoke up. "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just, my wings... cramped up, when I fell down here. Hard to focus when they hurt, you know?" Okay, that's believable. Besides, it'll give me an excuse to try these things out. Which might be a good idea to try and figure out how to get around. Especially if I'm going to find some answers.

But despite my pretty good lie, it looked like she doubted it. She just kept watching me, waiting for some kind of tell that would give me. But not seeing any reason to try and call me out on my lie, she let it go. "That's good. For a second I thought you might've had a bad fall." Applejack said, still acting hesitant about whether or not she should've been concerned about my wings. But seeing how I was trying to move my wings, and doing a pretty bad job at it, she knew that I was having some problem with them.

"Well, I think tree tops cushined the fall. I just think I need to strech my wings a little and I'll be fine." I said, not sure how much of that was true or not.

"Alrighty then. Well, until yer wings better, do you need some help gettin' out of Sweet Apple Acres? It can be a maze for ponies that don't know their way around." Applejack told me, probably figuring that I was lost to begin with.

I smiled. Glad to get a break for once. "That'd be great, thanks." Then I remembered something else. "Do you think you could give me a tour around town too? I'm new here, and have no idea where anything is." That wasn't really a lie. In fact, that was the exact truth. I knew nothing about 'Questria', much less the town they lived in.

Her face lit up at what was probably the first completely true thing I've said all day. "Why, I'd be happy to. Come on Fluttershy, we should show him around Ponyville! We can even introduce him to our friends." Applejack said as she started to walk away.

"Oh, o-okay." Fluttershy said as she pulled out a ice pack and put it on the bears head. She then got up and started to follow Applejack. Being sure to stay on the opposite side of her to avoid me.

Right before I went after them, I remembered something else. "I'll catch up in a second. Just gotta get..." I looked around for my stuff that I came here with. No way was I about to just leave it behind. Only...None of it was anywhere to be seen. The iPhone, the cord, not even any of my clothes were anywhere to be seen. I was a winged pony-pegasus- with a yellow mane, pure coal-black coat, and a Pikachu tail made of metal. No shirt, hoodie, iPhone, not even the wire that was still wrapped around my arm was in the clearing. Not even my shark-tooth necklace...

"Gotta get what?" Applejack asked as she looked backed over. Scanning the area to look for whatever I was trying to find. "I don't see anythin' around here." She told me, stating the obvious.

"Uh... Well, it's Nothing. I just thought that something fell out of my pocket?" I said, not sure how to even say that. I mean, I'm a pony with wings now! How am I supposed to have pockets?!

"Oh, well as long as it's still in yer pocket than good. Wouldn't be a good idea ta lose somethin' this deep in Sweet Apple Acres." Applejack said as she started walking again. How did she even believe that?! That had to be the worst lie I've told yet!

Oh well, I guess I won't doubt it. The less I have to explain right now, the better. Besides, how would I even tell either of them any of what's happened before I ended up in the middle of this orchard?

So glad that I didn't have to explain anything else for a few minutes, I ran over to catch up with them and we started walking together. And if it wasn't good enough that I was getting out of this clearing, I was even getting used to this whole four leg thing. I guess the wake-up call with the bear was motivation enough to adjust to four legs. At least I got something out of fighting the bear.


As we went through the acres, I saw just how big this whole place was. Applejack was right, this place can be a maze for anyone that doesn't know it. Even though she worked here, it was a marvel that she knew her way around. I mean, every tree almost looked identical! Even the pathway looked the same anywhere you went! I was already doing a double-take on everything. Thinking that we had been here before.

Still, Applejack knew exactly where she was going and even turned back towards me. So sure about where she was going that she wasn't even looking at the pathway as she started talking to me. "I guess while we're all walking towards Ponyville, we should go ahead and introduce ourselves. I'm Applejack. And this here is Fluttershy." She introduced, Fluttershy looking over towards me with caution before hiding back behind Applejack again.

I already knew their names, at least I think I did, but at least now I could say the names without either of them figuring out that I had already knew about them.

"What's yer name?" Applejack asked.

"Oh, well my names-" At that moment I realized. In this place, there were no 'normal' names. My name was Zeke, but there was no way a name like that would pass. I couldn't let them know I had come from some other place than their world. I needed some kind of name that would fit. Something that would be related to my personality or something.

It also had to be similar to my real name too. I always reacted to a 'Z' so that would help narrow it down. My last name started with a 'B' so that would help too. So what is there...

After a few seconds of pretending to clear my throat, I spoke up with the first thing I could put together. "Blitz." I answered, going over that name a dozen times in my mind. It sounded like it would fit in well. At least, with the few names i've heard. Derpy, Applejack, Fluttershy? Yeah, Blitz sounded decent enough to fit in with those names.

"Just Blitz?" Applejack asked, not sure if that was all.

"What do you mean?" I turned towards her with a straight face, a little worried that she saw through my name.

"Just askin' if that was your whole name. Most a tha time, ponies got longer names than that." She explained to me.

"Oh. Sorry, I just usually go by Blitz." Okay, think of something that's relative to you. You look like a Pikachu hidding in the shadows so- "My full name's Electric Blitz, but like I said I'm mostly just Blitz." Well, it's decent. Sounds like a pretty cool name any-wait. No, I can't just agree to like anything about this place. I don't belong. The more I come to like this place, the more I'll get attached to it. I don't belong here at all. Staying in some freaking dimension of ponies might, break space, or something right?

"Alright, now were caught up." Applejack said with a smile. "Somethin' tells me you'll like Ponyville Blitz. It's pretty colorful." She told me. But I couldn't help but just think of how ironic that last part was. EVERYTHING here is colorful!

"Um...Blitz?"

Me and Applejack both turned to look towards the very faint whisper that had come from the right of us. And to my surprise, Fluttershy was looking towards me. Still a little scared, but at least she was talking to me now.

"Yeah?" I asked, trying to sound as harmless as possible. Not wanting her to scare her away again.

"W-when you were flying above Sweet Apple Acres... Were you coming to Ponyville already?" She asked, almost impossible to hear her. Luckily, I caught that last part well enough and knew that Applejack had to have wondered the same thing.

"Oh, well, uh..." I started, not sure how to respond to that. And after a few seconds of silence, besides our hooves walking towards Ponyville, Fluttershy thought it was too much of a personal question to ask.

"It's okay...Sorry to bother you about it..." She apologized, going back behind Applejack.

"No, it's okay." I tried to tell her. I would have to answer that question eventually, and I might as well ask it now. Better to have more of these ponies on my side than against me. "It's just that I...Didn't really plan on coming to Ponyville." I added. Applejack couldn't call me out on that lie, because that wasn't really her place to question. "You see...I don't really live anywhere." I told them, coming up with this as I went. "I don't really have a permanent home. So I just travel around." Jeez, that was an understatement if I've ever heard one.

"Ya don't really have a place ta live?" Applejack asked with a sad expression. "W-what about some family ta help get ya back on yer hooves?"

It only took a few seconds for me to take that in. "Uh...Not really...Not-willingly, anyway..." I said, frowning at my answer. Although I had a family, it wasn't a caring one. All links to my Mom's family were cut, no pun intended, and my Dad's family...

"Right. Sore subject. Sorry 'bout that." Applejack drew back her question, not wanting to make me feel any more depressed. And to quickly change the mood of all of this, she focused on something else. "So...Blitz is yer name, huh?" She asked, more towards herself as she thought about it. "Funny. That name kinda reminds me of a friend a mine. Rainbow Dash."

Rainbow Dash. The one pony I've heard multiple times. Even outside of my brother and the show. On Death Battle. In so many very overused memes. Even on YouTube, I couldn't go too far without seeing something about that pony. And to be honest, although I hated the show I guess she was cool. There was a small video about the creator of Lauran Faust Jake and Calvin put me through that talked about how she made up that character to go against girly stereotypes. And while it was torture to sit through that whole eight minute video, it made me agree on one thing. That at least her character wasn't annoying to watch. Still, that wasn't enough to convince me to watch this stupid show.

And just like Applejack and Fluttershy, I had to play clueless.

"Wait. Who's Rainbow Dash?" I asked, pretending to be confused.

Applejack chuckled. "You know if she heard you ask that, she'd probably be in shock from somepony not knowing who she was." Oh right, she loves bragging to everyone about whatever she was good at. "Well, Rainbow Dash likes to brag about how she's the fastest pony in all of Equestria." HA! Called it! I almost wanna bet that she's also some kind of slacker... "Still, that pony sleeps off most of her work and just goofs around."

At that moment, I almost felt like busting out into laughter. I mean seriously?! Faster flyer, andshe slacks off?! Yeah right. Next you'll be telling me that she's some kind of manager or something!

"Oh, and one other thing." Applejack said, remembering. "She's also the manager for weather patrol here in Ponyville."

At that moment, I stopped in my tracks. Making the other two stop a few steps further and turn back towards me. "You're kidding, right?" I asked, not really liking this whole joke anymore.

"Well, yeah. Why would I joke about that? You don't even know Dash." She said, walking back over to me.

"Because, that makes no sense. You just said she goofs off most of the time, how is she some 'manager'?" That's what got to me. Forget the fact it was 'weather patrol'. That was probably a normal thing in Equestria. But no matter how any kind of logic, pony land or not, that last part made no sense.

"Hehehe... That's just about what I thought before she proved me wrong. Don't worry, you'll see just why she's on weather patrol soon enough." Applejack told me with a grin.

"Oh, here she comes now." Fluttershy told us calmly, looking up into the air. And sure enough, there Rainbow Dash was, flying directly overhead. It was pretty easy to tell with the bright colors in the clear sky. The rainbow tail pretty much giving it away.

"Well speak a the pony. Hey, she's even flying down here ta say hi." Applejack stated the obvious as we all saw Rainbow Dash flying down towards us. Only, something was a little off.

"She's flying towards us pretty fast..." Fluttershy noted, a little worried about what was going on. She wasn't slowing down at all. In fact, she was even picking up speed. Too much to slow down with.

"No, she's not flying down...She's falling!" I yelled out, putting two and two together as she plummeted towards us.

"Every pony hit the deck!" Applejack yelled out as she and Fluttershy jumped out of the way. But since I wasn't at all used to anything besides walking normally, I tripped up. Falling to the ground right where Rainbow Dash was about to impact. Meaning that it was too late for me to jump out of the way in time.

And right before she flew head first into me, I couldn't help but see the irony. With how fast she was flying, and then falling, it was proof enough that she was pretty good at flying. I guess that means I dug my own grave. Not to mention, Rainbow Dash was about to bury me in it.

At that moment, I was met with a flying blue pony to the face.


And with that, I have finally redone the second chapter! Now only around fourteen more to go! Like I've said in the first chapter, this second chapter was completely redone so it's not as bad! And just to make it known for future references, more towards myself, I updated this on December 2013! Chapter 1 was redone in late November.

Anyway, I hope all readers, included those new to my story and those who have been with my story from the beginning, enjoyed this chapter! See you all next time!