It was blazing hot on Pandora, as per usual. Krieg, Salvador, and Axton were on their way to meet with Gaige, Maya, and Zer0 in Sanctuary. "Aw, come on! Just one more Terra farm! I know he'll drop the Teeth this time! I can feel it in mi estomago!" complained Sal. Axton responded "Sal, for the last time, Gaige and co. have been waiting for us for the past 5 hours, and I don't wanna keep 'em waiting." "Ugh, fine." said Salvador.
During all this, Krieg remained silent. He was usually like that, when he wasn't screaming like a goddamn madman, shredding his way through enemies with a Torgue shotgun in one hand, and in the other, an axe fashioned out of a broken fire axe handle, a table saw, and an old, rusty rotor. During these rare moments of peace, however, he was still screaming, just not outwardly. "RRRRGGGH!! I WANT TO KILL!!" screamed Krieg's psycho personality. "Well you're gonna have to wait. You realize you can't spend every waking minute of your life blowing things up, right?" replied Krieg's sane personality. "AAAARRRGGGH SHUT UP!!" "I'll take that as an okay."
As the trio continued, a Fast-Travel station appeared in the distance. But as they got closer, Sal began to notice something was off. "Uhhhh, guys? Anyone else notice that in the sky?" "Those are clouds, Sal" "I know that, Axton, but why are they black? And why is there red lightning coming off them?" "Huh" Axton looker closer to the oncoming clouds. "That definitely doesn't look right. Come on, lets find some shelter, just to be safe." The Hunters began heading for a nearby (hopefully) empty shack. Cue what was presumably a portal of sorts opening underneath Krieg, sucking him up, then closing, leaving a pentagram behind. As Sal and Axton processed what had just happened, they looked at each other, and simply said:
"Uh-Oh"
