As if Krieg's day hadn't been rough enough, this had to happen to him. Let's check in on him: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
As he fell and screamed, he also realized he wasn't in the Highlands anymore. Before he could try to guess just where he was, he saw that the ground was rapidly approaching. Meanwhile, a blue, cat-like creature was also pondering his current situation. "I'm alive? I'M ALI-" Before he could finish his declaration of survival, he was crushed by a falling mound of muscles. Wiping the viscera off his front, Krieg came to his senses. Suddenly, he heard a loud-KRRNCH!-. He turned around to see a taxi had wrapped its bumper around him. A furry black-and-pink... thing popped its head out of the driver's seat window, with some choice words to say. "HEY, JACKASS! CAN'T YA SEE YER IN THE MIDDLE'A THE ROAD!?"
Krieg heard another voice come from the taxi:"Eh, this was my stop anyway." Out of the backseat stepped what Krieg presumed was a pink and white anthropomorphic spider. "Well, well, what've we got here?" The spider stepped closer, with a look on his face that could be described as "perplexed-yet-aroused". "Say, tall-dark-and-muscular, if you got the green, I can make this a night you ain't forgettin'!" Krieg stood there, shaking nervously, unsure what to say.
MEANWHILE, INSIDE KRIEG'S MIND:
"Dude, just tell him you're not interested, and for the love of God, do not scream 'poop' or 'meat' at the top of your lungs."
As Krieg stood there, the spider grew impatient. "Hey, buddy, you just gonna stand there and sweat, or are you gonna say something?" Eventually, Krieg spoke up, "IAMUNUSEDTOTHEEMOTIONSIAMCURRENTLYFEELING!" The 8-foot berserker spastically sprinted past the bipedal spider, into the distance, screaming. "Huh, must be his first day in Hell." The spider then turned to look at a nearby vending machine labeled "DRUGS!". "Oh, nice! Drug machine's restocked!" exclaimed the spider as he walked towards it, hoping to procure some narcotics.
