After a long trek through various shady locales and a brief detour in a warehouse full of robotic jesters, Krieg had made his way to the Channel 666 studio in hopes of appealing to the princess of Hell. According to most of the promotional material for the interview, she had long blonde hair, pale white skin, a pair of red dots on her cheeks, and a little black spot on her nose. Krieg's sane personality opted to make sure the other half didn't end up killing her by mistake. "Remember, we're looking for the pale lady with blonde hair and a red jacket." "CHARLIE HAD AN EVIL LAMB WHOSE WOOL WAS RED AS BLOOD!!" "Close enough..."
Krieg managed to find his way backstage, where he found the princess talking with a gray-skinned woman, who seemed to be missing an eye. "Alright," Sane Krieg said, "There she is. Do not threaten her with violence, just try to present our situation with something resembling clarity." As Krieg approached the princess, he was suddenly met with the gray woman from earlier, holding a spear to his face. "What the hell do you want with my girlfriend!?" demanded the woman. "GORY GREETINGS, GLOOMY GIRL, I AM THE SICKLY PSYCHO-MAN, AND I NEED TO CONDUCT A VERBAL ALLIANCE WITH THE HAPPY CLOWN LADY!!" The gray woman looked at Krieg, confused as to what he just said. "Whatever that means, you'll have to wait. She's doing an interview for the news." Krieg turned to see the princess, whose name was Charlie from what he had heard, on the set with the show's host, saying something about a hotel.
"Oh no..." "WHERE DOES YOUR DISTRESS GO ON THE TABLE, MA'AM!?" "She looks like she's about to start singing, I told her a thousand times not to do that!" As Krieg began wondering what the gray woman meant, he suddenly heard: "I have a dream! I'm here to tell!"...
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As Charlie stood on the desk, catching her breath, the studio remained silent, save for a few boos, and a single pair of hands clapping. Those hands belonged to Krieg. "ENCORE! ENTRAIL ENCORE, POR FAVOR!!" The entire audience gave the muscle-bound murderer funny looks. Suddenly, the news host pushed Charlie out of the way to report on a turf war that had broken out. Krieg looked at a screen and saw the spider hooker from earlier, along with a ponytailed cyclops that reminded him of Tiny Tina, and a snake-man with a very large top hat and an army of sentient eggs. Soon after, violence had broken out between Charlie and the host. "IS IT SLAUGHERTIME YET!?" "Well," asked the Psycho personality, "We're not getting out of here without the princess, so let 'er rip!" "HAHAHAAAAAGH!! LIFE! IS! P A I N!!!!" And without warning, Krieg whipped out his buzz-axe and jumped into the fray to help out Charlie with the news host(Who is an absolute killjoy, by the way.).
