To say Charlie was surprised to find Krieg fast asleep hanging from a chandelier the following morning would be the mother of all understatements. "WOAH! KRIEG WHAT ARE YOU-" "AAAAARRRGH!!!" screamed Krieg as he woke up and fell to the floor with such immense impact, it caused the building to briefly jump off its foundation in a cartoonish manner. As Charlie recovered from the shock of what had just happened, Krieg sprung up as if he hadn't just fell several feet. "THE SIN-SLAPPING PSYCHO RIOTOUSLY REPORTS FOR DAMNINGLY DESOLATE DUTY!!" "...Good morning to you as well, Krieg." replied Charlie. "Charlie, what was that noise!? Did something break!?" shouted Vaggie from upstairs.
Charlie then turned to Krieg. "I'll get started on breakfast, you-" The sound of knocking interrupted Charlie. "Those must be the new employees! Why don't you go get the door for them, Krieg?" Krieg opened the door, and was greeted by a surly-looking cat in suspenders and a top hat carrying a beer, and a cyclops carrying various cleaning supplies, who was so short, she barely came up to the cat's knees. "Hey" asked the cat. "Name's Husk. Is this the Happy Hotel I got hired to work at? I need to fund my crippling alcoholism." Krieg shouted back"ABSOLUTELY AFFIRMATIVE, FIENDISH, FRUGAL FELINE!!" "Oh my gosh, this place is adorable!" squeed the cyclops. "I'm Niffty, by the way!" Krieg led both inside, where Vaggie was helping Charlie finish with a hearty breakfast of eggs, hash-browns, and since they were out of bacon, the fried remains of a Cyberdemon that Vaggie had killed the previous day.
"Welcome to the Happy Hotel!" greeted Charlie. "I hope you're just as excited as I am to help out the poor souls down here!" Charlie was mostly met with silence, save for some applause from Vaggie, Niffty, and Krieg, if repeatedly smacking an axe against your forehead qualifies as applause. Once breakfast was eaten, and the Cyberdemon's metal bits picked out of teeth, Charlie had some work for Krieg. "So, Krieg, I have what should be a simple task for you. I need you to take these flyers and put them up around town, think you can handle that?" Krieg stood upright, and put his hand to his forehead in a salute, which Charlie assumed was Krieg for yes.
Krieg went all across the Circle of Pride, stapling and nailing flyers to just about every surface he could find. Walls, windows, the ground, the backs and faces of people that annoyed him. At one point, he found himself standing in front of an excessively tall building with big neon signage that read: VALENTINO'S PORN STUDIO -XXX-. Krieg decided it wouldn't hurt to put a few flyers here, so he got to work. As Krieg (somehow) stapled flyers to the studio's brick wall, he saw Angel Dust walk out with a 9ft moth dressed as a pimp. The moth-pimp walked towards Krieg with a malicious smile on his face. "Well, well, if it isn't another one of the princess's pets..." said the moth-pimp, who Krieg presumed was Valentino. "You seem new around here, so let me educate you on the way of things. People like you and Angel-Cakes here work for people like me. That's how its always been, and thats how it will always be. There is nothing Lucifer's brat, or any other braindead idiots like you can do to change that." "Val, its just a buncha papers, no reason to get on his case like tha-" SMACK! Valentino slapped Angel across the face. "I don't remember asking you anything, now get in the car like a good little whore, or do you want a repeat of the last time you failed to remember your place!?" Krieg looked on with disgust. Valentino reminded him of Handsome Jack, both were little more than glorified bullies who used their power to oppress and victimize those beneath them for their own sick amusement. And if it was one thing Krieg hated, it was bullies.
"Now as I was saying, before I was so rudely inter-" Val said as he turned to see a calloused, gauze-wrapped fist flying towards his face. With a loud crunching sound, Val was sent flying into the hood of his car, along with several of his teeth. As he coughed up blood, Valentino was left in shock. How dare this low-life assault an Overlord such as him!? Krieg approached Valentino, prepared to continue pounding on the pimp. (Innuendo Not Intended) Valentino started desperately shouting at Angel. "ANGEL-CAKES, HELP ME, PLEASE! I-I'LL NEVER LAY MY HANDS ON YOUR HANDSOME FACE AGAIN! YOU CAN HAVE WEEKENDS OFF!! JUST GET ME AWAY FROM THIS BRUTE!!!" Angel rubbed the slap-induced bruise on his face, and responded "Nah, I think I'll just watch the bloody spectacle that's 'boutta happen, thank you." Val looked on in horror as Krieg cracked his knuckles, and readied another punch. "N-NO! P-PLEASE, HAVE MERCY! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!" Valentino screamed in agony as the masked maniac laid down a flurry of fists on his face, while Angel looked on with a massive grin on his face.
