The imps emerged from the portal into their office, where Loona was waiting. "Alrighty, people, now to just give the client a call and-" Blitzo noticed the other looking past him with shocked looks on their faces. "Lemme guess, those gun-toting lunatics from earlier followed us through and are standing right behind me." He turned around and sure enough, there stood the Vault Hunters and Torgue.

"VIOLEEEEEENCE!!!!" screamed Sal as he pulled out his weapons. The two mercenary groups clashed, with gunfire and knives flying everywhere. During the brawl, Mr. Torgue pulled out the Nukem, a rocket launcher that fires exactly what you think it does. "Wait, Torgue what are you do-" exclaimed Maya as Mr Torgue fired the launcher. The resulting explosion leveled the block and sent both parties flying in opposite directions. As the Hunters recomposed themselves, they saw their impish adversaries escape in a heavily decorated van.

"Eh, we'll get 'em next time." said Axton as he helped Salvador out from under a grammatically incorrect billboard. "Anyone else notice that fancy book the wolf girl was carrying?" asked Maya. "If I had to guess, that's what they've been using to open portals to the mortal realm." "LET'S FIND KRIEG FIRST. I MISS HIM." said Mr. Torgue, who was somehow unscathed from the earlier nuclear detonation. "Alright, then. First we find our psychotic pal, then the book. Shouldn't be too hard to miss him." stated Axton.

MEANWHILE, AT THE HAPPY HOTEL:

"What's going on here?" asked Charlie as she walked into the main lobby and saw Vaggie holding a bunch of XXXL-sized men's formal clothing. "I've been trying to get Krieg to look more presentable for the guests and media, but he's being needlessly difficult about it!" Vaggie said as she pointed to the ceiling, where Charlie saw Krieg clinging to a chandelier. "NO, NOT THE FABRIC PRISON! MY MOUNTAINOUS MUSCLES MUST BE FREE TO BE SPLATTERED WITH VIVIDLY VIOLENT VISCERA!!!" "Just try on the clothes already!" Shouted Vaggie back at Krieg. Cue a buzz axe flying past her and lodging itself into the wall behind Husk's desk.

"Can you help me out here, hun?" asked Vaggie as she turned to face Charlie. "You seem much better at communicating with this psychopath than I am." Charlie began thinking of a way to get Krieg down from the chandelier. She then noticed Husk attempting to dislodge the buzz axe from the wall, and got an idea. "Hey, Krieg! Husk's touching your stuff!" Krieg turned his head towards a confused Husk. "KEEP YOUR GRABBY-HANDS OFF MY GOLDEN MEAT MALLET!!" Krieg leapt at Husk, who still had no idea what was going on. "Quickly, get the clothes on him!" shouted Charlie towards Vaggie. The two jumped on Krieg and formed a big ball o' violence, not unlike one you'd see in a cartoon. Charlie and Vaggie began catching their breath, and as the dust cleared, they saw that the only article of formal clothes they were able to get on Krieg...

...was a bowtie. As Krieg sat on the ground, just as confused as everyone else, Charlie sighed and said"Well, guess that's the best we can manage for now." She then looked at a nearby grandfather clock. "Oh! Would you look at the time! We gotta get to that interview!" "Hopefully it'll go smoother than last time." said Vaggie as the 3 walked out the front door and towards Charlie's limousine.