Hey every pony! I finally got it all re-done! And hopefully, I've learned a lesson from all of this!... Oh, I should say what that lesson is? Well, after all I've gone through trying to remember what I tried to write...

NO! Sorry, but I'm just a bit on edge with how tedious this was. Still, I think it was well worth it. Plus it gave me a chance to create something that had a pre-determined ending. I usually just come up with the story plot, the beginning, and the conclusion. The body of the story is all winging it, with a basic idea of how the pacing is going to go, and where it's going.

Long explanation short, I know where point A and point B are. The real problem is trying to get the directions. But with redoing this chapter, I think it's even better than before!...

Still doesn't mean it was fun to remake all of this. Oh well, I hope you all like it!


3rd Person POV

Sent in from 1250nick: I dare blitz to be locked in a room for five minutes with every member of the mane six( no rainbow dash) while they are doped up on love poison.

"Think I forgot about that, didn't you?!"

Dino pulled down on the lever that was connected to the closet, letting the cure mist float into the closet. Curing Fluttershy while not harming Blitz. An after a good time of silence, Dino opened the door to see a red faced Fluttershy passed out beside Blitz. Who was breathing heavily since he barely had a chance to breath.

"Well, two down and two to go! But to keep from this intro being so repetitive, let's go ahead and do a different dare right now!" Zeke announced towards every pony. Although, Twilight wasn't paying attention anymore as she kept reading a pile of papers half as tall as her.

Sent in from gakuseiakira: I dare for pinkie eat a storm cloud cup cake and then sit still for five minutes.

Suddenly, a storm cloud cupcake appears in front of Pinkie Pie, just like the dare requires.

"Hmm..." Pinkie hummed in thought as she scratched her chin in thought. Just then, a literal light bulb appeared over her head. "Okay! But I'll do you one better! I'll bet you that I can go ten minutes!"

"Wha-huh?" Trixie asks, doing a double take. "O-okay...You're funeral Party Pony." She says with a shrug. Giving Pinkie permission to eat the cupcake. And the second she swallowed it whole, her whole body started to twitch like crazy as her eyes dilated to the point where they were almost impossible to see. Her jaw hung open and she was starting to drool a bit, but in the end she was still sitting in one place. So technically, she was calm enough.

"Well, that was fun. As she's going through that though, who'd like to join Blitz in the closet?" Zeke asked, keeping things moving right along.

Looking at them rest of them, Applejack saw she was the only one that could go next. Pinkie was hyped up on cupcakes for the next five minutes, and Twilight was helping Rarity try to wake up Fluttershy. "I guess I'll go next." She said, walking up to the table where the next cup of love poison was.

"What?" Blitz asked, finally back up on his hooves. Only to see Applejack lifting the glass of love poison to drink it. "Oh no, not already..." He said under his breath as Applejack drank the glass as fast as she could. Wanting to just get it over with so this would all end sooner.

Of course, just like any pony else, the potion took affect the moment her eyes met Blitz's. And without even a second to react, Applejack tackled Blitz into the small room. Starting the timer again.

"Well, why they're busy in there for the next five minutes, let's get started on the Top Three Comments!" Zeke announced to them all. The other mane six trying to take their minds off AJ and Blitz for now.

3: Swift Lightning. Yay! New episode! And a good one too :) That awkward moment when Pinkie throws like a MASSIVE party to make up for Blitz/Zeke being 17. Oh, and yes the Pink Panther joke was horrible sorry it just had to be said.

"Nah, it's okay. I just had to fit at least one bad joke in there. Couldn't let Pinkie tell all the hilarious jokes! Isn't that right Pinks?!" Zeke asked Pinkie, who was still struggling to stay still. Only three and a half minutes though. Although, she was pretty much tearing up at how hard it was to stay still like this since it was killing her inside.

2: Christ's Disciple. For the QotC: Just sitting around my house doing nothing. Honestly, I've never seen the reason to have a birthday party.
For the chapter: You have no idea how long I was waiting for this. Great chapter. I laughed with it being Pinkie's POV. When I seen that, my first thoughts were, "How funny is this gonna be?"

"Oh trust me, I was thinking the exact same thought! Only, I'm not sure if we meant the same thing. I was pretty worried that it wouldn't be all that funny! But about the birthday thing: Pinkie?"

Pinkie, who was pretty much about to break into tears at this point, just shook her head no at me as slow as she possibly could. Her head moving around like a bobble head from the energy. Luckily...

DING!

At that moment, Pinkie jumped up into the air and burst out of the room. Going outside to run around the studio lot where we keep our intros. Where, I'm afraid I can't tell you. Let me say this much though: The Animaniacs have been pretty quiet hiding in their tower recently...

"..." Zeke and Trixie, along with Theo and Dino, all just stood there though. Doing nothing to save Blitz from AJ's love poison induced trance.

"Zeke?! Let AJ out of there! Blitz has gone through enough!" Rainbow Dash said threateningly, trying to get to the closet herself to get AJ out.

"Oh don't worry, Hehehe...We'll let AJ 'out..." Trixie said, snickering along with Zeke.

"What ever is going through both of your cruel minds now?!" Rarity asked in fear and anger towards them.

"Why explain it when we can show you with these two dares!" Zeke told her with a laugh as two dares appeared.

Sent in from Swift Lightning: I dare Rainbow Dash to swap places with Applejack for a day.

Sent in from Fajita-88: I dare Blitz and Rainbow Dash to make out for about, oh I don't know, maybe from the beginning of the episode to the end of the episode.

"..." All the Mane six, Rainbow especially, all sat there. Mouths wide-open at the two dares they saw.

"Don'tcha just love the dares the reviewers send in?!" Zeke asked them, both he and Trixie breaking out into complete laughter.

At that moment, Rainbow fell to the ground. Her mind being swapped with AJ's. Who had now become quiet all of a sudden. And after a few seconds, Rainbow Dash started waking up. "Huh...What in tarnation happened?" She asked as she stood up. And seeing the other girls look at her with jaws to the floor, including Pinkie who had just come back in, she rose an eyebrow. "What?"

"A-Applejack?..." Fluttershy started asking first. The others having no words.

"Yeah? What, what's going on? And, how did I get out here? I thought I was love poisoned and in that closet over there with-Blitz..." After pointing towards the closet, she saw that she had a blue hoof. "What the?... WOAH NELLY!"

"Yep! And since AJ here isn't affected by the love poison, guess who is?!" Trixie asked with a great big grin on her face.

"R-rainbow Dash..." They all heard from inside the closet. Blitz being the one to speak. "Is that you or AJ?"

"Hi there Blitzy...A' course it's Rainbow Dash, who else?" AJ's voice came from inside.

"Oh no...Rainbow Dash, what are you-the love poison..." Suddenly, the door opened from inside, Blitz trying to run out. Only to be dragged back in by Rainbow Dash. "Dear Celestia, some pony help me!" He begged before the door closed. The timer turning to '24 Hours' That technically being the beginning of an episode to the end of one since the episodes continued off of each other.

"That ain't fair!" Applejack yelled with Rainbow's voice. "You can't just do that!"

"I'm afraid we can Applejack...I'm afraid we can..." Zeke said with a sly grin. "Either way, I think that we're going a little over our limit. So let's do the final comment and start this long awaited chapter!"

1: Lord Curly: Great chapter. It seams no matter where he goes the cabbage merchant will always lose his cabbages. Thank you for including Tommy, who will forever be the best ranger.

"Why thank you Lord Curly! I'm glad His Majesty enjoyed the last chapter! And yes, your sort-of-loyal subject the Cabbage Merchant Pony can not catch a break! He should really think about getting some insurance, or a bodyguard for those cabbages! And I am also please that you noticed the reference!" Zeke said, bowing towards him.

"You know that you're acting like an idiot right now, right?" Trixie asked with a deadpanned expression.

Dino on the other claw, put one of his fingers up to his chin and adjusted his top hat. Looking identical to his father, Philosoraptor. "If Curly is the Lord, does that mean waffle fries are banished from the country?"

"Not sure Dino! Either way, I think that's all we got for the intro dares! See you all next chapter where we'll finally end this long dare! Theo! I think you're old enough to do this now! Go ahead and do the Disclaimer!

Disclaimer (As told by Theo): YAY! Daddy (Zeke) Does not own MLP! Or Mommy! Or Cabbage Pony! Or anything, except for the story, one or two other ponies, and Blitz! ENJOY!

Trixie and Zeke both turned red at what Theo said. "T-Theo...What did you just call me?" Zeke asked, both of them completely embarrassed from that. And it only got worse as Dino went into Philosophy mode again.

"If Zeke is 'Daddy', and Trixie is 'Mommy', does that make them a-" He couldn't finish though as Trixie zipped his mouth shout and Zeke put an arm around his mouth and jaw to be sure he wouldn't say anything else.

"GOODBYE EVERY PONY!" Trixie and Zeke said in unison. The chapter finally starting.


Pinkie's POV

"Party Cannon? Check."

"Confetti Helmet? Check."

"Romane Candle Horseshoes? One, two, three, four checks."

"Emergency clown costume? Check"

"Gummy? Check."

And finally, rubber chicken just to be safe? CHECK!" I yelled out, making sure I took everything out of my Party Dresser. The one place I kept all my party stuff. I mean, who doesn't have a party dresser right?

But with everything ready, I simply pushed the dresser away as I turned towards Blitz's front door. Aiming the party cannon at the door before firing it. Since I used the Birthday Party Cannonball, it didn't break the door. Just open it as the decorations flew out everywhere around Blitz's living room.

Only, Blitz wasn't there. RJ was sitting on the couch, throwing his boomerang around the room to pass the time. Or at least, he was until he got caught in the cross-fire. Being pelted with a chocolate cake to the face. The most delicious way to ever be taken down if you ask me.

He jumped right back up and wiped the cake off of his mask. Glaring right at me for the surprise attack. "Oops! Sorry RJ! That cake was supposed to hit Blitz in the face!" I told him, taking out the rubber chicken before making a shotgun-loading motion with it. "Now, where is he?"

RJ just kept looking at me with a very confused, and slightly scared, expression before finally realizing just who he was dealing with. So he just shrugged and ate on of the bigger pieces of cake that hadn't fallen apart.

"Don't know? So, he's not home right now?" I asked, lowering the rubber chicken since I had no reason to use it anymore.

RJ simply swallowed the piece of cake an nodded before jumping back on the couch he was resting on earlier. Now just whistling a small tune as he licked the frosting off his paws. Well, at least some pony got to enjoy the cake after it was launched. But that meant that I had to track Blitz down with no leads or hints as to where he had gone.

"Alright, perfect! Thanks RJ! Enjoy the cake!" I told him as I left. Bringing Gummy and the rubber chicken with me. Something tells me I was going to need them. As for the Confetti Helmet, Romane Candle Horseshoes, emergency clown costume, and sadly my party cannon, I left it all there. RJ could watch them all for me since I wouldn't need an arsenal for where I was going. Into Ponyville.

You see, I knew exactly where Blitz went. It was pretty obvious to tell the truth. Since it was almost Winter, the Construction Ponies wouldn't be working on any projects and only had a select few ponies stay to help tarp the current ones. How did I know Blitz wasn't one of them? Easy. The well near Trot-Way Lane had exactly three bits in it. Meaning that Spike accidentally bumped into Rumble. Who bumped into Berry Punch some time later that day. Who bumped into Matilda. And she was the one-

who was buying some quills from the Sofa and Quills business pony. He then said 'Have a nice day' as that Cabbage Pony ran over him by accident as he was freaking out. Again. So, the money the Cabbage Pony got from Rarity went flying into that very well. Distracting Blitz on the way to meet up at one of the sites. And since he wasn't there those ten seconds earlier, he got out of having to tarp the projects without being late either.

He should really thank me for that. I mean, saying hi to Spike this morning just to have him bump into Rumble, and breaking the Cabbage Pony's cart wasn't all that easy you know! Still he didn't know that, so I'll give him a pass.

The only thing was, if he wasn't home than where else could he go? All of us, except for me had to do something today. Rarity had to work on her dresses after shopping. Twilight was studying today. Spike had to clean the library. Rainbow Dash was reading the latest Daring Do book. Applejack was gathering up the last of the apples for the winter. And Fluttershy was helping to get the last of her animals ready for hibernation.

That only left me, and he would've had enough time to go to Sugarcube Corner. So that meant he was going to see some pony else out of extreme boredom. The Cutie Mark Crusaders!

So figuring out just where he went, I turned towards Ponyville to run off and find the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Lucky for me though, they were walking out from behind Blitz's house. Having a bunch of wooden planks and some old tools loaded up in the wagon that Scootaloo was steering with her scooter as always. Applebloom rode in the wagon with everything, leaving Sweetie Belle to walk alongside it. But she didn't mind as she walked with a smile on her face.

"...He saved puppies from a fire, and he also likes pancakes..." Sweetie sang to herself, humming whatever the next part of the song was to herself. Whatever the song was, it wasn't a song she really knew all that much about. Still, whatever she was humming sounded up-beat and catchy to say the least.

"Oh! Hey there Pinkie Pie! What'cha doin' here?" Applebloom asked, spotting me and having the other two see me as well. They went ahead and started coming towards me to say hi.

"Well, I'm trying to find Blitz, but after pelting RJ with a chocolate cake to the face, he told me that he didn't know where Blitz was. So me, Gummy, and Mr. Cluck A' Squeak are trying to find him. He might've been able to get away, but it's pretty obvious to every pony that we'll find him. What about you three?" All I knew was that they came here to get some stuff from Blitz's backyard. He usually had a bunch of wood, scrap, and old tools put away in sheds or up against his house to use whenever he needed them. It wasn't all that organized, so if Twilight knew it was there then Blitz would be getting a lecture the second she found out.

"Wait, what happened?" Scootaloo asked, not understanding me. But she just shook her head and answered the question. "Well, we saw Blitz earlier and told him about our newest idea to get our Cutie Marks. And when we told him that we needed a few tools and stuff, he told us that he had some tools in his backyard. So, we came here to get them!"

"You saw Blitz?! What happened next?! Where'd he go?!" I needed to find out where he went. And they were the last ones to see him do anything. They had to know where he went!

"U-uh...Well, he asked if my sister was done harvestin' the last a tha apples for winter. So I told him that she was probably done and he went off to Sweet Apple Acres." Applebloom told me.

That was all I needed to know.

Not even wanting to waste any time, I took off for Sweet Apple Acres. Gummy clenching his mouth to the end of my mane to hold on and not fall off my back. Mr. Cluck A' Squeak wasn't as lucky though as he had fallen off my back. Being left back at Blitz's house. It was okay though. No party goer left behind, right? I'd come back to get the rubber chicken and the rest of my stuff.

What I wasn't going to be able to come back for though, was what the CMC said after I left. Too bad since that part might've been important to hear from them.

"Hold on a second. What did Blitz say about all this stuff again?" Sweetie asked. "I wasn't listening since I was singing that song he kept on humming."

"It only happened like ten minutes ago. He said, 'Well, I have some materials in my backyard.' And after he asked Applebloom about Applejack, he left mumbling that song you keep singing." Scootaloo reminded her.

"Did he ever say that we could actually use this stuff?" Sweetie pressed.

"Uh..." Scootaloo started, realizing he never said that. "Well, he didn't say that. But if he said where it all was, I'm sure he's fine with us using all this stuff to get our Cutie Marks. Now come on, we got a Cutie Mark to earn!"

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER, CATAPULT LAUNCHERS! YAY!"


Finally, after a long minute of contained party concluding questions, I finally got to Applejack's house. Spotting her immediately before running over to see her. Gummy jumping off my back to look for Winona in the mean time.

Applejack was putting away the last of the apples for winter inside the barn, where Big Mac would take them and give them out to every pony that may need them later. She looked pretty content in it all as well. Even singing a small tune just like Sweetie Belle was earlier.

"Not only green when summer's 'ere, but also winter's cold an' drear..." Again, it was just part of a song, and she was humming the next part. At least, before shaking her head and stopping. "Dag nabbit Blitz, now ya got me singin' them songs..."

"Hello, Applejack!" I called out. Going over to her with a great smile on my face. The point that she saw Blitz earlier made me frown a bit. But that also meant that she might know where he went!

"Huh? Oh, hey there Pinkie Pie! What ya up to today?" She asked, glad to see one of her friends after finishing her job for the day.

"Well: I woke up and did my morning routine. Had a muffin party with Derpy. Tried to teach Gummy how blow a bubble gum balloon, only for him to blow bubbles out of his nose by accident. Had some cactus juice and watched this giant mushroom rise from the ground. Took Gummy to the vet where the vegetarian cleaned Gummy's bubble gum snot out. Ran around Ponyville for an hour. Jumped through Caramel's window by accident. Then talked with Spike. Checked my birthday party list to see who's party to plan for next. Found Rarity. Told her all of our birthdays by heart. Managed to squeeze a YouTube Reviewer joke into it without her realizing it. Figured out I forgot something and ran to Twilight's house. Jumped through her window. Freaked out to her. Made her go crazy by showing her my birthday party list. Realized I forgot about Blitz and his birthday. Cried a little. Cheered up. Jumped through Twilight's door. Wow, I broke a lot of stuff today. Took some time off since the next chapter was delayed a few days. Danced on top of a roof. Broke into Blitz's house with my party cannon. Breaking more stuff, oddly enough. Assaulted RJ with cake. Talked to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Started running here. Figured out ten ways to solve world hunger. AND HERE I AM!"

Applejack, having just heard all of what I've done today, just sat there. Very confused about all I just said. It was all jumbled up to her where in a way, she barely understood any of it. Which in the end she choose to ignore, knowing it'd only get more confusing to try and have me explain it all to her.

"Oh...Well, uh...That's nice...So, anyway, what are you doing here anyway?" She asked as she stood back up. Having understood that last part since I yelled it to her.

"Applebloom told me that Blitz came over here to ask you something. And I need to find him so I can ask him something really important. So, what did he say?" I asked her, my eyes wide enough to catch basketballs. Which is really stupid. How could my eyes play basketball? Unless I coach my eyelashes to dribble the ball...Hm...

"Oh. Well, let's see here. He asked if me and Big Mac needed any help harvesting the rest of the apples. We said no, but told him we needed help choppin' up some firewood. So we let him take care a' that, an' four minutes later he finished it all. So we let 'em go ahead and start sellin' it off for us. He left a good ten minutes 'fore you showed up though. So he should be in the Ponyville marketplace right now, selling firewood with our firewood stand." She told me, telling me the story for me.

"Selling firewood, huh?" I asked, putting a hoof to my chin in thought. "Interesting...Very interesting..."

"Uh, yeah...So, why do you need to talk to him anyway Sugarcube? You made it sound like it's important, right?" She asked, noticing that part about how urgent I was acting.

"You bet your hat your is! I don't know Blitz's birthday! I don't know anything about it! And I can't afford to miss his birthday! If I do, he might get really upset and depressed! And with winter coming, no pony should ever be depressed about something like a birthday." It should almost be illegal to be sad on winter! A crime, it should be! Only, if it was a crime, then that would only make more ponies depressed and sad.

"Bet my hat?" Applejack asked, wondering why I made that kind of saying. "And Pinkie, don'tcha think that may be goin' a bit far? I mean, no offense, but I don't think Blitz really cares all too much about his birthday. The only time he talks about something he might want as a gift is fer Hearth's Warming Eve. But nothin' 'bout a birthday."

"Shoot. Guess I'll just have to keep looking for him until I do figure out his birthday." Oh well, no pony ever said that this was an easy job to do. And besides, what's the fun in just figuring out his birthday the old boring way? Guess I'll enjoy the quest for answers!

"Okay then! Thanks Applejack! Now if you don't mind, I am off to save the world!" I said, putting my hoof to my mouth before whistling for Gummy. Who fell out of the tree that was above me an onto my back.

"Save the world?" Applejack questioned. Not able to understand how I got to that conclusion.

"Yes! Save the world...OF PARTIES!" And with that, I was off towards the market. Ready to face anything that came my way! No matter how hard the trial! I will prevail! I will leave no party unnoticed! No balloon unused! No strand of confetti forgotten! No leftover cake for ants! And finally! No smile left upside down!

"I swear, Pinkie gets more and more confusin' every day..." Applejack said as she went off to check all the trees one last time to make sure she didn't miss any. "Hm-hm, hm-hm-hm-hm-hmmmm...Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hmm hmm... Dang it! I swear, if I keep humming these songs all week, Blitz is gonna pay for it!"


"But what do you mean, I have to pay you for all of the cabbages?!"

"I mean what I say! Three bits for each head of cabbage you had roll away!"

As I got to the Ponyville Marketplace, the Cabbage Pony was glaring right at me. His stand set up directly in front of me! And if I just tried to go around, he rolled it back in front of me with his new and improved wheels that didn't fall off.

"Are you loco in the cocoa?! Three bits per cabbage is outrageous! Besides, it's not my fault you let all those cabbages get away!" I told him, getting a little angry at him. He was acting so crazy right now! And coming from me, you all know that means something!

"Oh yes it is! You broke my cabbage cart! You'll pay big time! And until you pay me back for every cabbage you ruined, you are never getting another head of cabbage in this town again!" He told me, glaring at me intensely.

"WHAT?! None at all?! But...But what about when I throw my Vegetable Party after the Summer Harvest Parade?! If there isn't any lettuce there, then all the Carrot Lovers will dominate the Lettuce Lovers!" We can't let that happen! Especially after how that ended last year when my cabbage float got destroyed!

Only, my explanation only made the Cabbage Pony twitch in response. "Lettuce...Lettuce?...LETTUCE?! How dare you call my beautiful cabbages 'lettuce'! I'll have you know that there is a very big distinction between the two greens! Lettuce is always eaten raw and cold! Having no actual realistic taste since it usually gets mixed in with other ingredients! So obviously carrots should win that argument! Where as cabbage is a delicious and more important green! It is on occasion added to soups and stews! not to mention, it has a chewy texture to it while lettuce is soft! Finally, cabbages are healthier! As demonstrated by the amount of Vitamin C you get from it!"

"And just for that insult you just threw at my cabbages, it is now FIVE BITS per head of cabbage!" He added, making me gasp in shock.

"How could you put such a humongous price on your cabbages?! Look, they're right there in your cart again! All fifty-five of them! You rounded them up and even washed them thoroughly already! So they're fine! Why do I need to pay you so much?!" There was no way I could bargain with him. My usual bargaining made it so I could trick them into selling their stuff for less. And even though I could talk him down to one bit per cabbage, I didn't have fifty-five bits on me! They were all at home in my disco ball piggy back!

"And you're lucky I found them too! If it wasn't for this stallion with a metal tail catching the last of them, they would've rolled into the pond just over the hill!" He told me, telling me about his lucky break. "You need to have some manners! Why, that lad even fixed my cabbage cart for free and bought a few!"

"Wait, you saw Blitz?! Where was he?!" I asked him with a less annoyed expression...Oh come on, I can be annoyed sometimes! Either way, this was news to me! There was no other pony with a metal tail around here after all!

"Blitz? That's what his name was? Well, he was over by the...Woah, hold on a second!" He yelled, putting his hoof back to the ground before he could point me in the direction of where he was. "If I tell you, you're just going to try and sneak around! Besides, how do I know you won't try to destroy his cart next?! He might've had some nails on him to fix my cart, and carved some of that firewood to make me some wooden wheels, but he probably doesn't want to have to fix another cart today!"

"I was wondering why those wheels had such good design to him. It must've been pretty nice of him to walk all the way across the marketplace just to give you the wheels..." I said, admiring the handy work on the wheels. They were carved by something bigger than a knife, that was for sure. So it had to be Blitz.

"Across the marketplace? What do you mean, his cart's just around the corner over there." he told me, pointing in the direction of his, or Applejack's, firewood cart. "...Oh wait! NO!"

But it was too late for him as I made a B-Line for Blitz's Bustling Booth of Believably the Best Bushel of Basic Wood! (Try saying that five times fast) I knew that I had to pay him back eventually. And I would! Just not right now since I had an important mission! And seeing a large crowd just around the corner, I noticed that the booth was Applejack's.

"Hey! Hey Blitz!" I called out, trying to jump high enough so he could see me. I saw that there wasn't that much firewood left. Usually Big Mac has a giant pile of firewood four times the size of the actual firewood cart. So if Blitz made just as much as him, if not more, than shouldn't there be more wood left over? Because all there was left was a good twenty pieces of wood left over.

So wanting to get closer, I jumped from head to head of each and every pony before jumping on the top of the cart and off behind it. Gummy still on my back this whole time too. "Finally! Blitz, you have no idea how long I've been trying to find you-"

"Hey, it's Party Pony! What's up?!" Al Cow Howl asked as he raised his window shades to see me clearly. "So you heard about my new stand too, huh?!"

"Wha-huh? Al-Cow-Howl? But, I thought Blitz was the one selling firewood." I said, tilting my head a little at the cow almost as Party Loving as me.

"Firewood? I don't know anything about firewood, but I know Blitz was here. The dude was selling all these boring blocks of wood. So I bought one and showed him how it's done!" He told me, holding up a small little whittled pony figurine in his hoof. "Now this is something some pony should be selling around here!"

"Wow! That looks amazing!" I said, taking it to look at it myself. It looked so realistic it was like I was holding a tiny pony in my hooves! I wish I was as small as this pony! then I could live in one of the cakes down at Sugarcube Corner!

"Yep! So I showed Blitz how ta make a few a these wicked sculptures, but I don't think he got it all that well. All he could make were some boring old wheels. Still, he went ahead and let me take charge of this stand to sell these things to every pony!" He told me as he took out a few Timberwolf figures and gave them to Button Mash's mom. Who I guess wanted to give them to Button as a gift for Hearth's Warming Eve later on. "All I gotta do is get this cart over to the Apple Orchard place when I'm done!"

"Well, do you know which way Blitz went? I need to talk to him about something important!" I told him, hoping his wise cow knowledge would be able to help.

"Important huh? Well in that case, I'll tell ya. He went off in that direction." He told me, pointing ahead of the audience.

"Perfect! Thank you Al-Coe-Howl! Thank you and your amazing cow knowledge!" I thanked him, about to trot off. Only, I stopped myself. "Oh. Quick question. When's your birthday?"

"My birthday?" He asked, giving a few more statues away. "Oh! It's in a few months."

"Phew! Okay good! That means I won't have to plan it for a few more weeks! I'll ask what day it is later, but right now I gotta find Blitz! See ya!" I said, sprinting out of the group. Only to appear right back behind Al. "Hey, could I have one of those statues in the shape of a cupcake?"

"Sure! Here, I made a bunch of statues in the shapes of food. So...Here's the cupcake one!" He said, handing me my own cupcake statue.

"Sweet! Thanks Al-Cow-Howl!" I said, putting the statue away and running out behind the crowd to find Blitz again. Following Al's directions, I rounded the corner that was across the street. Looking in every direction to find Blitz. Except in that one direction no pony ever thinks to look...

No, not behind you, but good guess!

Instead, my tail started twitch-a-twitchin'! Telling me just where something was coming at me from. So sidestepping off to the side just in time as a sky blue pony, only slightly darker than Rainbow but not by much, came falling right where I was. A cart of cement mix falling behind him.

"Ugh...Why did I have to carry all the cement mix?!" He asked, glaring upwards towards Ginger Star, who was flying over towards us.

"Uh, you didn't!" She corrected him. "The second we passed by Derpy, you tried to be a big foal and fly the cart! And then you got freaked out by a hummingbird and fell to the ground!" She then landed and helped get a few of the bags that landed on him off. "By the way, smooth moves there Romaneo..." She told him sarcastically.

"W-well, you didn't exactly give me a warning with how heavy the cart was!" He said, getting up and pushing the cart off it's side before trying to put all the bags back in. Which it looked like he was having some problems lifting even one bag.

"Anyway, you okay there Pinkie Pie? He didn't squish you like a bug, did he?" Ginger asked, turning towards me.

"Nope! I'm as fit as a fiddle!" I told her, a fiddle falling out of my mane. And needless to say, it was pretty trashed. "Oops...Okay, well I'm fitter than that fiddle! Anyway, did you see Blitz anywhere? Even though he sticks out like a piece of burnt flambé, we can't find him anywhere!"

"Him? I think I saw him heading off towards Conifer Fields. Why, what did you need?" Jumpy asked, only to get back to reloading the cart after getting a glance from Ginger.

"I found out that I don't know his birthday. And now I gotta hurry and find out! Because if I don't, then I'll miss the chance to throw a party!" I told them, freaking out just by the thought of it. No party! That's Taboo to me!

"Woah, you don't know his birthday either? I guess the others were right." She said, turning towards Jumpy. "That really is the fifth mystery of Ponyville..."

"Fifth mystery? I've never heard of the fifth one before! Only the first, dos, trois, and vier!" Now this was new! There has always just been four mysteries of Ponyville. Well, at least they were all mysteries to every pony else! All of the mane seven, Spike, and you all know about most of them though.

The first one was the Everfree Forest. We all know some of the stuff that's laying around in there! Timberwolves, an Ursa Minor, ruined castle, Zecora's place, and even Cragadiles! But, we all knew about that boring old place. So, next one please.

The second was Old Mare Crankle's House. Even though we were the only ponies to go in, and come out alive! MWAHAHAHAHA-HACK! Cough-cough...Man, italics are hard to speak in! But yeah, that place was still kind of a mystery! The scary part about it, is that it shouldn't even exist as far as Ponyville's concerned. All that time ago, they said the mansion was built the same time Granny Smith was still wrinkle-free like a freshly ironed birthday suit. But there's never been any records about that place, or Old Mare Crankle. Weird, huh?

Third was one none of you have heard about...Yet. It was the old abandoned well. And no, it wasn't the one Dashie saved that filly from that whole Mare-Do-Well thing. It was one that was in the middle of the park. It was boarded and covered up, so no other filly could go in. They say a filly who got her Cutie Mark in diving was dared to go into the well that was filled to the top with water. Only, she didn't come back up. And when some pony went into check, there was nothing there. So, it's been closed ever since.

The final one was the bell tower. You know the one where Fluttershy flung that tourist towards? Yeah, that's it. You see, the only way any pony could ring it is to fly or teleport up to the bell itself and ring it. Because you can't go inside and up the normal way. That doors been locked tight forever! And that bell towers been there since Pony Valley. That's how the Apple Family and the rest of the settlers knew where to set up the town part of Ponyville! Most ponies say that 'There's gold in that there tower!' But between all of you and me, I think it's really salt water taffy!

But the fifth one? Nope. Not one slice of it.

"They all think that Blitz doesn't have a birthday. It started when the fore pony asked him because he didn't know it either. Somehow, Blitz convinced him to drop and leave him alone about it even though he's supposed to know that kind of info. So every pony just jumps to the conclusion that he doesn't have a birthday." She explained the story.

"Wait, so he does have a birthday?" Jumpy asked, looking up after getting the last bag in the cart.

"Well duh, he has a birthday silly J!" "AH!" Jumpy J yelled in pure horror as I jumped out from under the cement bags in the cart. Making him fall backwards as I jumped out. Even if I was only defending Blitz's birthday. "Only, I need to figure it out soon! Because if I don't, then he may miss his birthday and forget all about that! And nothing is worse than forgetting your own birthday!"

"Don't do that!" He yelled at me, getting back on his hooves. "Besides, if you want to ask him about it so much, then hurry up and go. He's been everywhere today doing all these errands. All while smiling and humming some kind of song. If I didn't know any better, I'd think it was you in some sort of costume."

"You're right! Thanks Jumpy, thanks Ginger! I better hurry!" I said, turning towards Conifer Fields which was just outside of Ponyville. Past the train tracks. "Oh, and one other thing." I started, both of them looking at me before going off. "There isn't any way that it could be me in a Blitz costume!"

Jumpy rubbed the back of his neck in shame. embarrassed that he even thought that. "Oh...Yeah, I guess that is kinda stu-"

"My Blitz costume hasn't been delivered yet! It's on it's way along with my Twilight costume! Just thought you should know in case you thought I was in a Twilight costume too!"

As I started bouncing away, Gummy riding me like a bull rider, the two of them just stood there confused at what I had said. "Does...Does that mean that she has costumes of the others?" Ginger asked in curiosity.

"I don't know, and I really wan to keep it that way. Let's just get going before she tries to get costumes of us or something." Jumpy said, now having a the cart hooked up to him. This time, prepared for how heavy it was.

Good thing I didn't need any kind costume to finish what I started. I'm in too deep to give up now. And if I get caught, that means we all get caught! That's right, you're all accomplices now. Accomplices of the most important job in Equestria.

Finding out the fifth mystery of Ponyville. Blitz's Birthday.

It won't be easy. And I won't lie. Some of you may not live to see the end of this mission. Just remember, it's important we all remember our jobs! Because even one mess up, and we'll lose any chance we have of figuring this mystery out! And how does that make any sense, I hear a few of you asking yourselves? Yes, I can hear what some of you are thinking! You know who you are.

Still, how does it make sense? Simple.

I'm Pinkie Pie! Your argument is invalid! See you tomorrow every pony! This time, you better not make a liar outta me Zeke!


Oh yeah?! Or what?! *Suddenly, I'm met with a boot to the head. As well as a flower pot* OW! Okay, okay! Sheesh, I promise I won't mess this up! Just stop attacking me...Like you just did... Wait how did you-

Oh, whatever. Anyway, I wanted to say thank you every pony who wasn't mad at me for my royal screw-up! It was something I thought would've been annoying, but you were all so nice about it. And I promise that I'll be WAY more careful with stuff like this!

Anyway, see you all tomorrow! (For realzies this time!) And don't forget what Pinkie Pie told all of you! Remember your jobs! See you all for the final part every pony!

QotC: *Pop Quiz* What is your job for this important mission of Pinkie's?! (If you don't know, then Pinkie told me to tell you that you won't be invited to Blitz's Birthday!)