The Showering Infergyo
Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! SEVENS series.
Summary:
Forget Atachi Mimi! Consider hiring Flash Umiko as your company's motivational speaker!
Do you have a dream?
Do you have an ambition?
A grand plan, but no thoughts as to how to put your trailblitzing enterprise into action, blub?
You need Flash Umiko's Deep-Sea Gill-Breathing Water-Loving Lifestyle, blub, blub, blub!
Just plug everything in all at once and you'll be shocked it all works! IF it all works, that is!
A haphazard connection and gross negligence. But as long as the electricity's still running, you're with the right current!
And even if it isn't, you can fold your ladder and call it a day!
Octopus wiring: It's the Umiko way!
They'll say you're a noodle brain. They'll say you're a slob. They're just sourpusses! Jelly of the way you light up the hallway, and coiling up because they didn't announce themselves to land better jobs in the past, magu – BZZT BZZT! – I mean, blub!
Trusted Goha employee, you give this organization its zap!
Whatever your skills and whatever your field of specialty, you're a valued fixture.
Take it from someone who's the least organized, blub.
"Pardon me, Umiko-san, are you really –?"
Tch! Cracking the mystery, are you?
BZZT BZZT! Don't listen to anything fishy Goha tells you!
You're overworked and have toed the company line for too long.
Time to kick up that spark and be re-bone, blub, blub!
Time to tow the company underwater, blub, blub, blub!
BOOM!
Oopsie! HQ went up in a showering infergyo while you were lazing about, and everybody's looking at you?
That's okay! Lay the blame on the rule breaker in the Department of Duel Operations! Or the curry calamity chef in the cafeteria! It was them! They were sloppy, blub!
