Oddities and… weirdness
"When you said you know someone to help us get in to the Seireitei… You should have been more specific, Yoruichi" standing beside Chad and Uryu with looks of complexion, Orihime was the only one to stare at the odd sight in wonder.
I mean when they first heard of this Kukaku Shiba from Yoruichi, Ichigo expected a calm minded serious person, instead…
"Cause this person you mentioned may be missing a few screws" staring at the sight of large stone arms holding up a banner saying said name, Yoruichi gave Ichigo the most biggest Cheshire grin she could muster in her cat form, getting a raised eyebrow as they followed.
"Now where would the surprise in that be" giving a glance to the house with the arms and chimney, she added as an afterthought.
"She chose human arms this time" following the cat while Uryu still had a look of foreboding, until he was nudged forward by Shadow, startling the Quincy as the Panther, which he corrected himself, trudged after Ichigo who looked over the house with Yoruichi hopping onto Shadows back after it joined his side with Orihime and Chad… leaving Uryu the only one still affected by the absurdity of the sight until he sighed and ran after them.
It was when he caught up to them that they all stopped at hearing a voice above.
"Halt!"
Stopping as two largely built men, Twins, landed between them and the house, crossing their arms while Ichigo took notice to the plainly shown differences in clothing, he stood in silence.
"I, Koganehiko"
"And I Shiroganehiko"
"Will have to ask you to state your business and leave!" looking between the two for a second, Ichigo looked down to Yoruichi who plainly waved her right paw for attention, making Shiroganehiko look at her before his eyes widened in surprise.
"Yoruichi-dono!" seeing the two bow at Yoruichi in apology, the were-cat and Substitute shared a glance.
"Our apologies Yoruichi-dono, we had not known you were traveling with these youngsters" manifesting on Ichigo's left shoulder to look down at the duo, Griffon spoke with an air of amusement.
"You think this chick gets off dominating these two?" smacking the demon bird with his Cane at the vulgar thought of that sight, Orihime blushed deeply at the thought while Uryu gave the bird a look of annoyance, while Chad gave it a glare as it laughed on the ground despite being hit, it was Shadow growling warningly at him did the bird scoff as it stood up.
"Jesus, no sense of humor any of you!"
Following Koganehiko down the stairs right at the entrance of the small house, Ichigo had Yorucihi perched on his shoulders as they followed, leaving Shadow to guard with the Shiroganehiko.
Stopping at the bottom of the stairs as Ko stood at the sliding door, a voice called out to him.
"Is it Koganehiko!?"
"Ye-yes, there is a rare guest"
"Well let them in!"
"Yes sir, Right away" throwing the door with a expert ease, Ichigo followed Yoruichi into the room to stare at the one armed beauty sitting on a cushion smoking a pipe.
"Well, long time no see, Yoruichi!" turning away from the woman as a trickle of blood fell from his nose, Ichigo turned to Griffon who gawked at the woman with his split button beak spread wide.
"Holy fucking shit, hey Rockstar can we go for this beauty instead!" snapping out of his funk to have it replaced by anger, ichigo turned to Griffon to kick the bird as it flew away from the angry substitute.
"Get back here so I can kick you!"
"GAAAAAH, Shadow! anyone! SAVE ME! THE KIDS FINALLY LOST IT!" watching the scene with a raised eyebrow as Yoruichi approached, the woman was about to question bout the bird until all jumped as Nightmare's right hand shot out from nowhere to bitch slap the bird towards Ichigo who smacked Griffon into a wall like a baseball.
Leaving Ichigo smiling in victory as Nightmare appeared behind him, flexing muscles that made it more buff then it should before it sank into the ground, vanishing completely as Griffon crawled to hide behind Orihime.
"hide me please"
Picking up the bird with a sigh, Orihime held Griffon with her cheeks puffed out while moving to Ichigo.
"Kurosaki, he was only joking" giving the beautiful child a look, Ichigo sighed.
"Orihime, there is a definite difference between good nature jokes and adult jokes, he is nothing but a prude" giving the bird a glare a sit snuggled further into Orihime's chest, Ichigo rubbed his eyes.
Leaving this the sight of Yoruichi and Kūkaku Shiba before Kūkaku turned to Yoruichi who was staring at ichigo as he sat against a wall with Shadow resting his head on his lap.
"Alright Yoruichi… explain the sudden visit?" seeing the werecat turn to her, the beauty in disguise spoke.
"It's complicated, so to speak"
"It's always complicated"
"I need a favor" staring at each other for s good minute, the one armed fireworks expert turned her gaze to the teens who sat patiently, the orange haired teen reading a ruby red book.
Narrowing her eyes with mischief, Kūkaku turned to Yoruichi with a smirk while leaning forward.
"You know I like complicated jobs?"
Saying that got her a wolf whistle from Griffin who was then victim to Ichigo smacking him in the head.
"Behave" seeing the bird give Ichigo a look, Kukaku frowned at its intelligence before turning to Yoruichi who had a knowing look on her feline face.
"Explain to me the kid over Sake, I'm thirsty" turning to a wall, Kukaku spoke while getting up.
"Oi, you ready in there?"
"Wait, hold on!" raising a brow at the voice, ichigo close dhis book as the woman slid open a door, showing a rebel looking man sitting in place.
"He-hello, My name is Ganju Shiba, a pleasure to meet you" staring at the man, Ichigo stood up with a huff, he stood with a bow.
"A pleasure I assure you"
"Alright, Ganju, Let's start the fireworks infiltration plan!"
Who should get Rebellion.
Choices:
Orihime: Devil Beauty
Yoruichi: Deadly strike
Don't know how to start polls but I'll try after posting this chap
