Out of near infinity you have returned here, glad to see you all, well read you all I guess? No matter not got much to say still I hope you've enjoyed seeing the evolution of this story and the writing as much as I am making it. Now onto reviews.

Fencer29: I mean she's Index she acts like she doesn't know about those things but something tells me she does due to her. Position and are you telling me none of the grimores in her head don't detail the act of sexual union? And marriage, I guess she 'forgot' about that nudge nudge wink wink… or not who knows. And yes you can't have Touma without his little Understander, that's kinda the whole point of Understanders. They are incomplete without each other.

5had0wHand: When and how I'm going to get the things within Touma's hand to be released I haven't quite figured out. I do know it'll be much later in the story though the second half really or what I thought was going to be the second half. I have a few thought of my own for what those things are but You'll have to wait and see to learn what I think. And yeah glad we all agree Kamachi is just Aliester having reached the pure phase XD. And indeed the calm has come, let the SoL shenanigans begin!

Whwsms: Glad you find the build up to be satisfactory and please be my guest the explanation may have been a little confusing due to my horrible skill in that specific kind of thing just… how does one explain thing?

As always constructive criticism is both encouraged and desired, but remember it needs to actually be constructive no ranting about how one character's so OP or what not. Explain the why and how and give a suggestion on how to handle it, I may give a counter argument if I find flaw but that is how these things go.. right? Anyways let this tale of an infinity commence once more!

Chapter 19

Celebratory Idiocy

Shortly after Index and Othinus left for the dorm, Heaven Canceller came like Touma had said he would.

"Hmm well you appear to have recovered well enough, shockingly so. I swear you're body is a piece of fantasy, you healed way faster than you should have." He mused while examining Touma's arm, foot and side where Murieann had injured him days prior.

Touma groaned in exasperation at Heaven Canceller,the frog faced doctor's comment. "Then, why did you predict I'd be ready so soon? I'm just a normal highschool boy."

Heaven Canceller shook his head "Even with the advancements I made recently due to working with Lilith. You should have taken at least a week or so, but you heal exceedingly Quickly Kamijou." he gave Touma a small smile before finishing "Well just so long as my patient makes a full recovery the oddities of their body doesn't matter. Just try not to strain the wounds too much, even if I feel they are nearly fully healed."

The Frog faced doctor left, and Touma got dressed. As much as he'd like to hang around Index and celebrate Easter for her. He had school and that took priority, he already failed the year once. No way was he gonna fail it again he left his room and said goodbye to the kind nurses who helped him. On the way out he thanked the receptionist and waved her goodbye.

She smiled and waved back "See you again soon!"

Her remark put a dent in Touma's mood, It's almost as if she expected him to return… and was looking forward to it. Touma made a mental note, Not to allow the receptionist to be in a room alone with him. Or something that Lessar would imagine might happen.

While taking one of the many alleyway shortcuts to his school that Touma knew he ran into the Fey sisters from the Other day.

"Heya! Ladykiller" said Galistic with a sly look in her eyes as she leaned on the Alleyway wall. "You sure think it alright you're wandering bout on your own?" she then winked as Baobahn Sith who was standing near Touma's left leaned in towards him

"You never know when a thirsty fey Temptress might jump you" Boahban whispered into his ear causing Touma's face to flush red and he leaped to the side in embarrassment

"Y-You shouldn't say things like that!" he stammered out red in the face. "It'll cause a misunderstanding"

The two fey sisters began laughing and Galistic wiped a tear from her eyes as she stamped her foot, her shoe just barely muffling the deer hoof hidden underneath. "By Aine he's too fun to mess with sis! How we gonna crack this one?"

Baohban held her hand daintily to her mouth as she giggled "Not sure Sister of mine, If we had our two other sisters we might be able to figure it out."

Touma sighed and put his right hand on his hip as he looked at the two. "Alright, what do the two of you girls want?" he asked

Galistic raised an eyebrow and whistled "Darn you're observant, guess the whole level 0s being dumb isn't that true."

Touma glared at her and responded "I may not have high grades but I'm not a moron."

Baohban looked at Touma "I apologize for my sister's bold behavior"

"Hey!" Galistic looked a little hurt at that comment

Baohban grinned "However I will agree, you are fun to mess with Imagine Breaker. But you are indeed right"

Touma sighed "Alright, what do you want me to do?"

Galistic and Baohban glanced at each other and both giggled leaving Touma confused before Galistic flicked her hair and spoke "what makes you assume that? Me and sis here just decided that we'd like to keep a eye on you to look out for any other threats that Ainmire may send"

Baohban rolled her eyes "That's a lie, we just saw you heading down this alleyway and wanted to see if we could hang out with you." she looked sheepishly away.

Galistic double took at her sister "Oi oi oi! You're the one that told me we need to make sure Anmire doesn't try anything and I called you out on it. Don't you go turning this back on me It's not like It even matters if he knows…..." she trailed off seeing Baohban's smirk. "You little! You knew I'd react that way!"

Touma, confused as all hell spoke up "I don't mind you hanging out with me, but I'd rather it be after school. I have no need for any more misunderstandings, but you two didn't need some convoluted excuse to ask to hang out with me. We are friends now you know" Touma smiled.

Galistic's face made a look like she was trying her best not to burst out laughing and Baohban looked like she tasted something bitter "Ah, that's the issue" she said

Galistic took a breath "He's the kind of guy who's self confidence is so low he thinks it's impossible for a girl to like him."

Touma blinked then teared up and ran off crying "It's Not like I want a sweet girl to fall for me or anythiiiiingggg!" he shouted as he ran down the alleyway missing Baohban and Galistic's shocked and amused faces

"Did he really just go all Tsundere there?" Galistic gawked

"That is completely out of his character," Baohban muttered.

Touma managed to get to school without much Trouble,he noticed the odd Amakusas member here and there. Meaning they were still guarding him, he entered his classroom and was Immediately bombarded with questions.

"Where were you!", "What happened after that tree appeared?", "How did you get out?" "why did Aogami and Tsuchimikado look annoyed?" and "How dare you add another girl to your harem" Well the last one wasn't a question but an angry retort said in a variety of ways by all the boys in the class. Even when everyone except the Deltaforce was new, the boys still thought he had a harem.

Oddly they all suddenly went silent and moved back to their seats when Touma asked them to leave him alone. But they had stars in their eyes, Touma felt a nagging familiarity but all he could think of was the smell of honey. Now nervous as nothing good happens to him without being returned by infinitely worse misfortune he sat at his desk waiting for Komoe.

"Really!? A level 5, the number 5 blond bombshell no less. Stops you from being mobbed, and you don't even register her?" Aogami looked at Touma with raging anger.

Tsuchimikado laughed "Now now we can't help it if Kami-nyah's blind to her. Just means more chances for us"

Touma tilted his head confused "Who?" he asked, causing a sudden silence in the class with everyone turning away as if they were mourning.

Tsuchimikado shrugged "Doesn't really matter at the moment, So tell me Kami-yan" Tsuchimikado leaned forward "Did you add that Selkie to your growing harem?"

Aogami then leaned in as well "Yeah and how are Selkie's real? you think I could find one?"

Touma's eye twitched "I... don't, have, a, HAREM!" he shouted slamming his hands on his desk. Before sitting down sighing "but she did seem to imply that she'd be willing to date me." Aogami and Tsuchimikado opened their mouths but Touma continued "However, she didn't explicitly say that so I am not gonna go get my hopes up. Especially after the way she stormed out of the room when I mentioned it."

Aogami and Tsuchimikado's faces were deadpanning "He really doesn't get it does he?" Aogami said.

"No… how damn thick did he make his skull?" Tsuchimikado responded

A strike of electricity struck the floor between them causing them all to Jump and look up

Misaka was standing there alongside a blond girl who had stars in her eyes that Touma didn't know. But once again felt that nagging familiarity and a scent of honey.

"You know, when that girl Fukiyousie told me to keep you in check. I didn't quite understand what she meant," Misaka's words came out slowly, and sternly "but now I understand exactly what she meant" she then Cracked her knuckles and walked up to the three Academy City Idiots.

The blond honey smelling girl sighed "Misaka-saan, while I understand your need to end their perverted antics. Please leave Kamijou-san alive. I'd very much like to ask about this… Muireann" She walked back to her seat, her bag swinging side to side.

What followed was a disciplining that would make Fukiyousie cry tears of joy and pride. After which the Deltaforce was left singed and beaten twitching on the floor when Komoe walked in.

"NOOOOOOO My class has become a warzone agaaain!" Komoe shouted, causing attention to turn to her. Immediately after Touma, Aogami, and Tsuchimikado were suddenly somehow in front of her despite having moments before being beaten and fried

"Sensie! Are you alright!?" Touma said worry in his eyes.

"Exactly Komoe-nyah!" Tsuchimikado continued "You were nearly crushed by that Tree branch!"

Aogami nodded with worry evident in his eyes as well "You aren't bruised or anything? No fractures or injuries from when we rushed you out?" he held her hand as he looked her in the eyes.

The entire class Misaka and the honey girl included were all completely taken aback by their change in demeanor. Well Misaka more in how the hell they were acting completely fine after she just beat them to the ground, but that's not important.

Komoe, on the other hand, was beet red in the face, her eyes swirling her heart beating fast. She had checked the footage after she was told that she was saved by Tsuchimikado and Aogami, two of the students who failed the most. Only to find out that It was Tsuchimikado Aogami, And her pupil Kamijou who All worked together to save her and defend all they could. She couldn't handle it; they all worked together, those students others would call failures.

"S-sensie's heart is not ready for thissss" she said, her mind spinning. Unaware what she was saying was causing a severe misunderstanding. 'Wait is this what Aogami-chan would call a reverse h-h-harem!?' ooor maybe not. Before promptly feinting to which the entire class shouted in shock and worry.

Komoe woke up shortly after to the relief of the class and the school day resumed like normal. Around Lunch Tsuchimikado snuck out having noticed a certain Selkie shivering slightly, leaning against a tree in the yard. "So, Murieann, what are you doing? The way you were standing here unnoticed caught my attention especially considering you were looking in my direction"

Murieann shifted in place before speaking "So, um I, I know this isn't really something your job is meant for, but you were Kamijou-sama's friend and I had no intention of asking the blue pervert who rivals the gods of Greek myths." she looked around nervously "Can you help me get closer to Kamijou-sama?"

Tsuchimikado smiled no, grinned having expected this "ho? You're not Neechi so it won't be free, buuut I think I can help you. For a price" his smile became a sly one.

Murieann looked slightly fearful, but paused a moment and took a breath to calm herself. "Whats your price?"