Thank you for waiting on this one, I'm proud of this one, I thought it was nice but then again, I wrote it so of course, I think it.

Content warning for NSFW scenes near the end of the chapter, you've been warned.


The weather outside was currently growing worse than it was last few days, it would rain all weekend. Which sucked since everyone in the house would be staying inside and that meant no real alone time for the Loud Couple, better known as Lynn and Lincoln.

They've been sneaking kisses and cuddling time throughout the entire week, making sure to stay out of sight of their siblings, naturally not wanting them to discover their taboo… They wouldn't understand, no one would, so it was agreed upon by the couple to keep this secret between them no matter what…

Even if that meant attacking a police officer...

They hoped he would be alright…

It was now a few days after the Confession™, in the afternoon after school, and Lincoln, Lynn, and Clyde were all walking down the street the Loud house.

"So then, Clyde, the Commander fights Ace Savvy and because he found the jewel of Hydro, The Commander has water powers!" Lincoln said, geeking out about their favorite comic book's most recent issue.

"I know man! I just read it in Lunch! It was so cool!" Clyde said before checking his phone, "Aw dang, I need to get going, my Dad's needs me home soon, we're going to my aunt's this weekend."

"Aww, all weekend?" Lincoln asked, sad to see his friend go.

"Why are you going all the way over there for?" Lynn asked, also curious as to why.

"Yeah, all weekend and they just want to visit us, it's been too long. For my Dad anyways," He put away his phone and put up his fist. "See you guys, stay groovy-"

"-and stay safe." Lincoln finished, pounding his fist with Clyde before he turned, making his way back home.

Once she confirmed he was out of earshot and around the other of the block, Lynn wrapped an arm around Lincoln's shoulder.

"Well, now that we're alone..." She said with a smile, pulling him closer to her.

Lincoln laughed as he held her hand as they walked, pulling it off from around his neck.

"Not while we're literally in the middle of the street, Lynn, at least wait till Saturday so we can have an actual date." He whispered as they continued to walk home, as they came upon the Loud House, they saw that there were no cars in the driveway. Which was odd, since it was supposed to be Mom and Dad's day off.

"Weird..." Lincoln said as he opened the front door, using his keys of course. "Where is everyone?" He asked, looking around the living room. Lynn whistled for his attention, bringing him to the kitchen. "What's up?" He asked.

Lynn cleared her throat and brought up a sheet of printer paper.

"Dear Kids, I had to take Lisa, Lily and the Twins to the dentist and your father is at the bank for his restaurant. Here's money for a few Pizzas, I want some change back this time." Lynn read out loud, holding up a fifty-dollar bill.

"Oh and Lucy is at the Morticians Club today with Haiku!" Lincoln pointed out, snapping his fingers.

"And Luna and Luan are probably working right now," Lynn added as she grabbed the wall phone and began dialing a few numbers. "So that means we have the entire place to ourselves..." She mused as the person on the other end picked up the phone, "Hey, Al... Yeah, it's Lynn... Yeah, the usual Loud House order. Can you add breadsticks, too?" She asked, "31$? Alright, it'll be cash… Alright, thanks." She hung up the phone.

"Breadsticks, huh? Haven't seen one since Dad banned them from the house. The last time he got them, we rushed the kitchen and destroyed mom's vase… Good times…" He said with a laugh.

"Well, that was a few years ago, and Lori went to Great Lake City and Leni moved to college, so less rushing to the kitchen...!" Lynn said as she sat down on the kitchen table, swinging her feet cutely.

"Yeah, I remember, I miss them…" He said with a sigh, missing his two older sisters, "Didn't even know there was a fashion scholarship," He said with a laugh.

"Yeah, it was really lucky for her, that airhead's grades were impressively bad." Lynn said, "Didn't even know there was a grade lower than E…"

They both laughed at the fact that Leni was able to set a new school record.

Lynn then smiled affectionately at Lincoln.

Lincoln couldn't help but appreciate that smile, it was so sweet and only reminded Lincoln how beautiful Lynn was, her competitive and fierce personality sent him to orbit. Not only that, how could forget her smoking hot body? Trained and conditioned from years of sports and physical activities, it was a temple of raw power and toned muscle… It made him swoon, to think that he was dating her… The very idea shouldn't have even crossed either of their minds… But here they were…

Maybe that's why he started to work out with Clyde, the subconscious need to impress her with strength… It worked to an extent, he remembered telling his sisters about it and Lynn being the first to give recommendations on what to do. He liked to relive that memory…

Lynn being interested in him and making sure he did everything right…

He didn't notice at the time, how close she had gotten while giving him pointers… How handy she was or how she pressed against him to correct his form, even how her hand always brushed by "certain" places by accident…

"Yo, Linc, you're staring bro," Lynn said, snapping her fingers in front of Lincoln to get him out of his thinking, "You alright?"

"Oh, I'm fine," He said as he came in close, holding her hands as she smiled at him again, "I'm just realizing some things… How beautiful your smile is has got to be one of them…" He said, leaning up and kissing her forehead affectionately.

Lynn blushed at his actions and looked off to the side, giggling and twirling a strand of her hair.

"You goof… Were you always so flirty with Ronnie? Before she moved?" She asked, giving his forehead an equally loving kiss.

"Hmm… Always… She hated it sometimes, honestly…" Lincoln said softly, holding Lynn closer to her.

"Well, I love every bit of it…" She said, wrapping her arms around his neck and pelting his entire face with soft kisses, "What else were you thinking of?"

"Hm? Oh, just how… eager you were to get me started working out… Also just how touchy you were the entire time you helped me learn…" He teased, whispering with a giggle.

Lynn blushed and crossed her arms, looking off in a random direction.

"Please! Your form was just abysmal! You needed so much help to get everything down correctly!" She defended herself, but Lincoln wasn't buying it. Her actions and blushing face betrayed her words.

Lincoln smiled and turned her face towards him and gave her a soft few kisses.

"You're flustered." He pointed out.

Suddenly, Lynn jumped away from Lincoln, rolling across the kitchen and into the living room, "H- Hey let's watch TV!" She said, changing the subject, still blushing as she held the control, "If you drop it, then I'll let you choose what we watch!"

Lincoln laughed as he walked over and took it from her hands. "Fine," He said, "I'll drop it… For now…" He said as he took a seat in the armchair. Lynn naturally sat across his lap and got comfortable with him. He turned on the TV and leaned into the chair, holding Lynn close as he flicked through the channels absentmindedly.

"This new toy will make-"

Click

"Learning How to Be a Princess will continue airing after-"

Click

"In local news, an Officer was found, dead in Royal Woods community park-"

The air in the room suddenly became cold as the couple heard the NEWS anchor report.

"What did she…" Lincoln whispered in shock, raising the volume of the TV as they listened in.

"Oh… Oh my god…" Lynn whispered, covering her mouth in shock as she processed what was said.

"That's right, you heard right, our sleepy town of Royal Woods has experienced its first murder of a police officer, for the first time in 63 years…" The NEWS caster said before turning to her co-host, who picked up where she left off.

"It was sad enough to see such a thing happen to us, but to hear that it was one of our boys in blue, makes me all the sadder-" He said with a grim expression on his face.

"I- I didn't think that would kill him…" Lynn whispered, covering her mouth as she felt tears pricking at the corners of her eyes, "Oh my god…"

"It's… It's ok, Lynn… This isn't your fault…" Lincoln whispered, holding her hand securely as he focused on the TV again.

"-And now, we take you to our boots on the ground, Carol Pingrey." He said, leaning forward on the desk.

The broadcast then changed to show Carol, listening in on an earpiece. She was standing in front of the crime scene, directly in front of the tape. She smiled brightly at the camera.

"Thanks, Dale… Behind me is the crime scene of the murder of a veteran officer, Johnny DePaul. He graduated high school and instantly joined the RWPD, having served and protected for more than 25 years. He was looking at early retirement, wanting to pursue dreams of opening a store in town…" The feed cut to show Officer DePaul with a group of other officers, a group photo. He was smiling and holding a beer, celebrating a birthday or something alike.

"Thankfully…" Carol said that with a discreet eye roll. "A decorated and reliable Detective drove in from Great Lakes city, her track record being more than enough credibility to solve this murder of one of our own…" The video feed then changed again to show a picture of Lori Loud, displaying her graduation from the Police Academy.

"Lori!?" The siblings shouted at the same time, sitting up straight in alarm.

"She's in town!? What the hell is she doing in town!? And she's investigating!?" Lynn said, biting her nails as they continued to listen.

The screen shifted to Lori, taking off her sunglasses as she exited the crime scene with an attached rookie officer, with Carol approaching, raring to ask questions as any good reporter would.

"Detective Loud, welcome home, can you tell us anything about the case? Any leads?" She asked, putting the microphone up to Lori for her to answer.

Lori had an amused look about her.

"Hello Carol, long time no see, and I can't comment on the current state of the case just yet or even share leads, it's still way too early to make any statements, especially to the media," Lori said professionally.

"Well, do you have anything to say to the killer, then?"

"Come on, lady," The Rookie said, stepping in between them, "She said she doesn't have anything to say and-"

"Stand down, Taylor," Lori said, placing a hand on their shoulder, "Yeah, I got something to say for the killer…"

Lori then turned to the camera and gave a confident smile.

"To whoever killed Officer DePaul in cold blood, I won't rest until I see you behind bars and rotting away myself, I promise on behalf of this community that you won't get away with this… Thank you for your time, come on Rookie, we got work to do."

Taylor nodded and began to follow after Lori.

Carol turned back to the camera and smiled her pristine teeth at the viewers.

"Well, you heard it here first folks, Detective Loud is on the case, ready to protect Royal Woods, no matter what. Back to you Dale." With that, Lincoln turned off the TV. They both sat in silence as they processed all that they've learned.

"Lincoln…" Lynn whispered, holding him close, wrapping her arms around his neck and squeezing, driving her face into his shoulder, "I- I'm so sorry…"

Lincolns' head felt like it was spinning. How did get like this… Lynn had killed someone to protect him, it was… He was… He didn't know how he should be feeling about this entire situation if he was being honest with himself. One thing was certain to him, his girlfriend was crying into his shoulder at the moment.

He wrapped his arms around her waist and held her close.

"Lynn, it's okay, stop crying…" He said, stroking her hair, "We both know that we didn't mean for this to happen…"

"Oh don't say that…" She whispered, pounding his chest with more tears going down her eyes. "I killed him… With that damn bottle, I should turn myself in and…" She whispered, hiccupping as she cried into his chest.

"Seriously, Lynn!" Lincoln grabbed her by her arms, pulling her up to look at her. Lynn stared into his eyes, they were full of passion and unwavering devotion… Lynn couldn't help but wonder if it was for her? Or a different type of devotion to keep them out of trouble? Maybe it was even to keep himself out of trouble…? She couldn't like that! Not right now…

"You can't bring yourself down like that! It wasn't… It wasn't your fault that I was caught! That I was too slow! You know that! We can't tell a soul of this! Of any of this… That you accidentally killed the Officer… I… I just…" He wiped away his tears as he gave her a shaky sigh.

"I just CAN'T stand the idea of seeing you in jail, without me there with you…" He said softly, holding her tightly.

"I don't… I just don't know what I'd do without you, Lynn…" He said leaning up, staring into her eyes.

They both looked into each other's souls, Lynn seeing the fear in his eyes, fear of the thought of losing her, fear at that thought of them going to prison, being separated from each other, and most importantly… Fear of getting caught in this sinful relationship…

Lincoln himself could see the regret in Lynn's eyes. Possibly of this entire situation, perhaps… Regret of thinking too fast on what to do and donking the Officer over the head with a hardened glass whiskey bottle. Regret for not making absolutely certain that officer DePaul would be okay after the attack… Maybe her greatest was telling him how she truly felt, in the first place…

They both felt tears building up in their eyes, they leaned into each other's embrace and lips, sealing their fate with a kiss, from this very moment…

The other kisses were often filled with a teenager's lust, ones that screamed at them to get closer, to tear away the clothes and get down and dirty…

But this time… It felt… It was different…

It was so full of warmth and love, unmatched by anything or anyone they have dated before… Maybe it was the fact that they've known each other their whole lives and were siblings… But Lynn and Lincoln felt a spark, this no longer feeling like only a fling or an experiment, to them…

Love… That's what it felt like…

Maybe it was too early for them to decide that, but this… This intense feeling that they both were feeling in their chest… What else could it be? Guilt for what they've done? Maybe… Fear for the future? Probably.

All these emotions were recognizable, but Love stood out the most to them… They've never experienced it before…

They pulled away from each other's lips, just silently staring at each other, panting softly from the fact that they did not breathe that entire time.

"I love you…" Lincoln whispered, blushing like crazy, a look of amazement and realization. As if he didn't believe the words himself.

"Lincoln… Think about this… We just started dating… I don't even know if we should continue dating…" Lynn said, unsure of herself.

"Lynn, I know you feel the same…" He said, stroking her hair out of her eyes and smiling up at her, "You can't lie to me and you know it."

Lynn snorted and laughed as she drove her head into his shoulder.

"I hate you, Lincoln…" she whispered with a giggle.

"Do you?" He asked, stroking her hair compassionately.

"No… No, not at all…" She said before looking at Lincoln again, a small smile on her face, "I could never hate you… No one could replace you…" Lynn said, closing her eyes as she leaned in for another kiss.

DING-DONG

They both felt alarms going through their systems, separating from each other at Mach speeds. They thought it was their family but… Lori still has her keys, and their siblings wouldn't use the doorbell, they also had keys…

"It's the fucking Pizza…" Lynn said, groaning as she climbed out of Lincoln's lap. She wiped away her tears and made sure that she looked presentable enough.

"Who are you trying to look good for? The pizza guy?" Lincoln asked with a laugh.

Lynn rolled her eyes, grabbing the 50 from the counter.

"I mean, I'm still a girl, you know. I care how I look." She said, sharing his laugh as she answered the door.

"Loud House special with a side of extra breadsticks?" The Pizza boy asked, holding up 5 pizzas and a bag of breadsticks.

"Yeah, that's us," Lynn said, handing him the $50.

"Man, I don't know how you guys eat all this," He said, handing her the pizzas as he began to count change. Lincoln took the food, bringing it to the kitchen.

"Yeah, we got a big family here, I'll be surprised if there are any leftovers tonight." She said, letting out a low laugh.

"Alright… 25 for the pizzas… And 6 for the breadsticks… 31 is your total and 19$ is your total." The pizza boy handed her the cash. Lynn separated the cash and handed him a 10$ as a tip.

"Have a nice day!" Lynn said, smiling brightly at him before closing the door behind her.

Looking, she saw Lincoln setting up the kitchen table with paper plates.

"So… Lynn…" Lincoln asked first.

"Yeah?" She asked, coming over to help him with the cups, "What's up? Need more plates?"

Lincoln could be seen taking a deep breath.

"What are… What are we gonna do…?" He asked, setting an extra plate, this one being for Lori… If she came over to visit, anyways.

"…" Lynn took a minute to respond, "About what Linc? You did just admit to being in love with me, a minute ago or are you talking about the-"

"Yes, Lynn," He stopped her, "I'm talking about DePaul…" Lincoln found it very telling how he was able to memorize the officer's name after hearing it on the news.

Lynn took another minute to respond.

"Well, it's just like you said Linc, we can't tell anyone…" She placed the final cup down and grabbed the pizza boxes, setting them in the middle of the table, "I…" She sighed before going over to him and suddenly pulling him into a deep kiss, moaning into his mouth for a moment before pulling off.

Lincoln panted, blushing and shocked, not expecting a kiss. Or such an aggressive one at that.

"W- What was that for? Not that I'm complaining or anything…" He asked, holding her hand.

"Just making sure… Lincoln when you said all those things on the couch… You made a new feeling come up inside of me… A feeling… A spark… Every time I speak to you, kiss you even look at you… I can feel that spark in my chest…"

"Are you saying…?"

"Yes, you huge nerd… I think… That I love you too…" She said softly, kissing his forehead caringly and holding him close to her. They held each other for a few moments, simply enjoying each other's warmth, not wanting this moment to end… But all great things must come to an end.

They heard keys turning, in the back kitchen door.

They tore themselves from each other, patting their clothes down to look less ruffled while also making sure neither of them had tear stains on their cheeks. They also wiped their lips of anything criminal. Seconds after confirming that they both were now presentable, the back door crept open

At the backdoor, resident goth, Lucy Loud walked in. Her eyes landed on the pizza first before looking at the pair of siblings who were standing around the kitchen table. They looked rather rigid, she noticed. Especially for a sinful couple, like them.

"Hey, Lucy, how's it going? How was the Morticians Club?" Lynn asked, giving her a wide smile, trying to play off the fact that she was sucking on her younger brother's lips a second ago.

"It was… Fine…" She said, narrowing her eyes at Lynn for a moment, taking off her bag and setting it down. "You know… It was a really interesting topic today…"

"Oh yeah? What of?" Lincoln asked, taking her bag, and pulling a chair for her. She generously took the seat at the kitchen table.

"It was about an incestuous European couple…" She started, looking up at him. Lincoln felt nervous, it was odd yeah but nothing weirder than normal.

"Odd, what was the discussion?" He asked from the living room, placing her bookbag in its normal spot.

"We were discussing their funeral! As we do in the club," She said, facing him and Lynn, giving Lynn an eyeful look before turning back to Lincoln, "Their funeral was so beautiful, it was so tragic and beautiful as well."

Lynn decided to ask the next question.

"Why was it tragic?"

"Their family disapproved, of course… They were brother and sister… They've been seeing each other in the dead of night… Whatever that means, and when the family found out, they ran away and took their own lives under a cherry tree…"

The story was heavily altered, as Lucy was trying to determine the level of guilt the siblings felt towards this relationship… She cringed to herself, knowing that the reason she was investigating wasn't that she wanted them to stop, but because she wanted it to be her with Lincoln.

Hypocrisy was not a good color on her.

Looking, Lucy could tell that Lynn looked conflicted at the story. If Lucy had to guess, Lynn seemed to be conflicted by her relationship with Lincoln. She smiled deviously… She could use this to her advantage…

"Well," Lincoln suddenly came over, wrapping an arm around Lynn's shoulder and placing a hand on Lucy's head, messing up her hair, "I think the story is incredibly sad, two lovers to be burdened by their circumstances and things they could never choose," He said, eyeing Lynn for a moment before turning back to Lucy.

"Do you want pepperoni or cheese?" He asked with a smile.

Lucy cursed to herself. She couldn't tell, but Lincoln was always the most hopeful person in the family so could infer that he had convinced Lynn that they needed to give their relationship a chance… He was a step ahead…

"I'll take cheese…" She whispered as Lincoln began to hand out pizza.

Soon enough, everyone in the Loud House started to file into the house.

First, it was Rita with the twins, and Lisa and Lily, then it was Luna and Luan coming from their separate jobs.

Finally, Lynn Loud Sr. arrived as well. The family sat around the table and conversed about their days, no one bringing up the dead officer cause that wasn't exactly family dinner topics.

DING DONG

Lincoln stood up just as his mom was about to, "I'll get it, mom, don't worry about it," He said quickly as he stood up and went to the door. He carelessly swung open the door and his eyes widened to see Lori standing before him. He seemingly forgot she used to live here.

"What's up Linc!" She said, giving a simple wave at her younger brother.

"LORI!?" Several voices called out from the house before the entirety of the Loud family was on the porch and pulled Lori in one giant group hug.

"Guys, I have a gun on my side, don't squeeze too hard!" She said, laughing as she was squeezed even tighter. "Or not, whatever." The family pretty soon released her.

"Lori! We missed you! How's Great Lakes city?" Rita asked first, holding Lily.

"Lori! Hi!" The toddler said simply, extending her arms upward in excitement.

"You don't even call!" Began Lynn Sr., "It's rude, you know," He said as all the younger siblings began to pelt Lori with questions. The older siblings, Lincoln included, all hung back and watched the chaos. Even Lisa was excited to talk to Lori.

"I saw her on the news," Luna stated, "She's here about that murder." She whispered to them.

"Here on work or not, it doesn't matter, she's still here, right?" Luan said with a giggle, pulling out a notebook, "Do you think she'll give me a few tips of crime jokes?" She asked before turning to Lincoln and Lynn. "You excited Linc? Scared she'll take her room back?"

Lincoln was silent for a few more moments before giving a wide smile.

"Y- Yeah! I am!" Lincoln said as he nudged Lynn, "Right?"

Lynn also smiled brightly.

"Yup! So happy that Lori is back! I hope that she finds whoever did this…" She said softly, giving Lincoln a sideways glance.

The couple silently decided that they would discuss what to do later, right now, they needed to keep up appearances and not act suspicious. Especially around a detective of the law that was also their sister…


-That Night-


That night, Lori bid her farewells, as she wasn't going to be staying at the Loud House for her stay in Royal Woods, that she was staying in a Station provided hotel room.

Honestly, Lincoln thanked the gods above for that, enough stress was coursing through him the minute he saw Lori enter the house, he didn't know if he would be able to handle it if she spent her off time here too.

Lincoln sighed and looked down at Lynn. She was dressed in just a jersey and underwear… He tried not to think about it, Lynn was resting on his chest, holding him close with a hand on his chest.

"Lynn…" He said softly.

"…" She didn't say anything at first, he thought she was asleep until, "Yeah, Linc, what's up?" She finally said before looking up at him with half-lidded eyes, rubbing the tired out of them.

"You don't think Lori will find out about… You know…" He whispered as he pulled Lynn closer to him, rubbing her back in a comforting manner.

Lynn was silent for a few moments before she sighed and suddenly, she straddled his lap, placing both hands on his chest and looking down at him.

"L- Lynn?" He asked, his face becoming flushed at her actions.

"Listen, Linc…" She began, clenching his shirt between her fingers, "Neither of us wants to lose our family and friends, or get arrested…" She whispered before suddenly tying her hair in a ponytail, giving him a rather… Sinful smile, "So why not have the time of our lives while we wait for the heat to die down?" She whispered, leaning down and taking a bite out of his neck, making him gasp in surprise.

"L- Lynn!" He said quickly, taking a glance at the door, and suppressing any embarrassing noises that may come up from his bold sister's bites, "What if someone walks in on us or… No! We shouldn't even be doing this…! Not… yet anyways… Ah…" He released an involuntary moan before blushing a deep red in embarrassment.

Lynn released his neck, seeing a quickly forming hickey or Love bite if you prefer.

She giggled and leaned close to Lincoln's ear and began to whisper, rubbing his chest.

"It's alright Linc, I locked the door… No one's coming in…" She whispered, nibbling his ear lobe.

"B- But the door doesn't lock…?" He asked.

"It does now…" She said softly.

Taking a look at the door, he saw that she had fashioned a makeshift lock with an old shirt and a bike lock. It even looked sturdy too… When had she set that up? How did he not notice her doing it?

"You're MacGyver now, huh?" He joked, hoping to sway Lynn's advances but sadly nothing seemed to stop her.

Lynn looked down at Lincoln with bedroom eyes, ones that just said, "I need you right now". Lincoln could swear he saw hearts in her eyes.

He blushed as he looked away and cleared his throat.

"I- I'm not even sure what we'd do here…" He whispered, not daring to look up at her.

Lynn then held his chin and turned it to face her and smiled softly, a trusting smile that Lincoln recognized from years of an older sister comforting an injured or hurt little brother. How odd it was that it was now being used in this context.

"Trust me, Lincoln… You know you can trust your big sister right…" She whispered as she slowly leaned forward, their lips inches apart. Lincoln could feel her breath mixing with hers.

"I…" Lincoln hesitated and felt her grinding against him, making his hands explore her body for him. Feeling every curve and soft surface that his beautiful sister had… Even the toned and defined muscles that she's developed over several years of exercising, strength training, and a variety of all the sports under the sun…

"I… Trust you, Lynn…" He whispered as he leaned forward and catching her lips in his.

Lynn giggled as she held his face and kissed him deeply and passionately, spit mixing and tongues dancing with each other before she pulled away from Lincoln. A long string of saliva connecting their lips.

He looked starved for another taste of her.

Lynn smiled widely at her work.

"Got you…" She whispered as she leaned back into the kiss, holding him close.

Lincoln Loud didn't know what had led to this, this was wrong on so many levels… But right now… He didn't care that this was his sister or anything like that, all he wanted was her and she was mighty good at convincing him of that fact.

I mean, how could Lincoln deny his lovely sister?


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