"Talk"
'Thought'
[ABILITIES/WEAPONS]
「Speech Patterns」
Outside a tightly sealed door, two people stood in front of it, one is the Higher Class Scientist of the SCP Foundation, and the other just seems to be a simple yet very experienced Interviewer, both had different emotions and thoughts on what was gonna happen next
"Remember WATCH, she's in a good mood right now, a very good mood, keep it that way when asking her these questions."
The Scientist said this firmly, no doubt aware of the dangers and consequences if things do not go smoothly in any shape or form
"I know, I know, ugh..."
The one known as WATCH, is very experienced with talking/questioning many SCP, been doing this for so long that he even became friends and enemies with a few of them, and because he was so experienced, not only does he know that what he was getting himself into was most likely a possible Death Sentence, but also the most important moment in this Foundation history, if only because the knowledge and power this specific SCP had would no doubt change the future, forever
"Alright, send me in, I'm ready."
Once WATCH calms and resolve himself, he lets the Scientist know that it was finally time to begin with no delays, to which he wasted no time typing in the codes and opened the door for the Interviewer, once that happened, he went inside the room of SCP-MINUS, to which he saw her sitting at the center of the room, near a table that had her dinner of raw fish, tomatoes, and watered down tea
"「Isaac Watchthorn, or WATCH for short, I can't wait to have a new friend to rant my problems and misery to, please have a seat, would you like some of my Dinner?~」"
While Kumagawa welcomes her new guest, she continues to rip apart and eat her fish piece by piece with no fork or spoon, resulted in getting blood all over her finger and chin
"No thank you, I just ate before I came here."
Luckily WATCH seen enough horrible things in his life to at least hide his disgust from what he was seeing
"「Ah, I've been rejected, I can never win, can I?...」"
While Kumagawa was clearly teasing, there was some underlying sadness in her voice, to which Isaac noticed and wrote it down as a side note
"Ok then, let's start off with something simple, who are you?"
WATCH, once writing down anything he could see or notice that stood out to him, finally begin the reason he was here for, which was to Interview
"「Kumagawa Misogi, but you can call me Loser, Failure, Disgrace, Weak, Good For Nothing Pile Of Flesh, or anything else that sounds hurtful or mean~」"
Kumagawa picks up her tomato and took a big bite out of it, staining her mouth even more, though the Foundation Worker ignore it and wrote down only her real name on the paper
"So good so far... What are you?"
WATCH continues with the questioning
"「I like to think of myself as Human, since I came from a Human Mother Human Father, may they not rest and only suffer with no peace, but I get the feeling you won't accept that answer, so just call me a Minus, though it isn't technically a race, more of a label than anything」"
Kumagawa said something more useful compared to the last question, to which Isaac wasted no time writing down, with some side notes and future questions to research later
"Can you explain your '[Imagination Manifestation]' ability?"
WATCH decided it was time to just rip the bandage off and ask the more serious and important questions, which were the main reason on why he was here
"「I thought the name was obvious, I can 'Manifest' whatever I want with my 'Imagination', though I mostly use it to make '[Screws]'」"
Kumagawa a obvious answer to a very obvious question
"But can you make more than just '[Screws]'? Can you make any other weapons, items or even life? Or are there limits to this ability or your's?"
WATCH clearly wanted more than simple answers and explanations
"「I can, though most of it take much more effort to make, something that I am to lazy to do, especially making life, though maybe I'll do it one day if I feel like becoming a Mom, actually, it might be the only way to do it, since my Womb is completely, 'Broken', to put it nicely, hm...」"
Kumagawa suddenly got distracted as she cups her chin and thinks about 'Parenthood', something the Interviewer definitely wrote down
"「... Anyway! As for weakness for that ability, well, since my mind is constantly filled with negative thoughts, if greatly affects the pros and cons with each weapon I make, like I can make a weapon to specifically kill 'Magical Beast', but it has a 50/50 chance of completely breaking apart and not work at all」"
Once Kumagawa completely ignore her future, she shakes her head and drinks some more tea, while also answering in more greater detail, to which the Foundation Worker very much appreciated
"Can you explain your '[Book Maker]' ability?"
When WATCH got enough information, he quickly asked a new question that was pretty much the same topic like before
"「Ah yes, my third awoken ability, it's actually my favorite to be honest, since it allows my, 'Friends', to understand me more, to have what do and don't have, like they will have all my weaknesses and unhealthy mind set, while also experiencing what it's like to not have the specialness that they have that I don't have, like 'Talents' and 'Abilities', did I say enough 'Haves' yet? Have Have Have, hehe~」"
Kumagawa giggles at her own lameness and continue to finish her dinner, Isaac actually had a bit of a hard time understanding what she just said, but was soon able to figure it out and just moved on to the next question
"Can you explain your '[All Fiction]' ability?"
This was the question that both interested WATCH and the entire Foundation, since it was an ability that was completely familiar yet very unique in it's own way
"「Ah yes, my 2nd ability that I hate the most, the one and only thing that's actually keeping me from experiencing pure bliss and peace..."
Kumagawa momentarily frown as she breaks the cup in her hands, letting the glass shards stabbed deep into her flesh and making it bleed, this startled and worried the Interviewer, thinking he accidentally angered her, though before he could apologize and attempt to calm her down, her smile quickly came back and used her [All Fiction] to fix everything
"「My '[All Fiction]', to simple Normals like you, it can erase 'Time Space' itself, but to someone like me, it can do so much more」"
Kumagawa acted like nothing happened as she finished up her meals and drinks the rest of her tea
"H-How much more?"
Even though WATCH almost had a heart attack from Misogi random changes of emotions, he was able to quickly recover and press on, which made her smile and picks up her dinner plate
"「It can erase Rules~」"
When Kumagawa place the plate at the tip of her finger, it immediately started to spin all on its own without her touching it, this was only possible because she just used her '[All Fiction]' on one of the most important and first laws of 'Newton'
"「It can erase Limits~」"
The plate on Kumagawa's finger started to spin faster and faster and faster and faster and faster until it eventually became a 'Black Hole', which immediately started sucking in everything, she had just used [All Fiction] again to erase the limits of the plate's spin speed
"「It can erase Logic~」"
Before the Black Hole could kill the Foundation Worker, Kumagawa quickly used her hands to cover and crush the Singularity in her palms, which was logically impossible, if it wasn't for [All Fiction]
"「It can even erase Concepts~」"
When Kumagawa opened her hands, instead of seeing the 'Black Hole' again, she instead held a Flower, which was wilted and dying, but a normal Flower none of the less, Isaac already knew how this was possible
"「'[ALL FICTION]', a power that allows me and you to have the worst outcome imaginable~...」"
Kumagawa place the dead plant on her hair, in hopes to make herself much prettier, the Interviewer was writing none stop and as fast as he could, no doubt all of this was enough to open so many more possibilities than what was previously thought about
'The guys upstairs are most definitely gonna have a field day after they hear this.'
WATCH shook his head and lightly chuckled to himself
"Do you have any other abilities or skills we are unaware of?"
Once WATCH wrote down the impossible possibility, he decided it was time to continue with the rest of the questions
"「I mean, kind of? Just only [Non April Fiction, one only being a the opposite or timer of the same abilities, also maybe some here and there side powers, but nothing to noteworthy for someone like you I guess」"
While no doubt useful abilities, Kumagawa didn't really view them any different to what she could already do and what she already has, they were all the same in her eyes, to which the Foundation Worker kept in mind
"Were your abilities given to you or were you born with them?"
When WATCH asked this question, the Good Loser couldn't help but actually thinking about this question
"「Technically I wasn't born or given such abilities, besides [Non April, it was more or less a result to what I've been through, kind of like training, so, I guess you can say that I earned it!~」"
Kumagawa almost got happy when she thought she finally won at something, but suddenly stopped and wore a very angry frown
"But this is not the type of victory I wanted, not to mention these powers are the reason why I can't die, DAMN IT! WHY CAN I NEVER WIN?!!!"
Kumagawa clench her teeth and hands so hard that it broke, to which she fixed, and then broke again, this quickly cause Isaac to freak out and quickly look through his notes to find something
"W-W-WHAT IS MINUS?!"
WATCH couldn't help but panic and yell out the question in fear, to which snapped the Minus out of her ugly thoughts and immediately started to think about the question
"「What is a 'Minus', what an interesting question.」"
This made the Interviewer sigh a breath of relief when he successfully changed the topic and made Kumagawa calm again
"Y-Yes, you call yourself and your ability a 'Minus', so I'm just curious, is it a race thing? Or just a name for something else?"
WATCH thinks if he has any vacation days while asking for details from the Messed Up Reverse-Trap
"「It's definitely not a race thing, since my abilities isn't connected to my DNA, but at the same, not everyone can just have a Minus, hm, you know what, I think it really depends on your mentality and circumstance」"
Kumagawa just shrugs as she puts her hands behind her head and feet on the table
"What do you mean by that?"
WATCH tilts his head and raise an eyebrow, clearly wanting more details
"「Not only do you have to be VERY broken mentally, but you have to be broken in a very specific way, I know a few people that weren't right in the head and even had abilities, but they weren't Minuses」"
Kumagawa begins recalling a few people she either killed and made suffer before she found this place, this actually made Foundation Worker think about something
"Do you consider any of the 'SCP' as these Minuses you've described?"
WATCH couldn't help but think of a few SCP that somewhat fit the description of what the Crawling Chaos was talking about
"「I haven't met any yet, so I don't know」"
Kumagawa couldn't help but smiles slightly, as she was excited on finally meeting some new 'Frienemies' to play with
"Right, right, dumb question."
WATCH forgot that she didn't meet any 'Real' SCP yet, though he still kept the question to ask for later, but he stills moves on
"So, I've heard you've hurt and killed a lot of people, why is that?"
"「Reasons」"
"Hey, if you have the ability to fix yourself, then why do you still have scars?"
"「BIZZZ! Try again...」"
"Is there any personal goals you want to achieve, is there something you really want to do?"
"「You'll find out later when the time comes」"
"Is there anything you regret?"
"Love..."
"Do you have any weaknesses or any way to put you down for good in your opinion?"
"Hopefully, I really do want to die..."
"If you didn't have any abilities and were born into a normal life, what would you have done?"
"「Well, that's hard to think about if I don't know what 'Normal' is, hehe~」"
"What's your thoughts on humanity?"
"「Meh」"
"Why do you think so lowly of yourself?"
"「Cause I'm THE Minus Among Minuses!~」"
"Why did you let us capture you?"
"「It was a whim to be honest, but I don't regret that, I enjoyed my stay, thank you~..."
"What's your purpose here in this SCP Foundation?"
"「The answer is your last question~」"
"... Who is this 'Apollyon Class Threat' you've mentioned before?"
After a speed round to questions that were either to obvious, unimportant, or something that the Kafka didn't want to answer, WATCH reached the last and very much important questions that honestly concerned everyone in the high up, and when he asked this question, Kumagawa Misogi just responded with a very fake smile, which hides her hate and animosity
"「... Someone who I want to kill the most~...」"
Nexts chapter, she'll finally meet her first SCP, hehe~
(And there's only a three results on what would happen if they meet, 'Bond', 'Fight', or 'Death')
