A Drunken Knockout Marriage

An O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes fanfiction

Chapter II – Meet The Stepdad! Kaze vs Gar!


Kaze, Carol, and K.O. arrived at Lakewood Plaza Turbo and Carol parked the car. Kaze was distracted listening to music via headphones from his phone. He had used Warper Edit to make them lime green in style most professional wear them. The song he was listening to? Bugseed - Thinking of You. Of course, K.O. shook him getting his attention. Kaze slid his headphones off his ears to around his neck which in turn swapped the mode to speaker mode. This caused the music to play lightly out of them for everyone to play.

"I didn't peg for you a piano guy." Carol said as they exited the car.

"I like many kinds of music." Kaze remarked. "I tend to search about for interesting pieces."

He turned off the wireless headphones and took off the music on his phone. Enid and Rad took outside waiting for Mr. Gar to show up.

"Enid, Rad!" K.O. said tackle hugging his co-workers.

"I wish I had your enthusiasm to work." Enid said with a warm smile. "Who's the new guy?"

Rad looked over at Kaze as he and Carol came up.

"Oh, that's Kaze. He's my new step-dad!" K.O. said innocently.

Rad dropped his burrito and Enid's eyes went wide. Kaze appeared to be about their age and they wondered what the hell was he doing married to Carol.

"I'm Kaze, Kaze Gray. You must be Enid and Rad. Pleased to meet you." Kaze said shaking Rad's hand.

Of course, the hand used that the wedding band on his finger. Rad looked at this ring in shock. Before Enid and Rad could ask, Carol explained it was complicated.

"Dude, I do not know to either feel sorry for you or be impressed." Rad remarked.

He got a punch in the arm from Carol who rolled her eyes. Right on the dot, Mr. Gar arrived as usual. He got out his car whistling a tune about to open up for the day only to freeze seeing Carol with a wedding band on her finger.

"Hey, Mr. Gar!, come meet my new step-dad!" K.O. said innocently sparking Mr. Gar's anger.

Kaze could sense a rise in Mr. Gar's anger. Kaze decided to try and defuse the situation. He stepped enough to introduction. However, most heroes had to go through the usual way of becoming allies, by beating the crap out of each other. Marvel and DC superheroes did it all the time. Before Kaze could even say a word, he was sucker punches right in the jaw spilling blood to shock of all the heroes there. Kaze staggered back spiting blood out of his mouth and glared at Mr. Gar.

"K.O., I'm about to teach you a valuable lesson. To solve most problems like this…use violence to solve them." Kaze said slugging Mr. Gar into the parking lot. "Pay attention, son, you'll see how I throw down."

(Cues: Def Jam Vendetta OST (Redman-Smash Sumthin' Instrumental))

The music promptly kicked in as Kaze tossed off his jacket. He wasn't sure if he could even win, but he was determined to smash Gar's face in for punching him earlier. Kaze decided not to let to give Gar to get up before giving kicking him while he was down. Gar got up as Kaze took an aggressive fighting stance.

"I'm tempted to defuse the situation. However, I rather bust you up. I know why you mad though. I did what you could not." Kaze said teasingly. "I'm a respectful young man so I won't spill details. I'll let your imagination fill the blanks."

"OH SNAP!" Nick Army cried as the crowd watched agape.

"I don't get it." K.O. said confused. "Why are they fighting?"

"It's a man thing. You'll get it when you're older." Rad mused to K.O.

"My god. It's a dick measuring contest." Enid/Carol thought.

Mr. Gar's face was entirely red as his mind did try to fill in the blanks only to get kicked in the face by Kaze. Gar grabs Kaze's leg and swung him down into the pavement back first. Kaze groaned with a bit of pain, but used his free leg to spring back up to headbutt Mr. Gar. The hero and anti-hero sprang back with a few bruises. The music once again made a change to something a bit more heavily in tune.

(Cues: Dragon Ball: XenoVerse ‒ "Endurance" (Theme of Supreme Kai's World))

"Enough of the love taps!" Kaze said cracking his knuckles. "Let's see what I really do."

Kaze powered up flaring a blue aura around him as the ground shook a tad and small rocks rose up. Gar laughed at the "light show" at first, but others did not.

"Mister Gar, do not take him lightly!" Enid warned. "That's literally his power flowing out his body."

Enid had seen people do stuff like this before in her past as it was common around her. Enid did not really do this herself because she was rather lazy. Gar would eat mockery as a swift Kaze landed a blow to his stomach getting him to cough up a bit of spit. The aura broke as Gar and Kaze traded blows. Gar was actively trying to take less blows and give more, but Kaze was giving more and powering through blows he received. Their next punch came to a painful punch parry creating a mini-shockwave.

"Deadly Dance!" Kaze said unleashing a series of dance-like kicks leaving behind blue streaks of energy with each kick.

Gar hook punched Kaze before using a backhand slap to knock Kaze away using Gar's flame energy streaks to add to the damage. Kaze bounced back up and readied himself. Gar leapt to attack only for Kaze to form an energy barrier for Gar to hit leaving cracks in it.

"Burst Reflection! Taste the sun!" Kaze said charging a flaming energy sphere using the Sun to enhance it.

Using the barrier as a "len", Kaze slammed the sphere into it firing a beam through it harming Gar and himself due to the cracks. Kaze had a few burns on his burns and Gar had a lot more on his body. Both showed no sign of backing down. Gar leapt up and was coming down with his trademark flaming elbow, but Kaze stood his ground much to protest of everyone there. Kaze took a deep breath and focused. Arms raised and crossed for defense, Kaze was timing it.

"This technique I just thought up of…that's untested. Well, I might as well. Energy Aegis!" Kaze said.

His arms glowed bright blue as a small energy shield formed in front of his arms. The shield's design was of a dragon appearing like an actual shield. Kaze gulped and Gar made the landing blow.

BOOM!

(Music Ends Abruptly)

An explosion rocks the plaza leaving a large dust cloud. When it clears, both men were on the ground in small craters. Kaze's arms were messed up and shards of ki were digging on his shoulders and right cheek. Kaze's body was bruised and battered as well. Mr. Gar's left arm was battered and his elbow had shards of Kaze's ki tearing into it. Due to Gar's lack of shirt, he had several gashes from the aegis breaking on him.

"So who won?" K.O. said.

Both were forcing themselves up, but kept falling. Therefore, Kaze was using a bit of Warper's Will to overpower the pain he felt. It barely worked and Kaze collapsed coughing up blood.

"Maybe it was dumb to piss off a former P.O.I.N.T. member…" Kaze said.

Using the last of strength in his body, Kaze got his capsules finding one with the Senzu Beans. Slipping one down her throat, he sprang back to full strength. He could the Zenkai rush through him. Kaze stuffed a Senzu Bean down Gar's throat.

"Ok, Gar. We beat the crap each other. Now can we get along?" Kaze asked.

"Fine enough. You're still a greenhorn, but you got guts." Mr. Gar said rising to his feet. "But answer me this, how the hell did you like someone like you up married to Carol?"

"We got drunk." Kaze said with a shrug. "And I woke up married to her the next day."

Mr. Gar fell to his knees crying and beating the ground saying, "IT'S NOT FAIR!"

"Kaze, don't say that in public!" Carol said with a heated blush.

Rad was snickering about this like an idiot only get elbowed by Enid. The crowd went on their way, and the Bodega staff went to work.

"So Kaze, what are you going to do?" Carol asked.

"I guess I could work as a bounty hunter. But first, I need some answers. I'll be heading out to get that. So I'll be back here for lunch. Later, Carol." Kaze said kissing her before walking off as his own.

He considering flying, but wanted to get his ki control down first. He needed to make some calls and actually read the books he was given. He looked at the contact for a guy name Merch.

"So this Merch guy provides wares and information?" Kaze mused. "I'll have to pay him a visit."

Kaze took off running leaving the Plaza not thinking that Boxman was watching the entire fight. Boxman looked at the young man leaving the Plaza.

"Interesting. Any man capable of fighting Mr. Gar is a man I need to be wary of. However, I need to test him myself." Boxman said before calling in his robotic kids. "Prepare for battle…at lunch."

"Yes father!"


(A/N: Once again, rather short. I admit this fanfic is hardest to write for. Considering the state of things, I might follow Mr ChubbySnorlax169's example and go all out crossover. Unlike him, considering this world is apart of CN-Zen Kuro, I have more reason to do so. Fight was hard to right as well as I might have to take liberties with their abilities.)