A Drunken Knockout Marriage
An O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes fanfiction
Chapter V – The Story Can Truly Begin, Let's Be Warper Heroes!
(A/N: So, nearly all my ongoing series have slapped past five chapters. I want to thank all who supported me, and I only ask you stick around for me. I still have not gotten that trope page, but I'll be patient.)
Kaze felt gipped in some way as Saki's "training" took only two hours and insisted of getting "mind screwed" by warper energy. The rest felt a bit more complete, but Kaze felt he barely progressed. Saki's explanation was that he could give Kaze the stepping stone, but he could not completely help.
"You're a tenth level warper. I can give you the basics to controlling it, but I can't completely help you. You got literally unlimited warper energy, and it's all up to you to control it. The best advice I could give is seek out a fellow tenth rank warper to help you." Saki mused.
Kaze sighed but thanked Saki.
"As for your combat skills, you're learning at a decent pace. I can't train you as your style is more hand-to-hand ready as I'm more of a run and gun guy. However, you're quite good at mimicry so you could probably build yourself a skillset. Still, there are fighters in CN-Zen Kuro you could learn from." Saki said before addressing the rest of the plaza. "Listen up! Mandy and I have done what we can. We gave you the stepping stones and rest is up to you."
Saki, Mandy, and Maylene took their leave off to meet up with old friends and family. Most of the heroes were at an impasse of what to do now that they were aware. Some were inwardly debating if they should still be heroes. Enid's reaction was a bit more nuanced, she shrugged it off. K.O. was not seeing the bad side to this and instead was excited to do more than he could before. The day had gone on quietly and eventually the populace were leaving for home. Nobody really wanted to talk as they had thinking to do over the revelations. Well most of them…
"Good night, Enid." K.O. said as Carol pulled the car around. "Later, Rad."
"Catch ya tomorrow, squirt." Rad/End said accidently in unison.
K.O. got in the backseat as Kaze slipped in the front seat. He had been meditating for the past few hours to help control his power. He made a little progress today, but he did it would take more time. As the family drove away, Kaze looked over at his wife. It was funny as he was still letting all this sink in. He never thought he'd be married like this.
"Hey, Kaze. You think you could teach me a bit about ki?" Carol asked.
"It's funny. If anything, I'd be almost the wrong person to ask that. But, I'll try." Kaze said concerned. "I was really frightened when your body broke down like that."
"I'll live though. I should be more worried about you." Carol said with a chuckle.
"I'll get though. I'm a survivor now." Kaze remarked with determination in his eyes. "Plus, Saki's right. We got the whole of CN-Zen Kuro to explore. Maybe we could go on a journey like Saki and his family."
"Someday." Carol wistfully said as they pulled up at home.
The family of three entered the trailer with Kaze plugging in an Interdimensional Cable Box into the TV while tossing the old box in the trash. Carol would have said something about that, but, after getting the rundown on reality warping, did not. Free cable was a good trade-off and she could always put that money she usually paid for cable elsewhere. Kaze flipped on the television to find the Warper News Network heeding Saki's advice to stay informed. Of course, being this was the news, it was full of bad news.
"Okay, is it me, or are warpers nuttier than I thought?" Kaze said watching the news intently.
"Probably, you." Carol said joining him on the couch. "Anything else on?"
"Infinite possibilities, Carol-chan. Any requests?" Kaze asked sweetly.
"Maybe something we can all watch together?" Carol said as Kaio joined them on the couch.
"I know just the show." Kaze said hitting the voice button on the remote. "Find me a channel with Animanaics that's still an ongoing show."
"Animanaics?" Kaio asked curiously.
"Kaio, I'm about to show you something that all have you laugh so much it'll hurt. And I'm going to enjoy every second of it." Kaze mused as the channel changed.
Kaze was on cloud nine to see a channel from a universe where Animaniacs went on as long as the Simpsons. True to his word, laughter was heavy with every antic. Kaze was laughing even harder as the truckload of adult jokes they flew under and over the radar.
"This is a kid's show?" Carol asked in light shock seeing another adult joke fly by.
"It's tradition to slide adult humor in animation, just don't think too long and hard about it. You would not want a dirty mind, would you?" Kaze said lewdly.
"I don't get it." Kaio said confused.
"You will someday in due time." Kaze said with a chuckle.
Later then, it grew to be late at night and time for Kaio to turn in. Kaze had an idea after reading up on a technique on his phone. Springing up off the couch, he took Carol aside before standing in front of Kaio.
"Carol, watch this. I'm going to try this technique…it's an old one but a gold one. Lullaby Punch!" Kaze said using hand motions and weird voice sounds.
Kaze watched right into it only to feel woozy and fell on the side of the couch out like a light.
"Where the hell was this technique when I needed to get him to sleep?!" Carol thought.
"And he's asleep." Kaze said putting his sleeping stepson in his bed.
Returning to the slightly agape Carol, he had a cheeky grin on his face. Carol rolled her eyes asking why he even did that to Kaio in the first place. Kaze gave her a look that told Carol that it was fairly obvious why he did that as he wrapped her arms around her.
"The way you fight drives me wild, you know." Kaze said in breathed whisper.
Carol had a hot pink blush over him fawning over her, and she chuckled a bit over this.
"While I'm not too keen on you using that technique on Kaio, you've making good father material so far. You're still green in combat though." Carol said playing chiding him.
"I'll get there, Carol. I'll learn as I go." Kaze remarked as he stole a couple of kisses. "Now, it's been a long day, and I have a feeling we won't be heading to bed just yet."
"Hmph, I'd call you a pervert if you weren't my husband." Carol said with a pout.
"Can't I enjoy the fact that I'm married to a beautiful warrior woman?" Kaze said warmly. "Or the fact that I've been tossed from my old life into one I could only dream of. I'm feeling quite appreciative and I feel like showing it."
Carol could only feel the love as he trailed kisses down her neck to which she wrapped her arms around him.
"I'm not too sure I'm feeling up to it to tonight. Maybe we could just cuddle tonight?" Carol mused as Kaze looked up at her.
"Being with you is a joy in itself, Carol." Kaze said hiding his tiny amount of disappointment. "Besides, we do to train tomorrow. By the way, is Kaio in school now or is it summer?"
"Summer at the moment, but considering what Saki said, it'll even a little while long before Kaio and other kids around Lakewood can continue school." Carol said as the spouses went off to bed.
[Cues: Rocket Hideout - Pokémon Heart Gold & Soul Silver]
In CN-Zen Kuro's Darkweb, villains and the lot were all gathered in a video chatroom. Vilgax, Mojo Jojo, Margaret Robinson, Slade, Magic Man, and Natalia* had logged in. The six had formed a ragtag villainous team of warpers calling themselves the Sinful Six. They had extended the offer for Lord Boxmore to join them, but, as he logged in, the group was uneasy.
"Anyone who called this get together?" Vilgax asked.
"Don't look at me, I'd rather not have to look at your disgusting face." Slade said darkly.
"Isn't your face still disfigured from Trigon?" Mojo Jojo sniped.
Another user logged onto the chat, the camera showed who appeared to be an emo Eris.
"And who are you?" Boxmore demanded.
"None your business, Dr. Robeatnik." Eris said sparking laughter from Natalia and Magic Man. "I'm here for the Sinful Six."
Another user pinged but was set to only project audio. The symbol on the page was one that made Mojo Jojo's blood ran cold.
"…it's you…Evil…Mo..mo.." Mojo Jojo stuttered.
"Please, call me Mortimer." Mortimer said flipping on the camera to reveal it was really him.
Turbo Mecha Rebecca had her arms wrapped on his side looking eerily content. Mortimer started off by thanking him for coming only to notice Boxmore and Eris.
"I was told there would only be six." Mortimer said glaring at Boxmore and Eris.
"I'm new to the group, Lord Boxmore of Boxmore Corp." L. Boxmore said nervously.
"My name is not important for I am merely a force of chaos who seeks to make everyone's lives hell." Eris spake in a malicious yet emo tone of voice.
"I like you already." TMR said happily.
"Either way, I have a job for all of you. I simply want the Kincaid-Gray family "removed" from the living plane. Kaze, in particular, has a sword that we want, but he needs to die in order for us to properly use it. So, all and all, kill Kaze and get his sword. You may off whoever is in your way to do so, but if anyone from the Order, the Blackthorns, or even Merch and his crew, retreat at all costs. Do not engage them." Mortimer explained.
"How much will this job pay?" Slade asked. "From what I hear, he slain Tao."
"5 million upfront and 25 when you complete the job." TMR said darkly. "Do you accept?"
"We're in." The Sinful Six, Boxmore, and Eris said in unison.
"Well, you got your job. Move out, Seven Deadly Sins." Mortimer said with a smirk.
"Oh my gosh, that's a perfect supervillain team name!" Natalia said in her heavily Russian accent.
One by one, the users logged out.
[Cues: Lighthouse - Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver]
(Abandoned Lighthouse, Vice (formerly Elmore), Outer Towns, CN-Zen Kuro)
Eris turned off her computer looking over to the flash drive that had recorded the entire conversation. A familiar little girl entered the bedroom.
"Mom?" She said.
Eris got up and broke her henge revealing her true appearance to actually to be Mandy. Mandy, Maylene, and Saki had hunkered down at a hideout in the slums of Elmore.
"I just wanted to say good night." Maylene said with a yawn before going off to bed.
"Good night, May." Mandy said unplugging the flash drive.
Saki sat in the living room of the hideout and Mandy joined her at the table. Their hideout was an abandoned lighthouse. They did not want Maylene to see anything in Vice, but they had no choice but to do so to avoid detection.
"We got a problem, and I think we may need help to deal with this." Mandy said spilling the rest of the details of what she heard.
"This is bad. Most of the Fusion Force is already dealing with stabilizing distortions causing by that cult dedicated to HIM. I'll have to really scrape for backup." Saki said making some calls. "I'll see if I can get Crusher and Marie. I know Taeko's going back to school, and I don't need him screwing up his chances for this."
Unknown to Saki, Taeko was attending P.O.I.N.T. Prep, and would unknowingly be dragged into this mess in due time.
"Do you think you can call the Blackthorns for aid?" Mandy suggested.
"No go. If they show up, Mortimer and Turbo Mecha Cunt will know something's up." Saki said rubbing his temples. "I hate to say it, but we're on our own."
Saki looked to his custom warpGalaxy S7 to see texts from Crusher and Marie saying they're in to aid and asked where to meet up. Saki texted they all meet up at Mallard Park. Saki planned to drop Maylene to stay with Calem worried about her safety. Saki and Mandy were not able to sleep well at all that night. Kaze and Carol had no idea that everything was going to go downhill.
(A/N: Surprise! Didn't expect to see Mortimer and Rebecca again, did you? Either way, the Seven Deadly Sins was a brainchild I had for a while. Essentially, supervillains for Lakewood to have to deal with. For those who don't know, Natalia was a villain on Regular Show who was Thomas/Nicholai's partner. You're going to see more of CN-Zen Kuro, more development, more fights, and a wild ride to come. Next time, this fanfic's first Arc!)
