A Drunken Knockout Marriage

An O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes fanfiction

Chapter VI – It's All Downhill from Here.

Arc 1 – The Lakewood Civil War


(A/N: I just saw the season finale, and I missed a lot of stuff with the show. I blame the fact I've been busy, but the show apparently has done things I've considered like taming T.K.O. With Boxmore even being replaced, this means that my story arc will change a bit from its original layout into something a bit more twisted.)


Kaze had a bad feeling that something was off today as he parked the car into the plaza's parking lot. Work for everyone seemed to go smoothly, but Kaze was rather nervous. He was pacing around in Gar's Bodega to a point which Enid finally spoke up.

"Kaze, you're spooking the customers." Enid said earnestly handing the swordsman a slushie. "Take this and cool down."

Kaze took up the slushie and drank to calm his nerves.

"Thanks, Enid. Maybe I was wrong…maybe I was just being…" Kaze said as an explosion cut off his sentence.

Said explosion tore up the front of the store and sent both broken glass and our heroes flying into the wall. Mr. Gar comes out of his office only to see his store wrecked and Enid, Gar, K.O., and Kaze recoiling from the damage.

"Boxmore!" Mr. Gar said gripping his fist.

At the front of the store, a pack of familiar red UFO drones followed by a pack of humanoid armed with plasma rifles. Kaze looked up at the rifles only to notice the smell of…gas, and his eyes widened to realize the attack broke a gas pipe.

"Crap!" Kaze said as she sensed several foul energies in the area.

[Cues: Dragon Ball (Z) Kai OST: A Mighty Foe]

Walking into the store, the robots and drones cleared the way for him. Kaze and the heroes forced themselves into their feet and Kaze glared at the newcomers.

"Vilgax." Kaze said dusting off glass off his cape.

Kaze was glad to that he had sprang for the armored outfit he got one of the merchants which Kaze had customized with warper edit. An azure Capsule Corporation jacket, azure pants, golden fingerless gloves, golden boots, and a Saiyan armor chest plate held up by straps on top of the undershirt. In addition, he wore a white cape he thought that most badass martial artists wear along with the weighted underclothes. Kaze noticed Vilgax was a nightmarish mix of his second version of his original design, the tone and look of the Ultimate Alien, and the Omniverse armor. The group could sense the warper energy off him and groaned.

"Vilgax, what do you want?" Kaze said glaring at the Chimera Sui Generis warlord.

"I've come for the bounties for on your heads." Vilgax said in a tone one would use if they were going shopping.

"What bounties?" Enid said taking a step back.

Vilgax smirked and projected up a list on a holographic screen which got Kaze to pale.

"Gray Wind of Destruction" Kaze D. Gray - 750,000 – 10th Rank – Active

"Mimic Madam of Might/Silver Spark" Carol Kincaid-Gray – 600,000 – 6th Rank – Active

"The Kid Hero of Lakewood" Kaio O. Kincaid (Gray) / K.O. – 800,000 – 5th Rank – Active

"The Wolfpire Kunochi" Enid – 500,000 – 5th Rank – Active

"The Telekinetic Terror" Radicles – 300,000 – 5th Rank – Active

"Retired Badass of Lakewood" Mr. Gar / El Bow – 150,000 – 5th Rank – Active

"This is horrible…why the hell is K.O.'s bounty higher than mine?!" Rad demanded angrily.

"150,000?!" Mr. Gar growled out.

"Wow, for a first bounty I'm really impressed." Kaze said a bit proud but a bit worried. "But why is K.O.'s bounty so high? He's not even a sixth rank, yet!"

Kaze also noticed something that frightened him on his, K.O., and Carol's posters. There was a pin on them with a small message. A warper had offered double for them dead!

"Well…fuc..fudge." Kaze said barely censoring himself.

"Any last words?" Vilgax said crossing his arms.

"Just two….Smoke Bomb!" Kaze said taking a glass jar off the shelf that contained smoke bombs.

He smashed it right into one of the drones filling the room with thick smoke. Vilgax was trying to find them, but they sneaked out through Mr. Gar's office. Kaze was worried about Carol and his fears were proven correct as she crashed through a glass window into one of the other shops thanks to one of Boxmore's drones.

"Oh fuck, they're working together!" Kaze said in a panic as he helped his wife up.

His concern caused his language to slip, but the moment was soon forgetton.

"They came in droves led by some puppet woman, and I told my students to focus on evacuating everyone who can't fight." Carol said panting. "It's six of them…and they're warpers."

"That's not all, we got bounties now!" K.O. said excitedly. "I'm nearly worth a million!"

Carol was terrified, and it did not help to find out that she had a pretty high bounty alongside her husband and child.

"Well, well, the cast is all here." A female voice said.

Coming out from the smoke pile was a woman with pale skin, tussled up blonde lipstick, devil red lipstick, and a brownish-green suit with a zipper pulled down to reveal a lot of cleavage with go-go boots.

"What a babe….gah!" Rad said nearly getting clipped with a bullet to the neck from the woman's gun.

"Natalia? First, a villain from Ben 10. Now Regular Show?" Kaze said using Energy Aegis to block several of her bullets.

CLINK! Something rolled up to the group, and Kaze looked down to see it was a plasma grenade ticking down. Before they could run, it blew up in their faces shattering the shield and hurdling them further into the parking lot injured but alive.

"For a 10th level warper, you're a big a disappointment like that Cephon kid." Mojo Jojo said landing onto the lot with a giant mecha. "But you will fall to the might of the Sinful Seven!"

The heroes found themselves surrounded by bots and the Sinful Seven made their appearance. Boxmore was looking rather smug and lit up a cigar to smoke. Kaze knew that he was not in a position in where he could give it his all, but he'd be damned if he did not try.

"So, Slade? Why are you working with these guys?" Kaze asked the infamous Titan villain.

"Please call me Deathstroke. No need to worry about censorship here." Deathstroke said cracking his knuckles. "I'll personally take great pleasure in killing you, and maybe I may make K.O. my apprentice."

[Cues: Dragon Ball Kai OST I-The Formidable Warrior, The Saiyan]

Deathstroke should have not said that before the look in Kaze's eyes showing nothing but a murderous desire.

"Apprentice?! Like hell, you will!" Kaze roared with his ki flaring around him.

With Rapid Movement, Kaze rushed up to Slade charging a green energy sphere in his right hand.

"Eraser Blow!" Kaze said smashing the blast into the assassin's side.

The force of the blast had sent Slade crashing through Boxmore, but Deathstroke still had the demon powers bestowed from Trigon. Thus, he walked out rather confident, but Kaze was not done. In his anger, he flew higher up into the air charging more ki into his body. He draws his hands out to his sides as he powers up, creating an enormous whitish-blue aura around his body.

"If you think, I'll let you lay a hand on my son, you bastard!" Kaze screamed completely enraged.

In his anger, he throws his arms out in front of him and fires a large Galick Gun energy wave down at Slade. Demon powers or not, Slade knew he made a fatal error.

"You fool." Vilgax said using his boost steroids to enhance his strength.

[Cues: Samurai X (Rurouni Kenshin): Trust & Betrayal OST - The Will]

Shoving Deathstroke into Margaret and Boxmore, Vilgax unleashing his sword literally slicing Kaze's blast with a Shining Slash causing the crescent attack to hit Kaze hit head on and split his blast in two nailing the plaza and Boxmore (again). Kaze crashed on top of Gar's car before rolling off into the concrete.

"Kaze!/Dad!" Carol/K.O. said helping him up.

The armor had cushioned most of the slashing damage and prevented him from getting a nasty wound. However, falling on Gar's car did not help his battered body.

"We need to run. They got us outnumbered and we're all in no state to fight." Kaze said, weakly getting up to his feet.

"But we can't just leave the place!" Mr. Gar argued.

"We're outnumbered and injured, Gar. They caught us off-guard, and if we don't go to rest and recuperate, it's suicide!" Kaze said as they had to dodge laser fire and bullets. "I can't dodge like this forever."

Gar did not want to go as he had no desire to run away. However, he adjusted his shades.

"Enid, Rad, K.O., I got an order for you three, help Carol and Kaze escape and go with them!" Mr. Gar said to his employees.

"But Mr. Gar, what about you?" Enid said as she kicked another missile out of the way.

"I'll hold them all off for as long as I can!" Mr. Gar said cracking his knuckles.

"Eugene! Don't do this, it's suicide!" Carol said terrified for her best friend.

"Carol, please. Right now, Kaze and K.O. are your priority. It's you three, they'll after. Kaze's right, that we were all caught off guard. You need to go and recuperate elsewhere so you could come back to finish this fight. Please, it's the least I can do since I missed out…" Mr. Gar said in a serious tone.

[Cues: Naruto OST 1 - Naruto Main Theme]

Mojo Jojo had aimed his mecha's plasma cannon at the group but was hit with spit that was corrosive in melting it. Margaret found herself hit with strawberry juice weakening her body, and Deathstroke was hit with a bowl of noodles. The group of heroes turned to see Carol's students and the rest of the Plaza heroes had shown back all ready to go for broke. Even Brandon and a Real Magic Skeleton were ready to throw down.

"Mr. Gar! This plaza is our home too, and we'll fight with you!" Ms. Mummy said unleashing a bo staff.

"Don't worry, Carol. We'll keep them busy as long as we can. Just go and come back ready to finish this!" Gladys said licking off the remaining spit off her face. "Now go!"

"You got to be kidding me! You think, you can stop us!" Natalia said cocking her pistols.

"No, we can hold you off long enough!" Red Action said with a smirk. "Ain't that right?"

"Yeah!" They all roared together.

Tears streamed down K.O.'s face as a weak smile formed on his face.

"You guys are the best! We'll make sure we come back!" Kaio said excitedly.

[Cues: Station Escape Timer Mission - Metroid Fusion]

The heroes valiantly charged at the Sinful Seven leaving Vilgax forced to break out the army of drones earlier than he liked. Kaze, K.O., Carol, Enid, and Rad bolted for Carol's car but it seemed that a certain cliché was rearing its head.

"Oh, come the hell on! What is this, a horror movie?!" Kaze said as Carol tried to start her car only for it to stall.

The car got hit with several shots as drones were descending on it, but the car seemed inoperable today. Several drones got on top of the car and starting sawing at the roof only for it to get electrocuted and dragged away by a pair of robotic metal extended arms commanded by none other than Dendy.

[Cues: Spider-Man Unlimited – Intro Theme]

Dendy incorporated her backpack to hack the drones before taking them apart to form an armor around herself even using Warper Edit to specifically alter it to her taste. Dendy now wore a black bodysuit with an insignia of a lilypad that spread out a pattern of yellow circuitry-like highlights giving her bodysuit a TRON-like appearance, an ash-gray utility belt that features a dark yellowish gray buckle, a pair of serrated ash-gray gloves under a pair of yellow metallic gauntlets that feature black outlines around the "serrated" portions, a pair of black boots that feature an electric yellow outline around the edge of the soles, a black cape that features a yellow interior that hid the backpack, and four mechanical kappa arms.

[Cues: Marvel vs Capcom 3 – Theme of Iron Man]

"Initiate, Replusor Ray!" Dendy said as her hands and gauntlets glowed

She fired concussive blasts to ward off a few of them before diving into the car. K.O. was stunned with stars in his eyes over his friend's new super suit. Dendy had her mechanical arms work the car to get it started.

"I recommend hitting the gas now." Dendy said calmly.

Carol floored it in time, but they were not going to get away that easily. Vilgax was watching them flee while fending off Nick Army and Joff the Shaolin Monk.

"Margaret! Jojo! Go after them!" Vilgax said to the puppet woman.

"Meh…." Margaret said darkly activating her rocket pack flying after them using the flames from her pack to burn Neil and Colewort.

"Humph, send me after the malcontent." Mojo Jojo said as he used his mecha to swat Red Action through another building.

"Might I ask, what's the plan?" Dendy asked using her "arms" to crawl out of the car and onto the roof.

"Pass by the trailer, first. I need to grab my bag. It's got supplies left to me by Merch, and we'll need them." Kaze said twitching in pain.

"Don't you have those healing beans?" Rad asked him.

"If I did, that Mercy chick would not have needed to heal me." Kaze said looking back at Rad in the back seat.

"Is everyone going to be all right?" K.O. asked frightened.

Before he could answer, Dendy swung back inside saying they got company. Margaret was in the skies, while Mojo Jojo was speeding up to them in a repainted Batmobile.

"Crap!" Kaze spat seeing the Batmobile.

This Batmobile was based off the Nolan films and could crush them quite easily. Carol was desperately trying not to get run off the road thank to Jojo.

"We can't lead them to the trailer park!" Carol said in a panic.

The puppet woman was taking aim to blow the car sky high.

"I think I have enough strength to teleport us all there." Kaze said groaning a in pain. "Everyone, place a hand on me."

Everyone did so, but Kaze seemed to roll his eyes at the fact that Enid's hand was clammy and sweaty. He closed and homed in on the destination trying to visualize it in his mind. Margaret created multiple green and red energy spheres on top of her hands combining them into two massive spheres.

"Come on, come on, Kaze!" Rad said looking the glowing spheres behind them.

"I'm trying to focus here!" Kaze snapped keeping his eyes shut.

[Music Ends]

Margaret brought her hands forward and fired the massive beam down at the fleeing heroes. It was all silent as the blast made short work of that car…only to find no trace of the heroes.


In a flash, K.O., Kaze, Carol, Dendy, Enid, and Rad were all on the ground of the trailer park sporting a few minor burns.

"Damn it, Kaze! That was too close for comfort!" Enid said getting up on shaky legs.

"And our escape won't go unnoticed for long. I don't know if they got the tech, but even teleportation can be traced. At least, if it's on the same planet, I believe. I could be wrong, but I rather not be proven right." Kaze said dashing inside getting the cable box unplugged and shoving it in his duffel bag.

Carol and K.O. both had to frantically pack, but their things were easily stored away thanks to capsules. They were encountered by Punching Judy.

"Carol! We heard what happened!" Judy said worriedly. "We're glad you're all right!"

"We still have to swing by the 'rents of Enid, Rad, and Dendy." Kaze said keeping himself standing like he was not injured.

"No need, I'll call them. They were on their way to assist either way." Judy mused.

It was a swift manner of them coming to pass off things and bid them a tearful goodbye. The moment was ruined with Margaret revealing herself by using Instant Transmission to surprise them with a flamethrower. Kaze had shielded K.O. forcing himself to endure the burns.

"Wait, she's a puppet woman! Meaning water could soften her and make her too heavily to move!" Kaze thought coming to a realization.

Dendy had the same thought using her "arms" to bust open a hydrant and spread her with volumes of water before smashing the hydrant over her head. Rad used slabs of metal to wrap around her with Enid using her kicks to meld them together.

"It'll hold her for a while, but not for long." Wilhamena said worriedly. "Now go!"

Escaping Lakewood was easy, finding out where to go and recuperate was not. Elsewhere, Saki had arrived at the plaza finding a scene he had hoped he'd never have to see again after Elvin.


(A/N: ….things got dark again. This series is fun, but it was a bit overwhelming considering I wanted to throw as much tidbits as possible. Powerwise, Margaret and Boxman would technically be the weakest out of the team as the others are a lot stronger than their canon counterparts. Once again, Kaze's on the brink and is going to have to play catch up. But where will they hide?)