A Drunken Knockout Marriage
An O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes fanfiction
Chapter VIII – Impromptu Crossover
Arc 1 – The Lakewood Civil War
(A/N: I have been keeping up with the newer K.O. episodes, but with the shite schedule at CN, I can't even watch TV. At least, I'm basically a hermit crab only coming out for FLCL. Also, a bit of a minor crossover with Dragon Ball Scott Adventures)
-ck is this?" Kaze stammered.
"It's "Wait, what?" dumbass." Rick sniped.
"Too be fair, he's shaken up." Merch mused.
"No, the author is covering up his own mistakes." Rick said glaring at the fourth wall.
"Please stop antagonizing the fourth wall, dear." Bonnie said rolling her eyes. "Save it for off-screen."
"Enough with the metahumor, my brain hurts from thinking too hard!" Enid yelled.
"Either way, who are you?" K.O. asked.
"I'm Merch, the businessman of the multiverse. This blonde angel on my arm is my fiancée, Beth. The older pair of blondes are her mothers, Diane and Bonnie. The scientist's is Beth's dad, Rick. And there's the rest of gang: Summer, Morty, and Roberto." Merch said making introductions.
"Wait, you're the ones who spoke to me earlier and gave me that stuff. I owe you my life." Kaze said getting up on his feet.
"It's no sweat. 10th level warpers need to stick together." Merch remarked. "But there's something important that we need to do."
"For one, we need to train you." Rick remarked.
"At the very least, we need you to at least be a Super Saiyan." Bonnie said looking up at her phone. "And we need to get the rest of you up on a higher level than as you are now."
Quite the training journey began after Merch had to make a drop off to a few worlds for an associate of his and to hand off some warper tech to a newbie warper. Training from hell was handed to him all thanks to a compressed Hyperbolic Time Chamber within Merch's ship. Merch took to training Kaze personally, and was giving him lessons in martial arts, strategy, and business in a typhoon of blows. Beth took to training with Carol as they were both learning from each other. Morty took up K.O. to train while not wanting to corrupt the kid liking his innocent charm. Enid ended up under Bonnie's heel with the vampire-witch hybrid lusting for the scientist seeing her in action. Dendy and Rick were…arguing over multiverse theory on whether there were more good outcomes then bad. Diane was meditating with Rad, who was actually napping.
"I swear that James kid is going to get himself killed. Mistaking me of all for an agent for the Order." Merch thought. "I should probably get the kid, a bingo book and a proper piece of warper tech."
"I could deliver it." Beth offered dodging a hit from Carol before catching the ganguro's arm to throw her to the ground.
"All right, but go with Bonnie. Just in case, love." Merch said sweetly.
Merch, Bonnie, and Beth left the training as Rick rolled his eyes. Merch had gathered a WarpGalaxy S4 adding in the application that allows for seeking warper bounties before handing it off to Beth.
"All right, I'm off. See you soon, loverboy." Beth teased taking off through a portal gun in Bonnie following behind.
Merch watched them go before thinking back on James.
"An 8th rank warper is rarely rare. I pray this one won't grow to be a threat in the future. If not for the fact that the others major powers will want him for their side. I fear Pinkamena may send something to gauge him or worse…the Amoral Ace will." Merch thought.
An explosion from the training room snapped Merch out of his thought.
"Thank god, I set it for a month's training in a week. This "crossover" is a total pain." Merch muttered to himself to assess the damage.
(A/N: Another short one, but I do have a bit of a reason for this one. The appearance of Merch in DBSA had me fudge this chapter a little. Originally, I had plans to visit a Minecraft world to plan the wedding. But I'll make it its own Rick and Morty fic. Next time, K.O. and crew return to Lakewood to end the war!)
