A Drunken Knockout Marriage

An O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes fanfiction

Chapter XI – A Reunion of Monsters (Part 1)


(A/N: Allow me to explain a bit of continuity. Considering the events of Steven Universe Blackthorned, this chapter is placed before the events of Season 5's finale, "Show Severance". I'll also be bringing back up Vice again.)


[~Kaze~]

I was squee-ing like a complete dork just knowing I was going to be meet up with the Grimmwood Girls. Of course, I wanted to prep for it. So, I flew into Downtown to seek out Kevin. Apparently, this counterpart is one of the "relics" of an old FusionFall world that collapsed along with chunks of locations from their world. I would find him at a condo at Bravo Beach with Gwen's mediating on the front yard. I landed on the soft grass of their front yard.

"Snazzy beach condo." I said getting their attention.

"It is without the monsters rooting about. You're Kaze, right?" Gwen said as two Necrofriggan children fluttered down. "I'm Gwen and these two are Kirby and Julie."

Kevin rolled out from under his car and rolled his eyes.

"And what exactly do you want from me?" Kevin asked.

"I wanted to ask if you still ran that car shop because I wanted to rent…or buy some wheels." I explained.

"Glad you came to me, but sadly, I haven't had the chance to restart them business up. Times ain't the same…since well our "reboot"." Kevin said wiping the smudges off his face with a rag.

"Are you talking about the shitty Ben 10 reboot because you're apparently going to appear in Season 3 with an Omnitrix knock off.." I said.

"Maybe my backstory won't be a clusterfuck, but no, I was talking about our old world. What wound up building this one? We lost good people that day." Kevin said with a sigh.

"Didn't most of you get new counterparts…" I said quietly.

They all look at me only to bitterly sigh. Apparently, some did and some didn't. In their case, they did. They were not living in the same area citing it was the need for some distance.

"Apparently, the Ben we got had fought with Ryker and his team previously so it's not that awkward. Only issue as having to deal with Ben's girlfriend. Better her than the canon option." Kevin said.

"Then shouldn't Ben be here with his spawns?" I pointed out.

"He was supposed to be here within the hour to pick them up." Gwen said rolling her eyes.

She left to go instead as Kevin turned to Kaze.

"Tell you what, since you came all this way, I can give you some information. In the Outer Towns, there's an Undertown. If you want wheels that last, go there." Kevin said with a small grin. "There's an old path to the Outer Towns through the Townsville Park sewer system."

I thank him and flew off hearing Gwen running out telling Kevin something. I was long far and I did not catch what they said. Using the directions Kevin gave me, I was out of the Inner City turf (to clarify covered both "The Suburbs" and "Downtown"), and back out to the Outer Towns. One problem, I don't know where the hell Undertown is. Nearby…was the city of Vice. I groaned and flew for the docks.

[~End Kaze's P.O.V~]


Standing out at the docks, Nicole eyed her reflection in the water and could see her past self…who was disappointed.

"Here I am, reduced to pimp by behind to make decent money. I miss my kids…" Nicole said only to jump when Kaze landed in front of her. "Kaze?!"

"Oh, thank God, someone familiar? I need your help." Kaze said helping her up. "I need to find Undertown."

"You mean that underground city full of aliens? I can take you there…I got a client there anyway. I was just swallowing my pride." Nicole said as she walked off. "Follow me."

Kaze found himself down the paths with what was a subway station. She led him the doorway to Undertown, a warp pipe ala Mario Bros. Kaze did not ask and merely followed along. Undertown was a rather expansive place so he stuck by Nicole. He had to admit that he could get lost in a place like this.

"So where's your client?" Kaze asked.

"Why are you concerned?" Nicole asked.

"Well, you look flat out unnerved." Kaze said.

"Thanks for the concern, but we're here." Nicole said pointing him out.

Kaze had only a glare. Of all the people, it had to be Argit. Kaze already was not the biggest fan of him, but a warper version was probably worse. Argit did have his Omniverse appearance with a few differences. He wore an orange, zipped up jacket with gold accents, gold jeans, gold hi-top sneakers, diamond piercings on his ears, and his own Omnitrix (the Argitrix).

"Ok, I trust this guy less." Kaze thought.

"Good. You're not late, and who the fuck is this guy?" Argit said glaring at him.

"A friend of Nicole's and Kevin's, I'm just looking to get some tech and some wheels." Kaze said calmly.

"Tech, you say? I could help if you got the cash, but I need some aid of you. Follow me." Argit said leaving for them to allow.

Argit's base of operations was a warehouse and inside was various treasures and finds.

"Nicole, allow me to show you your client." Argit said gesturing to a Tertamand texting on his phone. "Meet Raze."

Raze wore something Kratos would wear as normal, even down to the weapons.

"Finally." Raze said excitedly.

"On his homeworld and among his people, all the women are stronger than the men making it hard for males to get laid. Thus, he came to me to get laid from a female who wasn't from his species." Argit said looking away. "And he's…ready."

Nicole was a mix of arousal and terrified seeing that the Tertamand was clearly stacked and pulsating.

"I'll need double and a lot of lube." Nicole said getting serious.

"Deal…" Raze said as Argit dragged Kaze away.

Kaze snapped out of his shock as Argit showed him his collections of vehicles. Motorcycles and cars galore all from different series.

"I'll take this one…" Kaze said eyeing the bike from Akira.

"Not for sale. Do you know how rare these things are? I had to fight a crazed psychopath just to get this one." Argit said seriously. "But you got taste, so I'll offer you this bike over here."

The offered bike? A replica of Bumblebee from RWBY.

"I'll take it, and the replica of Kevin's second car. How much I owe you?" Kaze asked.

"You're that half-Saiyan, Kaze, right?" Argit asked.

He nodded and Argit explained that he wanted his DNA for the Argitrix. Kaze had feeling that he really doesn't give Argit access to Saiyan DNA, but gave it to him when he offered to throw in a set of Mark 12 Techadorian Multiblasters and a Kinetronic Blaster. With them all in capsules, he thanked Argit and left with a smirk.

"Not like Argit would backstab me or be capable of using that…, right?" Kaze thought before dismissing the thought entirely.

Argit had taken off one of his ear piercings revealing it to be a ki suppressant to completely hide his ki from being sensed. It was not perfect, but he knew Kaze was a newbie warper.

"Had it been the Blackthorns, they wouldn't have given it up. But now, I got a Saiyan form. Which will make getting that guy much easier. That 51,750,000 will be all mine." Argit said ominously.

"Slow down!" Nicole wailed.

"Shut up!" Raze screamed.

"Make sure she can still walk, Raze! I want a turn!" Argit screamed going into his living quarters to get some contraceptives.


(A/N: I split this one into parts for convenience. Plus, I wanted to do some worldbuilding. For these curious, the CN worlds that Ryker visited in the Multiverse Madness had merged with CN-Zen Kuro, but Ryker is unaware of it. Argit is going to be a fun antagonist to write for this one.)