A Drunken Knockout Marriage

An O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes fanfiction

Chapter XII – A Reunion of Monsters (Part 2)


(A/N: Prepare for a proper reunion, everyone! By the way seeing that the ages for Grimmwood Girls are vague in canon, I'm going to be clear on it. Seeing I stated that Enid is near Kaze's age (20), I'm going to place the Grimmwood Girls as all Kaze's age except Tanis, who's seventeen. By the way, if you haven't read Steven Universe Blackthorned's Multiverse Madness Arc, you should.)


Argit left his base feeling like a million bucks feeling every penny he paid Nicole was worth it. He was pleased with himself, and ready to deal with some bounty hunting. The night was young as he watched Nicole head off for home. Seeing Vice reminded him of how glad he was for not living in the gutter. Transforming into "Jetray", he took off for Lakewood. At the plaza, Kaze was showing off his new car which he had finally repainted jet black with grey streaks.

"Kaze, we have a car. Why do we even need this for?" Carol asked.

"Simple. I wanted my own set of wheels! I even got a good deal on it!" Kaze said excitedly. "You have to admit it looks cool."

"I bet it can't beat my van in a race!" Rad said with a smirk.

"You're on! First one to Grimmwood School get treated to lunch by the loser for a month!" Kaze said confidently.

"Men." Carol said with an eyeroll.

"We have female street racers too, Carol. And I want in on this race." Enid said producing a capsule. "I bought it from a dealer in Vice."

"Vice?" Rad asked confused.

"Yes. A shithole is it, but you could find plenty of cool things here. Like this." Enid said opening it up to reveal a car.

A late model Nissan 350Z, with some body mods to make it look like a newer 370z, a custom paint job of dark blue with a purple Dragon on the Sides and a pink one on the hood, silver door handles, a front clip has low ground clearance, bumper skirt, a custom bumper that has rectangular exhaust cuts, and a large aftermarket wing mounted on the rear of the car.

"Wait a second? That's the White Dragon from Sym-Bionic Titan…only painted with the bisexual flag colors….really?" Kaze said dryly. "And I assume you're now aware your world has merged under your nose."

"Not like anyone going to get that….unless they're passionate about the rights or a Tumblr user." Enid said rolling her eyes. "And yes, I found out. I bit surprised, but this opens new doors."

"What's a bisexual?" K.O. innocently asked.

"Piss." Kaze spat. "It's…complicated. Maybe when you're older."

However, K.O. was going to just call Dendy sooner or later about it, but Kaze decided to intervene before K.O. could.

"Enough talk, we got a race to do tonight!" Kaze said shoving both Carol and K.O. in his car.

"Wait! I need to check if my parents are there already!" Enid said getting out her phone out to check. "Ok…they're already there, and I've beamed the locations to you two. Let's start this race!"

Rad, Enid, and Kaze wheeled their vehicles out into the street revving their engines. However, Darrell walked out looking like he was about to go to bed.

"Hey I'm trying to sleep! I'll call the police if you don't turn it down!" Darrell yelled.

Kaze's response was he going to put on the radio to play some fitting music, but Rad looked to his phone.

"Shit! I can't even go!" Rad said looking to his phone. "I have a date tonight, and I almost forgot!"

"Date?!" Kaze and Enid asked. "With who?"

"Shannon." Rad said coolly.

"You're shitting me?" Enid said dryly.

"What? She's not our enemy anymore consider Boxman's ousted." Rad remarked slyly. "Plus, she's got this gorgeous…."

"If it's what I think it is, then I don't need to hear more. You want to bang robots, fine. But if this backfires, I'm cutting your nuts off." Kaze said putting on the radio to play some music.

[Cues: Vampire Hunter - Castlevania: Dracula X (SNES)]

The two blazed off down the road leaving Darrell in the dust stunned that heroes would blow him off like this, and he got mad. Argit, on the other hand, saw a chance. He had managed to hack Enid's phone using Upgrade on a nearby computer terminal to get the directions and get some public records.

"Heh, now…for that Andoite form." Argit said un-merging from the terminal at Boxmore and switching to an Andoite form. "Manos!"

And like that, he vanished through teleportation. Elsewhere, Kaze and Enid were focused on their heated race. Carol had to ensure K.O. was strapped in tight. Their race took them to the haunted woods of Messick where within the county it is the most haunted aside from the Underworld Neighborhood. Only two organization dared to inhabit it, the Calloway Military School and Miss Grimwood's Finishing School for Ghouls. Down the roads, both sides were neck and neck.

"Hope you got Nitrous, Kaze!" Enid said flipping out the nitrous to leave him in the dust.

"Damn it! I am not losing here, not yet!" Kaze said looking at the GPS. "And there's a shortcut I can take!"

"Kaze, what are you thinking?" Carol said looking at his widening grin.

"Taking a bit of risk." Kaze said steeling himself as he shifted gears to go faster.

"Kaze? I'm not so sure about this." Carol said a bit nervous.

"You said the same thing about our marriage and here we are. Just trust me on this and hang on!" Kaze said warmly.

Carol noticed he had his look that eased her. The one that eased her trouble about this marriage and the numerous misadventures they ended up in. The radio's music had changed to something more intense.

[Cues: Kipling Plant - Blast Corps]

"Well, then. You better not lose or you're sleeping on the couch." Carol said teasingly.

K.O. snickered, and Kaze said, "And when I win, I want something of you, my love."

Kaze power-slid to a stop and put two fingers to his head trying to hone in on someone. It took a few seconds, but he snapped his eyes open and vanished with the car and all.

[Music Ends]

Enid, on the other hand, was close to the school and had that a smug grin on she was not going to have to pay for lunch for an entire month. She could see the school, but she came to a stop to see Kaze sitting on the hood of his car looking all smug.

"I win." Kaze said flatly.

"Oh, you mother-" Enid said only for Carol to shush her.

"Enid!" Five familiar voices screamed with joy.

"Oh my gosh!" Kaze thought squee-ing with joy. "The Grimmwood Girls!"

Sibella, Tanis, Phastasma, Elsa Frankenteen, and Winnie Werewolf all tackle-hugged Enid, and Kaze noted the difference in their appearances. He chalked it up to the fact the world was a crossover. Sibella still had her lavender skin, long two-tone purple hair with bangs, red lips, aqua eyelids, and green eyes. She wore a dark purple dress with a knee-high slit, lace embroidered edges, and a V-cut. She also had a pair of red flat, a red belt with a rose symbol on it, a wine red leather jacket with a periwinkle rose printed on the left breast near the shoulder, and a necklace with a skull locket.

Tanis had a few bangles.

Phastasma wore a pale blue mini sweater dress that has long sleeves, a short above the knee length, and a cowl turtleneck collar; tall, thigh high heeled white cowboy boots, and a wide black belt with a circular buckle.

Elsa had a completely different outfit and her build was a lot more athletic. She wore a dark green crop top with a blue lightning bolt in the middle of it, gray cargo shorts, brown Conserves, and a blue sash tied around her sash. Winnie wore a similar outfit with the coloring in her choices, the symbol more tied to wolves, and a lack of shoes.

"Man, you all changed. What you've been up to and where's Miss Grimmwood?" Enid asked as she returned her car to her capsule to put it away.

"She's going to be late…apparently, she's being backed up with traffic. The school's been closed for some time after the whole universe merger, and she's been traveling around to explore it…at least the US." Tanis explained.

"So, this is the United States! But which state?" Kaze asked confused.

Shrugs all around with Carol surmising that they are probably near the East Coast.

"Ugh, it's another case of where the hell is Springfield…" Kaze said annoyed.

"Anyway, Elsa and I are professional volleyball players." Winnie touted. "Elsa's captain of the Fearsome Fusions. We're going strong and we're going to win the championship soon enough."

"My family is warring with another clan of vampires, the Redd branch. You'd know the head as the Dracula from the Grim Adventures." Sibella remarked with a sigh.

"That sounds awesome, but I have a feeling that's not the case." Kaze remarked.

"It really isn't. I insisted it was unneeded, but they wouldn't hear it. I've been keeping away from the home ever since." Sibella said with a hint of melancholy in her voice.

"That sounds awful." Carol said sympathetically.

"And now I feel awful for whining about my parents." Enid thought.

"It's all right. Wilhamena offered to let to stay with her until it all blew over." Sibella said chipper about it.

"Hope you don't mind, sweetie!" Wilhamena yelled from inside.

Enid groaned as she had no doubt that her mom was going to keep Sibella to mentor her seeing that Enid chose the path of a kunochi.

"Ugh, your family is warring with people from that show too? Mine are doing the same thing…and I think it's the same family too all considering." Tanis said with a groan. "I had to move out of my parent's place just as a precaution. At least I can continue my studies as an archaeologist in peace."

"Wow…I guess I can't say that nothing's bad happened to me." Phantasma said awkwardly.

"Let's just go meet up with my parents." Enid said as everyone went on ahead.

Kaze returned his car to its capsule form before pocketing it. The group walked around back where the party was set up and greetings were shared.

"Hey, mom. Where's Icky and Boris?" Enid asked.

"The poor dickens fell ill with the flu. Puck, Spanky, and Crudde offered to look after them while we're here." Wilhamena remarked a bit saddened.

"But let's not make that dampen the mood. It is a party after all!" Benard said putting down a bowl of salsa on the table.

"Kaze, how good it is to see you where we're not running for our lives." Wilhamena said smoothly.

Carol rolled her eyes at this and Kaze's sheepish expression. As the party went on, a creeping figure was watching in on the events readying to strike. A smart ambush would have involved lacing the punch or trying to weaken everyone around him to make going for the kill easier. However, Argit was not one for bright ideas most of time.

"Damn it, I should have carried poison or something to knock all these guys out. Oh well, I could probably bum rush them all." Argit said activating his Agritrix. "Let's do that."

Making his selection, he began to mutate becoming Blitzwolfer. He now wore an orange body suit, collar and gold wristbands. He now had an orange tongue and a white belt. His Argitrix symbol is located on the collar above his fur. He leapt up on top the roof of the school and opened his quadra-hinged muzzle firing his sub-sonic howl down at them. Everyone was caught off-guard and promptly blown away with Benard, Enid, and Winnie, and Kaze having ringing ears.

"Who the hell…wait, Argit?!" Kaze said noticing the Argitrix symbol. "What's the meaning of this?"

"Business. You're worth a ton, Kaze. You, your family, and your friends will make rich enough to own Undertown. With your Saiyan DNA in the trix, nothing will stand in my way." Argit said ominously. "Not you, that clown Ben, nor President Strong. Especially after I take your sword!"

With a flash, Argrit returned to his normal form and fired a barrage of quills down at them. Tanis, Winnie, K.O., and Bernard were hit. Tanis was merely paralyzed as her bandages shielded her somewhat whereas Winnie, K.O., and Bernard fell over asleep.

"Don't let those spines touch you, they'll paralyze you or put you to sleep." Kaze warned. "Probably should have seen that coming."

"So, Peanut is going to be fine?" Carol said worriedly.

"I wouldn't say that!" Argit said changing forms.

Now NRG, he fired a radioactive energy beam out of the grille of his containment suit aimed down at the downed heroes. Tanis managed to use her mind to move her bandages to shield them but screamed at the radioactive burns she got. Carol was about to try directly attacking him only for Kaze to stop her.

"Don't! This suit contains his true form and restrains his radiation. Even then, the energy he'll radiate is hot enough to melt solid metal and rock. You punch or kick him, and you'll lose your limb!" Kaze remarked. "We'll need to blast it!"

Forming a diamond-shaped tunnel with his hands and taking aim, Kaze screamed, "Kikoho!", firing a large yellow beam out from his hands sending Argit off the roof and into the dirt with some damage. Argit got up and walked through the school using his radiation to melt everything in his way.

"Elsa, get everyone who can't fight away from here! Everyone else, prepare for battle!" Kaze said taking charge.

[Cues: Naruto Shippuden Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 - Forest at Night]

"Water Pistol Jutsu: One-Hand Magnum!" Enid said going through the handsigns to create a few water bullets, shooting Argit with them in quick succession.

It was barely slowing him down.

"I could try sucking his soul out!" Wilhamena suggested.

"Don't. Omnitricies tend to protect the user's soul. But I have an idea, but I am going to need to get close." Kaze said taking a breath.

He dashed using his ki to shield his body, but Argit slammed his hands on the ground to melt and erupt geysers of lava. Kaze jumped up making the Ram handsign.

"Lightning Release: Thunderclap Arrow!" Kaze said slamming Argit with an electrical blast right on the Argitrix.

Argit screamed only to laugh and turned to his 'Heatblast' form.

"Crap." Kaze said. "This isn't going to end well."

"It really won't! " Argit said grabbing Kaze by the leg to toss him into the air before blasting him with a fire-enhanced Full Power Energy Beam.

Kaze crashed into one of the picnic tables with scorch marks on his ruined jacket, several marks on his clothes, and some his body.

"Dad!" K.O. screamed out in panic before turning to a tone of a rage. "POWER FIST TWIN FIREBALL!"

K.O. fired a pair of powerful energy punches surrounded by purple flames from his fists, but Argit flared up the heat dissipating them. Again, Argit changed forms again to 'Rath'. Argit now had on a luchador outfit has a gold and black color scheme. He also wears black boots, black gloves, a gold luchador mask, and Mad Max style black plates with gold spikes on his shoulders, lower arms, and calves.

"Let me tell you something, Kaze! Argit's going to tear your spine out of your ass for this!" Argit ranted.

"Hey, Kaze! What about this alien?" Carol asked.

"Appoplexian. Stupidly strong, wrestling fighting style, claws that tear through most things and make shockwaves, and roaring. But they are not very bright, and they're cat-like!" Kaze groaned.

"In other words, we can hit it!" Carol said performing Enid's special move to hammer him.

Argit tanked it and Carol paled when he did even flinch. Bernard and Winnie snarled and managed to bite down on his arms drawing a bit of blood.

"That fucking hurts, you bitch!" Argit screamed before jumping into the air.

Tearing the two off his arm, he bashed their heads together and threw them to the ground to which they crashed on top of Kaze.

"Body Slam!" Argit said coming down with a body slam in tow.

Enid looked terrified, but swallowed her fear down to ready herself. Her body glowed a dark blue as she jumped up into the air as her feet broke into blue flames. Slamming one right into Argit's face, she begin barrage of flaming spinning kicks as she spun in a horizontal straight line in the air far away enough from the downed Kaze, Bernard, and Winnie. Far away enough, she front flipped focusing her strength into her heel and made a strike with a falling axe kick sending Argit crashing into the ground leaving a crater. Enid landed on the ground but struggled to stand as it took a lot of force to exert just to move him an inch. Carol helped Kaze as K.O. was panting hoping it was over.

[Cues: One Piece OST - Desperate Situation]

It wasn't and hope fleeted as a bruised Argit walked out that crater only shifting back to his normal form.

"I believe I'm done toying with you." Argit said crossing his arms.

"You think this is some kind of game, you bastard?!" Tanis said still reeling from her injuries.

"Yes, and it's one I'm about to win." Argit said transforming a Saiyan.

His appearance took one similar to Kaze except with longer black hair, black eyes, and wearing orange and gold modern day Saiyan armor with the Argitrix symbol on his chest.

"It doesn't matter if you became a Saiyan, I'll kick your teeth in!" Kaze said tossing off his track jacket.

"I don't think so, bub. Argitrix, engage Ultimate Mode!" Argit said with a manic grin.

"Ultimate?!" Kaze said stepping back.

His Argitrix symbol grow four spines as an orange glow came over his body mutating him. His hair was now greenish-yellow, his body grows in height and their muscle mass greatly increases, and his armor expanded with him.

"What's that?" Enid asked fearfully.

"The Legendary Super Saiyan…" Kaze said paling.

"You felt that?" Carol asked.

"I taste it!" Tanis/Sibella screamed.

"Ultimate Arutabuga!" Argit said with a primal roar.

Kaze took up his track jacket tying it around his waist before cracking his knuckles. He wasted no time powering up to Super Saiyan Turbo leaving Carol and K.O. to follow example to go Turbo.

[Cues: Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2 OST - Gatebreaker]

Argit forms an Energy Shield around his body. Then, he brings his hands apart to each side and releases many powerful energy blasts that were all homing on his target.

"Scatter!" Kaze said grabbing K.O. before flying into the air.

Bernard tried directly deflecting it only for it to be too much for him to handle and blowing up in his face. Elsa gathered electricity around her body with her bolts throbbing before trying to electrocute Argit only to get punted away by his unfazed leg.

"Kaze, can anything stop him?!" Carol asked.

"Unless one of us becomes a Super Saiyan God, we'll have just to have endure until his watch times out!" Kaze screamed. "And I don't like our odds."

An orange blast formed in Argit's right hand as he pitched it forward after our heroes before Argit directed it away from them into the air leaving to split into raining smaller blasts. Kaze flew in both to try to slam the Argitrix symbol only to be grabbed by the megaton Saiyan.

"Probably should have used Solar FlaraahhH!" Kaze said before Argit bashed his skull onto Kaze's before Argit shoved Kaze face first into an energy blast.

Kaze was so glad, praising God above he closed his eyes for that. His skull was still rattled and his face was busted up but not his eyes. Kaze hit the ground and struggled to get up on his feet while his ears ringed. Tanis had another idea and sent out her bandages to restrain his arms.

"I can't hold him for long!" Tanis screamed as her body of bandages tore at the seams.

"Get to the Argitrix symbol and turn in to the right. It should forcibly deactivate that form….unless…he managed to only set it for it to respond to only his touch. In that case, we're playing the waiting game." Kaze said weakly as Carol charged in copying Kaze's Kikiho giving Argit blowbank.

The response was to pull Tanis forcefully into Carol's bank before flying in to tackle through the remains of Ghoul Shool. Sibella had tried her sonic screech with only enraged him to smash Tanis into her using the mummy as a living flail. Wilhamena was swatted aside and K.O. could not get a clean shot at him without hurting Tanis.

"Come on, Argit! I can't hit you if have Tanis on your hands!" K.O. screamed.

"You're right…let me fix that!" Argit said flinging Tanis into the airborne before crushing his hand.

"Wait..wha-" Tanis said before she exploded into chunks of paper and blackened flesh.

"Done, now you're next!" Argit said pointing at him and stepping forward.

"Atomic Crash!" K.O. screamed raising his right hand with his index and middle fingers up, releasing the purple exploding wave.

Only Argit stood merely charred and asked, "What the hell was that? Let me show you a real explosive wave."

Argit flew up into the air with his body glowing bright enough to nearly be blind. He raised his middle finger in the air and gathers his energy in the form of a giant, bright-pink energy sphere. Then, he raises it upward with all his fingers and charges it with more power, changing it into a red and orange energy sphere and making it bigger and more powerful with additional streaks of black electricity.

"Anyone got any ideas?!" Enid asked panting.

Kaze looked to Warped Razor and unsheathed it.

"This sword's supposed to a powerful weapon…let's see if it holds up!" Kaze said raising the blade skyward.

Kaze gulped at he knew Saki had warned him about this. Hell, Saki was adamant to him and his friends not to do this, but he had no options. Plus, he had no intentions of having Argit win.

"Everyone, up your defenses! I'm about to try something!" Kaze said nervously.

Focusing all his energy up into the sword, the blade's metal broke into yellow flames before gaining a second layer….of white flames. Enid realized exactly what Kaze was planning and called for all to hit the deck. Kaze screamed as he shot a sword beam up at the sphere causing it to grow and break into white flames. Argit smirked as he felt he could handle it…only to hear a bad omen.

"No…no…not now!" Argit screamed as shifting back to the Saiyan form before being covered in red.

Argit returned to his normal out with his Argitrix completely brunt out and drained. This drop in energy made the sphere…rather unstable.

"Wait..no…OH SHIT!" Argit screamed.

[Music Ends]

All over the planet, those trying to meditate, sleep, or do whatever were interrupted not by the sound of deafening explosion. Oh no, explosions were per the course considering the kinds of people who lived there, but the rash of warper energy that everyone suddenly sensed give some unlucky ones headaches. The force of the explosion did not help either.

"Gah…damn it!" Mandy spared falling off her shared bed with Saki.

"Well well…I never said I made the bed rock hard enough to send you off it…." Saki said amused.

Mandy's reddening face was only matched with her scowl as she was about to retort only for the moment to be ruined by Crusher barging with Marie.

"Guys! We need to…Oh….I'm so sorry for…" Crusher said only for Mandy to throw him through the window.

Of course, this is all in Saki's apartment in the same building that was several stories up. Marie politely backed out and closed the door.

"I'm going to strangle that tenth level idiot for ruining this." Mandy scowled as she cleaned herself up before getting dressed. "It's too late in the night for this shit!"

Saki did the same but Mandy took on his Ben 10 Jacket. Mandy still had the Fionna getup in her closet and even went to get multiples of it. She would never admit she liked the clothes. Saki merely opted to get on the Kenjutsu set before they headed out. Maylene was already outside rubbing her head due being unlucky enough to try mediating earlier. Together, they all walked downstairs to ground level where Crusher was waiting unhurt having floated down.

"Get in." Crusher said gesturing to the parked ship.

The airship appeared to be the Omniverse-era Plumber Ship with heavy modifications and a color change to blue.

"And where the hell did you get one of those?" Saki asked.

"Talk later. We need to move." Crusher said as the ship opened up revealing Taeko, Gwen, Kevin, and Frankie.

"Wait a second. What the fuck is she doing here?" Mandy said glaring at the redhead.

"Look, I don't like her being here either, but I got overruled by both the parents and Gwen. I still think it's a bad idea." Taeko said as Mandy turned to Crusher and Marie.

"I'll explain when we're in the air. Last thing we need is to someone to get there first before us…" Crusher said as Saki could only sigh.

The group all boarded the ship and took off for the Outer Towns, and, once in the air, Mandy grabbed Crusher by the collar wanting answers.

"Look. Remember the whole Fusion Force idea? It fell through. Wally and Kuki opted to run the KND's new teen department and manage the Adults Next Door as well. Bellum's obviously with the president. Princess is still joining us, but she's unable to completely join us for some time. Off-world business. The Rainer siblings agreed to join us along with Cree, but they won't be joining us officially until later. They're helping those Loud kids get off the planet. Ceres left too…so as you can see we got limited options. Even my brother is on the fence about joining us. Besides, she came to me asking to join us." Crusher explained.

"We're letting a murderer onboard this team, dad!" Taeko argued.

"May I remind you that she was under mental manipulation? She fought with us once freed, and so did their children?" Marie remarked.

"Speaking of those shitstains, they weren't brainwashed. They basically lived a privileged life on the backs on all of us while we were in the gutter!" Taeko said bitter.

"He's got a point." Mandy said siding with him.

"And you don't think they're suffering for it?! My kids and I are practically sequestered by the populaced. Shinji has anxiety problems, and Yue's…dead." Frankie said through bitter tears.

"How'd she die?" Kevin asked.

"Someone was moving a fridge up a flight of stairs and slipped. The fridge was made of solid steel…and it crushed her." Frankie said.

"Talk about stuffed in the fridge." Maylene said darkly.

Kevin snickered, and Gwen punched his arm.

"So, I asked your father to join the Fusion Force because I want to atone. I can't go to the government. President Strong is just waiting for an excuse to kill me and my children to ensure the end of Elvin's legacy. KND refused to take Elsa Lynn, Mifune, or even Shinji. The Plumbers, Providence, and others won't take us in. I can't even find suitable work to make cash unless I go to Vice! Your father gave us a chance…" Frankie admitted.

"And plus, it'll ensure Elsa Lynn and especially Mifune don't end up making a repeat of their father." Crusher remarked. "Nobody wants that."

Taeko grunted but agreed. He did not like it, but he'd endure.

"Guys…you may want to see this!" Kevin said as they all came to the window.

A good chunk of the forest? Nothing but scorched earth with small patches of Flames of Creation all around.

"I don't see… Wait, there they are!" Maylene said pointing out bodies.

"Bloody hell…I can barely sense them." Marie said panicked.

"Kaze, you bastard. You better not die on me…or your wife and kid." Saki thought before saying, "Take us down, now!"


(A/N: Cliffhanger! Next chapter will be the finale, but there's a catch. I won't release it until I have the SU Blackthorned finale done and ready. Why? Let's just say I got plans. I want to thank you all for reading this as this fanfic was a nice ride I've done. Argit's watch timing out was probably either predictable or a surprise. Let's be honest, an Ultimate Saiyan form would drain a Trix battery dry quickly.)