A Drunken Knockout Marriage
An O.K. K.O., Let's Be Heroes fanfiction
Chapter XIII – New Year of Possibilities
(A/N: This chapter melds into the final chapter of Steven Universe Blackthorned, taking place a week after it.)
Kaze groaned as he awoke as he darted his eyes about. He was in the hospital much to his relief, and he saw that his wife, step-son, and friends were all there waking up as well.
"About time." Saki said getting up from his chair.
"Saki, hey…wait happened…" Carol asked holding her hand.
"Simple. Your husband used the Metsu Sword's power in tandem with his boundless warper energy. The result was an explosion of warper energy. You all were comatose for two weeks missing Christmas and the New Year. It's 2019 now…and K.O. due back in school by tomorrow." Saki explained.
"I missed Christmas and my vacation!" K.O. wailed. "I'm going to punch that Argit jerk so hard! Where is he?"
"Long gone and sadly alive. I was able to see with my powers that he got riddled with New Year's bullets. But we didn't manage to find him. Neither were the Plumbers. But regardless, happy birthday, Kaze." Saki said handing him a muffin.
"Birthday?" Kaze remarked.
"Yeah, apparently its January 4. Sorry, you were out cold to miss your 21st birthday." Saki remarked. "I did do you a favor and got you replacements for the clothes you lost along with some extras."
"Now all I want to make up for it is a dead Argit." Kaze remarked.
"You would." Enid remarked. "Where's the others?"
"Oh, you mean your parents and the Grimmwood girls? They woke up on Kaze's birthday except for Elsa. I'm sorry to say that she is dead as well. The explosion of warper flames was too much for her and she was roasted. She used her own body to shield Winnie and K.O. saving their lives." Saki said sadly.
"Elsa…." Enid said with a tear coming down her face.
"Damn it." Kaze spat.
"On the bright side, you can all leave the hospital today." Saki remarked. "You've been getting an extract of Maxim Tomato which should kick in now."
In a few moments, Kaze and his cohorts were all at one hundred percent again. Kaze felt his body throbbing as the effects of Zenkai washed over him.
"A lot has happened over those two weeks and Zen Kuro is changing, my friend. So, there's something I want to ask you, Carol, Enid, and K.O. I would like you all to join Fusion Force." Saki mused. "We are the independent team defending the planet from threats from extraterrestrial, magical, criminal, and other threats."
"Don't you usually defend that Inner City core?" Kaze asked.
"Yes, that's where you come in. In the US, there are plenty of cities un-scouted that are "Outer Towns". Our team is rather small and there are threats we're already dealing with in the Inner Core plus we all have kids." Saki remarked. "With our sponsor back in town, you can be funded for your mission and be paid a salary, if you choose to join us?"
"Does this offer extend to Dendy and Rad?" Kaze asked as they were all out of the hospital gowns and redressed.
"Crusher already asked me earlier today." Dendy said walking in before tackle-hugging K.O. "And I agreed to join!"
"Well then, I guess that's a yes." Kaze said warmly.
"So, I'm basically working for a private military/intelligence company?" Enid asked.
Saki nodded, and a grin flashed on her face.
"Well, I guess I can quit my old job." Enid said merrily much to K.O.'s horror.
"But why would leave Mr. Gar…OH MY GOSH, MR. GAR!" K.O. said panicked.
"He's fine. He's been visiting every day when we got to your hospital. He's minding the store with Rad. Speaking of him, is…Boxmore's bots still your enemy at this point?" Saki asked.
"Well…no, since Boxman's ousted…why?" Kaze asked.
"Rad, Shannon, and a bottle of nigrum ex." Saki said before leaving.
Kaze and Carol's eyes went wide before face palming leaving Enid to catch on in a few moments. Another marriage made while impaired and, unlike Kaze, this was going to messy.
"Rad, you dumbass!" Enid thought.
They left the hospital after getting their things back. Enid got out her car and left for home leaving the Kincaid-Gray family to fly back to theirs with Dende.
"You know…our wedding anniversary is around this time. Was it the fifth or six?" Kaze asked. "Time was screwy there."
"I can barely remember myself. We'll need to find that license." Carol said. "It's hard to believe it's been nearly a year."
"What a whirlwind this was being here with you and K.O." Kaze thought before saying, "You know…this is got me thinking…maybe we could get us a house. You and K.O. deserve it and then some. Besides, all considering…we're still living at our canon location…"
"I see what you mean. We can go house hunting later, though. For now, I want to just relax…" Carol said sheepishly.
"I'm going to go with Dendy for a bit! I'll meet you guys back at home later." K.O. said flying off in another direction with Dendy.
"Well…he'll be pre-occupied." Kaze said suggestively.
"Seriously?" Carol remarked. "We were nearly killed and that's the first thing you think about."
"Carol, we've brushed with near death several times and we both know it's in our line of work. Especially now…considering our new career. I have to play it cool…at least because I don't want to you or me to fret. Besides, I had a feeling you'd give me a look if I made a pass, and it lightened the mood." Kaze said earnestly.
"Argit's still out there." Carol said.
"And we'll be ready to face him again. Besides, I don't think he can receive Zenkai unless he healed in his Saiyan form and he transformed back." Kaze pointed out as his phone rang. "Huh…it's Wilhamena. She wants to meet us…at our house."
Carol and Kaze flew down into the trailer park to find home's front door was open and there was a note on it.
"You missed both your birthday and your wedding anniversary saving our lives, and I want to thank you. Head to your bedroom for your and Carol's present. Love, W." The note said having a heart drawn on it.
Carol raised an eyebrow as they walked in slowly to the bedroom door with us ajar. Kaze opened the door and jaw went slack. There Wilhamena was in bat themed lingerie next to a naked Sibella. Carol was stammering out wanting to ask what was even happening.
"Wilhamena, what the hell?!" Carol said finally getting her woods. "I…"
"Oh, don't worry Carol. This present is not just for him…for you too." Wilhamena said smoothly gesturing them in.
"I don't know about this…what about your husband?" Carol stammered out.
"He's fine with this. Besides he's burying his bone in Winnie at the moment. Poor girl sought comfort in him after…Elsa's sacrifice." Wilhamena said. "I wouldn't be doing this if he wasn't ok with this. And from the looks of your husband, he's itching to do this."
Carol looked over at Kaze who was flickering between his normal and SS Turbos form trying to control himself. She knew that Wilhamena had wanted to sink her fangs into her husband and that annoyed her. Enough for her to inadvertently transform straight to Turbo.
"You say this is for both of us…well I want the first taste!" Turbo Carol said roughly planting a kiss on Wilhamena.
SURPPT! Blood flew out of Kaze's nose as he transformed with the splatter going all over Sibella's face. Sibella had a speck land on her fangs and her eyes went wide as saucers. Saiyans was among the list of alien species whose blood give a rather spicy reaction from vampires. In Sibella's case, it was basically being even a cocaine cocktail with plenty of Spanish fly. Sibella pounced and Kaze was going to have his endurance tested. By the nightfall, K.O. had returned to find the place unchanged except for an odor.
"Yeesh, I think it's coming from Mommy's room." K.O. said before seeing a note on a table.
"K.O., do not go into our room! It's a bit of disaster area at the moment celebrating your father's birthday and our anniversary. Dinner's in the fridge! We'll see you in the morning! Love, you mother and step-father." The note said as it appeared stained.
"Oh…I guess they're all tuckered out. It must have been some party they went to." K.O. said with a shrug as he went to eat dinner.
In the bedroom, Kaze lay exhausted and bitten up several times. Wilhamena had gotten a taste for him as much as Carol. He laid with Wilhamena on his left, Sibella on his right, and Carol laid on top of him.
"To think I used to be some ordinary guy…" Kaze thought. "And now I've banged my childhood cartoon crush and thensome."
"K.O.'s back home. I just sensed him come in." Kaze said softly to Carol.
"At least now we can rest…good night Kaze. Love you." Carol said before dozing off.
"You too, my blonde bullet." Kaze said letting sleep take him.
Sibella and Wilhamena had made their leave through the window in bat form huffing and puffing. Both were winded flying only on the rush they got from Kaze's blood.
"I think I need my hands on a Saiyan." Sibella remarked. "You think we could find another on the planet?"
"Anything is possible, my dear." Wilhamena said flapping harder.
The End? For This Series, Yes, but for our heroes.
(A/N: Yes, a short and swift finale for this series. Frankly, this one was amusing to make. O.K. K.O. is still on my liked list, but I've grown to notice some flaws in it's writing. Is it as bad as Steven Universe? No, it's much more…bengin. I suggest reading Steven Universe Blackthorned's final chapter to which I posted right before I posted this one. Why? Well I realized I've been sitting on a gold mine that was the Multiverse Madness Arc and it's ending. Plus, I'm been hooked on FusionFall Retro and looking forward to Legacy. So, in honor of it and the fact there are plot threads in CN-Zen Kuro, there will be a new fanfiction coming out soon, a post-FusionFall centered fic and a definite sequel to Steven Universe Blackthorned and this story here. There are details I'm still ironing out, but here's what I can confirm.
The universes that Ryker visited with the except of the ruined Samurai Jack world have merged with CN-Zen Kuro. If the show has aired on Cartoon Network, Toonami, or adult swim, it is fair game for elements, locations, or characters to show up within the Neo Kuro Universe.
There are characters that won't be showing up as they didn't get counterparts to replace them. (Namely, this applies to Billy, his parents, Mandy's parents, and Lee and May Kanker.) My reasoning for doing so is the fact that would open a can of worms, storywise. Now, the possibility of those characters coming in as immigrants from another universe is up in the air. Obviously, most of characters are going to be older than their canon counterparts. I am going for a next-gen feel. Tie-ins will be abundant and expect the unexpected from yours truly. I feel this upcoming project is going to get more of my friends involved considering the broad potential of this.
I want to thank all of my readers for all the reviews and support. To my teammates of Project Reality/Blackthorn, you guys and gals are the best.
Post Fallout Note
Greetings all. If you're reading this now, FusionFall Infinite has officially ended with it's last chapter up. It's the end of an era, but don't be sad. All good things come to an end soon enough. And as you noticed, I remastered every chapter past chapter 6 because…the writing for this one was a total disaster. A complete rush job, and I am so sorry I let it get this bad.
[This Will A Special Bonus Chapter to Released for this fic in the near future, so be on the lookout.]
