The OTHER Invader

It was now Sunday In Amity Park and it has been over 2 weeks since Lum moved in with her "husband".

Danny had tried hard to ignore Lum and focus on his school work and ghost fighting, all the while trying to make her go home but Lum won't budge.

She mostly spends her days in his room or her UFO while Danny is at school or ghost fighting… which have become his own outlets and personal freedom from his pretty but bothersome alien bride.

He thought school would be a sanctuary, but she appears in disguise to offer him inedible lunches. They're so spicy and gross that Dash doesn't bother stealing them after he took one to eat, thinking his usual punching bag is already suffering enough.

He can't even find peace in the skies, as she flies after him there too.

And thanks to her disguise, he couldn't even find peace out of the house as she followed him everywhere once school let out.

Danny couldn't stand it.

Everywhere he went, SHE was there, sticking to him like gum at the bottom of a desk.

It was driving him CRAZY!

Even worse is that thanks to her disguise, he can't even find peace out of the house.

As he flew above Nasty Burger, he had a memory of something that made him cringe.


Flashback

Danny couldn't stand this. The Nasty Burger was supposed to be a sanctuary of sorts for him and his friends, but they couldn't enjoy their meal due to an unwanted "fourth wheel" who was clinging to him.

"Open wide and say ahh, Darling..." Lum giggled as she tried to feed him.

"I can feed myself Lum..." Danny said as he tried to push her off.

Tucker had some minor envy on his face while Sam scowled at what she saw.

"Okay, this is getting annoying..."Sam said, barely controlling her jealousy.

Lum saw her and sent a frown.

"Nobody asked you to come…" Lum said.

"That's because we were already here… YOU are the one who came unannounced!" Sam snapped.

"Well… look at this!" An obnoxious male voice said as someone approached with his posse.

Danny rolled his eyes and groaned.

Great… more annoying…

Dash pounded his fist into his hand. He then saw Lum and grinned.

"Hey Babe… care to-"

"You make Danny unhappy… leave." She said with a scowl.

Lum was getting angry now and Danny saw it.

Oh man, she is not thinking of using her powers… is she? Danny thought.

As much as he hates Dash, he can't let this happen.

Before Lum could do anything, Danny zapped his ice power to Dash's shoes while he wasn't looking, making him fall.

Thankfully, nobody saw that.

"WHOA!" Dash yelled as he fell and slid into a nearby garbage can.

Lum saw this and giggled but Danny is mad.

"Talk… now…" He demanded. Danny dragged her outside and began scolding her. "What the heck were you thinking?!" He yelled.

"What do you mean?" She asked.

"You were going to zap him, weren't you?" He asked.

"He was being very rude..." Lum said.

"So you were going to ELECTROCUTE him?! ARE YOU NUTS?!" Danny yelled.

"Darli-"

"I don't want to hear whatever pathetic excuse you have! nothing justifies nearly killing him, no matter how annoying..."

She had a confused look on her face.

"This is how we do things on Planet Uru. " Lum defended.

Danny rolled his eyes.

"Well, this isn't Uru. It's Earth and if you insist on being here, you are going to follow my rules and one of them is this… no zapping humans for ANY reasons!" Danny yelled.

She looked even more confused.

"And yet you do battle with those ghost monsters?" She asked

"Lum, I use my powers to protect the town from threats. Don't make me see you as one..." Danny said.

It was meant to be a warning. Unfortunately, she didn't see it that way.

"Oh, Darling… you are so devoted to being a protector..." Lum swooned.

Danny groaned, sliding his hand down his face.

End Of Flashback


Danny landed in the park, feeling his spine shaking in revulsion just thinking about her being too close to him.

To make matters worse, the guys at school were jealous that he had someone as cute as "Lynn U. McVader" as his "girlfriend", even as he tried to explain that he didn't even like her.

Why couldn't she be a ghost like Ember or Kitty?! I could at least put them in a Thermos… He thought bitterly.

He really hated having to deal with her to the point he was tempted to make a wish from Desiree.

However, right now, a ghost was attacking.

"I never thought I'd be so happy for someone trying to kill me..." Danny thought this as he dealt with another attack by Technus.

The self-proclaimed master of science and technology has formed another large suit to do battle as he and Danny trade blows in the park, during the afternoon.

Danny manages to throw more punches harder than usual. He's taking his stress from dealing with his so-called wife out on Technus.

He's making good progress.

"FOOL!" Technus shouted. "YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT TECHNUS! MASTER OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!"

For once, Danny smirked. He's feeling free for once, dealing with a ghost instead of Lum.

"We'll see about tha-"

"Darling!"

Danny's smile dropped quickly and he felt a migraine return.

"I knew this was too good to be true..." He muttered.

Danny quickly turned invisible, much to Technus's confusion.

"What?!" Technus looked around. "Where did you go?!"

As Technus looked around, Danny tried to fly away as silently as possible.

"Darling!" Lum shouted once more, flying in the direction he and Technus are and looked around, cupping her hands around her mouth for volume. "Where are you?! I have good news!"

"What?! What are you?!" Technus shouted his demands. "You dare intrude on Technus?!"

Lum paid him no mind, looking for Danny.

"Darling?!" She called out for him.

Technus quickly got angry and bent over to yell at her.

"Are you even listening to me?!" Technus shouted.

Now annoyed, Lum glared at him.

"You dare to yell at me?!"

Lum then touched his mechanical head and sent a charge of electricity into him.

"AAAAHHHHHHH!"

Technus screamed as loudly as he could as his mechanized body short circuited and fell apart

Out came Nicolai Technus himself, slightly singed as he held his head.

"Ouch..." He let out.

Upon seeing the angry alien girl, Technus panicked and flew away.

Darn it, I was actually enjoying our fight now. Danny thought in frustration.

Lum looked around and saw Danny peeking out from behind a tree. Happy to see him, Lum flew as fast as she could. She spun around the tree to hug Danny, but he went intangible before she could get to him. She ended up hugging the three, though she wasn't upset when she realized what had happened. She only giggled.

"Darling! You're shy!" She said in a flirty tone.

"Think what you want!" Danny snapped. "Why are you here? I told you to stay at home!"

"But I have fantastic news!" Lum said.

"You're leaving?" Danny asked as he phased out of the tree and remained invisible.

Lum giggled.

"No, Silly! I just got an intergalactic postcard from my parents. I sent them one after I moved in with you, telling them how wonderfully happy our marriage is..." Lum said.

"So you lied..." Danny spat. Lum heard this and frowned. Before she and him could engage in another argument, Danny realized something. "Wait? LUM?! You can't be out in public! Someone might see you and recognize you!"

"But Darling..."

Danny put a hand on his face, sliding it down in stress.

"Lum, I mean it. If anyone sees us, we will both be in big trouble and if the government finds out, you'll probably be captured and used for an autopsy."

His warning was misconstrued as she smiled and gave him big, sparkling eyes.

"Oh, Darling. You do care..." Lum said as she hugged him.

Danny groaned.

"Let's just take you home before someone sees you..."

"Carry me..." Lum said as she refused to let him go.

Danny responded by using intangibility and sending her an annoyed look.

"You're kidding? You can fly!" He reminded her.

"CARRY ME!" Lum ordered.

Danny rolled his eyes.

"Ugh, we don't have time for this!" He yelled.

"You know what you must do..." She said with arms crossed.

Danny reluctantly carried Lum back, just as storm clouds began to form.

What I wouldn't give for ANOTHER alien invasion… less obnoxious ones… He thought.


Meanwhile

All the way in Japan

At the top of a hill, a certain monk was watching a storm and felt something bad.

"Strange… usually when bad things happen, it's to that cursed family… but I sense something terrible happening far, far away from them..." The monk said.

Before he could contemplate it, he screamed as he was struck by lightning.

Miraculously, he lived but he was singed from head to toe and feeling A LOT of pain right now.

Oh no… He thought.

"It's… truly... awful..." He let out in a pained voice as he felt pain and soreness all over his body.


Later

In America

Danny and Lum managed to arrive back to his room, just as a storm began.

It was a heavy one with lots of lightning flashing.

Danny was trying hard to ignore the sounds and focus on studying and Lum was busy focusing on him.

"Darling, I'm bored..." Lum said

Danny didn't look up from his book. "So?" He asked, not caring.

"Come on...why don't we go out for a flight together, just the two of us?" Lum asked flirtatiously.

"Are you nuts? One, I have to study since some of us have school and two, there is a lightning storm happening right now..." Danny said as he pointed outside, while they heard another clasp of thunder and lightning.

"What's a matter, Darling? Are you afraid of lightning?" Lum teased and giggled.

Danny got up and looked at her in annoyance.

'No, but I am not stupid enough to go flying into a storm like that for no reason!" Danny said.

Danny was about to say more but then he trips on his backpack, which was on the floor.

Danny soon realized that he landed on something soft... and warm.

He looked up and to his dismay, he landed on Lum and his hands touched her body. Specifically, the exposed regions.

Lum almost looked surprised, before she smiled widely.

Oh no… Danny thought in dread.

"Oh Darling, you really do love me! I'm so happy! "Lum said, blushing and looking more enamored now.

"W...wait...no...you dont understand..." Danny said but was cut off when Lum grabbed him by the shoulders, smiling like a lovesick fool.

She thought he was being shy.

"Oh, it's nothing to be shy about..." Lum saud as she pounced on him and pinned uim on the ground, letting out a "happy zap' as Danny yelled. "You don't have to hide from me.

Despite the zapping, Danny had a miserable look on his face.

Danny became intangible and broke free before she either kissed him or zapped him again.

Lum saw this, but it didn't seem to register as rejection.

Lum giggled.

"I AM NOT BEING SHY!" Danny yelled as Lum kept giggling and pursued him once more.

"Come here… my love!" Lum giggled.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Danny yelled as he changed forms and Lum started to chase after her "husband".

Jazz heard the lightning and her brother's yells and sighed.

"Lum is at it again..." Jazz said in annoyance.

She couldn't help but shake her head in sympathy for him.

Jazz personally tried to ask Lum to leave Danny alone but the alien girl is stubborn and in denial about her non-existent marriage.

It was clear Danny didn't love her, much less want to be married to her but Lum won't accept it.

'I am not even sure there is a name for this in my psychology books but if there were, she's a textbook case..." Jazz muttered as she decided to go see if she could rescue her brother from his "loving wife".

However, as Jazz opened the door, something came crashing down through the ceiling like a lightning strike, destroying their roof, the hallway floor and continuing down into the basement.

Jazz was stunned silent for a moment, before she regained her ability to speak and move and once she did .

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" She shouted.

Danny and Lum briefly stop their chase to see the whole in the ceiling and then the floor.

"What was that? Lightning?..."Danny commented, amazed that it didn't hit them.

"I am not sure, Darling..." Lum said in a confused voice.

"Will you stop calling me that?!" He asked angrily before going to the door.

Once the dust cleared up, Danny ran down stairs, with Lum and Jazz in tow.

Danny was just grateful his parents weren't home right now, as he knew that he could never be able to explain this.

It landed in the basement. The three made their way there.

What they saw made Danny and Jazz look confused.

"What… what the heck is that?" Danny said as he saw what was in the hole.

It looks like...a big peach. Jazz thought.

"What is this?" Lum asked.

"Only one way to find out..." Danny said as he floated down and being careful, picked it up and to his surprise, he saw a tag on it. "Huh…"

"What's it say?..." Jazz asked.

"To the Fenton Family… Amity Park..." Danny read.

"It is a strange looking package..." Lum said.

"It's probably a bomb or something one of my enemies sent." Danny said as he put it down and stepped back, his suspicions acting up.

Jazz did the same and Lum looked confused.

"Why would your enemies send you a big peach?" Lum asked.

"I don't know… it's probably not what it looks like." Danny said as he grabbed Jazz's arm, just in case he had to become intangible. Lum, being curious, started poking the thing. "Lum, didn't you hear me?" Danny yelled.

"Relax darling… I don't think it is a bomb… I don't hear any ticking or sense the kind of waves such things have." Lum said.

"And how would you know?" Jazz had to ask.

"I have lightning powers and I can pick that up..." Lum said.

"Well, I don't care what it is… someone sent it to us and none of my friends would do this, so it has to be bad..." Danny said as he opened the ghost portal.

"What are you doing?" Lum asked.

"Throwing it away, I don't trust it..." Danny said.

However, before he could make a grab for it, the strange looking peach did something.

It started flashing a bit and Danny and Jazz panicked.

"Oh man...I knew it was a bomb..." Danny said as he grabbed Jazz and, due to his heroic nature, Lum too and became intangible.

However, to their surprise, the big peach began cracking open and Danny, Jazz and even Lum looked surprised.

"Huh?!" Jazz went.

"What... the... heck?" Danny said as he, Jazz and Lum watched the big peach… open up.

Open up to reveal what looked to be a small child.

A child who looked a lot like Lum.


Special thanks to Flower princess11.

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