"Are you sure you can't come back sooner?" Soos asked.

"Sorry honey, due to traffic I will reach you later." Melody apologetically stated from a live cam from Soos's phone.

"Is okay dawg, is not like I would disappear like this very hour-" a green light envelopes him and he disappears.

"Woah!" He startles as he nearly falls, as he sees he is in a completely different place, from what he could tell he was in some garage with fancy tech laying all around.

"Melody?" He checked his phone but got no answer, so he looked around.

"Grandma said to never bring the wrath of jinx…oh! a workshop!" He touches the workshop table which results in alarms being set as red lights flash over.

WARNING! UNAUTHORIZED LIFEFORM DETECTED!

An energy shield then surrounds him from an appeared device from up, after which blasters get pointed at him from everywhere.

Please cease any attempt in destabilizing the shield, the moment you breach it you will be atomized because I'm too lazy to clean the mess

"Daaawg…" he wondered.

Fast footsteps come over the other side of a door.

"OKAY! WHO'S THE CRAZY BITCHE COMES IN UNINVI-" The door violently opens, what came was a human girl with ginger hair, white pants, a pink shirt and armed with a bat who immediately stops finishing her sentences upon seeing a strange gopher-like humanoid in a suit, with a fez and an eyepatch.

"Oh hi, dude! By any chance, do you know where am I? I was just on a call with my girlfriend!" The creature vocalized in a rather cheerful attitude despite the threat of being vaporized.

"..." she blinks once to make sure she is seeing right since she didn't exactly expect to be greeted by a very friendly rodent-human hybrid in a suit, oh she did expect multiple eyes or a bug or even some birdman or a clone, just not this.

She sighs as she looks back to the door "Mom, Dad! It's nothing, it's just some…human-looking hairless capybara pirate wearing a fez."

"Heh heh, I get that a lot." He commented, hence another sigh from the teenager, thinking what insanity her eccentric grandfather just brought the family into again .


Wendy's eyes slowly opened while she was having a migraine, when she opened them she noticed that she was strapped to a metallic wall with cuffs on her hands and legs, she struggled to avail.

"Great, just great I'm in some cheap old movie." the lanky teen stated in irritation.

"Oh I assure you, it will be a lot worse if you don't comply."

"Okay, where is the bond-villain kidnapper just so that I can kick his butt!"

"Right here ape."

A humanoid figure came, it was a pale-green insect with orange bug eyes, a fly-like face in a damaged black uniform. If it was during the first summer she would freak out at the prospect of being abducted by an alien; nevertheless, with all the crazy things she saw, she didn't even yap ' Man, I got jaded.' She thought about her lack of reaction.

"You should be grateful I found you, otherwise you would have to survive alone in a hostile world filled with dangerous flora and fauna for the rest of your life." It or rather he, or at least she thinks so informed her.

"So what? I should shake your hand? I would but my hands are full." The redhead barked in a sarcastic tone as she tried to move her hands to prove the point further.

"Oh no need to, I'm too humble to need gratitude, especially unsanitized hands from a milk-drinker." The Bugman shuddered and used what looked like sanitizer from his pocket on his hands, after that he claps his hands "Let's cut to the chase! Where is Rick Sanchez?"

"You mean Rick Savage?" She questioned in a fake innocent tone.

"Very funny, I was flying around with my ship for the man you know as Stanford Pines who is wanted in 9000 dimensions, then my sensors detected a particular energy signature which to my delighted surprise belongs to the notorious mammalian called Rick Sanchez, as your kind would say, I intend to kill two birds with one stone, so you for the last time…where are they punk?" He came closer in an attempt to look bigger.

"Sure, I'm gonna show you the way we humans do when we lead flies, just let me get my bug spray and a tan to yeet you in the right direction." The Lumberjane in defiance told.

"Is that so? Then maybe your companions would be more willing to talk than their matriarch."

The pale skin teenager's expression changed into worry "first of all What do you mean? And second of all would stop using bug allegories? That's not how human society works and it's creepy." She affirmed.

"Oh, now I have your attention? Two of your companions are currently stranded on the planet below, my partners will hunt them down like shrompus grobs on a hunting seaso-"

"Shrompus? Grop? I don't even know what any of those are supposed to mean." She genuinely had no idea what those terms meant.

"Well, it's actually a delicacy in an artificially made hunting ground dome in- no wait! I'm doing the threatening here! Don't distract me!" The fly humanoid shook his head.

"As I was saying, they will be found, and don't worry, you would share the torture I have in store for them!" The alien insectoid despite having appendages on what is supposed to be a mouth, the redhead-haired girl could tell he was grinning maliciously as he left the room.

All she could do now is hope that her friends would escape capture.


Robbie Valentino was walking toward the shack, he finally got his first public concert ready and already was planning to spread the word to his friends, first, he decided to tell Wendy since all the gang was currently the closest in distance. He was originally going to simply message her but decided since she was close it's better to tell her and the Pines kids and then message to others, he wasn't exactly close buddies with the twins(though, he is much fonder of the girl, even though he would rather get buried in a crypt than ever admitting to having a soft spot), yet they are a part of the gang and their relationship is amicable since then.

He opened the Shack's door "Hey Wendy! I'm going to have my first public concert next week, I was wondering if you-" he couldn't be finished as out of nowhere, a flash of green glowy light devours him "HOLY SH-"

And now, to his stupefied face, as he jumped out of his skin, he was no longer in the shack. "WHAT THE-where am I!?" He looked around, he was in some country area with unremarkable houses all around, it still definitely wasn't Gravity Falls.

"Why does there have to be something weird every week…" he whined, just last week he could swear something was behind him, every time he got that feeling he looked back and saw nothing, it drove him mad. Turns out a being unironically named Hide-Behind kept pranking him for days, he had to spray the most repulsive oil animal perfume he ever had the distaste of knowing which he got from Stanford Pines(or was it Stanley?) On himself to shoo that thing away. He was sure he got conned by the wrong Stan because the smell didn't get off for days and it suspiciously came from a magical creature that as the Stan he met put it 'a foul creature with white lines and black as the night which make even the most terrible beasts run.' He needs to differentiate the twins.

Oddly enough, there was no one walking in the streets or even a vehicle, he soon learned the reason why, since a big alarm had just come. "Oh, what's now!?" He switched his attention to around himself from the big alarm. Until he saw the news on a TV inside an electronic store.

WARNING: A Time-Storm wave is predicted to come, please calmly move away from the location you are in, to a safe distance until further notice.

"A Time-Storm?" He pondered, Then he heard a loud sound, which came from a scary tornado-looking natural disaster.

"You gotta be kidding!" He nearly yelled as he tried to run as fast as he could, despite that the storm was simply faster than him so he tried to hide behind the bush and keep himself locked to its branches, it worked because the storm passed him away, but soon he is going to learn it wasn't without side-effects due to how close he was as he came out.

"First I get transported by some green glue, now I have to survive a tornado? What's next? Offered as a sacrifice to some dark god? " The emo in a gloomy voice asked, except as he realized, he sounded a bit different.

"The heck…" his left hand held his own throat, coughed some, and tried his voice again, yet he still voiced differently and now he thinks about it, his clothes are now a bit loose. He stepped toward a window on a house near him and looked at himself from the reflection.

"No…nonono I regret everything!" He flipped as he saw a much younger version of himself with a squeaky voice and that's not the worst of it "I feel EVEN MORE gloomy than usual! I feel more hairy and awkward! I can feel my body acting weird! I'm…" a horrifying realization hit on him like a splash of cold water "I'm experiencing puberty AGAIN! NOOOOOO!" The edgelord screams in horror, truly he would rather be sacrificed than re-experiencing this momentous moment in everyone's biological life.


'Oooooh, my head feels funny…' Stan thought while he woke up and started collecting himself, only to meet the angry face of a certain condescending blue-asshole.

"HEY, ASSHOLE!" Rick shouted at him so loud that he got deafened and yelped as the shout echoed around, he, a dopey Ford who was nuzzling his head, and Stan who as he looked around ended up on an asteroid, yet for some reason they didn't suffocate, could hear each other's voice clearly and instead of the darkness of space, it was a clash of violent colores which are describable as something akin to an oil painting in water being mixed, although that is not exactly an apt description as some of those colors where so otherworldly that he couldn't even describe them.

"CONGRATS YOU RETARDED-BONEHEADED-SAUL KNOCKOFF! YOU JUST TOPPED JERRY IN BEING THE MOST IDIOTIC BEING IN THE MULTIVERSE I EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF MEETING!" He continued to rant to his deafened ears.

"Wha…where are we?" The conman looked around, certainly, it wasn't Columbia as he gathered.

"We are lost you* blurp* IDIOT! Thanks to your sigma-male act of ultimate idiocy my Portal transported any living organic life form from its approximately 5 feet away(give or take) including us! Now we are stranded in whatever far-flung dimension we ended up in!" The blue-haired man barked as he kicked a rock that floated into the endless liminal abyss of colors and then returned to him with an accusing finger.

"You dickheaded numbskull are EXTREMELY lucky that I've put a contingency in my Portal Gun that in case it malfunctions it would send living beings to places hospitable to organic life-forms, otherwise we could have ended up in an antimatter universe and had our particles conjugated in a low-budget style horror movie while blowing up like 4th of the July high on cocaine! Or fucking heck get sent to a dimension where matter doesn't even exist!" He upbraided as his arms got opened in a gesture of vexation.

A sound of groan came from Stanford "Well look who is? Glad you finally joined the party!" The blue-haired criminal sarcastically announced.

Ford finally collected himself "oooh...wait we are-what are we doing in the Nightmare Realm!?"

Sanchez turned his hardened gaze on Stanley "See where you send us all? Now we have to survive in some Multiverse's equivalent of sewage!"

"Wait…KIDS! They were in the shack when that happened!" Stanley realized in his panicked revelation.

"Oh shut the fuck off with your Morties! Ever since I got crashed in your Disneyish-backslashed dimension it has always been 'kids this', 'kids that' with you, get some life for yourself you decrepit stupidass! For all, we know they probably are in some heavenly dimension with ponies or a fantasy-genre quest having the time of their lives(which is a very repeated trope if you ask me), whereas we are lost in this PIECE OF 90s DISCO-SHIT SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A DIMENSION!" Sanchez shouted to the void as his last sentence echoed to whoever that could hear it.

"Greetings!" turns out someone did hear.

In instinct, Pondexter brought his signature blaster so as his ex-associate "What? who's-" Stanford looked around.

"No…." He said in fear of what he saw, the being in front of the trio was a triangle with one eye and a bowler hat, as he realized after the initial shock of seeing a ghost that the triangle's body parts were like sharp irregular puzzles as each part of its body had different colors from yellow to blue, white, green, red and numerous colors.

"That's a good-looking coat there Mister!" The entity's words ringed around which had a British accent.

"I too have a coat!" It quickly got too close for Ford's comfort, not before each of its body parts got separated and turned from a triangle to an irregular triangle.

"Have you seen my coat?" Suddenly, unexplainably everything around the now-changed Pentagon morphed into some tropical jungle.

After that, everything incomprehensibly went back to the Nightmare Realm and he got closed upside-down near Ford in the shape of a Quadrilateral form"It's, full of"- it took a 180-degree direction with the sound of a snapped neck -"SQUIRRELS!" re-echoing.

The now squirrel-looking-shaped creature now turned to Ford's ex-coworker and reverberated "please, eat them all!".

"ArrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Rick Sanchez roared to the void as he lost any ounce of patience he had.


"Oooooh." Mabel groaned as he started to wake up, "Mabel Pines, you should know better than to not add a bit of smile dip to your Mabel Juice…" she mumbled as she nuzzled her head until her vision came clear.

She certainly was not in the shack, the sky was dark and the floor was made of smooth glass with giant crystals coming from the earth both of which were of a faint pink.

"Wait a sec…Mabel dimension? Why am I here!?" She comprehended the surroundings. This place indeed looked like the dimension in which she found herself full of alternate versions of herself at the end of last summer. Except there were no Mabels, in fact, there was no one here as she looked around "It's quiet, a little too quiet."

At that point, when she looked around, she saw a building far from where she was, maybe a mile or so.

"I don't recall there being any building…" she wondered. As far as she can recall there were no buildings last time she was. Maybe some Mabels decided instead of returning to their home dimension for whatever reason, to stay here? Only one way to find out.

"Okay Mabel, just a mile walk, you can do this…" declared, and so she walked toward the structure she sees from the horizon, little did she know that someone was staring back at her with demented glee.


Notes:I got the idea for the oc of a tangram from this

https/moringmark./post/116465504573/tad-strange-the-tangram

And NOPE it is not Tad Strange.