(A/N: No, I won't put the disclaimer for every chapter. Once a season at least. Either way, our last chapter ended after the finale for SU Blackthorned. This chapter is leading up to the ending for A Drunken Knockout Marriage. If you read that chapter, you'll remember Saki mentioning that the Grimmwood Girls and Enid's parents woke up on Kaze's birthday. Remember that. And if you're curious to who would be singing the theme song, it's Tara herself.)

Now, cue the opening song.


Adventure Time (FusionFall Variant) Theme

It's Fusion Time

Come on, grab your friends

We'll travel across this wild world

With too many faces to count

The possibilities will never end, It's Infinite!


FusionFall Infinite

Season 0 (Preface Pandemonium Saga)

Chapter 2: Returners and Newcomers


[January 4, 2019]

(8:00 AM)

The new year had been heavily celebrated in the streets, but not all were feeling the love of it. On a boat sailing for Vice were a few faces who knew that place in it's distant past.

"I can't believe that Vice looks even worse." Darwin said distantly looking at the city.

"I can't believe Summer is a fucking heiress now!" Gumball raged slamming down the newspaper he was reading.

(Unknown Minecraft Universe – Noon)

In another universe, the wedding long teased had finally happened. Beth was Mrs. Merkowshi now! Of course, Rick still had a problem with weddings and marriage. He had to drink near 20 flask worth of alien wine and went through a threeway with Diane and Bonnie before being drunk enough to give his blessing. Morty and Summer weren't complaining. They pretty much were untouchable now that they were Merch's stepkids.

"So, my new son-in-law, what's the plan now?" Bonnie said.

"Why Bonbon, I plan to settle down from all the traveling, you know. Set up a base, get some business going for a while from there." Merch said holding his wife bridal style. "Maybe out of C-137AU2?"

"Don*urrp*'t." Rick said glaring at his new son-in-law. "That universe is my castle. I don't need you or your business in it."

"So, guess we're moving out." Morty said with a shrug. "Where to?"

Merch thought about for a moment and had an idea.

"Remember that new universe my young godson built up?" Merch asked.

"Oh right, the Neo Kuro Universe, why?" Beth said before perking up. "Oh my god, we're moving there!"

"Yes, we are!" Merch said as he spun her around. "But we'd have to decide on if we're moving the kids with us."

Beth and Merch turned to Morty and Summer for an answer.

"What the heck? I'll go with you. Might as well anyway, not like I'm learning anything in my old school anyway." Morty said.

Summer stopped texting Roberto was literally nearby to say she would come…only to go back to the islands to continue her journey citing it was pointless to go back to school.

"Well then, someone is going to do grandparent duty over there while the other stays with Rick." Diane said as Bonnie and Diane turned to Rick to pick.

"Wha? Don't make me pick! I love my OT3, and you want me to go back to just an OTP? What the hell?" Rick said indignantly.

"We have portal guns, Rick! If you want to bone so bad, we're just going to be literally a call away. Just pick." Bonnie said raising an eyebrow.

"Ugh, fine. Diane, then." Rick said as Bonnie looked offended. "Hey, you did say you were a call away."

Bonnie had said that, but Rick missed the underlying intent that Bonnie wanted him to choose her. Even a genius has their off days, but Bonnie hid her tears.

"If that's your choice, fine." Bonnie said sharply.

"So, can we blow shit up now?" Rick asked. "This is a Minecraft world!"

"I'd be pissed if you refused!" Merch said excitedly.

0-[FFI]-0

"Summer's basically royalty now!" Gumball raved.

"While we're all still at the bottom of the barrel." Carrie said seemingly to nobody.

Penny and Darwin were silent over the matter as all their appearances had become Inel-equse. Gumball fluffed his jacket as the boat pulled into port.

"We're here." Penny said getting her bag.

Their trainer bags on their backs, they had returned home completely changed.

Gumball was now wearing a white T-shirt underneath a cream-colored jacket that has a black neck and cuffs and a grey zip with grey, slightly baggy pants tightened by a black belt with a silver metal buckle. He also wears a scarlet red cap that has a white Poké Ball logo, a scarlet red pair of shoes with black panels and white soles, and on his left wrist he wears a black Xtransceiver. He carried a black and cream messenger bag with an Articuno design.

Darwin wore a bright orange and white baseball cap with a Master Ball logo on it. He also wore a dark orange and white hooded jacket (to cover his gills) with a black undershirt, green shorts, and black and green sneakers with blue shoelaces. He carries a black and white backpack.

Penny wore a hat of white and brown with a picture of a shiny Gyrados on it, a white tank shirt that reaches before her midriff underneath a dark brown waistcoat, and a pair of denim shorts with white tear details on them. She also wears black wristbands with a small blue stripe on both of them and matching black ankle boots with blue laces and soles, and a pair of black socks underneath. Penny also carries a Zapdos-themed messenger bag around. She was still the glowing fairy figure she always was only having a head of short brown hair atop her head next to her antlers.

Lastly, Carrie had worn a black turtleneck sweater, dark grey pants with a Gastly pattern on the legs, a Gengar-themed bandana tied on her band, a pair of black wristbands with an orange strip, a sliver belt, a silver cloak, with star pattern underneath and a pair of skull earrings. She carried a backpack similar to Darwin. The ghostly teen no longer wore her hair over one eye, however.

The four stepped off the boat walking through the harbor. Gumball fished out a capsule and clicked it before dropping it on the ground. Out came a car, a lowriding hovercar he had won from an earlier battle. He got in the drivers as the others piled on before Gumball made the drive for home. The radio tuned in to a local station.

"What's up you pack of bitches?! This is DJ Jamie bringing you tunes before your crappy morning shifts or your untimely death. Shout outs to Argit, who's still running from the law! Rock on, prickly dude, rock on! Now here's one from Ed Trio's rap career, their hit single, "Where Did All the Love Go?"

[Cues: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy ft. Rolf – Where Did All The Love Go?]

Hip-hop began to play as Jamie said this was a special dedication to Vice. Gumball rolled his eyes muttering of course Jamie is still alive and all.

"Gumball, you think most of our old classmates are around?" Darwin asked.

"Well, Darwin, either by some miracle they survived the Fusion War or they were replaced with a counterpart. So, it's either way." Gumball said bluntly.

"At least Jamie has some taste in music." Carrie said. "Would have preferred Rob Zombie, though."

They had arrived in the old neighborhood to see it mostly deserted and quiet with only noise being the radio.

"Is Miss Mom still even living here?" Darwin asked.

"I can sense her. She's still here." Gumball said pulling up at the Watterson home.

[Music Ends]

The place looked cared for at least as Gumball turned off the engine as they all exited for Gumball to return it capsule form to go back into his pocket. As the four walked towards the front door, it opened to show two familiar faces.

"Julius? Mowdown?" Gumball said stepping back. "Why the hell are you here?"

The bomb-headed teen and the oversize pink bear had a glazed and relaxed look on them.

"Gumball? It's been a while. We were just leaving." Mowdown said with a grin. "After a session with your mother."

"She can give a mean tug on the pole…" Julius said high-fiving Mowdown before they walked away.

"Oh god…what has mom been doing since we left? Or who?" Gumball said, wincing on the inside.

"I don't get it." Darwin said innocently.

Nicole had finally come up to the door fixing herself only to nearly ruin the makeup through her tears.

"Kids…it's…you could come in." Nicole said as she regaining her composure.

The "family" was all sitting around the dinner table and Gumball wasted no time asking the obvious question.

"Ok, it's like this…I can't really get a decent job. Economy in Vice is a nightmare and my rep was already down the toilet. So, I had to resort the oldest profession." Nicole said dryly.

"Aren't you a bit old for that?" Gumball said.

"I'll have you know I get paid plenty." Nicole argued.

"Are we really having this talk right now?" Penny said raising her eyebrows only a knock at the door to interrupt them.

"I'll get it." Darwin said cheerfully going over to the door.

He opened it and Argit barged in panting. He had a dark black cloak over his body to disguise his healing body and hide his Argitrix. He staggered into the dining room catching his breath.

"Argit? Why are you here?" Nicole said looking down at the rodent. "I'm kind of busy."

"I'm not here for your fat ass. I'm here to ask if you know where Raze is!" Argit said as Gumball snickered.

"Raze? I was supposed to meet him….crap, I forgot he told me he'd…" Nicole said as the doorbell rang. "And that's him."

Darwin opened up kindly saying to Raze only for Argit to kick Darwin aside.

"Argit? You alive?" The Tertamand said shocked out of his mind.

"Yeah, I managed to evade those government bozos, but I need your help. I need to leave Vice and lay low for a while. It's only going to be a matter of time before they realize that there are two Undertowns." Argit said desperately. "I need your key to combine with mine to open up the vault. We'll need to take the money out of there in case of a sweep at Elmore Bank."

"We'll need backup." Raze said turning over to Nicole.

"Oh no, I am not stepping in…unless I know who this asshole pissed off." Nicole said.

"Kaze Gray. I tried to nail him for the money…didn't work out. Doesn't help, they know I have this." Argit said pointing to the Argitrix.

"Kaze….wait you tried to fight a 10th level warper?! Are you…. wait, he a Blackthorn?" Carrie said only to get a quick no from Argit. "Ok, are you suddenly suicidal?"

Gumball had to admit that an Omnitrix would have given Argit a good shot at defeating a 10th level warper, but he found it moronic that he tried to nail the one who lived on the same planet with him.

"Ok, if he's not a Blackthorn or a Loveless, I can offer aid. How much will I paid for this?" Nicole said crossing.

"100,000 Taros." Raze said flatly. "No need to lowball it."

"Done." Nicole said getting an Electric Rifle out from under the table.

"You got to be kidding me…" Penny thought.

0-[FFI]-0

[Bellwood, California]

Ben was flustered as he paced around the apartment that he shared with Shar who was in casual clothing playing video games. The president was on their hid to find Argit, and so far, they did not make much progress. Finding the Fusion Force was not fruitful either.

"How are we even supposed to find this scumbag?" Ben said taking up a photo of his fiancée, Looma. "It's been a week, and we're not making headway."

"Have you tried asking Verdona for help?" Shar asked.

"No, she won't help us, especially with Gwen being her favorite." Ben said with a sigh as he put the frame back down on the table. "Where's Sunny when you need her?"

"Oh right, I forgot to let you know that she's taking her vacation days this week." Shar said as Ben twitched.

"Now of all times!" Ben yelled.

Shar went back to her game right as Ben's phone rang with an unknown number wanting to video-chat.

"Shar, pause the game for a sec. Plugging in my phone for a call." Ben said as Shar complied.

Putting the phone in the TV's dock for it, he answered to see a face unfamiliar to him. He had tanned skin, sharp brown hair of medium length, a thin cross shaped scar on his left check, and wore casual clothes. However, the three girls with him were recognizable with them being three legendary spies of WHOOP.

"Top of the morning from Beverly Hills, name is Jason Brian O'Conner, and I have information for you." Jason said cheerfully.

"Ugh…" Ben groaned. "It's too early for this crap."

WHOOP had been among the few organizations not to team up with the Strong administration and instead became an independent spy organization for hire. The company still had their interest however.

"Oh, come now, surely seeing me would put you in a better mood." Jason said supportively.

"Get to the point." Ben said through gritted teeth.

"Wow, like totally rude." Clover said crossing her arms. "Just hang up on this jerk."

"No, Clover. Jerry told us we have to give it to him, even if he is being an asshole." Sam said with a sigh.

"What info?" Ben said raising an eyebrow.

"We did a bit of digging. While there is little on Kaze, we did have information concerning his whereabouts, but something tells me you'd rather know Argit's." Jason said as Ben got mad.

"Stop teasing and give it to me!" Ben yelled.

"I'm sorry, but he's into women." Alex joked as Ben rolled his eyes, "But we do have info that Argit has a base in Undertown."

"Undertown? We already checked there." Shar said.

"No, the Undertown under Bellwood is called Undertown West. There's an Undertown East, South, North, and Central." Jason said.

And just like that, Ben's open anger faded and was replaced with tranquil RAGE. The fact that there were multiple Undertowns meant some of the locals of the near Undertown were trolling him.

"Tell me. Do you know which one Argit's base is?" Ben said feigning calmness.

"Undertown East. That's near and under Vice. That corrupt hellhole near the Inner City Core. Funny enough, an associate of Kaze's was spotted there by one of our spies taking part in a street race. Want her information as well?" Jason asked.

"Anything to get President Strong off our asses!" Ben said panicked.

Jason's head tock on a side confused as President Strong had been nothing but nice to him and WHOOP despite their refusal to join. She had even called him for jobs off the table.

"Look, I've heard rumors that our president…lives up to her namesake." Ben said nervously.

"And they are true. She signed the wanted poster I have of her, ain't it cool?" Jason said lifting it up.

Ben paled and color of him and Shar's face drained onto the floor. Their eyes were only paying attention to one thing, the number. They dare not repeat but rather only accept as Jason sent Ben the information.

"Well, I'm off to work. Jase is out!" Jason said before hanging up.

Jason had planned to originally directly send this information to President Strong herself, but instead chose to help Ben out after hearing what happened. Ben was glad for it and was more motivated to deal with Argit.

"Should we be searching for this Enid?" Shar asked.

"Not yet. Leave her for later. We have a rodent to hunt." Ben said darkly.

O-[FFI]-O

(Offworld Plaza, Inner City Core, USA)

[Noon]

President Strong normally did not personally greet the immigrants arriving in the county, but she made a special exception considering the circumstance. The New Year had brought changes to the planets, namely merging a few worlds into it. In the East, it was a true hodge-podge of anime. Tara had to admit that a Japan that had Inko Midoriya as Prime Minister could be interesting. But to the matter at hand, the ship coming in was the people from a world that Ryker Blackthorn once lived on. Thus, the people would carry high levels of warper energy considering that the young Blackthorn essentially give off like pollen. Plus, there was the gift of remnants of the Gem Race had managed to escape Homeworld and were later recused by the same people who recused the people from that world's Earth.

"Don't fret, Tara. You look fine." Sara said putting a hand on her shoulder.

"Thanks Sara. It's just…I'm trying to think on what to do with them? Gems are not exactly a loved race around here. I can't just place them in the Core…I need to think of something." Tara said nervously.

"And you will. But here's a suggestion, keep them all in for "extra screening" until you do come up with something." Sara said as Tara chuckled.

The St. Olga had landed, and the media circus began. However, there was an underlying threat in the making.

O-[FFI]-O

[Beverly Hills, California]

Clover was doing what usually did, chilling at the mall. The college student lavished at the new increased paycheck thanks to the merger. She was walking down in the parking lot with a pocket full of capsules of new items. Just as she was about to approach her car, she noticed a figure sitting on the hood of it. Clover was ready to attack only to be forcibly clamed a subtle burst of Warper's Will.

"Nice wheels. A Los Santo's Bullet GT…but the paintjob's lousy. Figured daddy's little princess could buy herself that."

"You…who are you?" Clover said taking a combative stance.

"Why…I'm the Amoral Ace." He said as he erased the cloak over him.

Clover paled. While she could be self-assured in her ability, she knew when she was outmatched.

"What do you want…Joshinari?" Clover said shaking.

"Why, Ms. Comsos….or can I call you the future Mrs. O'Conner? I'm only here to warn you." Joshinari said coming off the car. "You see, a field agent of WHOOP accidently discovered me, and I couldn't let that one spill. So I have to make her disappear."

"And if you think I'll just bend over, you're wrong!" Clover said taking a stance to fight.

Vanished, she reappeared right behind before kicking his back. Jōshō fell to the ground only to chuckle in amusement. CLICK! Clover turned around only to get pistol-whipped by Keitaro.

"You really should work on your energy sensing. Sloppy sensing gets you killed." Keitaro said coldly.

Clover fell on her back only for another of the Amoral Aces to straddle her.

"Lord Dominator?" Clover groaned.

"Please…call me Delia." Delia said with a grin that got the spy sweating.

Joshinari got up before looking down at her.

"Listen good, Clover. Unless you want me and my team to pay your cousin Norman, your mother Stella, and all who love you a visit, you keep your mouth shut." Joshinari said icily. "Jason, Alex, and Sam would be devastated if you were killed."

"Fuck you!" Clover spat.

"But I'm already married, and I don't do fake beach blondes." Joshinari said as Delia had a predatory grin aimed down on Clover. "Now you've done insulted me when I've been nothing but cordial. I guess we'll just have to beat my warning into you."

Before Clover could do anything, Delia pounded Clover's face. Joshinari and Keitaro merely watched as Clover pleaded for Delia to stop, but she did not.

"The world isn't ready to know I'm here. Eventually they will, when more players enter this game." Joshinari said smoothly as Delia got off of Clover. "That day will come, but for now, you saw no evil, you heard no evil, and you speak no evil."

Joshinari and his cohorts departed leaving Clover to cough up a bit of blood as she forced herself up. Dazed, she staggered to her car and hastily drove out of there. Her head rang as she hastily pulled up on the driveway of her old family home. She stumbled out and ran inside. She went up to her old room where she hid a few things in case of an emergency. Getting what seemed to be just a makeup bag, she dashed for the bathroom to open it up. Inside were assorted healing items. She looked at the mirror at her damaged face wondering just what the hell was Joshinari planning.


(A/N: Before I go on about the notes, let me just clear some factoids up about the Totally Spies elements to this.)

- Yes, they are up to speed date-wise due to the merger, but they did not age due to the merge. They do age from then on normally.

- This is Post-Season 6 for the Spies and Jase (thus, they are all around 23 and juniors for their university).

- All the spies' parents have their Season 2 looks (Totally Busted also never happened, the moms discover their daughters are spies by the girl's high school graduation. They don't join WHOOP as spies until WHOOP reformed in Season 6).

- WHOOP was reformed between Season 5 and 6, rehiring the girls.

- Jason has a past connection to one of the TS characters, just not the main three.

- Just to confirm it, yes, Alex/Jason/Clover/Sam is a poly ship.

I bet you weren't expecting Jase to return with the spies after their small appearance (yet having a big impact on the plot), but they are back. It fits that there are more independent organizations aside from FF. Some would be friendlier to the government, some would be neutral, and some would side with FF. I also bet you were not expecting Joshinari to be the first Blackthorn to appear here, but this is long overdue. Originally, I had hopes to make Season 0 two chapters long, but things got long. So, one more part to it (I hope) before the jump to the present.)