RWBY's Commentary on Son of the Mask (Part 2)

The four girls of team RWBY continue screaming since the end of Part 1 of their review after the part with the balloon, "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!", before finally stopping, calming down.

"Okay...okay...let's try this again...", Ruby decides, the scene showing the baby blowing his head like a balloon, before Ruby snaps his fingers, magically forwarding the scene to the next.

Yang resumes, "We cut to a scene where Loki is trying to find the baby, disguised as a-", before the next scene shows Loki as a scary-looking green bee, flying in the hospital and evilly searching.

The team RWBY's eyes widen and scream again, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-", due to the bee, before Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss slapped themselves, stopping their scream again.

"Okay, okay, we're getting through this!", Weiss and Blake calmed. "Disguised as a...a creepy...goddamn, scary-looking concoction of hell! I mean, guys, seriously! This is an appealing image for kids? It's like the Statue of Liberty sneezed out the Honey Nut Cheerios bee!", the two continues, the scene showing Loki's bee form searches throughout the hospital, stinging a nurse and taking her form, printing the birth certificate of the baby he's searching for.

Ruby then says, "So while Jamie reads a book clearly the screenwriter didn't read, we find it's not so easy when babies take care of babies.", the next scene showing Tim drowsily and accidentally uses a lighthouse lamp instead of the baby bottle in order to feed the baby, but as the baby sees the lighthouse lamp that's about to be fed to it, it's eyes bulge at the lamp and it alarmly makes a honking sound cartoonishly, getting Tim out of his drowsy daze.

"Aw, isn't that cute? He also fed it broken glass. A common everyday mistake of your everyday likable hero. Or even better, when the wife has to go out of town for a week for her job, the unbelievable likeable way he takes responsibilty for his child.", asks and explains Yang, showing a scene of the wife leaving for the job and asking Tim to take care of Alvey when she's gone.

In another extended fanfic review scene, Blake then mocks and afterwards says, "'I'm too busy being Zach Braff's unfunny clone.' But to be fair, it's not always easy looking after a demonic version of the E-Trade baby.", before the four girls were a bit surprised in shock as they see the next part of the scene when the baby dances to the Hello, Ma Baby song of Looney Tunes, causing Tim to shriek a bit and fall off his chair, before the baby dances off to the left side of the screen, ending the second extended fanfic review scene.

"Okay, let us tell you in great detail why this scene isn't funny.", tells Weiss. "You see-"

The baby Alvey in the movie after dancing the Hello, Ma Baby, suddenly comes in the screen during the scene of the movie, shaking his face and whoops at the viewers, causing Team RWBY to gasp in a scream for a second. Then his head turns into Woody Woodpecker and laughs iconically closely to the viewers, the girls screams a gasp again. After Alvey jumps in the air and does a ridiculous cartoon face, and when Alvey runs around the sides of the room like the Flash, before waving bye a bit to his father Tim and bursts through the door with a hole shaped of him, Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss scream in horror to this scene.

"Okay, seriously? What is with the imagery in this movie?! It's fucking TERRIFYING! We mean, we forget; Is this the sixth or seventh level of Hell? We don't read Dante, but I know this is in there! He couldn't have forgotten something as horrifying as this!", Ruby and Yang complain about the scene's imagery in the movie, and after another scene with the baby saying mother in a deep voice, the four girls were shudderingly disgusted.

Blake and Weiss explained, "Oh, while we're on the subject on scaring the shit out of people, you might be wondering, why is the baby so concerned about scaring his father to where his wide-angle lens can't obnoxiously stretch any further? Well, it's because he wants him thrown into a mental hospital! Why?", the four girls confusingly nod and shrug a bit.

"We don't know, we have no freaking idea! It's explained about as well as why the dog wants to kill the baby! Oh, yeah, did we forget to mention that? The dog gets the Mask, looks like an R. Crumb drawing of cancer, and tries to kill the baby! Now to it's credit, they explain this a little bit by showing how he wants to be the center of attention again, but, yeah, this comes out of nowhere too! No buildup at all! Is the dog earlier looking at the baby here supposed to symbolize that he doesn't like him? Is that what you were trying to convey? How would we guess that? Everything else is shot so weird and over the top, and the only thing being conveyed is the night terrors you're gonna have tonight!", Ruby complains.

Yang adds, "Yeah, for a movie that doesn't know the definition of the word subtle, you don't really explain these two things very well!"

"The dog wants to get rid of the baby. Why? Two second image of a cartoon, that actually looks more realistic than the effects you're throwing at us. Oh, and we're not kidding. The effects when the dog is trying to get rid of the baby and the baby so cleverly outwits him, is some of the worst animation you'll ever see. We mean, worse than Baby Geniuses.", critiques Blake.

Weiss argues to the effects comparison between Baby Geniuses and Son of the Mask, "We know we could take that back, but we're standing by our words; It looks worse than Baby Geniuses!"

"The Monty Python cartoons are more three-dimensional! And Lord knows this could benefit from some british nudity! And once again, the images are creepy. They are so fucking creepy! It looks like every second it's on, the movie's trying to jump out and kill you. Look at the baby's face, it looks like something Gollum threw up and animated like The Polar Express!", said Ruby about the imagery in the movie during the dog and baby scenes.

Yang continues, "Oh, and speaking of which, here's another fun image. Rather than have the eyes just stretch out like normal cartoon eyes do, let's have them pop out of their skulls, leaving two black vacant holes where the most expressive part of the face should be! Hang that picture over your baby's crib tonight! I also imagine, A FAMILY picture.", thinking about the scene with the dog's eyes popped out of it's skulls.

"It's scary! It's really scary! We mean, could this movie throw any more horrendous imagery at us?", Blake and Weiss complain about the horrible imagery of the movie.

However, after another awful scene with Loki disguising as a girl scout selling Thin Chocolate with an ugly face, this causes the four girls to paralyze in shock for a few moments, not actually, but expressively.

"We. Are done. With this movie.", gave up Ruby in shock.

Ruby then takes the Son of the Mask disc out of the DVD player, putting it back in the cover and putting it in a wooden case, which Yang helps lock it, and Blake and Weiss hide it under one of the dorm room's bunk beds.

Hiding in the room's closet, Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss peek out a bit for us to see them, and they look down on the floor. horrified to see that the Son of the Mask DVD was sitting there, having escaped from the locked case under the bed like a Ouija board.

The four girls then shook in fear as they stared at the demonic DVD, as the Son of the Mask DVD made hellish things in an evil tongue, and an explosion is shown on the DVD like The Lord of the Rings, which causes the four girls to call for help in a wide scream...


Later that night after they stopped the Son of the Mask movie halfway through, Ruby and Yang had to call for help with Blake and Weiss watching in support in their dark dorm room, the former two saying, "Yeah, we're sorry, we didn't mean to call, but you're just the only decent good person we can think of to solve this and we- We think that DVD's possessed.", Yang asking, "Please, can you help us, mom?", calling on the phone to the hinted person she just mentioned.

Raven Branwen.

She is at a bar, drinking wine whilst holding the phone, with her Grimm-like mask on the counter table of the bar, and Raven responds during the call drunk, "No, Yang darling, girls. There are a lot of bad movies out there I can assure you. I'm not too much of a priest myself though, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's possessed.", chuckling in a drunk way.

"But, it's called Son of the Mask, and we just don't-", Ruby explains for her sister, back at the dorm room in the darkness.

Back at the bar, Raven gasps as she snaps out of her drunk state, telling the readers, "Son of the Mask.", in realization, before hanging up on the call.

"Hello? Hello!?", alarmingly asks Ruby and Yang back in their dark dorm room, the two as well as Blake and Weiss worryingly thinks of this before two hands reach out and touches Ruby and Yang's shoulders.

The four girls gasp as they turn around in fright, as the person turns out to be Raven, who had teleported through a portal and she spoke through her Grimm-like mask she's wearing, "Is it secret? Is it sacred? Is it safe?", seriously questioning.

A few minutes afterwards, Raven lit the fire on the fireplace of the dorm room, as Raven was putting the Son of the Mask DVD case in the fire with the DVD in it.

"Mom, what are you doing?", Yang asks.

Raven shushes, even though she had took her mask off already at the time and is holding it, before putting it down, using tongs to pull the DVD out of the fireplace. "Hold out your hand, Ruby. It might be quite cold.", she says, before when Ruby was holding her hands out, before Raven puts the DVD case onto Ruby's hands with the tongs, which the teenager shouts in pain, dropping the DVD. As Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss glared angrily at Raven, the latter then said, "Huh. Or maybe not...", who sighs and facepalms.

The five sit at a table in the dorm room a minute later with the lights on in the dorm room during that night, with the DVD case of Son of the Mask sitting on the table.

"This is the one DVD, forged in the fires of Hell and now set upon the world. One of two things must happen. Either you girls must return it to it's master, Salem...", explains Raven to the girls.

Ruby questions, "Wait- Salem is the one who owns this DVD? One in a million copies of this, and it's hellish."

"Yes, either you girls must return it to her...or...you girls must finish watching it...all the way through.", Raven told them, before the DVD started talking hellish things again.

Yang sighs, "Mom? ...Why won't you take it?"

"No, I don't think so.", Raven tells her daughter, thus starting a quick and fast discussion with the girls taking turns of asking Raven whether or not she wants to take the movie, that is before Raven yells at the girls, "DON'T TEMPT ME, GIRLS! ...Understand, team RWBY, if you gave me this DVD, through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine."

Blake and Weiss curiously says, "Whoa...because it's so evil, it would totally consume you?"

"No, but minorly it would just be fun to use indiscriminately.", said Raven.

Yang mentions, "You know, you sometimes got a bit of a dark side, since we both have the same eye color, mom, but mine is occasionally."

"Team RWBY, you MUST finish this DVD.", commands Raven.

Ruby sighs, "We wish this piece of shit had never came to us."

"Oh, so do all who live to see such times.", wisely says Raven, "But that is not for us to decide. You girls found the DVD, and therefore you four were suffering. Meant to go through the sort of incredible psychological pain that no force on Earth could match until it's over. That is a very encouraging thought."

Ruby and Yang sobbed with Blake and Weiss, "No, that's not a very encouraging thought! In fact, that's about as far away from an encouraging thought an encouraging thought could get..."

"I know. Well, that's all I got. If it makes you girls feel happier, I recommend you girls watch Gremlins other than Son of the Mask.", Raven recommended, giving team RWBY the DVD of Gremlins.

The girls wiped their tears away, before Blake has an opportunity to kiss Weiss, while Ruby and Yang thanks, sniffling, "Thanks. That cover does make us feel happier, encouraging us to finish watching Son of the Mask."

"Glad to hear that.", Raven says, getting up from her chair and putting her Grimm-like mask on, a red portal appearing. "I'll come later if you need any help.", she spoke through her mask, before she then walks through the portal and disappearing with the portal.

A moment later, Ruby thanked with compassion and happiness, "Thanks. Thanks a lot! Let me know if you wanna quote Lord of the Rings when the time comes.", sighing with the three girls, but they finally have the confidence to finish reviewing and watching the awful Son of the Mask...

To be concluded...