RWBY's Commentary on Devil (Part 2)
Ruby in the second part of the review asks her three friends, as well as Salem and Raven, "Okay, okay. What do you girls say we just finish the review without any more disappearances?", relating to Cinder's disappearance from the first part of the Devil review.
"Okay.", said the others.
Yang continues for her sister Ruby, "So the detective goes up to the broken window to see if the jumper and the killer in the elevator have any connection.", the next scene having to do with the elevator people discovering the suicide note.
"Oh, yeah! Just like that totally crazy one I read last week that said Duck duck orange juice Robert Downey Jr. or the totally rational one I came across the other week that listed the scientfic and mathematical equations about why the suicide happened. Mixing the two? NEVER happens!", Blake said, the next scene showing the lights flickering again and turning off, much to Ben's fear.
Weiss continued, "Back on Lord of the Floors, we see the lights go out again causing more mayhem.", before the scene shows a quick shot of the Devil, which looks mummified.
"Ugh, so...the Devil looks like a TP-ed version of Jack Skellington?", Ruby thought, before she, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Raven turn to Salem again.
Salem says, "It may scare kids at birthday parties.", before the six girls shudder and were disturbed at the thought.
"And when the lights go out, it looks like that Jane didn't want to hang around anymore.", Ruby continued, the scene then showing Jane hanged on a cable, scaring the three remaining survivors. "Well, I'll tell ya, those bowels are gonna be evacuating anytime and I'm not gonna want to be in this elevator then!"
Yang then said, "So one of the guards goes to see if he can fix the wire, the other two cops go searching for more information on who the killer could be leaving, WHO to look after the elevator?"
"That's right, crazy toast man, of course! Oh yeah, that's a smart idea, put the guy you declared was insane in charge of a box of people going insane and killing one another! It's like putting the Human Torch in charge of keeping fifty bags of popcorn kernels from popping! YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S GONNA BLOW! But come on, in this time of raging emotions and uneasy nerves, surely he won't do ANYTHING to make it worse.", said Blake and Weiss arguably, the scene showing Ramirez attempting to calm the people in the elevator down.
Ruby then says, "Oh, that's just fucking great, asshole, that would totally calm them down! Why don't you just pop in the CD playing Let the Bodies Hit the Floor while you're at it?"
"Oh, you girls don't know that, maybe someone praying for their immortal souls will make them feel better-", Raven guessed, before she, RWBY and Salem see Ben fighting Tony. "Oh. Maybe not."
Yang continues, "Bowden would be like, 'Oh Christ, why haven't they fired you yet?', and whoever the killer is, really think about what you have done!", as this scene shows the security team calming the three survivors down, told to put their hands on the walls so nothing bad happens.
"So, who do we turn to finally make sense of all of this? Pff, crazy toast man, of course!", Blake guesses.
Weiss chatted, "Also Blake, I believe the detective would be like, "Well, let's wrap up here, men! El Loco Diablo here says there's nothing we can do!", and the cop be like, "But sir, what evidence do you have of that?", Bowden would say, "The toast landed jelly side down!", the cop would ask, "Jelly side down?", and they'd both be screaming! Funny, right?"
"Yes, my girlfriend. Yes.", Blake agrees.
Ruby also reasoned about this part, "So the reason Crazy Toast Man thinks they're all gonna die is that after doing more research it turns out all of them have a criminal past. So the Devil, obviously, instead of killing them in a unsuspicious, quiet and not camera-recorded way, decides to draw out the taking out these random five people as slowly as fucking possible!"
"And turn.", Salem thought, team RWBY and Raven looking at her suspicious again.
Ruby suspects, "The Devil took an entire day and all this effort just to take down FIVE people you could have taken down in a millisecond?!"
"It's just showing how secret and subtle he is like I am.", excused Salem.
Ruby accused, "Well, you're about as secret and subtle as The Matrix! Anyone not clinically braindead would be able to tell something was up! And are there really FIVE people in the entire world going to Hell today? Really?! FUCKING FIVE? My god, their crimes range from bank fraud to pickpocketing! Nobody else in the entire world has done anything worse than this?!"
"Look, stop asking about the Devil, I just need a peaceful and stupid day, okay? You know how some seasonal or annual events have bring your son or daughter to work day, or free movie day? I have stupid days, where I pick one day and don't do anything that makes sense whatsoever!", explained Salem angrily, infamous scenes in the movie like the security camera devilish face, the TP-ed Jack Skellington devil, the jelly side down method, and the big bite, were shown.
Raven mumbles, "You're really bad at this."
"SHUT UP.", shouts Salem, her eyes glowing red with her black-pooled eyes and red pupils.
Yang's mother says under her voice, "I raided villages with my tribe more dangerous than her.", causing Salem to glare at her.
"That's enough, mom. So since the maintenance guy got axed off as well, because you know, a building this big would have only one maintenance guy, one of the guards goes to see if he can fix the elevator.", describes Yang nonetheless about the next part, where the guard looks to see a broken wire on a pool of water near the power circuit.
Blake comments, "Okay, why is it in all the important wires and buttons that make everything work are always put in rooms that have no fucking lights? Don't you wanna SEE what you're doing when you're fiddling with this incredibly important stuff? But hey, what does this button do?", before the scene shows the guard accidentally turning off the building's power. "Whoops. So, to continue, he sees one of the wires is cut, caught in a puddle of water, and rather than going to the firefighters we clearly established have been here for some time, he tries to fix them up himself! Well. This looks promising. I think.", as the next part of the scene shows the guard about to step in the puddle of water, before the next shot shows the firefighters trying to cut through the wall of the elevator shaft, the guard appears, who has been electrified.
"This comes to an especially tough blow when they realize the husband of the woman in the elevator might own the security team of the building meaning that Ben might be the killer.", Weiss summarizes, the next scene a tense moment in the elevator as the lights were flickering. "Now of course this could have been an ingenious idea in keeping the audience guessing and on our toes, except for one simple fact that kind of leaves us to the conclusion that's probably not him-"
Ruby argued toward the movie, "YOU CALLED YOUR MOVIE DEVIL! You're constantly giving away that the killer is the devil! How did you think you're gonna fool us with this?! It's like The Wolfman trying to trick us that the killer in the movie is fucking Dracula! We KIND of know going in, guys!", before the next part of the tense scene with the lights turned off, turning back on to show that Ben has his neck twisted and killed.
"Oh, you mean he WASN'T the killer? This movie is keeping us guessing! So only two remain, each one thinking that the other is the killer.", Yang asks and guessed, before the next part shows Tony and Sarah defending themselves from each other with a piece of broken glass, with Ramirez trying to calm them through the intercom.
Blake and Weiss groans, "Ugh, WOULD YOU SHUT UP, CRAZY TOAST MAN?", watching this scene with Ruby, Yang, Raven and Salem.
"OH, FOR THE LOVE OF REMNANT, WOULD YOU STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION!", Raven shouted out towards the movie.
Salem grins again, "Oh, come on. He's a good press agent."
"Yeah, for the DUMBEST and most INCONSISTENT DEVIL EVER.", Ruby name-called and said.
Salem frowns in anger, threatening, "What are you trying to say?"
"I'm trying to say we've seen and played games of RISK and REMNANT with faster and master strategies than yours!", Ruby unfazed, glaring towards Salem.
The goddess responds, "Oh, yeah?! Well, I'm still alive in this death machine!"
"Oh, you wanna go?!", Ruby threats to attack.
Salem yells, "TRY ME!"
Ruby and Salem both yell in anger as they were about to strike a punch to the other, as Yang, Blake and Weiss gasp in shock to this suspenseful moment-
The lights go out again.
"Ow!"
The lights turn on again.
It shows that Ruby's fist has hit the elevator wall, hurting her hand before she, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Raven look to see that as they all gasp in shock, Salem's robe is what was left on the elevator floor on where she stood, with Cinder's dress and heels still there on the other side of the elevator!
Team RWBY and Raven hugged altogether in fright, before the team members realize they're hugging Raven as the five scream shortly in terror.
Shortly, Raven puts her Grimm-like mask back on and pulls out her red sword from her sheath, threatening to stab Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss with it!
"Stand back! Don't let me cut you like a bloody Ursa!", Raven threats.
Ruby pulls out her Crescent Rose scythe while Yang readies her Ember Cecilia fist weapons, Blake pulls out her Gambol Shroud sword and whip, and lastly Weiss pulls out her Myrtenaster sword, threatening towards Raven as well, the former leader saying, "Game's up, Raven, we all know it was you!"
"I swear I'll spill all your sweet blood all over the elevator floor!", Raven threats.
Yang argues, "You're not fooling anybody, mom! Although, all you might did was kill Salem..."
"Don't make me stab you with holes, darlings!", threats Raven, especially to her daughter Yang.
Blake and Weiss sort out, "Okay, okay, look...maybe the answers...are in the rest of the movie. Perhaps we should watch the rest of it."
"Right. Maybe we can find out what's going on. We're gonna put down our weapons...and you put down your red sword...", Ruby agrees and calms Raven, as RWBY then put their weapons away, while Raven puts her red sword back in her sheath. "Okay. Let's all see what happens...", the leader of RWBY says.
Raven was about to get her red sword again, but Ruby and Yang slaps her hand in order for her to not get her sword.
This is it.
The mystery is about to be solved in the coming conclusion of this Devil review.
To be concluded...
