N/A: This third storyline's surprise breaks the fourth wall a bit. ;)

RWBY's Commentary on Devil (Part 3 - Final)

Ruby then began the third part of the Devil review, "So to calm the two down, the cop tells them a story about how he almost lost himself to alcohol, after his family died in a hit and run, and that they have a choice of doing the right thing and that works great!", the scene showing Sarah and Tony putting the shards of glass down, before the lights turn off. "...For about two seconds.", before the scene shows the lights turning on, Sarah killed with a shard of glass in her neck! "So, just when it looked like it's revealed who the killer is, get a load of this."

Then as Tony tries to save Sarah, someone creeps behind him, which is the old lady Jane possessed by the Devil.

"OH, COME ON!", team RWBY and Raven reacted to this scene, the team and Raven picking their weapons up and threatening to attack, the latter giving a glaring a 'I'm watching you' gesture.

Yang then commented, "So the old lady is the devil? How is that a good twist?! We were never made privy to the idea that this was possible! In the Sixth Sense, there were clues in the scenario that made it clear the twist could happen in this setup! Here, they're just making up the rules as they go! And I know what you're thinking: 'Oh well, you didn't predict it so it must be a good twist.' Well, we wouldn't be able to predict if they all turned into snowmen, but that doesn't mean it's good. It would be more entertaining than this, but it definitely wouldn't be good!", the scene showing Jane/Devil talking to Tony.

"Why the hell is she giving him a talking to when she clearly never did it with any of the other victims? Is the devil all the time really just your angry mother trying to bail you out?", asks Blake about this part. "Ehh, maybe it's just a random contrived way to give this guy a chance to redeem himself? Ta-da.", she says, the next part of the scene showing Tony get a walkie talkie and confesses that he accidentally killed a mother and son five years earlier.

Weiss reviews this next twist in this scene, "He of course confesses to the cop, what else? That HE was the guy who committed the hit and run that killed the cop's family! What an unbelievable coincidence!", before the next part of the climax continues with Jane/Devil angrily asking if Tony thinks he can be forgiven after the accidental hit and run he had commited, the latter saying no and nodding in a bit of fear and regret.

"Well, wouldn't you know it? Confessing his crime gets him a Get Out of Hell Free card, and the Devil lets him go leaving God knows how much surveillance footage, fingerprints, and testimonials that the Devil is the worst kept demonic secret the world has ever known!", Ruby says while watching this scene.

Yang agrees, "We agree! The Devil would be like when she leaves, 'Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go make What Does the Fox Say? a big hit.'", the next part of the climax showing the elevator working again, Detective Bowden finding Tony and the other three dead survivors, but Jane, who vanished. "And also, Detective Bowden be like, 'Find her! Find Judge Judy! Check every hair and dye salon in town!'"

"And of course, in the world of rushed whatever endings, the cop finds it in his heart to quite instantly forgive the survivor.", Blake continues, the next scene of the ending shows Detective Bowden talking to Tony in the car about the accident, which the former has acceptingly forgives him.

Weiss adds, "Detective Bowden, again, would be like saying, 'You see, my wife just before she died told me to swing away like the Signs movie, which prevented an alien attack, so I guess it kinda even things out.'"

"And sure enough, the city is no longer upside-down, but instead right side up.", concluded Ruby at last. "Ahh, that was Devil. We're done reviewing it!"

Yang chuckles with Blake and Weiss, Ruby's sister saying, "Well, at least we all got through this movie together, right, mom?", asking her mom Raven, but she wasn't beside the four girls. "Mom?", she asks, before she, Ruby, Blake and Weiss gasp and scream as they saw that for the third time, only Raven's boots and her Grimm-like mask were what's left on where Raven was standing!

"AAH! Oh my god, what does this mean? Was she the devil? Is one of us four the devil? Was the elevator the devil? What? WHAT!?", panics Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss.

But all of a sudden, they stop talking as the four heard a sinister and insane laugh behind them, the girls screaming as they pulled out their weapons at this person.

Tyrian Callows.

"Oh my god, Tyrian is the Devil!", Ruby and Yang shocked with Blake and Weiss, the four threatening to use their weapons at him.

Tyrian says, "I'm not the Devil, you idiots! I was the one who spoke to you through the intercom, and I was behind all the elevator madness and making you watch the movie Devil! But I only did the disappearing acts and the flickering darkness, but not getting the elevator stuck!"

"Goddamn it, even the reveal of yourself is a lame twist! Where's the clues? Where's the deductive reasoning?", Blake and Weiss criticized. "Crazy Toast Guy should've been the devil!"

The crazy man answers, "Actually, that sounds a little interesting."

"He knows how the Devil works, he can do it all without getting caught, there's not a ton of video footage of him prancing around like a paparazzi whore-", Ruby and Yang explained.

Tyrian psychotically interrupts, "Enough! Stop this nonsense. Now that I've got you girls right into my trap... Prepare to die!", before he maniacally cackles as he prepares to sting them with his scorpion-like Faunus tail, the four girls closing their eyes for the inevitable while about to strike him with their weapons in an attempt...

But once more, the lights go off, two voices heard in the darkness.

"TYRIAN!"

"Huh? What the he-? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-"

Only a small flash of light was seen in the darkness, and when the lights turn on, the four girls open their eyes as they were surprised.

Salem, Raven and Cinder had returned, with the stuff that was left on the elevator floor worn to their respective selves again!

"Hello there, RWBY. Did you miss us?", Raven says.

Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss stutter, "But, how did you? We saw you-"

"We've only disappeared for about a few minutes. We appeared up in the elevator surveillance system room for a few minutes.", Cinder said.

Salem reasoned, "We were waiting for Tyrian to appear and threaten you guys. That insane member of my faction really gets on both my and Cinder's nerves, so I sent him back to my castle. He is going to be in a LOT of trouble once I get back with Cinder."

Ruby was helped get up by Salem, with Yang getting helped up by her mother Raven and Blake and Weiss helped get up by Cinder.

"You saved our lives. Why would you, Salem?", the leader of team RWBY asks.

Salem explains in a serious tone, "Okay, there are three reasons. One, I hate you girls as much as Cinder does. Two, I just wanna get out of this elevator so I can continue my evil duties. And three, I actually mostly hate Tyrian. He is a disgrace and a disappointment to me."

"Oh, good, that explains a lot. So the Devil don't really don't really do any of that stuff in the movie, does he?", Ruby and Yang answer.

Raven and Salem both answer, "No. That would be unbelievably stupid."

"Thank God we agree, because this movie makes no sense!", Blake and Weiss answer back.

Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss then do the conclusion on their review of Devil, "If it was just a thriller about people stuck in an elevator, it would have had a better chance. Most of the actors are pretty decent. Most of them. And it has a fair grasp of good pacing and cinematography. But when you throw in lame dialogue with lame story elements, and, of course, a lame supernatural element that weakens the suspense more than it heightens it, you get a clumsy, unfinished mess! And it's definitely one that we're glad to be done with."

The elevator then makes a beeping airplane-like sound, signing that the elevator has worked again.

"Good. It's working again.", Salem grins.

Cinder, Ruby and Yang asks, "How did you know?"

"Whenever there's a beeping sound like that, it has worked again.", explains the goddess.

Raven sighs, "Finally. Now we can go."

"This is it, guys. This has been a great Las Vegas Halloween-Con.", Ruby gave a speech to the other six, the elevator going down to the first floor. "We have conquered the review on Devil, and Salem had defeated Tyrian, but what matters now, we're all-", she says, as the elevator doors open, before the RWBY girls were startled as well as Cinder, Raven and Salem appalled to the next surprise in the hotel lobby.

"SURPRISE!", team JNPR, Sun, Neptune, Mercury, Emerald, Ozpin, Glynda and the fans of the RWBY series shouted, holding a big Happy Birthday, RWBY! cake, along with Neo being there as well as guest stars from Red vs. Blue and Camp Camp, all cheering.

Salem answers a bit to Cinder, "Huh. That was a surprise."

"A birthday to our series! It's our four-year anniversary already!", Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss cried tears of joy and excited, the four as well as Salem, Raven and Cinder coming out of the elevator.

Pyrrha says, "Well, we've been thinking of giving you a Halloween-Con last surprise, and we almost forgot about our show's birthday a few months ago, so we made us a cake to surprise you girls with it for our show's four-year annversary and the release of Volume 5."

"Where have you been though?", Nora, Pyrrha's girlfriend asks, "We're you still in your room? We were waiting for around 20 minutes."

Blake and Weiss excused, "Oh, the elevator was stuck, but it worked again. We reviewed the Devil movie since it's the day after Halloween, and we're out from that bad excuse of a movie."

"Let's not waste anymore time. Me and Yang would like the first slices of cake, please!", Ruby said, cutting the first slice of the big birthday anniversary cake.

Salem nods, "I don't eat cake.", seriously.

"Well, I do. I feel proud of my daughter.", Raven smiled.

As Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and the rest were having cake (but Salem, only the fact she doesn't eat cake but still celebrated a bit), the former concludes, "I'm Ruby, and my friends Yang, Blake an Weiss, we remember it so you don't have too! See you next time on the next review!"

Lastly, the girls were proud not only for their concluding birthday surprise, but they were finally free from the elevator stuck madness.

Free as a bird. Freed from the stuck elevator. Freed from the Devil movie.

Sweet freedom.

End of RWBY's Commentary on Devil

A/N: Don't worry. It is only just the beginning, cause we're not done through reviewing movies yet! :)

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