RWBY's Commentary of Maximum Overdrive (Part 2 - Final)

Neon Katt finished her statement to team RWBY, "...so imagine if there was a commercial saying, 'From the mountains to the oceans, in the great state of Maine, everything you need is here. Unless you skip the ad that'll take you there'. For that is what happens if you don't give into Stephen King tropes! Imagine if all ads become commercials for Maine!"

"For crying out loud, will you stop explaining how these tropes are ingenious and just let people continue reading the review?", Ruby said, breaking the fourth wall while Yang, Blake and Weiss agree.

The Atlas Faunus continued, "Not until you hear how many great scenes were left out of his movie adaptations. Like how the original ending of Carrie had a meteor shower."

"That sounds stupid.", disagreed Yang.

The FNKI member adds, "It was better the way he wrote it. Or how the girl in It had to have sex with all the boys in order for them to survive?"

"That sounds awful and stupid.", Blake and Weiss disagreed as well.

Neon sighs, "It was better the way he wrote it. And don't forget the electrically charged condoms in Apt Pupil.", causing a deadpan glare between RWBY and Neon, "Well..."

The Atlas Faunus and the four members of team RWBY all said, "It was better the way he wrote it.", with Ruby saying afterwards, "Look, can I just enjoy the terrible tropes in this film for now?"

"Oh...", the FNKI member grinned a cat smile, "So you girls are enjoying it..."

Team RWBY all said, "Just let us watch it!", as Neon meowed in pleasurement, leaving to go to the right door; just before RWBY was about to continue their review, Neon Katt meowed again in embarrassment as she entered again and moved to the left door, having forgotten where the restroom door was again and making the four teammates sigh.

"So as the sun goes down and the trucks continue to circle the place, there's only one logical thing to do: Pork.", said Ruby, as Brett in the movie tells Billy during their romantic scene that he intimately makes love like a hero, "I bet he'd say, 'What can I say? Being held hostage by an army of six-wheelers just turns me on.'", her friends agreeing.

Yang discussed as they watch the following scene, "Even the rest of the people seem to be pretty relaxed while these trucks do nothing but keep circling the wagon. Are these things even supposed to be scary? Is turning the sky green somehow supposed to make them even more threatening? It's like watching Gozer's less talented sister saying, 'Oh, Gozer the Gozerian's drunken sibling ain't going anywhere until she gets a bottle of Wild Turkey. Wild Turkey, bitches! I need it! My sister's dead, killed by some 80's comedians! I... I... Oh, God, I need some Ibuprofen!'", making Ruby, Blake and Weiss laugh.

"But one waitress decides she's done taking it up the tailpipe.", Blake said, as Wanda in the movie (the waitress), told the others that they made them and goes outside, yelling at the trucks that they made them in a rage; "Oh, dear, it's time for our ceremonial Stephen King actor turns into cartoon character again!"

Weiss reviewed, "Look at her. She's moving like a Jerry Lewis animatronic with extra William Shatner parts, going 'The hell you can't! We. Made. You!'", adding; "I bet one of the trucks in that part was like, 'Don't make us circle around you some more...'", as the scene had the power in the diner the survivors were in shut down and is now in pitch blackness.

"Well, back to our all-important drinking. You know, when you take the homicidal element out of it, they actually kind of treat it like a nice situation. Whoa! Trucks should try to kill them more often. This is one of the most relaxing times they've had in years!", commented Ruby, as the survivors heard something from outside in the next scene, "But they hear the religious nut outside making noise, and...because we all clearly know he has a chance to make it out of this alive, they try to sneak out and go after him.", as the movie shows two of the characters sneaking out of the truckstop while also using flashlights.

Yang says, "Wow. The comet must've also messed with how flashlights work, because it's a little confused what's supposed to be lit and what isn't.", continuing; "But before they can get to the guy, the little boy comes across him first."

Team RWBY sees the scene where the boy sees the religious nut's corpse, expecting a jumpscare to happen soon.

"Uh, yeah, he gets up. He gets up. He gets up.", sarcastically said Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss; "Well, gee, we guess you really fooled us, movie. I guess he's not going to get up...no, really. You totally got us. We're totally convinced that he's not gonna get up and do a jumpscare whatsoever.", continuing to watch the scene with no jumpscare yet, "Well, we might as well wait to see how he's clearly not getting up. You really got us there, movie. Really got us.", but the scene still doesn't make a jumpscare yet, "Really thought he was gonna get up there, movie. Really, really, really, got us there.", before the scene makes a jumpscare when the supposed deceased religious nut suddenly springs back to life and grabbed the boy's leg, "What a fucking shocker!"; the four members of team RWBY said, unsurprised.

The religious nut in the scene tells the boy to pull him up in a rasping voice from the ditch or else he will kill him as Blake noticed, "Do all dying Christians sound like the bad guy from Howard the Duck? Sounds like it?", the other three friends nodding while the Faunus said, "The team does meet up with him and tries to drag him back, but again, big shocker. He doesn't make it all the way."

"Thus, they use what they should've been using this whole time- A fuck ton of weapons. It's not like they have a whole shit ton of them at their disposal- Oh, wait! They hide inside again as the kid discovers his father has, in fact, passed on.", Weiss synopsized when the boy in the movie starts crying and asking where his father was, as Bubba gets slapped by Brett for making him cry after an harsh explanation for what happened to the boy's father.

Ruby said when seeing this, "Brett should add, 'Don't make me lightly slap you like I'm swatting a fly on your chin again.'", just before noticing the same boy blowing bubbles soon after, "Well, he got over that fast. FUCKING BUBBLES!", as the three laugh to this joke (referencing their Commercial Commentary subsidary); "But some armed equipment finally makes its way to the stop and starts letting loose.", as a M274 Mule truck arrives with a machine gun and starts shooting the truckstop, causing a few casualties!

"Oh, no! Not the extraneous characters! They offered so much in how little they offered!", Yang saddened, "Even Bubba is like, 'Oh, dear, somebody spilled jam on me in between shots. Why didn't anybody tell me the jerk never survives a Stephen King story?'"

Blake says when the same waitress comes outside with a rocket launcher and yells at the trucks again that they made them, "Ah, yes. She needs to relive her Oscar-winning moment.", as this scene shows the waitress getting killed by the truck's machine gun but not before firing the rocket and destroying one of the other trucks, "Huh. We guess she just took the bazooka for moral support. Didn't seem to work."

"The gun starts honking Morse Code, which apparently, none of the other trucks could've honked. But even more amazingly, one of them actually knows how to interpret it.", Weiss exampled as one of the characters deduced that the trucks want the survivors to feed them, "That's right, everybody. All they wanted this entire time was just fuel. Really? There was no other way they could've made that obvious? Wouldn't it have been easier if they just did something like arranging themselves to spell Fuel?"

The team leader of RWBY (Ruby) points out, "In fact, isn't driving around constantly in a circle wasting their goddamn fuel? You're fucking wasting your life span trying to get your life span! Stephen King wanting to do Stephen King right?", sighing; "Oh, well. They all succumb to Truckholm Syndrome and decide to fill them all up. Emilio lets the lead truck know by literally whispering into its ear.", with Emilio's character whispering to the Green Goblin-esque toy truck to tell the other trucks the main line's open.

"We're sorry, we just don't think we can take a scene seriously when he's whispering into what looks like a Mask Happy Meal toy.", apologized Yang, "Plus, the lead truck would go like, 'The fuel gauge, Emilio! First, you start with the fuel gauge.', with the voice of the Green Goblin!", the three others nodding, "This results in literally hundreds of other trucks hearing the news somehow and showing up as well to get fueled up. Yup, it's about as stupidly silly as it sounds."

Blake said when Billy in the movie said the truck must be aliens and looking for a new place to live, "Dude, you filled up trucks, not survived a war. We think they can be a little less dramatic about it.", while the character in the movie continued saying the aliens must be the ones responsible as the Faunus corrected, "Well, that's an interestingly stupid theory, but like the credits said, comet! Which makes much more impractical sense-ish, kind of, not really. But we're sure it's explained in The Dark Tower or something."

"So, only now do they decide to figure out a plan to take these suckers out and leave.", says Weiss as the lead character tells the others about the plan to escape, "I think the M274 said when hearing this, 'Uh...I know we don't have ears, but we've clearly established I can hear you guys. It's the same volume you were speaking to me just a minute ago-', just before Billy plants a grenade and it said, 'Whoa! Oh, my God! Am I this easy to take out? You gotta be kidding me! I've been fucking foiled by user friendliness!'"

Ruby commentaries, "They wait until nightfall to make their escape, as...for some reason, the trucks let them do it until several hours later when they finally decide to attack the place. Brilliant planning. Wait until your enemy has fled, and then let them have it! Look, they're even crushing the newlyweds' car, that I'm only now realizing never came to life. Again, explained in The Dark Tower, I'm sure.", as one of the parts of the climax show the trucks destroying the truckstop as the survivors were escaping, "I do hope the toy truck was like, 'WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-MAN!'", as the four of them laughed happily.

"But wait...what's that?", Yang says as the climax shows the ice cream truck heading towards the survivors, "FUCK YOU, ICE CREAM!", as Billy in the movie uses the rocket launcher to destroy it, "That's for never having the Ninja Turtle Bars. I need my gumdrop eyes!"

Blake and Weiss both said the last part of the climax, "They head towards the boats because...apparently, they're not affected by the comet alien ghost whatever, but Yoda from Hell is still ready for some action.", while Billy in the movie uses the rocket launcher to destroy the toy truck, "We do think the truck must've been like, 'Ha! You think that can stop me? Oh, wait, I'm done. Yeah, good job.'", as the survivors celebrate their victory.

The ending of the movie explained that it was a UFO that caused the whole catastrophe and was shot down by a Russian satellite which ended the animate trucks' reign of terror, which wasn't the comet's doing after all.

"Oh, so it was aliens! Okay, the comet apparently had nothing to do with anything! In fact, it didn't even pass over by the time all this stuff took place.", Ruby realized, as she, Yang, Blake and Weiss said in confusion, "Ummm...what a twist...?", as they finish the movie.

Neon suddenly barges in the room for the third time, startling the team RWBY; "Yes? So I assume you all finished watching Maximum Overdrive, huh? Because King is often known for twists, as it is trope #2."

"Really? Just two?", said team RWBY.

"They don't all have to be big numbers. So, have you succumbed to the Stephen King tropes and all its tropiness?"

"Actually...yeah, we kind of have."

"Ah, so you know what it means to love repeatable pain?"

Team RWBY answers Neon's question, "No, actually, we love them for a different reason.", saying their overall review of the movie, "In my opinion, this is Stephen King's version of a B-movie. A film that is meant to be over-the-top bad. We don't think he wanted to scare us with this; we think he wanted to make us laugh. We mean, let's be honest; no film using AC/DC is intending to scare anyone. In a strange way, we think he's not only mocking horror tropes, but his own tropes as well. When Stephen King he wants to do Stephen King right, maybe he's referring to the fact that he's never meant to be taken too seriously. There's always a bit of otherworldly insanity that even he can poke fun of and laugh at. So...as a totally crazy clichéd explosion-filled blood bath of idiocy, it's a damn fun time. We mean, okay, it's not for everyone; it's pretty mindless and just has a bunch of big explosions, but, truth be told, we kind of recommend it. If you're looking for something that's bizarrely silly, over-the-top, and soaked in testosterone-filled cheese, then this is the perfect Stephen King B-movie for you.", before they reply to the FNKI member, "So what do you think of that?"

"I think I got bored halfway through your speech.", told the Atlas Faunus.

The four said, "Thanks."

"Wanna go watch a horror movie?", offered Neon, "Got the treats ready with Flynt, Kobalt and Ivori."

"Would we? Hold on for a sec.", team RWBY said before saying, "We're team RWBY, we remember it so you don't have to! See you next time!", as the four of them leave the room with Neon to spend time with team FNKI for Halloween.

End of RWBY's Commentary of Maximum Overdrive

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