Yang's Commentary of The Master of Disguise (Part 2 - Final)
Yang comes back in the dorm room as she sat on her commentary chair, "So...um...I got some news by my sis Ruby, and my friends Blake and Weiss... They may be coming a bit later...they just told me the movie they're watching with JNPR is ten minutes longer...anyway... Back to the story.", summarizing, "They find out that Carvey is an imposter, so he naturally dons another disguise.", as the scene shows Pistachio now dressed as Quint from Jaws, "You notice how the Jaws music kept getting louder and louder and then just stopped, building up to nothing? That's because the movie doesn't care. It just doesn't care what the fuck you think of it. So the next time you get the urge to, say, jam a rabid blowfish up the filmmaker's dickhole, just remember: if the film doesn't care, why should you?", realizing, "But wait, you want more annoying impressions without any rhyme or reason? Don't worry. There's literally one two minutes away. Because apparently, the guards never realize that if an obvious, suspicious person is around, something fucking obvious and suspicious is probably going on.", as the movie shows Pistachio then dressed as a stereotypical German, "But, what? Two minutes is too long a time to go without another one of these irresistible characters? Well, how about thirty seconds? Yeah. Literally. Thirty seconds later, he's another character!"
The next part shows Pistachio now dressed as a James Bond-esque character named Terry Suave, clicking his tongue after ending each of his lines.
"The tongue-clicking he makes must been his excuse like, 'That's my catchphrase. I'm trying to hammer it in. I just know all of these characters are going to have spinoff shows seeing how so well-developed and brilliantly written they are. What was that? Eighty seconds of screen-time? That's more than enough to leave an impression.'", Ruby's blonde sister says, annoyed by this scene, "Oddly enough, even with them getting closer and closer to the villain, they never do seem to stop him from continuing his evil plans. Maybe if they spent a little more time thwarting and a little less time mugging."
Another scene shows Devlin replying to Pistachio's father after he declared the villain insane in the aftermath of another successful planned heist, before laughing for a few seconds as he makes sure there wasn't any flatuence during it. As he was about to talk to the other character, the fart sound was heard.
Yang snickers, "Oh, my God! It was actually funny again! I'm not even joking, that joke actually became funny again this time around! I-It's like for all the terrible humor going on in this movie, there's a fascinating journey of this one joke, and like the peaks and valleys it's taking in the evolution! That's actually kind of fascinating! Fart joke, how do you do it?", continuing, "So Carvey asks for assistance from his magic, ancient ball...yeah, one of those is in this now...and he gets help from his grandfather, who, just to clarify again, can't help him.", with this snippet showing Pistachio communicating with his grandfather with a hologram of the latter, while the same boy from earlier in the movie comes in, "Huh. That prerecorded hologram somehow seemed to know that a kid would enter from the left...and not be freaked out at all that there's a giant, scary head hovering over him.", synopsizing, "He sneaks into the bad guy's hideout as a cherry pie...hopefully, that's the only cherry Dana Carvey's ever popped...and tries to rescue his assistant and his father who are apparently being auctioned off on Black Mark-eBay."
During this, Pistachio's character in the movie fights against a couple of ninjas, beaking them all with just one slap in the face and causing the other ninja cronies to run away in fright.
"Really? Fucking really? He does the exact same move three times and that scares all the ninjas away? One move? ONE FUCKING MOVE?!", the blonde huntress argued, "I mean, it's like me using one move to fight off...RoboCop...in an Iron Man mask...with a mariachi hat...carrying a bow and arrow...with duck shoes. Whatever that exaggerated idea happens or not, that would be nonsensical.", who then encapsulated, "But Devlin has another evil plan. He's glued a mask of himself onto Carvey's father, and has hypnotized him into thinking he's really the villain.", with the real Devlin in the movie escaping as when he laughs, he farts every time; "I have to admit, that last fart joke wasn't as funny as the other ones.", climaxing, "But, of course, Carvey convinces his father that he's not Lore, and he...shakes his mask off...yeah, that's a thing now. But the fact remains that the villain still got away. So, through the means of no explanation because we just want to get to the end credits, they discover where Lore is and trick him by having Dana Carvey do the only thing he was ever good at to begin with...imitating Bush. A different George W. Bush this time, but don't worry, the annoyance still comes through."
The next snippet shows Devlin meeting Pistachio disguised as George W. Bush, the latter about to take a picture with him.
Yang noticed, "Is it me, or is Brent Spiner trying to transform into Screech by the end of this movie?", as Devlin in the movie realizes Bush is actually Pistachio disguised as him, "He knocks him out by...lightly tapping the side of his head...and he falls into the pool."
The last part of the movie before the credits saw the disguised Pistachio, as well as his disguised father and grandfather, witnessing what happened to Devlin as the latter makes a massive amount of bubbles in the pool from his fart, being the last fart joke in the film as the film itself ends.
"That last one was terrible! GODDAMN IT, MOVIE! YOU KILLED THE FART JOKE!", angered Ruby's sister Yang as her eyes turn blood red, "And just when you think they couldn't possibly kill anything else, the movie decides it also wants to kill our time. Yeah. Just when you think it's time to go home, it turns out the movie is only an hour and twelve minutes long. God, it feels such an eternity longer, but nevertheless, that's the running time. So they literally fill up EIGHT MINUTES of credits with bloopers, alternate takes, deleted scenes; they're pretty much forcing you to watch all the special features on the DVD, because they know, for a fact, you'll never be interested enough in seeing them!", watching the movie's credits as she saw a collection of tediously countless deleted scenes, bloopers and bonuses; "And it just keeps going, and going, and going, and going!"
One of the deleted scenes in the credits was with the villain Devlin trying to seduce Pistachio with a quartet of women with huge rears as fast editing occurs, Pistachio in the movie yelling 'ENOOOOOUGH!' as he does his dumbass expression.
Yang inflames, "God, for Oum's sakes, just end!", as the mentioned deleted scene ends, continuing the credits and showing more bonuses, "JUST END!", as the movie cuts to the seemingly last deleted scene as the movie was about to end, "Ah, here we go!", before it shows an after-credits scene after the numerous ones that played before, "FUCK!"
The after-credits scene in the end of the movie where Pistachio is being chased by a midget, the Slapping Dummy Man, dressed like Super Mario.
"All right, there we go!", relieved the blonde huntress as the movie cuts to another post-credits scene with both characters notifying the audience the movie's over, "FUCK!", as Pistachio asks the viewers what they're still doing here, "You tell me, asshole, you're the one keeping us hostage!"
The scene seemingly ends as Pistachio in the movie says goodbye and resumed talking to his midget friend.
Yang sighs happily, "There we go!", before the movie cuts back to them, "FUCK!"
The post-credits scene concludes as Pistachio gave his midget friend in the movie a chance to say goodbye to the audience, ending with a freeze-frame.
"Okay...is that it?", said Ruby's sister Yang as the seemingly last scene cut, "Is that really it?", looking around for a few seconds before asking surely, "Are we truly done now-"
The movie then cuts to a final post-credits scene with Pistachio's dog spoke in his grandfather's voice, saying 'No more dog food'.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Yang screamed at the top of her lungs as her eyes turned red again and unleashing flames, running out of the RWBY dorm room, out of Beacon and reaching the Happy Madison Productions building in a matter of seconds, blowing it up and rushing back to Beacon to RWBY's dorm room in a matter of a few seconds also, declaring "THIS MOVIE IS THE WORST!"
Yang says her overall review of The Master of Disguise;
"It's amazing how unfunny it is, and what they confuse for comedy! If you gave your toddlers a camera and told them to film something funny, I'd bet you a million bucks they will come up with something funnier than this! It's one of the worst comedies of all time and for good fucking reason! Even if it did have that one joke that worked, even the movie found a way to kill it dead in its tracks! Because that's what the movie does! It kills comedy!"
She angered, "And all I can say is...", holding in her anger and simply saying, "Good riddance, movie.", finishing with "I'm Yang, and...you killed the fart joke!", leaving the dorm room to go see her friends in the JNPR room, who have finished watching their movie, "Hey, guys. How's the movie?"
"It's good!", Ruby, Blake and Weiss said, "What movie have you been reviewing lately?"
Yang replies, "Well...let's just say it's the worst comedy ever."
"Good thing. I think it was great. And funny!", Nora cracks up, laughing as Yang, Ruby, Blake and Weiss looked sarcastically.
Suddenly, Yang quickly punches Nora in the stomach and elbows her to the ground in a matter of seconds while Ruby, Blake, Weiss, Pyrrha, Jaune and Ren watch in shock.
The blonde huntress replies, "Not to us, it wasn't.", as she, Ruby, Blake and Weiss (who the three were shocked) went back to their room as Nora groaned in pain with Pyrrha, Jaune and Ren comforting her.
"Now we understand how bad it was.", Ruby notified to Yang as they went.
End of Yang's Commentary of The Master of Disguise
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