A/N: One part of this chapter is originally written by myself.

Blake and Weiss' Commentary of The Swan Princess (Part 2 - Final)

"So Odette tries to out-run Derek while her cuddly friends try to help her out.", Blake continues the movie, with her and Weiss seeing the part where Puffin sees an arrow whiz by his face, making a smoking beard; "Ah, the always popular smoke from arrow makes beard gag. His beard make him look like Master Shifu or the Emperor of China from Mulan.", who then says in a confused tone, "Classic?", resuming, "But she leads him into the pond, where she shows her true colors."

Weiss says as they watch the snippet where Odette transforms back from a swan into a human, with Derek happy to see her again and promising he wouldn't leave her out of his sight again, "He's like, 'You're just so beautiful and nothing else.'", mocking again when the same scene shows Derek promising to Odette that he will make a vow of everlasting love and prove it to the world in order to break the spell, "'And by the whole world, I mean the small number of people I can crowd into one room inside my castle. I-I hope the spell is not a number cruncher.'", making her girlfriend giggle.

"So he takes Odette with him as a swan, as he's promised never to lose her agai- Or he just leaves her in the hands of a psychotic monster...as most loved ones do...but it turns out our villain has heard the whole thing.", the Faunus sarcastically summarized as the scene shows Rothbart saying to Odette about how he heard the whole thing and how she cannot fool him again, tossing Derek's bow into the lake as a result; "'Why can't you just get Stockholm syndrome like everyone else I've brought here? I had the turtle ready to marry me in a week.'", resuming, "So, he develops a new plan. Now, he's gonna change his helper into Odette and have her go in her place which was, what? Plan #5 we both discussed earlier? And he announces this, of course, in song."

When the movie shows Rothbart singing his villain song No More Mr. Nice Guy and conjuring fantasies of the movie's characters (even disguising his hag henchman into Odette), the lyrics exampling how he pulled his punches and plan to eat their lunches, the Schnee girl replied to this musical sequence, "My gods, there's nothing more terrifying than a tap dancing sorcerer who plans on eating people's lunches. This diabolical baddie has entered the realms of rude. RUUUUUDE!", the villain song showing Rothbart fantasizing of him turning Rogers into a lizard, Uberta into an ostrich, the Chamberlain into a pig, and Bromley into a chimpanzee, before the hag says 'One more time!' when the song supposedly reaches it's end, thus continuing the song.

"Really? You think this song is good enough to warrant a "one more time"? I know you've gotta fill up that 90 minutes somehow, but couldn't you have put that extra effort into hiding the obvious frame cel at the edge of the screen?" Oh, I mean, the uh "magical bar of hollowness"... that seems to make an appearance quite a bit in this movie actually. You know, this movie's empty enough without uncompleted backgrounds.", Blake says, noticing the few animation errors in a couple scenes throughout the movie.

Weiss synopsized, "So while the queen prepares the ball to match up Derek with another princess, Derek prepares to use the ball as a chance to confess his love. But everything apparently needs to be quite specific.", as the next part showed Derek arranging the ball as he told his servants to make roses white and to make the music graceful, both like a swan; "You know, I don't think he should prefer the party to be everything similar to a swan's nature. After all, I am a girl with mannerisms, but by the thought of it, it's kinda gross."

"I know, my love. I know.", agreed Blake who then commentaries, "So Odette is locked away by Rothbart...still sounds like an IRA Plan involving the Simpsons...while an imposter goes in her place."

The couple watch the next snippet where the Odette imposter (the hag henchman) met with Derek, Weiss then cleared her throat again, "Little Mermaid, you unoriginal fucktard bastards who couldn't come up with an original idea if everybody on the Earth was dead and there was no one around to steal ideas from for the rest of your days!", who then had a deadpan look as she excused, "Allergies.", the next part showing Uberta asking Rogers if he recognizes her, but the latter said he doesn't know which results in him getting choked comically by Uberta.

"Wait a minute, why don't they recognize her? Is Odette really so bland that watching her grow up throughout her entire childhood honestly had no impact on them whatsoever? God, she really is beautiful and nothing else.", the Faunus bewildered and then continued, "So Odette's friends help her escape by fighting the ripped off designs from All Dogs Go to Heaven, which I have to admit is a big lipped alligator stealing moment, but she arrives at the castle just a moment too late."

The Schnee girl reviewed when the two witness the part where Derek had made a vow of everlasting love to the Odette imposter with the real Odette (as a swan) shocked at this and fallen, "Oh, no! Instead of confessing his love to Odette, he confessed his love to Odette! Wait, this makes no sense. He still said Odette, but nothing in the spell said she had to be in the same room. It's not like he said 'I confess my love to this person on the left', he clearly said Odette. You know, this is why spells need to be looked over by lawyers first.", watching the next part where Rothbart interrupts the ball.

"I bet he'd be saying, 'I greet you with Cheeto lightning!'", Blake said, as the two see Rothbart zapping the fake Odette and reveals the hag under the disguise, with Rothbart then saying Odette will die much to Derek's shock, "Wait, why will Odette die? Okay, even if she did die, doesn't he still need to marry her? Wasn't that the whole idea behind the plan to begin with? How is he gonna rule the land if he still has no position?"

"Look, I know I shouldn't nitpick in a fairy tale, because it's a fairy tale and that's just stupid, but half the dialogue in this is how the ownership of this kingdom works! We're only putting so much damn focus on it, because they put so much damn focus on it! Fuck these guys! The politics of Game of Thrones is easier to follow than this!", Weiss reasoned about the logic of the movie's scene.

As they saw the part where Derek sees Odette transform back into a human and the latter confesses her love to him before dying, with the Faunus saying, "He should've said, 'I can't lose your beauty and nothing else...'", as Derek then said in the movie that he made the vow specially for her, "I make my Napoleon Dynamite face in your honor! Idiot!"

This scene continues when Derek says, "The vow I made was FOR HEEEEEEERRR!" and Rothbart responding, "No need to shout!"

"Thanks for ruining the moment, Rothbart. What a way to ruin dialogue punctuation in this movie, isn't it?", the Schnee girl reacted to this part when she and Blake watched it.

The next snippet of this scene shows Derek angrily demanding Rothbart to bring her back to life, the latter saying that only if he defeats him, thus transforming himself and revealing to be the true Great Animal himself; Blake then says, " My gods, the king was right! The Great Animal wasn't at all what it seemed! It was an evil creature of darkness who consumed anything that was in it's way! ...Actually, that is exactly what it would seem! Y-Y-You were chasing a mouse. A fucking mouse! Curse overused non-specifically vague dying words!", as the movie's final battle scene had the Great Animal grabbing Derek and dropping him to the ground.

"He must've been like, 'Good lord, I'm shocked that all my years of shooting people in bunny outfits has in no way prepared me for this!'", joked Weiss, climaxing, "But Diet LeFou comes in, they pull that arrow bullshit again, and the entire climax is only under two minutes long. W-we guess we shouldn't be complaining. It is mercifully short, but...eh, fuck it. We're not complaining. It's mercifully short.", the Great Animal in the movie getting shot with an arrow and dying in an explosion of magic once it fell into the lake.

The Faunus culminated, "That, of course, somehow breaks the spell, they get married the next day, because obviously they've learned so much more about each other, and the future sequels fly overhead.", Puffin in the movie leading a flock of swans as an air force, "Now, which one of you will be hand drawn straight to DVD, and which one of you will be computer generated straight to DVD?", the next part showing Jean-Bob royally dressed for the kingdom as he looks at his reflection in the water as another prince was looking in the reflection too.

"All right, let's just decree that somehow The Princess and the Frog probably ripped this off and we can all go back to making original content again.", Weiss concluded the movie as the two watch the end of the film, "Okay? Okay? BECAUSE THERE'S NOT MUCH MORE OF THIS DIET DISNEY WE CAN TAKE!"

The Faunus sums the movie up, "This film feels like the movie that Enchanted was satirizing in the first third. It doesn't feel like someone wanted to tell a story out of passion, it feels like it was told because someone else was making money with this other formula and now they're gonna try that formula. The leads are a bore, the comedy's weak, the animation is much better at being wild and energized rather than soothing and romantic..."

"...but even then, a lot of the timing and characters are so poorly executed that even that doesn't hold much water. The only thing close to enjoyable is that opening number. Heck, if the movie was just about these kids growing up, I think we might've had a stronger movie. But as is, it's phoned in, unimaginative, and just a dull waste.", criticized the Schnee girl.

Blake caps off, "We can tell you right now that is the last time we ever subject myself to Diet Disney. I'm Blake..."

"...and I'm Weiss."

"We both remember it so you don't have to.", Blake and Weiss finished, concluding the review and leaving their commentary chairs.

End of Blake and Weiss' Commentary of The Swan Princess

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