A/N: A shoutout to Gamelover 41592, I would like to say that out of all the episodic reviews I did so far in this story, I would consider this as the BEST episodic review, not only for having guest appearances or reviewing the worst Titanic movie, but for also jumpstarting other stories focusing on other characters (in which I would call this AU universe known as The Critique Universe). This will feature characters such as RWBY (reviewing good and bad popular movies), Cameron MacCloud from gen:LOCK (reviewing poorly-recieved horror and low-budget animated movies to name a few), Athena Cykes from Ace Attorney (reviewing mediocre video games), Sinon from Sword Art Online (and occassionally Leafa from the same show as an major extra; reviewing classic cult horror films) and more, with said stories and others are all set in the same universe. More characters will be featured in future crossovers as surprise guests while some will join others in their reviews as well. For the most part, enjoy!

RWBY's Commentary of The THIRD Animated Titanic Movie (In Search of the Titanic (AKA: Tentacolino)) (Part 2 - Final)

Ruby resumed after they manage to put Pyrrha and Nora to bed after drinking a lot of coffee and Strawberry Sunrises earlier, "So they end up meeting the king of Atlantis and...whaa!", who then is shocked to see the King of Atlantis in the movie whose face is hidden for the whole film, wearing a green robe, "...who's a Ring Wraith, now?", responding when Don Juan says to the King of Atlantis about how Pingo, the king's counselor, had given across the news to them, calmly saying that it helped him and the others see the benefit, "He's like, 'Yes, I love being told I'm a hostage via bullshit music that even Radio Disney would throw in acid. Clearly, you thought long and hard about this.'"

"He's also told that the elixir not only has them breathe underwater, but also can have them live forever. Again, would have been a nice nugget of knowledge to know earlier.", tells Yang as the red dolphin, who works with the King of Atlantis, asked if Don and the others weren't shocked by the news, as Don says they're a bit surprised but understand they have no choice of the matter, "What are you smoking to be so okay with this?! To quote Captain America, he'd say, 'Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.'", exampling; "Our mice friends come across other mice in Atlantis...because that's a common Atlantean infestation. And it turns out they're even more offensive stereotypes than them."

Blake embarassingly said as the movie shows several tidbits of the Asian mouse stereotype, with the Faunus laughing nervously, "We, uh, call him Mickey Mouse Rooney.", moving on; "While that's going on, Smile comes across a new companion.", joking as they see Smile's new girlfriend kiss him, "I bet Smile's like, 'Whoa, whoa, slow down. We haven't even sniffed each other's asses yet.'", just before they witness the scene end when Smile and his girlfriend go underwater in Atlantis, cutting to the next scene with Connors and Ronnie, startling team RWBY, "Doh! We guess that scene was over."

"To be honest, this movie has the smooth transition of a slap to your balls.", told Weiss, while the film shows a pirate rat telling one rat that the chief wants all the rats present, "He's like, 'You're so stupid I'd bet you'd appear in the same background in a jump cut.'", the white-haired huntress then mocked by imitating the pirate rat in the scene, "So the rats of this underwater world don't like the Atlanteans and want to take them over.", just while the girls watch the scene where the leader of the rats tells the other rats that they plan to steal the exilir, believing they would be able to conquer the world with it and plot to have the octopus brought to Razor Teeth, who is an ally to the rats.

The leader of team RWBY said, "Wow, we've never accumulated so many questions in such a short amount of time.", shrugging in utter shock; "How did the rats get there? If they didn't drink the elixir, how can they be there? How will the elixir make them rule the world? Why do they want to rule the world? What issues do they have with the Atlantean government? How does the Atlantean government work? Why do they think the octopus causes all the problems? How are they in contact with the sharks? Why are they in contact with the sharks? This bullshit makes so little sense, you could call it Brexitlantis!", as she advanced, "This news eventually gets back to our heroes."

"Oh, and being on the Titanic probably played a small part in that. BUT YOU WERE JUST SWIMMING IN A PREVIOUS SCENE, WERE YOU NOT?!", Yang argued before she realizes, "And speaking of the Titanic- Oh, yeah. By the way, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR THAT?", as her eyes turned from lilac to deep red again; she reasons, "For a film called In Search of the Titanic, there's very little searching for the Titanic! Even for the original title, Tentacolino, he's barely in this either! You might as well call it Left Shoe on Lady's Foot! It'd make about as much sense and be far more engaging!", resuming; "So they tell the king about the evil plot and how they also plan to take apart his counselor."

When Pingo in the scene fears that if the rats dismantle him with a screwdriver, he would die; but the dolphin tells him that all screwdrivers were all banned in Atlantis.

The Faunus girl exasperated, "W...wait a minute, no screwdrivers? Um, all of this city was made with no screwdrivers? Boy, dealers in this city must be very interesting."

"So they agree to let them do the revolution...we mean, they are just freaking rats...and to stop them in the middle of it.", says the Schnee girl, before replying when they see Don Juan saw to the King of Atlantis that all they need to do is win, "You've made everyone dumber for saying that."

Ruby continues nonetheless, "So they help them get the fake elixir, but the Atlanteans are there to head them off.", but not before they see the part where the Atlanteans chase after the rats and sharks with weapons, as well as Smile shooting with a laser gun, "Whoa, Smile is packing! He's like, 'I'm sending you all to Doggie Hell! You hear me? DOGGIE HELL, WHICH WE JUST CLARIFIED EXISTS!'", causing herself, Yang, Blake and Weiss to this joke again, as Ruby dazzles as they saw the Atlantean submarines chasing after the rats and sharks.

"Wow, look at all those ships. And not one screwdriver was used on any of them. A little spit and mud goes a long way.", chuckled Yang, describing, "So all the toys are marching into battle when somebody spots a little girl doll in the army.", as the next snippet where the little girl doll suddenly had a rash manly voice, causing team RWBY to be shocked and say, "Whaaaat?", freaking out as the scene with the girl explaining about a curse that made him look like a girl doll, "Don't...come near us...", as this snippet finished with the girl doll saying he needs to banish the curse he has and reclaim his identity.

Blake says after a moment of silence, "Okay, um... Some notes...", issuing; "How is a little girl dressing you up a curse? It's...just a little girl dressing you up, there's no supernatural elements. Second, why don't you just take the wig off? Along with the makeup? In fact, you're underwater! How the hell does that stay on anyway?", seeing the girl doll then taking off his wig and throwing it aside as he takes part of the battle.

"Yeah, like that- YOU JUST DID IT! YOU TOOK IT OFF LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! ...Does that mean the curse is gone now?", Weiss provokes after noticing the plothole, "Whatever weird curse you think your Parker Brothers Ouija board gave you?", also saying as the King in the movie promotes Brew Molly as the new general of the toys, "And I'm not even kidding, this character never comes back. The strange backstory, the curse, the nonsensical story arc, none of it plays a part in anything. It was 100% pointless."

Ruby sighed, "Well, thank you for that. Whenever somebody brings up a Scottish toy who fought in a war, who was cursed to look like a little girl, but fired a cannon, lifting the curse and promoting him to general... We still won't reference you.", promising this as he climaxed, "So they zap the bad guy's ship with some sort of forgetting ray..."

"To quote Sullivan from The Departed again, 'Okay.'", Weiss includes.

The red-black-haired huntress concluded her sentence, "...and the bad guy totally forgets his plans...or if he ever had any at all. Yeah, what was his scheme?"

"Thus, the rats also find out that the elixir they got isn't the real elixir, as they test it on this old man whom they tie to bricks and try to drown.", Ruby's sister continues the climax as she was confused in this scene, "You know, I'm starting to think these were the rats NIMH flushed down the toilet.", while the movie shows the old rat that the rats try to drown tells the others to imprison the rats as the leader of the rats was taken away, before a quick image of Otti (Tentacolino) was seen for a split-second just when it cuts to the next part, "Aah! What was that?! Why was there...a random shot of Pinkthulu there? Was it a subliminal message letting us know the film is always watching us?"

The Faunus girl concurred, "Yeah, we don't even want to imagine that.", who then carries on, "And as a reward to our heroes, they clean up and put together the Titanic. Yeah, remember that? The title of the goddamn movie?", mocking an Atlantean in the movie saying they're finished on the ship, "He could add, 'Complete with dead bodies and everything!'", but not before they see a scene with Pingo and what appears to be a talking and bouncing screwdriver!

"WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S WITH A SCREWDRIVER! I THOUGHT THEY WERE OUTLAWED!", the Schnee girl shouted in shock, "In fact, the screwdriver can talk, too! Yeah, it can think, it can make choices, it can do anything just like all the other things! That...that makes it kind of worse!"

Ruby freaks out, "They've outlawed an entire group of people just for existing? THAT'S AMERICA'S JOB!", with Yang, Blake and Weiss agree with their team leader as they nodded whilst in shock, "So they take the ship and our heroes to the Isle of Naboombu from Bedknocks and Broomsticks where they say they'll live the rest of their immortal lives. Um...sweet?", ending the film when the King tells Don and Elizabeth that it is a secret island that is unreachable by anyone and therefore they can live happily ever after, "I think they must be like, 'Thanks again for kidnapping us, forcing us to live forever, having us fighting in your wars, and dropping us off on a deserted island!'", sighing, "'Ah, thank God we have no friends back home.' But seriously, how did the Connors go back to New York after this? Isn't the continuity a little ticked off a bit? This movie has a lot of problems, you know."

Team RWBY state their overall review of the movie;

"And that was In Search of the Titanic, by far the worst of the movies. Not because of how historically insensitive it is, you could claim the others are worse for that, but just for what a poorly-made, nonsensical, totally mad collection of ravings it is. The imagery in this film is beyond bonkers, and the reasons for the imagery are the invitation to a dark hallway of insanity we wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. It is beyond words, it is a sickness. It is the worst in the animated musical Titanic trilogy. And I am so sad we live in a world where that's a thing! Holy goddamn hell!"

Ruby declared, "For this movie is an infection, and let us tell you, it's infected us! And it's gonna take a while to get rid of it."

"Maybe a nap will cast it all aside. Hopefully we won't have nightmares of it.", Yang says.

Blake suggests, "Yeah, but I may suggest we should all sleep together."

"It's not fanservice for the moment, but I kinda would like to have us all sleep for a nap."

"Yeah. After all, Pyrrha and Nora are doing okay, they're still sleeping.", Ruby said as she led her teammates to their queen bed in the suite, "Let's hope."


Four hours passed since the start of their Titanic review. It was already past 7PM, and they still didn't have gotten a chance to eat dinner.

Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss were sleeping peacefully in a cuddle puddle ever since their nap a couple hours, and they suddenly started waking up.

Rested, team RWBY slowly left their suite bed as they return to the main suite room.

"You know, it's funny. In the end, all we had to do was not only think about dozens of other greater movies than the one we've reviewed today, but of people who might be less fortunate than us.", Ruby and Yang clearly stated.

"In fact, that somehow just cleared everything up.", Blake and Weiss said, sighing; "We haven't even ate dinner yet. Aren't we forgetting something?"

That was when Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss then realize something as their eyes slowly shot up.

The four of them rush out of their suite and went to the suite where the guest stars were again.

"GUYS! ARE YOU THERE!", Ruby yelled.

Athena and Sinon said from inside, "Yes! But when we were trying to get some more ice, the door's been budged! As if there's a problem with the door!"

"Don't worry, I'll get you guys out! Okay?", the leader of team RWBY said before saying to her teammates, "On the count of three! Ready?", as they said, "ONE!"

The four of them heaved, which successfully manages to get the door open!

"YES!", Ty Lee and Leafa said.

Sarge and Church both cheered, "FINALLY!"

"THANK YOU!", Athena and Sinon gratefully said while Zuko and Mai smiled compassionately.

Yang exclaims, "Oh my gods, have long have you been in here?"

"It's been about four hours! And we haven't even gotten a chance to eat dinner yet!", Athena explained.

Blake and Weiss nodded, "Yeah, so did we! We were busy reviewing this insane rollercoaster of a Titanic animated movie, and we didn't notice what happened to you guys!"

"We were gonna go out to have dinner, all of us!", plans Ruby, "Maybe out to Clifton Hill, Burger King, or Hard Rock Cafe, who knows even?"

Yang supported her sister, "Well, we're glad you got to watch some Netflix, I presume. Well, since the review's put aside, we should all spend time together and get out there to see the sights!"

"We swear this isn't a felony.", Blake and Weiss admitted, "So since we're all here, we can need get dressed and get ready."

Ruby sorts out, "We'll wake up Pyrrha and Nora, and then we'll feast."

"I don't see any problems with that.", Zuko and Mai said.

The leader of team RWBY giggles, "There's still enough room for dessert too."

"YAY!", Ty Lee cheered, "ICE CREAM!", going off to get ready for dinner.

Yang snickered, "What's her deal?"

"Just excited to have some ice cream. Heard they have some with sprinkles out at Clifton Hill.", Mai notified the girls.

Ruby delighted, "Well, then! My sweet tooth will be prepared for it after dinner!"

"And by the way, girls. Thank you...for helping us out.", Athena and Sinon appreciated.

Ruby smiled, "That's what friends do, girls.", with Athena and Sinon smiling at them while Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss smile back.

The six of them ensue a group hug as an intimate sign of friendship.

"Guys? What about us?", Sarge, Church and Zuko ask.

Blake and Weiss says, "Yeah, you can come on in."

"Oh, wow...", Leafa delighted as she, Zuko, Mai, Sarge and Church join their group hug.

Ty Lee, ready for the coming dinner, comes out and sees what they're doing, witnessing, "Ooh! Is this a group hug? Hell YES! FREE HUGS!", before counting herself in and joining the others' group hug.

They were so grateful to have spent this wonderful vacation with their friends.

Throughout the night, everyone had went to Hard Rock Cafe for dinner and then they went to Clifton Hill where they spent a lot of fun getting ice cream for dessert and going on awesome attractions such as the arcade, the bowling alley, the Movieland wax museum, the Funhouse, the MGM 4D theater, Ripley's Believe It or Not museum, and much much more in a matter of a fe hours until midnight.

But that didn't stop there, as they spent the rest of their vacation in Niagara Falls, even managing to go experience the Maid of the Mist attraction as well as the indoor Fallsview waterpark at Sheraton, where they spent tons and tons of watery fun.

All in all, this vacation for RWBY, Pyrrha, Nora and the other special guests were a complete paradise, and it was definitely a extremely better experience than the third animated Titanic movie.

And what team RWBY and their friends of Remnant didn't know, is that they were part of a bigger critically-reviewing universe.

End of RWBY's Commentary of The THIRD Animated Titanic Movie (In Search of the Titanic (Tentacolino))

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