A/N: Another Ace Attorney cameo is featured in Part 2 of this review. Also, many characters from several cartoons and anime will appear in one part of the review's second part (most who will later appear in a future Hocus Pocus review).

Team RWBY and Athena Cykes' Commentary of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) (Part 2 - Final)

"So Splinter seems to be on his deathbed. What's the best thing to do? Leave him behind and go kick some ass!", laconically says Athena Cykes as she, Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss stroll through the paths of the empty Haven Academy continuing their journey to find Shredder after transporting to Mistral.

"Come on, guys. They must have apps like Babysitter dot com.", Ruby supposes, as the girls watch a later scene of the movie where Eric Sacks shows an example of how the mutagen would kill any human from the effects of the mutagen.

Athena responded, "Huh. That was random. The guy has to die just so you can have visual for your speech?"

"Yeah, if I was a member of the Foot Clan, I wouldn't be happy that my 401k was going to chin death and being killed for a PowerPoint presentation!", Yang proved for example as Sacks in the movie plans to be stupid rich by planning to save everyone, by using the mutagen from the Ninja Turtles as an antidote.

Blake points out, "Yep, that's the whole reason for this, folks: So an already-rich man can be...a stupid rich man. You know, putting stupid in front of your motivations surprisingly doesn't make it any less stupid."

"Maybe if we emphasize even more how stupid rich he'll be.", imagined Athena.

Weiss suggests, "Oh, you mean like, Making The Smurfs 3 stupid rich?"

"Or he'll be LJN stupid rich.", the attorney conceived.

Ruby also thought, "Or he'll be Is the dress black or blue stupid rich."

"Or he'll be Michael Bay stupid rich.", expected Cykes.

Yang reminded, "Too close to home."

"Sorry.", apologizes the orange-haired girl.

The girls then come across one of the buildings in Haven Academy as they went inside, which luckily doesn't transport them elsewhere.

They then heard some voices in the nearby room, as team RWBY said in unison, "That must be Shredder...!", as the four of them and Athena peek to see Shredder in the room ahead.

"Okay, we'll defeat Shredder when the time comes, as long as there aren't enemies around. Got it?", said Ruby.

Athena nods with Yang, Blake and Weiss, "Got it.", the former saying, "But I don't see any..."

They turn around to see the Foot Clan soldiers looking at them, already having found where they were.

"...enemies.", finished Athena, bewildered.

Team RWBY were unfazed, "Aw, crap."

The girls were eventually taken to the room where Shredder was waiting inside the building.

"To be fair, that movie scene earlier makes about as much sense as this Shredder!", Athena stated further.

Ruby sighs and rubbed her eyes, asking the Shredder, "All right, so, what's the grand plan again?"

"Well, we steal things!", the Shredder said.

The leader of team RWBY carries on, "Yeah?"

"That's as far as I got.", hesitates the supervillain.

Athena evidentially substantiated, "Look, you've got a cool arcade, but I'm not going to put my life on the line for that!"

"No, it's all good. We're going to take over the city with Ninjitsu!", evilly said the Shredder.

Yang identified, "Uh, you do know they have guns out there, right?"

"We have Ninjitsu!", objected the leader of the Foot Clan.

Blake designated, "But they have guns. In fact-"

"WE JUST SAW YOU GUYS SHOOTING AT US EARLIER! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! Are you sometimes ninjas who use guns as weapons and sometimes not?!", frustratingly reasons Weiss.

Athena makes her point, "Seriously, you have nunchucks, swords, axes. Don't you think a few firearms would step things up a bit?"

"You don't understand. We're hunting Turtles. I INTERROGATED A RAT!", argues Shredder.

Ruby then presumes a moment after, "You've been smoking."

"Why are we still listening to this?", sarcastically sighs the attorney.

The Shredder demands, "THIS IS YOUR FAMILY!"

"Oh no, this isn't! You're the drunk uncle who beats up the rodent section at PetSmart!", Ruby taunted.

The supervillain calls out to his Foot Clan soldiers, "Foot Clan, destroy them!"

"Eep.", Ruby squeaked nervously, as Team RWBY and Athena say in unison to each other, "That's our cue.", before making a run for it.

Going back to the room they were in before they were captured and going up the stairs, they try to find a room to hide from the pursuing Foot Clan soldiers.

"Which room, which room?!", quickly said Yang.

Blake hoped, "There better not be any that lead us to somewhere else, because if they do, we swear to gods..."

Ruby frantically looks which door they would choose in the hallway, saying, "This one!", as the five goes inside the first door to their right.

Shutting the door as the Foot Clan soldiers pass by, the five find themselves in another place, which happens to be in the middle of the empty streets of Mantle.

"Oh my gods- Are you serious?!", Weiss exclaims, fed up.

Ruby and Yang shrugs, "Hey, at least we're safe from the Foot Clan. They'll take a while to get here, so it's best if we keep going."

"It's for the best.", Athena nodded.

Blake and Weiss accorded, "Yeah, who knew?", as they stroll through the empty streets of Mantle.

The leader of team RWBY describes, "But Raph and the gang break in...fighting off only four guards to get inside. What, do you keep killing off men to make more speeches?"

"Well, remember, he's not stupid rich yet, so maybe he couldn't afford them.", reminded the attorney.

Ruby's elder sister synopsized, "Thus, he fights the Shredder, getting his ass handed to him, like Shredder doing a roundhouse on Raphael, causing him to do side flips in mid-air and cracking his shell like a Peanut Butter M&M.", as the five watch a part where Shredder had left after cracking Raphael's shell, with no one of his guards at the scene.

"What, he just walks away? There's not even any guards left. You're literally leaving them open to being rescued!", issues Athena.

The Faunus provided, "He must be like, 'Apologies, world domination is one thing, but I am not going to miss an episode of Better Call Saul.'"

"April breaks them out by giving them an adrenaline overload, literally transforming them into Michael Bay's core audience.", summarizes the heiress.

Ruby stated as they see Leonardo, Donatello and Michaelangelo under the effects of the adrenaline overdose, talking fast and acting hyperactively, "I bet the fanboys would be saying, 'Boobs, I want boobs! Oh, my God, I just want to see explosions!'"

"Yeah! And 'Blow them up! Boom and boom, make explosions boring!', wouldn't you tell?", the orange-haired girl emulated, resuming, "They steal a truck from the Foot by...", before noticing April uses the car keys from inside the truck they're stealing, "Oh, come on, are you a super secret army or not? May fit for a plot twist, ya know."

Yang finished for her, "And they have what's, honestly, a pretty fun chase down a hill. It's stupid, but it's stupid in all the right ways. But even that has some shit that doesn't make sense. Like, we're still not sure how the hell a bo staff can flip a entire car.", when watching the scene she mentioned with Ruby, Blake, Weiss and Athena.

"Maybe it's a stupid bo staff.", theorizes Athena as they watch a snippet showing April looking out the car window to see how the Turtles were doing as another camera focuses on her ass while Vernon was driving down the snowy mountain during the chase scene, "Well, that's unlike a Bay film, showing that looking at a woman's ass can be a bad thing."

Blake imagined, "One of the turtles would be saying when saving April and Vernon, "'What about the unfunny wormy guy?' and Leonardo would answer, 'Leave him!'"

"I think this should be the next place...", Weiss said, as the five approach a nightclub in Mantle, as the five enter the place (which doesn't teleport them elsewhere), looking around the dance club as disco lights strobe all over the place.

Ruby searches, "Although we already lost the Foot Clan, Shredder might be around her somewhere..."

"Don't split up, or else there will be some unforeseen consequences and circumstances we would face if we do...", Yang told her friends, the five looking around.

Then, all of a sudden-

CRAAASH!

Someone bursts through a wall nearby the five, roaring ferociously!

"Is that...a Grimm?!", Blake and Weiss ask, as they couldn't tell from all the dust and debris in the dimmed dance club room.

Athena says, "I don't think it is...it looks like...", before seeing clearly through the dust and recognizing, "...it's Shredder!", before gasping, "Oh, no! He drank all the mutagen! He became Super Shredder!"

"Why does that makes his clothes grow too?", Ruby couldn't perceive, as the mutated Super Shredder roars again with the leader of team RWBY telling her teammates, "RWBY, weapons."

The orange-haired attorney on the other hand says as she prepares her fists, "Get ready for the most epic fight you've ever seen in your life..."

As Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Athena prepare to fight the mutated Super Shredder as the latter was about to attack...

...

...Out of nowhere, April (Trucy) comes and clutches herself on top of the Super Shredder, grabbing his arms to prevent him from attacking!

"Is that?", Ruby and Yang surprised.

Athena cheered, "Trucy! I mean, April! You're alive!"

"Do it!", April (Trucy) yelled out to the girls.

The orange-haired girl's expression turns from happiness to distress, "What...? But we can't lose you-"

"Do it now! While there's still time!", April (Trucy) says, holding the Super Shredder off.

The attorney then felt distraught at first, before she felt a brimming sense of confidence as she then takes a deep breath, before saying to team RWBY, "Shoot the ceiling!"

"But the building will start falling apart!", Blake and Weiss unsurely said.

Athena says, "Just do it!"

"Again, you sound like Shia LaBeouf when you say it.", Ruby said.

She aims her Crescent Rose and takes a shot at the ceiling, causing it to crack and finally collapsing on top of April (Trucy) and the Super Shredder.

As the five girls shield themselves from the collapsed debris not too near or far from them, the dust settles as they see a huge heap of bricks, wood and dust on top of April (Trucy) and the Super Shredder, both unconscious.

"That did the trick... He went out just like that.", Yang alleviated, "It is done."

Blake said, "We all defeated Shredder... But April..."

"...We're finally one step to the Heart of the Turtles after all...", Weiss proved.

Ruby arranged, "Now that's over with, we gotta go find out what happens next in our mission. We're near the end of it..."

"Before we go...I need to do something.", Athena told the girls.

The red-black-haired huntress asked as she saw Athena approach the rubble and wreckage on top of April (Trucy) and the Super Shredder, "What are you doing?"

Athena slowly moves to see the Super Shredder unconscious, as the attorney decides to remove his mask.

Once she removes it, she was shocked to see who it was under the Shredder guise.

Phoenix Wright.

"Phoenix... No...", consterned Athena, backing away from the rubble after finding out the Shredder's identity whilst holding the Shredder mask, "How could you...?"

Ruby asked her attorney friend, "Who is Phoenix?"

"...He's a friend of mine...from back home...", the orange-haired girl said, still horrified while she drops the Shredder mask.

Team RWBY look at each other, before saying, "Why is he the Shredder then? I don't believe that! Is this some sort of game...?"

Athena doesn't respond.

"Was the Shredder a dud all along!?", Ruby panics, overwhelmed by the mystery they've been undergoing.

Suddenly, they heard the building creak and rumble as they sensed that the building was about to collapse in on itself after they collapsed part of the building on top of April (Trucy) and the Super Shredder.

Yang warned, "The building is about to collapse! We don't have much time!"

"We gotta go!", Blake and Weiss yelled.

Ruby frantically told Athena, "Come! Before it's too late!"

Athena looks back at Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss, looking timid, insecure and worried about the revelation.

"That isn't the real Phoenix, Athena! We're so close, we need to find the answers! Please, just for once! We have to go!", Ruby tells her, holding her hand out.

The attorney then hesitates for one more moment before she finally makes her decision by simply taking the RWBY leader's hand.

The building then starts to collapse, as Ruby and Yang yelled, "RUN!", as the five of them quickly rushed to the same door they entered into the nightclub...

...and then they find themselves yet in another location in Remnant, this time in the empty streets of Argus.

"Good gods, WHAT NOW!?", Blake and Weiss said angrily as the door they went through vanished again, though they heard a collapsing sound from the nightclub, "Please tell us we're in the climax of our mission!"

"Please tell us we're about to achieve the Heart of the Turtles...", begged Yang.

Ruby notices Athena crying as she said, "What's wrong, Athena?"

"I can't believe...Phoenix was Shredder...all along.", devestated the attorney.

The leader of team RWBY puts a hand on her shoulder, "That's not him. We all know that the real Shredder is somebody else. A different person with a Japanese nationality. Surely that isn't him..."

Athena sighs.

"I'm sorry, girls. I just- I just don't get it! What are we doing wrong? I mean, we kinda saved April, we failed to disarm the bombs, and now I just found my attorney friend Phoenix had been the Shredder all along. We're absolutely...going nowhere, aren't we...?"

Abruptly, an explosion appears in front of the five girls in the middle of the empty streets of Argus, shocking the five girls.

It appeared to be a blue spiritual form of Raven, communicating with Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Athena once again.

"Don't give up just yet, girls. I sense that victory is upon you.", trusted Raven to the five.

Athena yelped, asking while confused, "How the hell are you doing that?"

"Through the art of Ninjitsu.", said Yang's mother, doing a short ninja pose.

Ruby and Yang ponder, "Uh, we're pretty sure that's not how that works. Unless that's how a Jedi does it."

"But you see, we manage to stop Shredder by the way, technically speaking.", Blake and Weiss reported.

Raven considers, "Then you all must try at least one more route."

"Okay, and what would that be?", queried Athena.

The tribal leader then told, "You all must sing a melody and prove the true spirit of the Ninja Turtles to the world. That is the final step."

"Right!", Ruby understood, before she, Yang, Blake and Weiss say questioningly in unison, "What?"

Raven instructed, "If you girls could find a way, go to the Amity Colosseum, get in front of a crowd, and sing your hearts out! Are we connecting the dots?"

"Are you saying that's where we find the Heart of the Turtles-", Athena rose an eyebrow.

Yang's mother dismissed, "Oum has spoken.", before her blue spiritual form fades away and disappears out of sight.

"Typical.", Yang said, slapping her forehead, "Amity Colisseum is across the planet! Either around Vale or Atlas."

"Presuambly the latter, it's not like if we-", Blake and Weiss tries to resolve this before team RWBY had something popped in their mind, "Oh my gods..."

"Something's not right here.", Ruby said, looking around.

Yang then said after figuring out during a moment of hesitation, "The doors..."

Athena catechized, "What do you mean by that? The doors that kept sending us to random places around Remnant?"

"Yes, Athena. But the doors took us to locations that we least expected it to be, without warning.", Ruby deduced again.

Yang added, "We believe it doesn't act like some sort of pattern, but we do believe it indicates that the next location is in fact Amity..."

"We just have to pray it works...", Blake and Weiss acknowledged, as the five then approach one of the doors of the Argus buildings nearby the girls.

Athena said, "Okay...let's hope you girls are right...", as they prepare to open the door.

They do so...

...

...and they find themselves in a hallway, which seemingly looks like the interior hallways of the Amity Colosseum.

"This is it...", Ruby presumes as she, Yang and Athena look back to see the door vanished again.

Blake and Weiss recognized, "Amity."

That was when the five girls walked across the hallway, before they heard some voices in a nearby room.

"Who's there?", shushed Athena.

Ruby paid attention, "I don't think it's the Foot Clan. We already defeated Shredder, but so far his cronies are nowhere to be found..."

The girls quietly approach the room where they heard the voices, going inside...

...

...where they see a waiting room where some of the recognized and stylish cartoon and anime characters were in, sitting down and waiting.

Some examples included characters from such shows like Spongebob, South Park, Fire Force, BNA: Brand New Animal, Cuphead, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Peanuts, Listeners, and a few others.

"...Are we in a Roger Rabbit sequel?", Athena asked, bewildered by the sudden appearance of cartoon and anime characters in the waiting room.

Ruby looked at her and answered, "I don't think so. No."

"The Turtles get to the tower to defeat the Shredder, leading to, funny enough, probably the best scene in the movie.", summarized Athena for the next part of the movie after the snow fight scene.

At that moment in the movie's elevator scene, the four turtles were waiting for the climactic battle at the top of the tower, as Michaelangelo begins a rhythm with the elevator sounds and the clacking of his nunchucks, singing; "MC Mikey... MC...", beatboxing as Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo join in the rhythm by making sounds with their weapons.

Athena described for this moment, "This could be their final mission, and yet they still take time for this random bit of silliness. It's everything that's great about the Turtles in only a couple of seconds. How can you not get sucked in?"

Soon enough, Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Athena decided to join in the rhythm of the Ninja Turtles from this part, dancing along with some lit, sleek moves.

Noticing the melody in the waiting room as team RWBY and Athena were dancing to the Ninja Turtles' elevator beat, the cartoon and anime characters started to gradually and gratefully join them.

First, Natsume (Deca-Dance) added more beatboxing sounds to synthesize the melody a little better while she dances. Then, µ (Mu), Bilin Valentine, Nir and Roz (from Listeners) dance along to the beat of the Ninja Turtles' elevator scene. And soon after, Steven Universe joined in by dancing to this too.

Even anime characters from Fire Force, such as Maki, Tamaki, Iris, Shinra, Akitaru, Takehisa, Arthur, Victor, Vulcan, Lisa and Hibana started singing to the rhythm "Go ninja, go ninja go! Go ninja, go ninja go! Go ninja, go ninja, everybody! Go ninja, go ninja go!"

Much more cartoon and anime characters join in, commencing a dance party for team RWBY, Athena, and the rest of the cartoon/anime characters.

More characters included Spongebob Squarepants with his friends Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs and Sandy Cheeks bopping their heads to the beat, with Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle joined in by dancing (probably the same way from the South Park episode Elementary School Musical) as well.

The Fire Force characters raised their voices as they kept singing, "GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO! GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!"

Even more characters that joined the dance party included Cuphead and his friend Mugman, Madoka Kaname with her friends Homura Akemi, Mami Tomoe, Sayaka Miki and Kyoko Sakura, Scooby-Doo, Tom and Jerry, Charlie Brown and his friends Snoopy, Woodstock, Linus and Lucy van Pelt, Peppermint Patty, Sally Brown, Pigpen, Marcy, Schroeder with the latter Peanuts character playing his piano; Kizuna AI, Michiru Kagemori and Nazuna Hiwatashi (from BNA: Brand New Animal), Finn and Jake (Adventure Time), Johnny Test and Johnny Bravo.

As Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Athena continued dancing with the others, just then, the Ninja Turtles' elevator beat had ended, when the Turtles arrived at the top floor as the four of them rushed out to the final battle.

"Ohh, the plot!", Team RWBY groaned loudly.

Athena was surprised and disappointed, "Aww...", along with the small crowd of cartoon and anime characters.

The five did not say a word as they decided to move past the cartoon and anime character crowd, proceeding further into the next part of the Colosseum.

"Thank you for accompanying the music!", Team RWBY and Athena politely acknowledged.

The cartoon and anime characters responded, "You're welcome!"

"The Turtles rush to the roof and have their final big battle with the Shredder.", Ruby continues the climax of the movie.

Athena reacted, "Oh, is that what this is? There's so much CG, I thought I was watching somebody playing SoulCalibur! Or Injustice!", as a cop in the movie notices parts of the tower falling onto cars below, reporting a 10-10.

"I bet that cop is like, 'That's right, a 10-10. Four giant turtles fighting a mecha metal samurai! By God, it's been a few days!'", mocked Yang.

Blake mentioned as they see Raphael seemingly defeat Shredder during the final battle as he says 'Cowabunga', "Oh, I think you could've made it more gimmicky than that. How about 'Yippee-Cowa-Mothah-Fuckin-Hasta-Ya-Worst-Nightmare-Bunga BEE-YATCH!?'"

"They stop the machine and save April, just in time for her to knock Shredder on his ass.", Athena describes.

Weiss comments as they saw April knock Shredder off as the tower was falling, "I believe Shredder was thinking, 'Well, I got a few seconds. Let me think about where I went wrong. Oh, yeah, everything.'"

"The top of the tower's falling, too, as the Turtles say their last wills as they were falling down. Heck, it'll be good for a ride to be honest.", the attorney continues.

The leader of team RWBY says when Donatello admits he likes to lick the icing of the Pop-Tarts before putting them in the box again, "That sounds like a weird culinary habit...", as another example of the scene shows Michaelangelo admitting that he did not understand the ending of Lost.

"Well, neither did we. Although we have to say that Lost was definitely a good show.", the blonde huntress commented to the next said part.

Athena resumes, "But thankfully, Raph is able to talk normally even though the scene is shot in slo-mo.", as the five watch the moment where Raphael admits his true feelings to his brothers as they were falling with the tower.

"So, if this scene is done in slo-mo, does that mean Raph in reality is so scared that he's talking super fast? It would be extremely hilarious if they went that route.", the Faunus and the Heiress both giggled.

The orange-haired girl noticed as the movie shows that they already reached the ground by the end of Raphael's speech, "Um, I think April's bones would probably be jelly, but whatever.", climaxing, "They nurse Splinter back to health, April's still out of a job, and they ride off in their Turtle Van, again, adapting to the art of invisibility."

"But...wait. We just watched a Michael Bay production and there wasn't one giant fireball explosion in the whole thing!", Ruby and Yang halted as the movie shows Michaelangelo in the final scene accidentally blowing up Vernon's van with the Ninja Turtles' van.

Athena perked up, "Ah, there it is."

"Movie felt naked for a second.", Blake and Weiss excused as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles finally reaches its end.

The attorney smiled, "And that is how Michael Bay sucked the dignity out of the Ninja Turtles."

"Looks like we're about to reach the end, everyone...", Ruby told her teammates and Athena, as the five of them reach a dark corridor leading to a blue light ahead of them.

Walking towards it, the girls suddenly heard cheering growing louder and louder as they neared the center of the Colosseum.

Once they enter, they were amazed to see hundreds of thousands of people cheering on for the five.

Seeing five microphones and a few instruments (consisting of two electric guitars and a set of drums) in the center ahead of them, Ruby looks to her teammates and Athena, asking them, "Ready to do this?"

"Let's do this.", Athena, Yang, Blake and Weiss nodded.

The five approach the microphones. Ruby holds it near her mouth as she takes a deep breath, preparing the inevitable.

Blake and Weiss begin with an epic strum of the electric guitar, with Yang begins drumming as the five began singing a parody of the TMNT theme;

Teenage Totally Awesome Warriors, Teenage Totally Awesome Warriors, Teenage Totally Awesome Warriors! Bitching over nothing! Girl power!
They're the world's most sheltered whiny geeks!

Ruby yelled, "WE'RE REALLY BADASS!"

They're heroes in a nutshell when times are bleak!

"HEY, YOU BETTER RUN!", shouted Athena.

When the evil Bay attacks, these boys'll show he's a motherfucking hack!
Teenage Totally Awesome Warriors, Teenage Totally Awesome Warriors! TV taught them 'bout the turtle teens!

"We wasted our lives to this thing!", screamed Athena as they sang.

Athena reviews bad games, RWBY reviews bad movies...

Ruby cheered whilst singing, "Son of the Mask still fucking sucks!"

And that's really all that there is...what you're hearing now are filler lyrics!

"CATCHPHRAAAAASE!", cried out team RWBY in excitement in the song's climax, causing the audience to cheer in response.

Teenage Totally Awesome Warriors, Teenage Totally Awesome Warriors, Teenage Totally Awesome Warriors! Bitching over nothing! Girl power!

Their song finishes, recieving a grand apprisal from the crowd.

"We did it!", Ruby cheered, crying tears of joy.

Yang smiled, "We finally found the Heart of the Turtles...", brimming with happiness, alongside Blake, Weiss and Athena.

"We've done it!", Ruby hollered and cheered, "Now show it to us...!"

Suddenly, a small light comes down from the ceiling, landing near where the five girls were.

The light engulfs part of the Colisseum (the effect like with Ruby's silver eyes), dying down as they saw Raven once more.

"Raven...we finally achieved the Heart of the Turtles. We even sang an awesome parody of the TMNT theme song."

Raven looks down and said, "RWBY, Athena, there is something I need to tell you..."

"What is it? That's all that's left. It's the end, right?", Yang asked her mother, still happy about their accomplishment.

Her mother said to them, "This isn't the Heart of the Turtles."

The five suddenly felt stupefied by this.

"What...?", Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Athena all asked her.

Raven saddenly tells them, "I'm afraid you're all nowhere near of getting any closer to what you're looking for here."

"What do you mean... Are you...telling us...after all this time...we haven't...found it yet!?", Ruby and Yang said, betrayed.

Blake and Weiss couldn't believe the news, "But...we came all this way! We went to Amity! We proved our melody to the world!"

"It's hard to say that the Heart of the Turtles is nowhere to be found after all...", the tribal leader said, spilling the beans.

Athena discussed, "Nowhere to be found!? Are you joking with us? This must be a complete lie! The Heart of the Turtles must be somewhere, we know it! We don't see how that could-"

That was when they made a shocking discovery.

"Oh my god...", Athena said in realization once more, "Were you trying to make us into toys? Were you trying to make us act like the Ninja Turtles?! Was this your big plan?!"

Raven calmed, "No! Nothing of the sort! I wasn't planning on it.", in all seriousness.

"Yeah, as if you're trying to sell us before you have any kind of story or characters or anything...", Ruby and Yang discerned.

Yang's mom reasons, "Well, yeah, that's kinda what the original Turtles did. But I have nothing to do with it."

"It did?", asked Team RWBY and Athena, shocked by this.

Raven explains, "Don't you remember? The toy brand was made first before the show. In fact, they had to write the episodes around the toys as opposed to the toys around the episodes. Even the graphic novel was a satire of comic books at the time. It was never meant to be taken that seriously!"

"But...we took it that seriously.", perceived the attorney.

The leader of team RWBY comprehended, "So, wait. The Heart of the Ninja Turtles all this time...was just to sell toys?"

Raven sighs and gives a definite answer;

"Yes."

Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Athena then looked sad and downcast.

Then, everything started fading excluding the five, including Raven and the entire crowd, until there was nothing left but darkness.

The orange-haired girl says, "I...don't believe it. We just don't believe it."

"Well, the biggest parts of our childhood was just a giant commercial the whole time.", team RWBY said in unison.

Athena sorrows, "Maybe that's what it was meant to be.", before the five of them then saw lights beginning to appear in the dark void they're in now, "But not how it turned out."

"Huh?", Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss interested.

Athena taught, "Look at all the ideas that have lasted over the years like Batman and Superman. There's so many different versions, because the idea has struck a chord with people."

"You think Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will do the same?", the four members of RWBY asked to be sure.

The young attorney replies, "It already is."

"Actually, you're right. There's so many variations of it. It's like Alice in Wonderland or A Christmas Carol. Everybody has their own interpretation of it.", realizes Ruby and Yang.

Athena says the first part of their overall review of the TMNT (2014) movie, "Maybe that's the best way to look at this movie. It's stupid and kind of manipulative, but it's not the final word in the franchise, it's just another version. There'll be tons of different varieties to come in the future, all of them with silly, over-the-top moments, but that's part of what we loved about them in the first place. Just say the title Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's a goofy idea, and it always will be."

"Some versions get more wrong than others, but that's part of the fun, too. Comparing them. April can be a grown woman or a 15-year old girl or a...15-year old girl. But they're always adding something new while trying to stay true to what was so crazy about the original. It's not the untouched perfection that makes it last, it's the constant changing interpretation of other artists.", Team RWBY finishes the overall review.

Just then, the void then shows many pictures of the numerous interpretations of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise, including movies, TV shows, cartoons and merchandise, as Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss and Athena look at all of them.

Blake and Weiss smiled and asks once more, "So what do you think, Athena? You think the Michael Bay version is still the worst one?"

"Probably not. But even if it was, it's all part of the experience of growing.", answered Athena, crossing her arms and smiling.

Ruby smiled back as she, as well as Yang, Blake and Weiss ensue a group hug with Athena, the latter cherishing it.

"Yeah. Ninja Turtles has gone through a lot of changes. Some good, some bad...", the red-black-haired huntress said.

The orange-haired attorney then said, "But that's what makes it last forever."

The five finish their group hug as team RWBY and Athena look at each other.

"But just to be clear, this movie is bad.", Ruby went on to say her opinion.

Athena agrees, "Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, it fucking sucks hard.", as team RWBY hummed 'Mm-hmm' in agreement, "I mean, like, I mean, really hard. It just... It sucks so fucking hard! I can't fucking take this! It's so fucking horrible! Why did you make me do this?!"


"GAAAH!"

Athena suddenly jolted awake in her sleeping bag, taking deep breaths.

And just like that, the whole review was all a dream.

She was in RWBY's dorm room, having a sleepover with the four huntresses after their trip to Niagara Falls some time ago.

The attorney turns to her right to see Ruby awake, presumably at the same time as her.

"Athena...?", Ruby asked, "What happened?"

Athena sighed, "Nothing. I had a strange dream. Me and the four of you were reviewing the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie again even though we did, without this whole globe-trotting mission or somewhat!"

"Really? Because I seemed to have it too.", the leader of team RWBY tells her.

Athena replies, "Are you telling me we have the same dream? What time is it now by the way...?", looking at her phone, "...3:00 AM in the morning? We've slept at 10PM last night... Seriously..."

Yang, Blake and Weiss suddenly yawned, slowly going awake.

"Goodness gracious. Guys, you will not believe what dream we had...", Athena tells them.

Yang assumed drowsily, "Was it that review we did last night?"

"Yeah?", Athena tilted her head.

Ruby's elder sister says, "I had a dream about it."

"So did we.", Blake and Weiss adds.

Athena was surprised before sighing, "That movie really got us there. We were going through these doors that keep sending us to different places in Remnant. There was my girlfriend Trucy who was April, and Phoenix was the Shredder in my dream, and-"

"Calm down, Athena. Just be grateful it was all a dream.", Yang groans, "I have to go back to sleep soon."

Ruby tells her, "I'm assured your friends are safe. After all, we have to admit, it was a strange dream. Hope we don't have another one of those in the near future."

"We're sure too.", Yang, Blake and Weiss supported.

Athena smiled, "Well, I, for one, am proud that none of the events we faced with the Ninja Turtles in this dream weren't real...", relieved.

That was when they saw at the other end of the room, there were other anime guest characters such as the Fire Force characters Maki, Tamaki and Iris, as well as BNA characters Michiru and Nazuna, Puella Magi Madoka Magica characters Madoka, Homura, Mami, Sakura and Kyoko, and Listeners characters µ (Mu), Bilin Valentine, Nir and Roz were all in deep slumber with their sleeping bags, revealing to have been invited to a sleepover with team RWBY

Shocked though ensured that almost all the events of their dream were not real, Athena then grabs a pillow as she turned red in anger, before burying her face in the pillow and muffling, "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Ruby, Yang, Blake and Weiss couldn't help but laugh quietly, not wanting to wake up the others, to Athena's predicament.

Ruby smiled for her lastly, "She's so funny when she does that."

End of Team RWBY and Athena Cykes' Commentary of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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