A/N: Three new guest characters will debut at the end of this chapter, who will join the crossover ensemble for Season 2 and beyond.
Team RWBY, Athena Cykes and Harley Quinn's Commentary of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (Part 2 - Final)
"So the Turtles catch a plane to Brazil where Bebop and Rocksteady are, only to find they are flying back directly under them. That's quite a coincidence!", resumed Athena Cykes.
Ruby imitates Donatello when he asks where Raphael was, "And how are we breathing up here?"
"And how can a plane fly with no tail?!", asked Athena alertingly.
The red-black-haired huntress tried to explain, "I...this tank scene is awesome.", as Yang, Blake, Weiss, Athena and Harley nod and smile in agreement.
They cheered and reacted to the awesome fight sequence between the Turtles and the two mutants Bebop and Rocksteady, the latter two using a tank while they were fighting in the airplane, then to the rapids when the plane crashes due to the fight ensuing.
"YEAH! LOVE THIS SCENE!", Team RWBY praised.
Athena lauded, "FINALLY! The Turtles fighting Bebop and Rocksteady on the big screen!"
"Yeah, did you guys enjoy that?!", Harley smiled as the other five nod and 'mm-hmm', "Good. 'Cause it's the only time that the Turtles fight Bebop and Rocksteady in the entire movie."
RWBY and Athena comment, "Lame."
"Instead, what do we get? More of Leonardo being a dick again.", told Quinn as they watched Leo speak more quotes in a few snippets of the following scenes with the Ninja Turtles; the six girls reviewing this all responded, "Worst leader ever.", before the DC girl continued, "But don't worry. Even after Laura Linney sees the Turtles with her own eyes, she still doesn't believe Casey or April about there being more mutants like them."
The attorney reacts when it shows Vincent not believing April and Casey's claims about Bebop and Rocksteady although she believes them about the Turtles, "What is wrong with her? She saw the damn things! She has no reason not to believe them!"
"There's even altered security footage with Bebop and Rocksteady that was in there, but now they're erased out, and their advanced police technology doesn't catch on that it's a fake.", described Yang, before the movie has Vincent tell April that the security footage was already checked, "Way to be proven wrong later! How the shucking shell do they even check authenticity, then?! Do they do any actual police work?!"
A knock on RWBY's dorm room door was heard.
"Who is it?", Ruby asked.
"It's Cameron."
"Hey, Cammie. What's up?", asked Ruby.
Cameron said from outside, "If you don't mind, but it seems like we may be getting a few more guests later on."
"Whoa...", Ruby and Yang perked up.
Blake and Weiss seemed to like the idea, "Doesn't sound quite bad. As long as they're friendly, new and are welcome to join."
"Wait...there's more?", Athena surprised.
Harley interested, "I never knew there's more guests joining in during this social event."
"It's applicable.", Ruby told them, "That sounds like a great idea, Cameron. Are they on their way?"
MacCloud confirms, "Already are. They'll be coming in about an hour."
"Alright then. Can't wait for more welcoming guests this week.", Ruby greeted before saying to her five other friends, "Our universe is ever so growing still. New friends expand our view of friends and teamwork, while looking out for each other along the way.", as Yang, Blake and Weiss compassionately agreed with their team leader.
Athena and Harley reply, "We can tell."; the former then abstracts, "Krang enters our world through a portal in the sky, because that's the only transportation that exists anymore, as the Turtles try to figure out what's going on.", as Donatello in the next snippet read and gets details about the Technodrome.
"Good God! I know Donatello does machines, but is there anything Donnie's technology doesn't know? You're making fuckin' Penny Gadget's book computer look like a Samsung Note 7.", comments the Maid of Mischief.
Blake then said, "They decide it's probably best if they blend in, so Leo leaves it up to his brothers to decide whether or not they should use the ooze to make them human.", as it shows Leo giving Raph the honors for doing the decision whether to take the purple mutagen or not, before Raph decides to destroys the vial of purple mutagen, "I say, fuck this pointless plot thread!"
"What? So we never see them as human?! What a missed opportunity!", the orange-haired attorney upsetted.
Harley supports, "Yeah, and for the guy who claims Leonardo makes all the decisions, he sure made a decision to smash the ooze without asking any of his brothers!"
"Talk about a pointless waste of an awesome idea!", opinioned the black-haired Faunus.
Athena outlined, "After Baxter sets up the portal, big surprise! Shredder betrays him.", as the girls watch Shredder tell Baxter that he's always been...
"A parasite?", teased team RWBY.
Harley added, "An insect?"
"A half-human, half-bug hybrid?", particularly told Athena.
Then when Shredder tells Baxter that he's always been a footnote, the six girls made a big "BOOOOOOO!", with Athena giving an thumbs down angrily.
"It was right there! Couldn't they just CG in a fly landing on him to give us hope?!", displeases Quinn.
Weiss resumes, "Well, everyone is betraying everyone, as Shredder, dressed like a ninja Eiffel Tower, is frozen like a bitch and stored with the other Smash Bros. trophies.", as the six see the said scene.
"That was our big villain.", dispirits the DC girl.
The white-haired heiress sighed, "Does Shredder ever not go out like an asshole?"
"Compared to 1987 Shredder, I guess not.", thought Athena.
The anti-heroine continued, "So April, Vern, and Casey try to sneak in and send the Technodrome back to its dimension.", as the six watch Casey confront Bebop and Rocksteady as the vigilante asks them if they remember him; "I guess Bebop's like, 'Actually, we don't.'"
"Rocksteady's also like, 'Yeah, your performance was pretty forgettable.'", mocked Athena, as it shows the big battle scene showing Vern and Casey taking care of the Foot Clan soldiers while Casey took care of Bebop and Rocksteady as they chase him with the latter mutant plowing through cars in the parking lot.
Harley continued, "And Casey's like, 'Oh, if only I had my intimidating hockey mask.'"
"Yeah, then you'd know I am a guy with anger-management issues.", Ruby imitates as Casey in the scene.
Athena then went on to comment, "But Casey locks them in a crate and potentially murders them.", as Rocksteady says a compliment to Bebop after Casey blows them with a grenade inside a crate.
"Wasted line.", excused Quinn in chagrin.
Ruby continues, "The Turtles approach Krang and try to defeat him.", imitating as Leonardo when their fight against Krang starts while the alien tells them to get off his ship, "Donnie, you heard him. Get off his ship.", also imitating as April when she and Vern fight Karai in the film, "Vern, take her on. I have tits."
"So does she!", joined in Cykes by mocking as Vern.
Ruby goes on with mimicking April, "Ehhh, it's different!", as the girls saw the Turtles take care of destroying the Technodrome by taking the core of it back to its original dimension after they took care of defeating Krang, and causing the pieces to trace to the core too.
"Yay! Science babble!", cheered the Maid of Mischief.
Yang climaxes, "So, we never do get to see the fully put-together Technodrome..."
"Techno-blows!", said Athena.
The blonde huntress recounts, "...but April is still there to report on it."
"Oh, yeah! She's a reporter. I forgot.", Harley begged her pardon as the film shows April doing another report about what happened.
The elder sister of Ruby imitates her again, "And will I ever act like I give a shit in another movie again?"
"The Turtles are rewarded by New York's dumbest and apologize for being such loudmouth idiots.", the attorney continues.
Blake and Weiss noted, "Are rewarded except for Splinter, who is just in the corner watching. Awkward. We bet Splinter's thinking when the chief acknowledges the Ninja Turtles for their heroism, 'And Splinter! I raised them, but don't pay any attention to me! I'm just the reason they exiiiist!'"
"But it looks like the Turtles are happy staying a secret in New York, so it's more of a...peaking out of the shadows?", confused Quinn before seeing the ending scene of the movie where the Ninja Turtles were on top of the Statue of Liberty at nighttime.
Blake and Weiss then mocks Mikey, "Yay! We're out of the shadows, but not really!"
"And we're being spotlighted where a lot of people can see us!", Harley also mimicked Donnie.
Athena lasty imitates Leo, "I'm so confused."
"So that was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. How was it?", Ruby ended, before she and the other five verdicted, "COWA- Eh."
They then said their overall review;
"Some things are really cool. Many of the action scenes are creative and energized, but the plot never takes a break from throwing shit at you.", Ruby and Yang told.
Athena confessed, "It's amazing seeing Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady, but it would have been even more amazing if they were in a movie that had more weight to it."
"It really is like one long version of the cartoon, which sounds perfect, in theory. I love that we get more references and fanservice, but even for Ninja freakin' Turtles, we still want a movie that makes sense.", Harley sums up.
Blake and Weiss also consummated, "Even though the original film didn't have everything, they treated it like it was a film. They took time to set things up and establish atmosphere. This movie just kind of goes from one crazy thing to another crazy thing without any of it ever adding up."
"So I guess if you want to see one long live-action version of the Turtle cartoon right down to the hokey writing and rushed subplots, this is the Turtle movie you've been waiting for.", prefers the attorney.
The DC anti-heroine finished, "But if you're looking for a movie that captures everything awesome about the Turtles, this gets it right sometimes, but feels like a mess all the other times."
"And regardlessly, where are those new guests our friends are talking about?", Ruby wondered.
Yang smirks, "Yeah, the eagerness is killing us."
"Guys!", Cameron said outside the dorm room door, "The new guests are coming any minute now!"
Ruby surprised, "Already? Okay then, we're coming now. Totally surprised!"
RWBY, Athena and Harley then got out of the dorm room where they join Cammie as they head out on their way to meet the others.
Outside, team RWBY, Athena, Harley and Cameron then saw team JNPR, Penny, Glynda, Trucy, Julian, Miranda, Caliban, Yasamin, Valentina, Kazu, Maka, Tsubaki, Blair, Ty Lee, Mai, Sinon, Leafa, Asuna, Alice, Yume, Shihoru, Merry, Akane, Shion, Yayoi, Rina, Faye, Fuu, Iki, Maki, Tamaki, Iris, Noelle, Church and Sarge waiting and seeing the next coming shuttle arriving in the Remnant atmosphere.
"What's going on?", Ruby asked Glynda, Raven and Maka.
Glynda said, "It appears that almost 10 people may be coming here as addition for the social event. It seems like they read the invitation and they're gladly interested to join."
"In case you're wondering, I may have sent an invitation for some of the new guests we haven't known before, so it'll be our first time to meet them like Cammie and the others did.", Maka told.
Trucy told Athena, "Athena, baby! They're here!", as they saw the shuttle descend and arrive at the academy in a matter of a few minutes.
"Again, who are they?", Ruby asked as she and her teammates politely push through the small crowd to see.
The shuttle safely landed, and the doors opened on the transport vehicle.
The first person to come out was a beautiful blonde woman with straight long arm-length hair that transpired with two different strands from both sides of her head. She was also wearing a sexually-looking black low-cut bodysuit, with an exposed part in the middle showing her cleavage, with her being barefoot with the bodysuit's toeless legwear.
The second person was a ninja-like woman revealing to have honey-colored hair and mahogany eyes, who wore a dark-black brassiere that was chest-wrapped and covers both her shoulders, along with a small red necklace with a single bell-like charm on it, black elbow pads, and red fingerless gauntlets on her forearms. She had a good abdomen that also had long brown thighhighs, black leg greaves, a red straight silky half-skirt that had a Japanese artistic design and a pair of blue ribbons, a gun holster on her waistline carrying six guns on front and back, and lastly Edo-styled sandals on her clothed feet.
The third was yet another girl who had brown hair and eyes, wearing a green bandana hat, as well as a green-black outfit with one of her arms having a black sleeve while the other was sleeveless. Samurai-esque fauld armor was present around the girl's small skirt, while a leg harness was on her right leg, alongside green thighhighs and Edo-gladiator-styled sandals, with the brunette holding a naginata weapon.
The fourth female had a courtesan-like figure who has grey eyes and long black hair tied in a hairbun, put together with a hair pin and decorated with three flowers. The woman wore a stylish Japanese black kimono that had orange-colored butterfly silhouettes, with the obi of her kimono being red holding together a pink sash on the abdomen that was gripped with a uwa-obi, also being decorated with a fluffy cotton-like ball. The arm parts of her kimono were drooped a bit, while she wore loose socks and sandals as well, harnessing twin pistols for her equipment.
And the last girl of the Edo-styled girls revealed to have dark purple hair and eyes, wearing a pink set of Japanese armor that reached up to the top of her legs, with one pink sleeve on one arm and no sleeve on the other, which had shoulder-padded armor with it. The pink part of her apparel reached down to her feet and was dragging on the ground floor, while the purple-haired girl also wore closed sandal boots with the halfs of it being a bit open not too low to her feet, and lastly wielded a double-bladed naginata.
"Whoa-ho-ho!", Yang sweetened, "Those girls look awesome!"
Ruby greeted, "Hi...girls... We're hosting this special social event this week, so we might've figured you recieved the message..."
"Yes, we did. We read them, we heard and we came.", the blonde ninja told everyone.
Blake and Weiss wonder, "What are your names, first of all?"
"Allow us. My name is Kasuga. And these are my fellow friends Saika Magoichi, Matsu, Nohime and Oichi."
Yang fistbumped, "Alright! You guys must be from that Edo-styled fighting game Sengoku Basara! Gnarly!"
"And just in case you didn't know, Saika's my partner.", the ninja says.
Athena cuts in the conversation, "Wait. Partner, as in...lover or as a friend?"
"...Lover.", Kasuga hesitates.
The attorney nods her head side-to-side to the answer, "Obviously."
"And what are your names, if we may ask?", Saika questions in all seriousness.
"My name's Ruby. These are our friends Yang, Blake, Weiss, Athena, Harley, Cameron, Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, Ren, Penny, Glynda, Trucy, Julian, Miranda, Caliban, Yasamin, Valentina, Kazu, Maka, Tsubaki, Blair, Ty Lee, Mai, Sinon, Leafa, Asuna, Alice, Yume, Shihoru, Merry, Akane, Shion, Yayoi, Rina, Faye, Fuu, Iki, Maki, Tamaki, Iris, Noelle, Church and Sarge. Nice to meet you all."
Oichi responds, "Glad to hear."
"So, where are you girls from? Japan?", guessed Harley.
Kasuga excused, "No. We happen to be from a place called Edo."
"Edo? Huh. It's now Tokyo, but yeah, it's pretty nice.", shrugged Harley, Ruby and Yang.
Matsu smiled, "So, what were you guys doing so far?"
"You know, getting to know each other, have fun together- The basic things.", Cameron told.
Faye then went on to say, "Who else is there?"
Then, two other people came out of the shuttle to everyone's (but the Sengoku Basara characters) expectations.
The first of the two had long magenta hair that extends all the way down her thighs, with two strands hanging in front that are weaved into a small braid, while one particularly long strand of hair called an ahoge protrudes from the top of her head, forming a curl that dangles above her face. She has a height of 5'3' (163 cm), has yellowish green eyes, and her standard attire consists of a long-sleeved white collar shirt and a gray vest slightly open in the front to reveal the front of her shirt and the purple bow below her neckline, with the attire being complete with a pair of high heels and a dark plaid skirt that cuts off a few inches above her knees, revealing the length of her legs.
And the second was quite shorter than the other (being three inches shorter), having fair skin, aqua-colored eyes and long navy-blue hair styled into a side ponytail on one side with a strand framing her opposite cheek that is held in place by a red flower clip, as well as small breasts and a slender figure despite her height.
"Hey!", Ruby greeted, "We're having this social event, and we thought-"
The red-haired girl excused, "Yeah, we know. All are welcome, one week long, sorry we came late, we're obliged to join. Name's Emi Yusa, and this is my girlfriend Suzuno Kamazuki."
"Again, the name's Ruby, and the others are Yang, Blake, Weiss, Athena, Harley, Cameron, Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, Ren, Penny, Glynda, Trucy, Julian, Miranda, Caliban, Yasamin, Valentina, Kazu, Maka, Tsubaki, Blair, Ty Lee, Mai, Sinon, Leafa, Asuna, Alice, Yume, Shihoru, Merry, Akane, Shion, Yayoi, Rina, Faye, Fuu, Iki, Maki, Tamaki, Iris, Noelle, Church and Sarge. These Edo-looking girls are-"
Emi skipped, "Yeah, yeah, they told us. Kasuga, Saika, Matsu, Nohime and Oichi."
"Okay then. Welcome to the club, girls.", accepted the leader of team RWBY.
Noelle and Harley then said, "Is there anyone else left to be introduced before we move on with our day?", politely.
Then, the last two people came out of the shuttle.
The first of the two had short turquoise-aquamarine hair accessorized with golden hair clips, and bright purple eyes that has stained red rings. She also wore a casual blue and white cut-off dress with boots colored in the same palette with a strap on her left leg. The second was a beautiful pink-haired girl with purple eyes, her hair also accessorized with golden hair clips. She wore a red-white cut-off dress with the boots having the same color pattern like the other girl, but dons a golden metallic necklace different from the other girl.
"And you must be?", team RWBY ask.
The turquoise-aquamarine-haired girl told, "I'm Eureka, and this is my girlfriend Anemone. We heard the message, we're into it, count us in. Apologies for coming late. You are, but don't tell us about the other guests because we got to know each other during the trip here.", politely.
"I'm Ruby. These are our friends Yang, Blake, Weiss, Athena, Harley, Cameron, Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, Ren, Penny, Glynda, Trucy, Julian, Miranda, Caliban, Yasamin, Valentina, Kazu, Maka, Tsubaki, Blair, Ty Lee, Mai, Sinon, Leafa, Asuna, Alice, Yume, Shihoru, Merry, Akane, Shion, Yayoi, Rina, Faye, Fuu, Iki, Maki, Tamaki, Iris, Noelle, Church and Sarge."
Faye, Fuu and Iki smile, "Glad that you can join us today for this special event."
Yang asked Glynda, "Is that all for today?"
"It seems so. Starting to get the feeling that we might get more guests than we expected there would be.", the professor told them, "May need to tell Raven about this. Who knows what other surprises lie ahead."
Cameron shook hands with Kasuga, Emi and Eureka, "Again, welcome. As you could see, we're still doing the wonderful afternoon with our own activities, and maybe you could join us for the coming days?"
The three new guests said, "We'd be glad to."
"Wanna play Ninja Turtles games for now?", suggested Athena to RWBY and Harley.
Team RWBY said, "Sounds great!", as everyone giggled.
"Haven't played it for a while! One of them is the most overlooked Turtles game, Turtles III!", Harley giddied, as everyone giggles to this while they all move back inside to the academy to continue the day.
Ruby adds, "By the way, Brian Hull is a special guest speaker today.", pointing out to Kasuga, Emi, Eureka and their friends, whilst on the way inside.
End of Team RWBY, Athena Cykes and Harley Quinn's Commentary of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Up Next: Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee and Yume's Commentary of Simon Sez
