Don't Own Dbz, Only The Oc.

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"Speech"

"Speech through phones and Text via book, notes, or newspaper... when those are around..."

"Powerful Creatures Speaking"

(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)


Pov: elsewhere.

Two saiyans freeze mid-spar in shock.

An insane power level is approaching the planet, it's not all that impressive, barely twice as strong as cell when he came back to earth after detonating himself, but the sheer evil radiating from it is what gives them pause... and not only that, it's an energy that they both know really well.

"Frieza?!" The armor wearing saiyan asks.

"Huh?" The orange one mutters, echoing his shock. "Wasn't he dead?"

Vegeta's eyes widen. "The dragon balls were used a about half a year ago!"

The two saiyans quickly step out of the gravity chamber and take off into the distance.

After a short flight they both land where the energy seems to be approaching.

A large circular ship hangs in the sky as it drifts downwards.

The two saiyans stand side by side, Goku tilts his head as Vegeta crosses his arms.

The bottom of the ship opens, hundreds of figures begin to pour out, they float in the air like a swarm of bees.

Three figures float out, followed by a fourth.

The one on the far left is a large red man with horns, in the middle is a weak looking old blue man, and the final is a tall lanky purple man.

The one floating behind them in a small hovering chair is a small white, purple, and pink changeling with two horns protruding on both sides of his head.

"Ah..." He slowly states with a small smile. "Grand! It appears the monkeys have decided to meet me head on! This saves me the effort of searching this filthy rock and dragging you out of your holes."

Vegeta chooses this moment to speak. "You should have stayed dead, Frieza."

"You silly, silly, monkeys. Do you not think I have prepared to give you a warm reception?"

"You should know how this goes, Frieza. The last time you came to earth to pick a fight, you died." Goku points out.

"I had to come here. You don't get it. It's because I'll never be able to sleep in this cosmos with you in it!" The tyrant snarls as he stands up.

He waves out a hand, causing the soldiers to fan out behind him and shoot off in all directions, all that remain are the red man, the blue man, and the purple man.

He looks back. "When I said to fan out, I meant all of you."

The three flinch, and quickly shoot off into opposite directions.

Frieza turns around, slowly floating to the ground. "Every day since I have returned was spent training intensively. I won't lose to you again."

He lands on the ground with a squeak, causing the orange wearing saiyan to smile, brown tail lashing out and wrapping around his waist. "You're a lot stronger than you were before, Frieza, I'll give you that. But in case you didn't notice, it has been a really long time and I have gotten stronger too."

"The first time we fought I made mistakes and you caught me off guard. To ensure that won't happen again I am going to take my final form from the start!" The alien snarls as a pink aura surrounds him.

The planet shudders as a pillar of flickering energy surrounds the changeling who growls and strains under his might.

"HRAAAAH!" He lets out a final scream as his power skyrockets, Vegeta and Goku's eyes widen slightly at the sheer power he is holding.

"Holy crap!" Goku gasps. "That's incredible! What sort of training did he do?!"

"You see, monkey... in my life I have never put a real effort into anything... I plan to make you suffer for that as well." The changeling seethes.

"Well, you're no pushover." Goku states before shaking his head. "What a waste of talent."

"I expected you of all people to say something like that." The lizard like alien scoffs. "Now go on... channel that super saiyan glow I hate so much."

Goku looks to Vegeta. "Dibs!"

"DAMN IT KAKAROT!" Vegeta snarls, eyebrow twitching wildly.

"I called dibs!" The orange wearing man grins.

"Tch." The armor clad saiyan growls.

"Ehehe." Goku grins as he scratches the back of his head.

His face falls into a serious glare as he grows about an inch taller, red fur sprouts across his body, and his hair lengthens slightly.

"You shouldn't have come here Frieza. Now you've gotta deal with me." The saiyan growls.

"You know, I said you were monkeys, but here you go, looking even more like the part." The tyrant huffs. "It doesn't matter. This Goku's pelt will look just as good on my wall."

The tyrant blurs forwards, fist rocketing towards the super saiyan four's chest, but he jumps over the attack easily, landing behind the tyrant.

"You're gonna have to try harder than that, Frieza." The saiyan growls.

The changeling whirls around, lashing out with a spin kick which the saiyan blocks with one arm, his hair is ruffled by the force of the attack as his feet sink into the ground.

With a kick, the changeling is rocketed up into the sky, the super saiyan four quickly follows behind, reappearing just as Frieza rights himself and punches the changeling right in the chest.

He is launched a fair distance away from the punch, but he swiftly returns and lashes out with three quick punches, the first two are blocked by one of the saiyan's arms, but the last slips through and crashes into his jaw, snapping his head to the side.

He is slid through the air, coming to a stop about twenty feet back.

He smirks as he looks over. "You're going to have to try a little harder than that Frieza."

"Is this all the power you have?" The tyrant asks. "I hate to say, Goku, but I am disappointed."

The super saiyan four reappears in front of the tyrant and sends him flying with a right hook to the nose, he reappears behind the recoiling changeling and kicks him in the back, rocketing him downwards.

He breaks his forced flight with a snarl, purple blood dripping down his face.

"I could say the same." Goku smirks as he floats in front of the tyrant with his arms crossed.

"Well, well. our monkey's wearing even bigger britches now."

"That's right." The super saiyan four states.

The two disappear, crackling explosions echoing all around as they blur about the sky, interlocked in a desperate struggle.

The fight is very one sided, however.

With every punch frieza lands, goku lands ten more, with every attack, most are dodged and countered.

The saiyan looms above the small changeling with his arms crossed. "You've lost, frieza. If you don't leave right now, I'll put you back in hell where you belong."

"Well now... had I not trained so hard I might just be the slightest bit scared." The white and purple alien hums.

"HRAGH!" The changeling roars as his body bulks up, he grows two feet taller, a ridge appears above his eyebrows as a white mask slides into place above his mouth, his eyes become solid red as plates of armor appear on his forearms, shoulders and shins, two spikes slowly protrude from his back as two armored ridges raise from his skull, protecting the large gem on his head.

The super saiyan four's eyes widen. "What the-"

A hand smashes into his cheek rocketing him into the ground.

A bulky figure lands just in front of the crater the saiyan's body created.

"Well now..." A deep and menacing voice echoes out as the figure slowly prowls towards the prone saiyan, his footsteps squeaking on the ground as his several hundred-pound body leaves indents in the dirt. "Not so chatty anymore, are we, monkey?"

He reaches down and picks up the super saiyan four by the leg, ignoring the feeble kick against his side with the other one.

A fist hammers into the changeling's face, turning its head to the side as it is launched across the crater and bounces off the far wall.

The first super saiyan four is dropped into the ground as a second looks down at him. "Damn it Kakarot. Of course, you would fuck this up."

The first saiyan, wearing gi pants gets up and rolls his shoulders. "Well, I didn't expect for the guy to have an entirely new form."

"Tch." Vegeta scoffs. "Just my luck. We'll both have to take him on from here on out."

They both get into stances as the large menacing alien lands a short distance away.

"Think we can take him?" Goku asks.

"We have to, dumbass." Vegeta scoffs. "If we can't, the planet's doomed."

They both lunge forwards towards the galactic emperor who rushes forwards with a roar. "You dare strike back at your owner Vegeta?!"

Vegeta barely manages to twist out of the way of a punch as Goku slams a knee into the tyrant's stomach, they split up to avoid the tail smashing into the ground in between them and each shoot an energy wave at the changeling from opposite sides.

He floats up to avoid the two beams which clash just below him, and fires two ki blasts that strike the super saiyan fours head on.

They are blown back as the fifth form changeling falls from the sky, rocketing towards the gi wearing saiyan, his foot crashes into his chest, forcing the super saiyan four into the ground.

A ki blast smashes into his back suddenly, causing him to growl as he turns around, energy orb in hand.

Another ki blast smashes into the side of his head, staggering him to the side as the prone saiyan leaps to his feet and lands a punch on the large alien's face.

The second saiyan rushes forwards and slams a kick into his midsection, causing the alien to slide back, two trenches carved in the dirt as it stopes its movement.

The two saiyans rush forwards as the fifth form changeling swings its arms down, fists interlocked-

There's a shrill squeak as a figure appears, the changelings' fists smash directly onto his head as the two super saiyan four's punches pass by his sides, impacting the changeling's stomach and blasting him back.

The figure is a red haired teen with red eyes and a red monkey tail, wearing a black gi with a white cloth belt.

He lets out a low hum as he rubs the top of his head with a small head tilt, he looks back to the two super saiyan fours.

"You?!" Vegeta asks with a small growl.

"Oh cool! He's back!" The other grins.


Pov: returned

A fist smashes into the top of my head as I complete my teleport, I bring up a hand and rub the spot briefly as I turn to the two furry men behind me, one is wearing a martial arts gi pants, and the other has blue spandex and pointed saiyan armor shoes.

"You?!" Vegeta, the spandex one asks with a growl.

"Oh cool! He's back!" The other grins.

I look the other way as a power spikes wildly, a large bulky figure bursts into view, he lets out a growl of rage as he looms over me. "Damn you monkeys! Where do you keep coming from?!"

The saiyans behind me raise their guards as he swings a punch at my face-

I stop his punch with one finger.

"Wh-" The changeling is definitely surprised; he staggers backwards with wide eyes. "What the hell?!"

I turn to the saiyans. "Are you serious?! You both kept your pride instead of going god?!"

"A saiyan's greatest strength is his pride!" Vegeta responds.

"Well, yeah, but if you had gone god, EITHER of you could have wiped the floor with this chuckle fuck."

I gesture to the fifth form Frieza.

I turn and narrow my eyes at him. "I'm pretty sure he's also hiding another form. You probably wouldn't have been able to take that."

"Another form?!" Vegeta hisses.

"I got that feeling as well." Goku frowns. "He wouldn't be this cocky if that was all of his strength."

"Who the hell are you supposed to be, monkey?" Frieza hisses.

"Hm? Are you talking to me?" I ask.

"Who else?" He scoffs. "It appears I did a poor job at exterminating your race considering how many stragglers keep popping up."

"Oh? You are the one who exterminated my race?" I ask with a small smile.

"I am." The deep voiced Frieza snarls. "Their usefulness ran its course."

"I see." I slowly nod.

I reappear in front of him in an instant and gut punch him, he folds around my fist, letting out a gasp that barely passes his thick bone mask as he is rocketed into the sky.

"I could... follow it. Barely." Goku whispers to himself.

I turn back to the two super saiyan fours. "First off. If you two aren't going to become god and stick to that worthless pride of yours, you are doing it wrong."

"Worthless pride?!" Vegeta snarls.

"You can have pride when you are strong." I state while looking down slightly.

I smack away a beam headed for my back without even looking.

"But as you are now, there should be no pride in your weak transformation. There is a way to more than double the strength of your super saiyan transformations. It was what I did to my basic super saiyan form back when I was... mortal... it made super saiyan one more than twice as strong as super saiyan two."

A fist hammers into my back, followed by a second.

I look back at the changeling. "Honestly dude. I'd just turn into whatever other thing you've got up your sleeve. You won't be killing me in that form."

His fist hammers into my nose as I stare blankly at him refusing to even move.

"…"

"Fine." He hisses. "I will show you the form which will be your death."

He hops backwards and lets out a roar as a golden aura flairs to life around him, his body steadily changes to a golden shimmer. "HAAAAAGH!"

The ground shakes, a bright flash explodes from his body, and suddenly, standing there is a fifth form golden Frieza.

He poses dramatically, arms by his sides. "It may be a bit gauche, but you may call this... Golden Frieza."

"His power..." Goku whispers.

I wordlessly power up into super saiyan, but without accessing god evolution, my hair turns blue as a blue and black aura surrounds me.

I hold out a hand and shoot a kiai wave at the golden warrior.

A large hole is punched through his entire torso.

He staggers back as I do another palm strike towards the air.

His head is completely taken off as I fold my hands behind my back and let out a low hum.

His headless corpse falls to its knees and collapses into the dirt. "Well... he was certainly powerful... about three times my base... but if I toyed around with him, he would have blown up the planet."

I turn to the saiyans and smile. "You two need to learn how to deal with your own problems. Lose your pride or get stronger."

"And while we are on the topic of growing stronger... allow me to show you a goal you should be reaching for in all of your super saiyan stages."

My body bulks up to ridiculous levels. "Surely you have seen this form, correct?"

"Tch. Why would we ever use such a useless form?" Super saiyan four Vegeta snarls.

"It's one half of an even greater super saiyan transformation. It's like Oozaru to your super saiyan four."

My muscles shrink even further than my base, frankly I look a little anorexic.

"This is the other half... I call this Grade Three B while the bulky form is Grade Three A."

Goku drops from his super saiyan four form and slowly walk around me. "Oooooh! Does it increase your speed instead of decreasing it? At the cost of power?"

"It does." I nod. "This form is much more useful than three A if I am going to be honest, but the real potential of super saiyan comes from combining the two forms. You can do this in any super saiyan form, by the way. Literally any of them. Super saiyan one, two, three, four, heck, if someone ever discovers a five you'd probably be able to do it there as well."

My body bulks up slightly.

"This is the perfected super saiyan state. The full strength of A, with the full speed of B."

"ooooooh." Goku blinks as Vegeta lets out a scoff and drops from his super Saiyan four form.

"Now. Although this'll make your super saiyan four states slightly less pathetic than they were- bringing them up from a fifth of the strength of saiyan god's multiply all the way to a fourth. You won't stop there. If you fully perfect the new form, mastering it to a point where you can remain in it at all times, your power will drastically increase by about... fifty percent. Meaning that your super saiyan four transformations will be just under half as strong as saiyan god. Push that mastery further, then you'll nearly reach Saiyan god's base strength."

"All that effort... just to match saiyan god?" Goku mutters to himself.

"Yep. That's why I said just go for saiyan god." I nod as I drop from my super saiyan form. "You can just stack super saiyan on top of it... if you could do that you wouldn't need my help to defeat him."

"You call yourself a saiyan? Where is your damn pride?! Using power that isn't your own?!" Vegeta snarls.

"It is my power. The ritual is to merely jump start it... to unlock your potential for that power... you assume the transformation, sure, but it is only temporary... my first time as a saiyan god barely even lasted ten seconds. Do not for a MOMENT even insinuate that all of my efforts in mastering this form is less than your own."

"You, who would be nothing more than a pathetic weakling without my guidance has zero right to claim that I have no pride... that I took the easy way out. Had I focused on super saiyan four instead of the strange new power I discovered by merely accident I can guarantee I'd have figured out super saiyan five by now... hell, even super saiyan six! Maybe even seven!"

The ground shudders briefly before I let out a long breath.

"Wow... you have a gift... I don't remember ever being that pissed off before." I scoff.

"The only reason I saved you this time is because my boss told me to." I state. "Now. You all should probably go deal with those numerous soldiers flying across the planet... hell, you know what? I'll even lend you a hand."

I hold up a hand above my head, locking onto the highest power levels across the planet. 'there's piccolo... ignore that one... Gohan... ignore- actually It'd probably be better to target the ones that feel 'evil'

Ah. Much easier. I was about to kill Roshi and Tien if I kept it the way it was.

A flurry of blasts leave my hand and begin shooting out in all directions like bullets fired from a gun, each about the size of a gumball.

I continue shooting my attack, power levels are being snuffed out rapidly. Every second results in hundreds of lives gone.

After about five seconds of firing I stop and look back to the two saiyans. "I'd go catch that powerful purple guy before he kills whoever he is fighting."

I bring a hand to my head and begin trying to relocate the time nest. "I'll probably drop by every now and then. Anyways, see you later fairly pleasant saiyan one. And fucking annoying saiyan two. I'll learn your names the next time I am here."

Man. Conton is like an absolute beacon of power... much easier to teleport to the place than to leave it seems...

with a squeak I disappear from earth.


I reappear in the kitchen, Chronoa sitting where Towa sat and using the Demon as a chair as she remains on her hands and knees.

"Chronoa." I deadpan.

"She ate my food." Towa whispers, defeatedly.

"Yeeees, Nion?" The kai asks.

"I get that Towa is our prisoner, but frankly, you are being a total bitch right now."

"WH- what?!" The kai flinches. "I-I-"

"Look, I get it, Towa made your job considerably harder. She has ordered her big brute to murder and brutalize a load of people. But at the same time, there's a limit of what's actual punishment and what's just tormenting her for no good reason. I was a victim of her brute, in fact, but at the same time, not even I am alright with the crazy shit you have been making her do! I mean really, smashing her head into the table and using her as a stool is one thing, but eating her food?! That's torture!"

She opens her mouth to say something, but closes her mouth. "Right. Saiyan. You would think that taking away food is a larger punishment than legitimately hurting you."

"But I'm your boss!" The kai pouts. "You cant call me a bitch! Even if I have been being one!"

"She admits it..." Towa breathes.

"Shush, you." The kai growls. "You've hurt a lot of good people."

"You've been tormenting me all year!" The demon responds. "Dear god just put me in the crack of time or KILL ME at this point! Either would be better than this ceaseless agony!"

Chronoa pouts at me. "Fine. I don't get why you are defending her, but I'll lay off on my button pushes... some of them, at least."

"I'm defending her because under all of that shit taste in apparel, smug bitchyness, and laziness is a legitimate person. An evil scummy person, mind you, but a person nonetheless."

She stands up and walks to the door scroll in hand. "Nice job dealing with Frieza by the way... if not a little brutal."

"Eh, he's the type of guy who'd blow up the planet the second he is losing."

"You're right." The kai nods. "In the original timeline he did."

"Oh. Lucky that I killed him quickly, then." I hum.

The kai bows her head slightly. "Thank you for your work, but now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to think about how to announce that there's a new Changeling transformation."

I hear the door close as she walks out the front door.

"Ah well. Back to cooking." I shrug as I walk back over to the stove and turn it back on. "How many pancakes do you want?"

"Two." Towa weakly responds as she gets back into her chair, brushing off her hands.

"Okay." I shrug as I return to the pancake batter.

"So... what was all that about?" Towa quietly mutters.

"Eh." I hum. "Frieza got revived by his minions, trained for six months, then came to earth with a power level far surpassing what majiin buu ever achieved, then he pulled out Cooler's fifth form and another transformation that made him three times stronger than my base form... which is astounding because before I became a god I had a power level of half a billion, and this form multiplied that by thousands upon thousands of times."

I flick the spoon around in my grasp as I dip out a couple small portions of batter. "So I get there, and I'm thinking like 'that's complete and total bullshit. How does someone who had a power level of only one hundred million reach god levels in six months', the galactic tyrant was kicking super saiyan four Goku and Vegeta's ass in his fifth form... not counting his strange new form. So like, that timeline would be fucked had I not been there."

I look down at the pan and let out a low hum. "It's just so fucking annoying. Do you know what sort of bullshit I did to get this strong?! I figured out a new transformation! I mastered it to a point where it forcibly took over my base! I fought dozens of my own clones actively trying to MURDER me in the time chamber! Breaking my body over and over again just to get zenkais! Yet this pale motherfucker. In six months... six months of beating on someone WEAKER than fucking ZARBON! Manages to not ONLY surpass cell, but Buu, Goku, Vegeta, the fucking SAIYAN GOD TRANSFORMATION! What sort of bullshit is that?!"

I let out a long breath as I flip the pancakes, they are a nice golden brown.

"Sorry for ranting at you, Towa, but my god. This makes me soooo fucking angry. What next?! Is someone going to wish on the dragon balls to become the strongest in the damned universe?!"

"It's alright." The demon waves off. "I'm a researcher... I've spent my entire life researching in how to make perfect subjects. Primarily to destroy the time patrol, of course, but also for fun and just to see how far I could go. If some other evil scientist showed up, took one look at all my work that I've spent years perfecting, then turned around and made something BETTER in a couple of minutes, I would also be frothing with rage."

"But it doesn't make any sense for Frieza to become that strong..." Towa mutters. "Training requires an opponent of equal strength. Frieza training with someone of Zarbon's strength would be meaningless for him."

"I know, right?! That's such bullshit!" I growl as I flip the pancakes into a plate and place them on the table. "Breakfast is served... again."

Towa looks me dead in the eyes. "Nion. I will never forget the kindness you have shown me. When I break out, and kill your bitch of a boss, I will pay you back tenfold."

I scratch the back of my head. "You see, because she's cute... and well, my boss, I'm sort of morally obligated to stop you from doing that?"

"Wait... a-are you attracted to her?!" The demon asks with wide eyes.

"Eh." I slowly blink. "Debatable. Probably. But I have my reasons."

"First off. Strong willed women. A trait that all saiyans like. She's about as strong willed as they come. Secondly... I am ageless. My hair no longer grows, my muscles remain the same despite my increasing strength, I will live forever... I can't just go out and fall in love with some Saiyan or human girl. They'd die in a measly fifty to one hundred years. I can realistically only go for long-living races like Kais."

"Didn't you only become a god like... last year?"

"I mean, yeah, but I don't want one of my first memories of being a god to be tremendous heartbreak. That sounds like a not so good time."

"Er... Right." Towa mutters as she pour syrrup over one of the pancakes.

"So, uh." She begins trying to move on from the incredibly awkward conversation. "You are pretty smart for a Saiyan... I saw some of your schematics in your room, and you built this-"

Her eyes narrow. "Restraint. Correct?"

"I did." I slowly nod.

"Normally saiyans would rather be training than studying. You are an outlier in more ways than one, no?"

"Firstly. Do not snoop around my house and look at my things. Secondly. I find that making stuff that should be impossible fills me with almost as much joy as fighting does."

"hm. I understand that feeling." Towa hums. "Back when I was... free... I was doing some research on Saibamen."

"I sort of gathered that from the numerous times you were stealing saibamen." I deadpan.

"Saibamen are fasciating." The woman hums.

"They really are." I agree. "I actually have a saibamen as well... and, well, after a little trial and error I've made him absolutely horrifying."

"Oh? What power level did you get it to? I bet I managed to get mine to grow far better than yours!" The demon smirks.

"Oh, he's pretty strong... the last time I checked about two years ago he reached about one hundred and eleven million in his base form."

The woman smirks. "Well... I've managed to bring a saibamen all the way up to eight billion!"

She brings a hand to her mouth and chuckles.

"Eight billion? What sort of bullshit did you do to it?"

"I simply enveloped it in growth fluid while enhancing its growth with Kiri and dark magic... then I combined twenty of them into one being."

"Oh... I just grew mine in soil saturated with ki then fed it fruits."

"Fed it... fruits?" She asks with a frown.

"Don't worry about it." I shrug as turn and place the pan in the sink.

I glance over and frown, letting out a long sigh. "Damn it. Why'd Chronoa tell me to watch you? Now I can't go out and train!"

"You could always let me go." The demoness smiles brightly.

"Err... I'd rather not... you'd probably just snap the bones of some child... again."

"Can you please stop holding a grudge about that?" The demon woman mutters as she looks away guilty.

"Have you ever actually apologized for that?" I ask. "No. You haven't. I'll be holding a grudge until then."

The demon pouts and looks away. "I'm sorry for telling Mira to break your bones..."

"It's fine. I broke his so we're even now. I forgive you."

I walk out of the room. "Now I'm going to take a shower. Then I'll see about pawning you off to someone else so I can get in some training."

"NOT CHRONOA!"

"She probably has better things to do..." I shrug. "So not her."

I step into my room and close the door behind me.

'ugh. I swear. This is like a damned harem anime. If Chronoa moves in and I have to deal with their constant bickering I'm going to get pissed.'


Frieza is dead! Again! Plus Nion has gotten a new roommate! Fun!

Also I think I may take a small break from this, not to make another fic, mind you, but I've been writing almost non-stop for the past couple of weeks and I need a small break.

Power Levels:

Goku: 440,000,000
SSJ4 Goku: 1,760,000,000,000

Vegeta: 450,000,000
SSJ4 Vegeta: 1,800,000,000,000

(As for why vegeta is slightly stronger than goku, vegeta has had some experience in the oozaru form, thus he needed less time to fully achieve ssj4.)

Frieza:
Form 1: 4,150,000,000
Form 4: 1,000,000,000,000
Form 5: 5,000,000,000,000
Golden Fifth Form: 250,000,000,000,000

Guest reviews:

Guest 001: Technically vegeta found out from being trained by Whis, so far the only ones who have discovered how to use it have been the saiyans who have fought against Nion. They are mooching off his divine aura.

JustAFan123: Yep, pretty strong!

connor j. fowler: most events will still happen, some may be skipped, but the U6 v U7 will still happen, as will the tournament of power.

Kaiocock: it's a compitetion!

Alta: Fu alternative. Yikes. That's a thought. As for meeting other canon characters, eh, it's possible. Eventually.

Guest 002: yep! They are a fun little trio.


I'll see you all whenever!