Tangleshipping (Ryouta x Ryuzaki x Roba x Haga)
It was just your average Christmas party. Of course, a good half of the invitees had opted not to show up, so it was small, but still average.
You walk in, and there's the average splashes of water in the front room, probably from the snowy boots. There's a Christmas tree in the living room just down the hall, where a couple of boys are arguing over the ornaments. One of them insists that he should be allowed to hang his tyrannosaurus rex ornament, which has a Santa hat and so is a lot more Christmas-like than the spiders that the other boy is hanging on the tree. But the boy with the spider ornament argues that hanging spiders on the tree is a legitimate Christmas tradition in Ukraine, to which the dinosaur boy replies that they're not in Ukraine. And underneath the tree, there are plenty of oddly shaped packages, including one that looks suspiciously like a harpoon.
In the kitchen, a tall tan boy talks on and on about the benefits of salt water over freshwater, while a shorter, blue-haired boy attempts to juggle several pans of baking cookies, a turkey, and all of the miniature version of him that must his brothers who are scampering around the room, talking wildly and hurting more than helping.
Just an ordinary Christmas party...
No, never mind, this isn't even remotely normal.
A/N: ...XD that's all I have to say about this one. Next is Taleshipping (Siegfried x Leonhart) Incest...sigh.
