Kiss My Ass.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.
Chapter 1: Too Far
Kurt Hummel-Anderson's pants and underwear were being pulled down by Noah Puckerman after Kurt got mad and yelled, "Kiss my ass, Puck!" Soon, Kurt and the others were telling Noah to stop. In no time at all, Noah was kissing Kurt's pucker before he started tongue-fucking Kurt's ass. After making Kurt come, Noah looks around the room before leaving Kurt's house.
A week later, Kurt found himself in a motel room with Noah for the seventh time, kissing and tongue-fucking him. After that, Noah stripped naked in front of Kurt and told him to kiss his ass. They knew what they were doing was wrong since Kurt was still married to Blaine. Yet, they didn't care at this point. Not even when Kurt was fucking Noah's ass as Noah was screaming, "Fuck my ass, Princess! Oh, fuck me now!" repeatedly, until Noah came.
It wasn't until Blaine and Quinn caught Noah fucking Kurt a month later that they realized what they had done. Kurt held onto Noah as he said, "Blaine, we haven't been together since Tracie died."
And Noah says to Quinn, "And I haven't fucked you or anyone else since before Tracie was born." Blaine says nothing and throws some divorce papers at Kurt before leaving.
Quinn crosses her arms and says arrogantly, "Well, you finally got one of my men. I hope you're both happy together and don't come back to me when you're ready for a baby." Both men get up as Quinn storms out and they try to run after her. Then they realized they were still naked.
After the divorce, Kurt moved in with Noah. Soon after that, neither man talked much to anyone else. They both tried to talk to Quinn, but she ignored them and blocked them on Facebook after what happened. Once he realized Kurt was right. Blaine eventually forgave them after the divorce was finalized.
One day, Kurt was curled up on Noah's lap with only a blanket covering him as they were watching TV. Then Noah puts his hand under the blanket and starts running a finger along Kurt's pucker. Soon the TV was off, and Noah was carrying Kurt to their bedroom. Before long, Noah and Kurt were tongue-fucking each other. Noah was the first to blow his load before both men started sucking each other off.
Then Noah began to pound himself into Kurt, and after he came in Kurt's ass, Kurt mirrored his actions. Noah soon says, "I was raped a week before I tongued your ass. I don't remember what happened because I was drugged. Let's just say, I woke up in the hospital after drinking a Rum and Coke some chick gave me. Then when I woke up in the hospital a nurse told me I was mugged and raped. I know you knew I was checking you out before we got into that fight. I thought everybody saw my hard-on when I tongued your ass in front of everybody. Kurt, being your partner, this past year has been a life-changing experience for me.
As Noah says this, he grabs some keys before taking Kurt to his gun closet, where he puts Kurt down. Then he says, "I wanted to show you my gun closet when you moved in, but I was afraid you would think that I was turning into your dad or something." Soon, Noah opened the door, and Kurt was surprised to see all the weapons. Then he got down on his knees and gave Noah the finest blowjob of his life.
Kurt then looks up at Noah after swallowing his load and replies, "Noah, I can't wait to have a daughter with you. By the way, the fight began when you said my dad was my first crush twice. Before I knew it, you were kissing my pucker. I barely remember saying, "Kiss my ass." Anyway, I still remember the nude picture you sent me along with directions to the motel the next day. I can't believe how this all started."
Soon they were back in bed cuddling naked, and Noah held Kurt in his arms as he said, "I was holding Tracie in my arms last after she died. The nurse had to remove her from my arms because I wouldn't let go of her. She was reminding me of Beth, and I just couldn't let them take her." Then, Noah squeezed Kurt tighter before saying, "Beth might not be dead, but I know how you felt."
After that, the men stopped wearing clothes when they were alone at home and only dressed when they were outside. Or if Kurt's parents or Norah and Sarah were there. One day, when Norah was there, she asked to talk to Kurt in private. As soon as they were alone, she said, "I was the one that discovered Puck the day he was raped. He doesn't know it was me that found him, and I would like to keep it that way. Anyway, he was saying, "I'm sorry, Kurt." After I found him, Santana told me about your divorce. She had to, as Blaine vented to her about it when she dropped by my house. Quinn has been venting to me, too, and it started when she and Blaine caught you two together. I didn't tell her about the rape, but Sarah did. Please let Carole or your father know if you have concerns about that." Norah would have said more, but Noah comes into the room before she can.
Rachel calls Kurt the following week, but he hears Jake yell at someone, saying, "I asked them to come here, so they could help talk some sense into you."
Then Quinn is overheard saying, "Why do you care if I'm with your dad? It's not like he's planning to go back to your mom. Also, he's straight and available!" Then Santana is heard screaming in Spanish for twenty minutes. During Santana's rant, Kurt turned on the speaker to let Noah hear what was being said.
After that, Jake is heard saying, "Quinn, I know our dad doesn't have the greatest record when it comes to women. Why would you want to do this to yourself? You tried to keep Kitty away from me and Puck. Now you're dating our dad? "
In reply, Noah apologized, "I'm so sorry, Quinn. Again, I never meant to hurt you."
Then Quinn screamed, "You shouldn't be saying that! I need to hear it from Kurt! I was with you when I cheated on Finn! And Kurt had an affair with Puck! Kurt has destroyed two lives!"
As Blaine says, "It was my fault he did that! If I had just talked to him and not pushed him away, you might be our baby mama this time."
Quinn scoffs and grumbles, "Once again, I was dumped by Rachel." Rachel ended the call, and Noah was down on his knees, giving Kurt a blowjob.
Before long, they were in bed again, and Noah had his head on Kurt's stomach, staring at Kurt's penis as he replied, "I heard what my mom said to you, Kurt."
As he turned his head to look at Kurt before replying, "You helped me get over what happened to me. When we started meeting at that motel. I thought this would be just a fling, then you would return to Blaine before he discovered anything. Then I started missing your touch or the feel of your skin when we were apart. I watched Brokeback Mountain and cried, thinking, "What if that was us?"
Then, Kurt chuckled and asked, "Why can't I quit you?"
Before they proceed to have a pillow fight, after Noah says, "Kiss my ass!"
Chapter 2 will be up soon.
