Snarkshipping (Seto x Jonouchi x Honda)

(One that I missed, I'm plopping it back into place.)


If there was a God, He was probably laughing right now. Seto glared up at the ceiling as though his eyes could burn holes straight to heaven.

"You just gonna stare at nothing, or what?" said the voice of Jonouchi, muffled through a huge bite of food.

Seto folded his arms, keeping his eyes firmly on the ceiling.

"It's preferable to looking at your face."

He heard the whoosh of the eraser soaring through the air, and caught it without even looking at it.

"Why don't you control your dog?" he said, directing the comment to Honda, who was sitting on the other side of the desk.

He caught a glimpse of Honda smirking out of the corner of his eye. Jonouchi threw a pencil at Honda.

"You shut up," Jonouchi said.

"I didn't say anything," Honda said, but his smile was way too broad.

Jonouchi raised his hand to throw something else, but then realized that that was his onigiri he was about to fling, and decided to shove the whole thing into his mouth instead. Seto groaned inwardly. Of course, one of the few days he had decided to actually come to school because he needed to talk to Yugi about something, the bastard had to be sick and leave him alone with these two imbeciles. Hell, Seto wouldn't even mind Anzu's company at this point – at least she had some kind of sensibility, when she wasn't making friendship speeches at him. And she seemed to be able to keep these two under control.

"Hey, Kaiba, you gonna eat your lunch or what?" Jonouchi asked.

"You're not getting my lunch, Jonouchi," Seto growled.

He felt around with his chopsticks, trying not to look at Jonouchi and Honda while he found a sushi roll and popped it into his mouth. He then realized that not looking at them was probably going to be a problem as he caught a flicker of motion from Honda's side of the table.

He slammed his hand on the table, and Honda dropped his chopsticks, which had snagged a sushi from Kaiba's box.

"You don't have to be so violent," Honda said, grinning like an idiot. "There, look, now it's on the table – you don't want to eat it now, do you?"

"Ha! I bet Kaiba's a finicky eater!" Jonouchi said. He stabbed the sushi with one of his chopsticks before Seto could snag it.

"Give that back, dammit, mutt," Seto said.

"Come and get it, rich boy," Jonouchi said, dangling it in the air.

Seto almost snatched for it, but realized that would look really stupid, and was exactly what Jonouchi wanted him to do.

"Never mind," he said. "I don't want that thing anymore...now that it's got dog slobber all over it."

Jonouchi's face went bright red. He flung the sushi at Kaiba, and it hit him on the forehead.

"I swear, I'm gonna kill you one of these days," Jonouchi said.

"With sushi?" Seto said, smirking. "I'd better watch myself."

He reached down to pick up the sushi – he was definitely going to just throw it away now – and noticed...

His entire lunch box was missing.

His head snapped up, but Honda was already at the classroom door and Jonouchi was scrambling out of his seat.

"Run, Jou, I got it!" Honda shouted

Jonouchi laughed and bolted after him.

"Get back here!" Seto said, leaping from his chair. He darted after them.

"Fetch, rich boy, fetch!" Jonouchi shouted over his shoulder.

"I will rip your throat out and feed it to you!"

"Ooh, Jonouchi, I think he means business! Run, run!"

It was their laughing that really got to him. When he caught them, he was going to be sure to bruise their windpipes so badly that they'd never laugh again. Seto growled and ran a little faster.


A/N: Haha, I feel like Jonouchi and Honda would totally bully Seto if he started coming to school again. I think that together they'd really be able to push his buttons. X3 Next is Snareshipping (Jonouchi x Otogi).