Snareshipping (Jonouchi x Otogi)
(So I somehow skipped over three shippings on the list...so I'm going to post those before I post Slateshipping. Sorry PandaTeddyClaws, it's coming today, I promise.)
"You're an asshole."
"Says the mutt."
"I rest my case."
Anzu glanced up from the soup she was stirring on the stove.
"How long have they been at that?" she asked, as she taste tested the miso.
"An hour? Two?" Yugi said.
His violet eyes lifted from the fish he was busy cutting and moved out towards the doorway into his living room. Jonouchi and Otogi sat cross-legged on either sides of the table, glaring at each other over a board.
"You're just jealous cause I'm better at games than you," Otogi said.
"As if! The only reason you keep winnin' this piece of crap is because you designed the damn thing! Let's play Duel Monsters instead, I'll whup you!"
"Ha! If you play Duel Monsters the way you play Dungeon Dice Monsters, I'll defeat you easily."
"Why you –"
Jonouchi leapt to his feet, fists clenched. Otogi flicked a die at the boy's forehead, and Jonouchi stepped back, rubbing at his head.
"Cheater!"
"Sit down and play, mutt, or are you afraid I'm going to win again?"
"Not a chance!"
Anzu sighed.
"I wish the others would get here soon," Anzu said. "Maybe then they'd stop going at each other so incessantly. If they keep going, I might have to treat them like kids and make them sit in a corner."
Yugi grinned at her exasperated face. She was going to be a good mom someday. The thought made him blush furiously, and he quickly turned his mind to other things.
"I don't think they're too bad," Yugi said. "After all, Jonouchi and Honda were like this when they first met; Honda told me. This is probably just how they start their friendships."
A soft 'thock' and an angry shout came from the living room, and when the two in the kitchen glanced up, they could see the two boys throwing dice and toy monsters at each other from across the table.
"I will never understand boys," Anzu said.
Yugi laughed nervously.
A/N: I do not support this pairing at all, so I thought I should take a different perspective than normal on it. Next is Snapshipping (Seto x Miho x Jonouchi). Geez, another Miho one...
