This is base on a tumblr post it was called silver cord AU


19 year old Dipper pines was sitting in his apartment that he was shearing with his wife of 2 years Pacifica (Northwest)Pines, was watching t.v till his stomach started growling he then went to the kitchen to get something to snack on but relies that it was Pacifica's turn to do the dishes but found that it was not done and he knew that Pacifica would make him do it so he thought of the next best thing he we to his room and pulled out one of Pacifica's bra and grabbed a bag of chips and poured it in one of the cups he then began chowing down that's when his wife came walking in "Hey Dipper" she said "Hey babe, how was work?" "busy and tiring" she then walked into the kitchen and found that the dishes were not done "Hey who's turn is it to wash dishes?" she asked "It's your turn, babe" she then looked back at Dipper and noticed he was eating out of something "IS THAT MY FUCKING BRA?!" Dipper didn't look at her as he tried to cool "Well, you didn't wash the dishes" That's a $300 bra!" "Its not like you have more just like it" Pacifica then grabbed her bra and dumped the chips on his head and stormed off with the bra. "Gee what's her problem" he then grabs a chip from his head and eats it.


short but funny ^ ^