Riddleshipping (Mei x Kyuu x Yami no Yugi)
Mei and Kyuu prided themselves on being able to confuse all opponents. Few could ever get past their rhyming talk to focus on the match at hand. And even if they could, the brothers were good at blinding them with twisted words and riddled prose. It was near impossible to understand a word of what they were saying, especially when they broke into their vast supply of real riddles to make minds spin. Speech was their weapon, and it had never failed them.
So let the so-called King of Games, the conqueror of legendary Seto Kaiba come against them. They would make his mind spin until he did not know which was was up or down.
He couldn't help but smile at their woeful attempts at weaving words. He had seen children with more confusing riddles. Well, maybe not; Jonouchi appeared confused, anyway. But Yami no Yugi was not worried. He had never been worried. If speech was their best weapon, then once the mind battle was won, the real battle would quickly follow.
And Yami no Yugi had never lost a mind battle.
Let the riddles commence, because the brothers had no idea what they were up against...
A/N: Mm-hm. I don't really care about Mei or Kyuu. In fact, I care so little about them that I don't even hate them. They don't even figure on my list of significant Yu-Gi-Oh characters, so they don't have a ranking at all in my favorites-least favorites spectrum. That's probably why I have so much trouble writing about them. Next is Ribbonshipping (Honda x Otogi x Miho).
