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Chapter 2 - Legendary Beginnings

7 years later

On top of the Tsuchikage's tower was a blonde teenager sitting and smoking as he reminisced about the last years of his childhood.

Flashback

As Kurotsuchi dragged him into the classroom, Naruto soon found himself sitting next to a blonde haired boy with blue streaks and silver circular glasses.

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The boy looked at his deskmates with a scowl on his face. "Sit somewhere else" said the boy. Naruto ignored him as he put his feet on the desk, then proceeded to sleep further annoying the blonde next to him.

Kurotsuchi looked at the boy and her eyes widened, she then realized that the boy was a notorious troublemaker and one of the members of a prestigious clan in Iwa.

The blonde boy rose from his seat getting some of the students attention "I. Said. SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!" as he punched Naruto in the face and grabbed the boy by the collar and threw him on the floor.

The boy sat down as if nothing happened and looked at Kurotsuchi with a blank stare. "You too princess" said the boy. Kurotsuchi muttered something under her breath "What was that princess?" asked the blonde. "You shouldn't have done that" said Kurotsuchi.

Before the blonde could ask why, Naruto grabbed the boy's hair from the roots and proceeded to bash his head against the table multiple times leaving a bloody stain on it.

Naruto then threw the boy onto the floor, as the blonde got up to his knees he was kicked in the head sending him rolling down the steps and stopping at the front of the classroom.

Naruto was not done as he sat on the fallen boy with his knees at the boy's arms preventing any retaliation from his prey.

Naruto then proceeded to punch the shit out of the boy as the class looked in horror as Naruto reduced his fellow blonde's face into a bloody mess.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?" the class looked at the source of the yell and saw a tall muscled chunin in front of the two boys.

Udo Kawaragi was a seasoned chunin that fought in the later stages of the third ninja war. From the harrowing experience of surviving the massacre of his fellow comrades at the hands of the Yellow Flash, he decided that it was best to teach at the academy.

When he found out that the son of the yellow flash was living in Iwa he was a bit confused and unlike many of the ninja he didn't hate the child, the kid never knew his father and it was stupid that people hated the child over something he didn't have a choice in.

The chunin was surprised that he got him and several other students from the noble families of Iwa in the same class, something that happenes once in a generation. So in essence he was an excited chunin instructor as he walked to his classroom with a bounce on his step.

When he entered the room however, he saw the students watching the son of the yellow flash beating the absolute piss out of the youngest son of the Shiba Clan. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?" Udo yelled.

He saw that Naruto was still trying to erase his fellow blonde from the census, he quickly grabbed Naruto from the bleeding boy and took the boy to the nurse's office leaving the class for a few moments.

He appeared in front of Naruto and took him to the headmaster's office.

End of flashback

Naruto smiled at the memory as the blonde boy quickly became one of his best friends. He then looked at the sky as another memory came to mind.

Flashback

A few months after the 'bloody beat down' Naruto found himself weaving handseals with Kitsuchi watching him.

Kitsuchi then threw a shuriken, Naruto saw the shuriken going past him. With a speed no one his age could ever do he weved through six handseals 'Earth Release: Mud Bullet' Naruto spat out a glob of mud that hit the shuriken at point blank.

Kitsuchi looked at his adopted son with pride as he mastered another jutsu in a span of two days. A justu that took him two months to master. As Naruto jumped around the yard Kitsuchi looked at his visitor.

He a muscular young man who is exceptionally tall for his age. His head is shaven on the sides and back to expose his clans signature dragon tattoo on right temple.

His blonde hair is short on the top of his head and kept in a neat ponytail.

He wore a white t-shirt underneath a black zip up hoodie. He wore crimson shin length pants and black Shinobi boots.

His forehead protector was tied on his left thigh and his kunai holster was strapped on his right thigh. On the back of his hoodie was a curled up eastern dragon, the symbol of his clan.

"Ah Kaiju, what brings you here?" asked Kitsuchi. "That's the kid who beat my brother huh?" asked Kaiju. Kitsuchi nodded "He's a genius, if he continues to grow at this rate by the time he reaches his prime he'll be unstoppable" said Kaiju as he turned to a puddle of mud, leaving a wide eyed Kitsuchi.

"Hey Pops who was that?" asked Naruto. Kitsuchi looked at Naruto with a smile "That was Rindo's older brother"

End of flashback

To say that Naruto wasn't scared when he officially met Kaiju was an understatement. The poor boy was shaking in fear of the man that became one of his mentors.

"I swear to God that I'm gonna kill him this time" said an annoyed Kurostuchi. "That's what you said last time" said an amused Rindo. Kurostuchi glared at the blonde with a look that promised pain.

Kurostuchi wore red uniform with her right sleeve missing and a lapel over her right leg, fishnet tights and a skirt over them. She also wore regular shinobi sandals and a pair of gloves.

Rindo wore a black baggy t-shirt underneath a white jacket with white sleeves, black shin length pants with a red belt. He also wore black shinobi boots. He wore golden rimmed circular glasses.

"H-hey look Naruto's on the top of the Tsuchikage's tower" said Rindo. Kurostuchi cupped her hands yelled for her other blonde friend to get down here before she told Onoki to outlaw ramen.

With a yellow flash Naruto appeared in front of his friends. "Not cool Kurostuchi" said Naruto as he gave his friend a hug. "Graduation is today and this might be the last time we hang out together" said Kurotsuchi. Naruto sighed as he released the hug and fist bumped Rindo.

"Naruto how is it?" said Rindo with a smirk. "The land of grass has some good shit" said Naruto. Kurotsuchi then looked at Naruto's eyes and proceeded to scold him for being stoned on such an important day. Naruto yawned as he walked to one of the many cafe's to grab some food.

Naruto wore a dark red turtleneck, with black shin length drawstring pants with black shinobi boots. He also had the sleeves of his shirt rolled up, revealing tattoos on both his forearms, on his left wrist he had three bracelets with tiny seals inscribed on them.

The three teens left the Cafe and headed towards the academy anxious and excited.

Unknown to them that they will be one of the most powerful ninja of all time.

Konoha

Paperwork. That was the name of Hiruzen Sarutobi's worst enemy. Sarutobi sighed as he finished the last of the day's work. The old leader looked at his village from the window with a sad look in his eyes, Naruto Uzumaki was still missing even after he sent Danzo's ROOT to search after the boy.

Jiraiya, his spy master couldn't locate the boy. So after nine years of searching, Sarutobi declared Naruto Uzumaki dead. Much to the disapproval of the boy's mother and sister.

Sarutobi sighed, Kushina's homecoming was a disaster not only did she lose her shit, she also killed the matron of the orphanage and the workers.

Sarutobi had to compensate the deceased families when Kushina killed them days later. The was no proof that Kushina was responsible for the murders but Sarutobi knew she did them, because he told the Uchiha Clan to stay out of the civilian district for a while.

Speaking of Kushina, she had a daughter while she was on a mission to guard the daimyo in the capital. The details are unknown as she refused to even speak to him.

To make things worse the Uchiha Clan almost staged a coup if it wasn't for Kushina finding out that Danzo planned for the Uchiha's extermination and that he took the Sharingan from dead Uchiha over the years and using the first hokage's cells to power them.

The Uchiha were very greatful as news of Danzo's deeds against the clan were released to the public.

The old kage looked at the horizon silently praying for Naruto to be alive and safe wherever he was.

Training Ground 7

In the middle of the training ground was a giant stone filled with names of all the konoha ninja on it. Even if Naruto wasn't a ninja he died at the line of duty for keeping the Kyubi at bay.

A lone figure was standing in front of the stone. The figure had long red hair that reached her lower back, violet eyes that lost the fire in them. She wore the standard Konoha uniform.

This woman was Kushina Uzumaki mother of Naruto Uzumaki and Wife of the Fourth Hokage.

A frown graced her beautiful face as she traced the names of her husband and son. "I'm sorry Minato, I couldn't protect our little boy" said Kushina with her voice breaking.

Before she could break down she heard footsteps coming her way.

"Kanae, my mom's gonna yell at me if I miss curfew" said one of the voices. "I know just a few minutes okay? it's important" said another.

Kushina smiled at the two girls heading towards the stone. One of them was holding a bouquet of flowers and the other seemed uninterested. "What are the two of you doing out here this late?" asked Kushina. "We came here to bring flowers for Nii-san" said one of the girls.

The girl gently put the flowers on the base of the stone. The girl was a carbon copy of her mother with red hair done in a braided bun.

She wore a short-sleeved, red kimono-like blouse with a dark embroidered border, held closed with a black obi, a dark short skirt and stockings that stopped at her thighs along with the village's and blue sandals.

The other one had long black hair with a blue tint tied into a long ponytail. She wore a dark blue cropped hoodie with mid thigh white shorts she also wore stockings that stopped at her thighs. On the back of her hoodie was a red and white fan.

"Tsukino you can go home, I'm pretty sure your brother waiting for you" said Kushina. Tsukino turned around and saw her brother leaning against a tree. With a quick goodbye the Uchiha princess left the training ground talking animately with her brother.

Kanae looked at the scene with a slightly jealous look. Why did the village mistreat her brother that he ran away and died. Why did her best friend have a loving and caring older brother, while she never got to know her brother.

Kushina noticed the look her daughter gave the Uchiha siblings. She wrapped her arms around her "I know it's frustrating seeing those two, but jealousy is not a good thing" said Kushina. "I know that, but I can't help but to feel jealous you know?" said Kanae. "Some part of me will always be jealous of Tsukino's relationship with Itachi" Kanae continued as she sobbed on Kushina's chest.

Kushina regretted that she didn't take Naruto to the capital with her.

Flashback

"Jonin Kushina Uzumaki" said the weary voice of Sarutobi. "The daimyo requests that you gaurd him for an indefinite period" said the hokage.

"Can I bring Naruto with?" said Kushina. Sarutobi was about to answer when one of his advisers interrupted him. "Absolutely not" said Danzo.

"Why not, he's my son Shimura"

"You know why Kushina" said Danzo. "The village is still recovering, we lost a good amount of our shinobi and the last thing we need is our jinchuriki going missing in the capital" Danzo continued as the other elders nodded alongside him.

"Then I won't take the mission" said Kushina. Sarutobi sighed "Kushina the daimyo requested you" One of the elders decided to speak "Kushina please understand, what will happen if the daimyo is under attack? Will you do your duty as a Konoha kunoichi, or protect your son and letting the daimyo die" said the elder.

"I understand your worries Kushina, but at this time the village is in a fragile state. The only thing you can do is to take the mission" calmly said Danzo. "Lord Hokage, please can I take him?" said Kushina with tears welling in her eyes.

"Kushina I promise you that Naruto will be taken care of" said Sarutobi "But unfortunately the daimyo is expecting you soon so I suggest you pack" Sarutobi wearily continued not able to look at Kushina in the eyes.

"Promise me Hiruzen. Promise me that you'll take care of my little baby" said Kushina. Sarutobi looked at his finest kunoichi with a weary smile

"I promise"

End of flashback

'Promise my ass' thought Kushina. "M-mom can we go home I really don't want to be here right now" said Kanae. Kushina looked at the memorial stone and saw a lone gardenia sitting next to the bouquet. 'Tsukino' thought the redhead as she body flickered to her house.

Iwa

Next Morning

Naruto's apartment

"Fuck my head" groaned Naruto as he pulled the covers over his head. As the blonde was about to snooze off, the covers were pulled from the blonde. "Rise and shine blondie, it's training time" said the figure.

Naruto still slept if you could look carefully you can see z's coming out of his head. The figure then made a couple of handseals as a torrent of water hit the sleeping blonde.

"Ayo what the fuck!?" shouted Naruto as he got up eyes red with slits, ready to kill the one who dared interrupt his sleep. "Well good morning to you too" said the figure. "Wakasa..." growled Naruto.

Wakasa is a man of average height with slightly feminine features. he wears a large white crew-neck shirt red pants and a pair of geta sandals.

His hair is fashioned in a striped pattern dyed in the colors of purple and blond and is often tied in a ponytail with a loose strand of each color cascading the sides of his face.

He has droopy lilac eyes and a lollipop stick in between his downturned lips, both of which contribute to his typical exhausted and laid-back look.

His lashes are also particularly long and he wears a red drop earring on his left earlobe.

"Well it's time for training" said Wakasa ignoring the blonde's anger. Naruto cursed under his breath as the seals around his room began to glow, sucking all the water from the floor.

Naruto made a clone to change the mattress and sheets as the original took a shower.

Wakasa stepped outside the apartment and seemingly grabbed the wall as if he were choking someone. "Well, well it's been a while ROOT ninja" said Wakasa.

"Unfortunately your life is forfeit" with a flick of his wrist the wet sound of a broken neck signaled the death of the spy.

The spy dissolved into a puddle of ink as Wakasa put his fingers on his ear "Wakasa here, we've got a code blank" said Wakasa as he waited for his student.

'So the Kyubi vessel is an Iwa ninja, Lord Hokage needs to know about this' the ninja quickly started running as six ninja were flying towards his direction.

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