Prankshipping (Jonouchi x Seto x Noa x Mokuba)
"Seto-nii is going to be so mad," Mokuba groaned.
"That's why we're doing this," Jonouchi said. "It's going to be hilarious."
"I don't think I've ever seen Seto snap," Noa said. "This is going to be fun."
Mokuba stared at the two strange peas in a pod, and he groaned.
"I'm going to be in so much trouble," he groaned.
The three sat in Noa's bedroom, which was formerly the second guest room, and before that, Noa's actual bedroom. The room was usually as neat as a pin – Noa often lectured Mokuba on the importance of tidiness. But today, the deep green carpet was scattered with jars, lids, towels, and various food stuffs. Even Noa's precious work desk was covered in papers with sketches and maps of the house.
Noa sat on the bed, snipping the heads off of matches. Jonouchi was sprawled on the floor, measuring out vinegar.
"Seto is going to kill you guys," Mokuba tried again.
"He's gonna hafta catch me first," Jonouchi sniggered.
Mokuba tried to remember again how Noa and Jonouchi had become friends. He failed miserably. He must not have been there when the two officially met in the real world. Still, he thought it was weird that they had gotten so close so quickly. Maybe it was their mutual desire to annoy his big brother. Mokuba squirmed in his seat, unsure of what to do.
Jonouchi dropped vinegar into a jar, and shut it as quickly as he could. He started to shake it like mad, and then he set it down.
"That's the last one," he said with a grin. "How about you, Noa?"
Noa dropped the match heads into a bottle. Then he grabbed a bottle and started pouring some kind of liquid inside. He closed it up quick.
"Done," he affirmed.
"Great!" Jonouchi said. "We're ready! I wish we could've done the eggs one, though."
"It's the difference between getting blown up at and getting killed," Noa said, matter-of-factly. "If we had thrown stinky eggs at Seto, he'd kill us for ruining his jacket."
"Good point," Jonouchi said.
"Guys," Mokuba said. "Can we not do this?"
"Oh, lighten up, Mokuba," Jonouchi said. He got up to clap Mokuba on the shoulder. "Your big brother probably needs one of these once in a while. Now come on, help us set up the stink bombs."
"Yeah, he could be home at any minute," Noa said glancing out the window.
"Who could be home at any minute?" an icy voice said.
Noa and Jonouchi just about leaped out of their skins. Seto Kaiba was standing in the doorway, arms folded and eyes flashing.
"Oh, nii-sama," Mokuba said. He trotted over to his big brother. "You're home really early."
"We finished the paperwork for the new deal quickly," Seto said, without taking his eyes off of Jonouchi and Noa. "And what are you doing here, Jonouchi?"
"Um, science project?" Jonouchi tried.
"Really," Seto said.
He picked up one of the jars and looked at it for a moment. Then, something strange happened. He smirked.
"Oops," he said, unscrewing the lid of the jar.
"Wait!" Noa said.
Too late. The jar was open. Seto put it down on the floor, turned on his heel, and walked out of the room.
The stench of the stink bomb spread quickly. As Noa and Jonouchi clamped their hands over their noses, Mokuba decided that now was a good time to leave. He jogged out of the room as Noa and Jonouchi started scrambling for the jar, trying to close it before the smell got worse. They started bickering as Mokuba left the room behind.
"Dammit, close, it quick!"
"The smell's already out, nimrod! We shouldn't have been working on this in my room!"
"How was I supposed to know we were gonna get out-pranked by the living stone column?"
Mokuba caught up with his brother and the sounds and smell disappeared behind.
"How'd you know it was a stink bomb, nii-sama?" Mokuba asked, trying to keep in step with his brother's long strides.
Seto's lips turned up in that smirk again. But he didn't give Mokuba an answer.
A/N: Ha, Seto. That was pretty smooth. :) Next is Powershipping (Seto x Marik).
