Pillowshipping (Mai x Ryuzaki x Haga)
In hindsight, it really was a terrible idea. But hindsight wasn't saving them from the Category Seven Hurricane with a taste for blood hunting them down.
"This was your idea!" Haga hissed.
"Shut up, she'll hear us!" Ryuzaki snapped back.
"I still blame you!"
"Quiet!"
Neither of them liked Mai Kujaku very much. She was extremely attractive, but a total b-word. Ryuzaki was still sore about her stealing his room during Duelist Kingdom. Haga just hated her because she was always hanging out with Jonouchi, and his hatred for Jonouchi just leaked over. Still, despite their dislike for her, they still should have been smart enough to not whip a pillow at her from across the hall. Especially a pillow filled with used kitty litter.
Ryuzaki leaned back against mops and paint cans and prayed (to what he wasn't sure) that Mai Kujaku would not think to look in the broom closet. Also to make Haga stop shoving his elbow into his ribs or step on his toes. It really was cramped in here. Somewhere in the distance, they could hear the fast paced click click click of Mai's high heels, tapping out a furious rhythm as she stalked up and down the hallways in search of them.
The heels turned down their hallway. The two boys held their breath. Haga was standing on Ryuzaki's foot again, but the dinosaur duelist didn't dare move.
The clicking of heels slowed as it reached the broom closet. Ryuzaki thought he might explode for the lack of air. They could see the shadow of someone under the door...
Then the feet disappeared, and the clicks started vanishing away down the hall. Both boys let out their breaths in a rush.
"This is all your fault," Haga grumbled.
"Shut up," Ryuzaki said.
No sooner had the words left his lips when the closet door flung open and light poured in. The two boys just about screamed, and that was before they recognized the tall, busty silhouette of a certain Harpie Lady duelist.
For a long moment, the boys just stared at her with slack jaws, as though unable to comprehend the deathly fury in those purple eyes. Then Ryuzaki managed a squeak.
"We're screwed," he said.
"Royally," Mai said.
A/N: Pfft *please give me a moment to stop rolling on the floor in laughter* I may sympathize with Haga and even Ryuzaki a little bit more now, but they're still spoiled brats and they totally deserve what's coming to them for this. XD Next is Philtreshipping (Yami no Bakura x Mana).
