Reptile World Fiasco

A/N: A funny story featuring Sheamus, John Cena, and Randy Orton getting into all sorts of chaos at the reptile section while being separated from the group.

Pairing: Sheamus/Cena (slightly)

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS STORY! CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS!

"Love, are you coming with me or not?" Sheamus said excitedly as he gently wakes John up as he feels the excitement of going to the zoo so he can view the animals, especially reptiles of different kinds.

"Uh sure. Let me sleep for 5 minutes more and then get dressed" John sheepishly replied back, as he tries to gain more sleep, Stephen hits him with a pillow, letting him know there is no time for such foolishness.

The Cenation Leader finally gave up from sleeping, gets off the bed and quickly takes a shower before his lover irritates him even more with what he had said about going to the zoo with him. Once he finished showering, he grabs a pair of comfortable clothes to prevent himself from passing out from the strong sun, just in case if it tends to be hot. Sheamus finally felt happy that John had finally dressed up all comfortable which made him get totally distracted the way how he dressed until Cena blew an airhorn at his face, creating jumps of scare from the Irish lover.

"What the bloody hell is wrong with you?" Shea angrily yells at John while he on the other hand starts laughing maniacally.

"Nothing is wrong with me. Besides, you've been ogling me for too long making me to snap you out from your fantasy world to bring you back into reality, my love" John teased his lover until Shea smacked his chest playfully.

"If I ever see you blowing me an airhorn just like you did to me, I'll punish you" Shea flatly stated, as Cena pouts while doing the puppy eyes towards his taller lover.

"Fine, I won't do it ever again!" John rolled his eyes as Shea earned his satisfaction on not doing cruel pranks toward his own lover at the wrong time of the day.

"Good. Now let's go and pick up Randy from his house" The Celtic Warrior rapidly said as the cute couple leave the house and makes their way towards Orton's house, seeing Edge sunbathing right in front of their yard.

"Morning fella!" Shea greeted Edge like usual.

"Morning to you too Stephen" Edge greeted back.

"Say, isn't it embarrassing for you to be sunbathing like this?" Shea curiosity asked the rated r superstar as he proudly continues doing his usual routine. "If I were you, I shouldn't be doing this in front of the whole public" he spatted.

"Enough of this!" Edge practically yelled at the Irish man. "Why are you here in the first place?"

"I'm here for a reason and decided to bring Randy along with us as you can see my boyfriend John in the car," Shea said as John waved at Edge in a cool way.

"Oh, I'll bring him out here. Be right back" Edge said as he rushes inside his house and calls out his husband to go along with both Sheamus and John on a trip to a zoo.

"See you later my love" Randy replied to Edge as both kissed each other goodbye before getting on the car, sitting at the back seat greeting the cheery couple before taking off in a lightspeed mode.

Once they've made it to the zoo, Sheamus and John became super obsessed with what animals they are going to visit for the day as the three guys made it past the security group successfully, trying to catch up with the rest of the group. As they finally caught up, Hunter splits the tourists into 3 per group, hoping Randy, Cena, and Stephen are in the same group whilst listening to the name calls.

"Kelly, AJ, and Eve is group 1; Maryse, Jack, and Mike is group 2; Melina, Alicia, and Layla is group 3; group 4 will be me, Shawn, and Taker; finally group 5 will be Sheamus, Randy, and John" Hunter called out the whole list as each group goes into separate ways into looking for all different kinds of animals.

Sheamus and Cena are both laughing evilly at what their plan is within the zoo map they are going to visit until Randy asks them where they are going to visit only finding the Celtic Warrior saying reptile section…for the whole day.

"You both are crazy!" Randy yelled. "We can't be in the same place for the whole day! It can be boring for people like me!"

"It isn't boring for us, right sweets?" Shea said as he looks at John whilst interlacing their fingers together while the tan man agreed at that comment.

"You got that right, my love!" John replied back as both crazed boys look at Randy and then grabs him to walk along with them towards the Reptile World.

"Guys, may I remind you that we meet here at the same place around no later than 5" Hunter gently reminded the other groups whilst exploring at animals.

Upon arriving into the Reptile World, all three former champions went total crazed on how cool the dragon lizards looked especially on the texture. As they ignored the 'Do take the reptiles out from the tanks', they cooed at the cuteness of the lizards before clinging them into their shirts as they take out geckos and even rattlesnakes crating the whole reptile room flooded with reptiles out of their respective tanks all thanks to these goofy wrestlers.

"Shall we feed them with human food?" Randy stupidly asked as both John and Stephen rolled their eyes in annoyance.

"No you dumbo! We can't feed those poor creatures with human food or otherwise, they'll end up acting bizarre" John explained to his friend. Randy at first got annoyed at the advice until he quietly feeds all the reptiles salty food and that's when every reptile went completely crazy towards Orton before the rattlesnake starts chasing him all over the room making Shea and John look at him like 'wtf is wrong with him until the dragon lizard and gecko lizards started clawing and biting the lovers as they scream and run around the whole room as idiots until the owner of the place yelled at them for causing this mess in the first place.

As the other four groups arrive, they see in shock that Sheamus, Cena, and Randy caused a huge fiasco in the reptile section meaning those three ruined the whole trip for everyone else due to their immature and disobedient behaviours when dealing with such wildlife animals. The three guilty guys had to stay in the room an hour late, cleaning up and placing each animal back into their cage, making sure they won't escape from such a chaotic situation ever again. John tried to explain to Hunter but instead gets his arm slapped hard for separating the group for no reason throughout the tour.

Making their way towards the car park, the three guys did not speak to each other through the whole trip until one of them had the courage to apologise for creating such weird behaviour that ruined everyone's fun.

"I'm sorry you guys" Randy sadly admitted. "I shouldn't go too far on the no feeding the wild animals part. Basically, this is what has caused the whole reptiles biting us and now I feel like we're getting rabies from such outrageous bitemarks"

"It's also our fault for pressuring you to walk with us just for a reptile that looks cute but dangerous at the same time when trying to feed them. I promise we won't do those kinds of tag along ever again" Shea sadly admitted whilst keeping his eyes on the road.

"My turn to apologise," John said seriously. "I know it was also my fault for being crazed into seeing wildlife animals and end up in trouble for disobeying the rules. Hopefully, both of you will forgive me" he added on whilst looking out of the window as Shea grabbed John's hand and gently kissed it as a sign of accepting his apology.

"I forgive you John" Randy piped up excitedly. "The best part of being in trouble is to own the whole reptile section whilst the owner was away as we the mice came into play by causing the wildlife reptiles to lose control of their behaviour and ended up attacking us all over the room" he added before laughing, getting annoyed looks from the couple.

"At least we all apologised and finally learnt our lesson on not separating from groups ever again. It was a pain in the arse when the three of us learnt it the hard way" Shea admitted as both John and Randy agreed with him whilst making their way back home from such trouble.

THE END OF A HILARIOUS STORY!

SHORT BUT RANDOM LOL

Hope everyone enjoyed it, eh?