Audience claps for the song.

"This is going to be a fantastic countdown. Now here's song 8" Jordan said.

(Insert There's a platypus controlling me)

Vanessa: Dad?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!

Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand

But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands

And I got records on my fingers

Teens: Whaaat?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers

I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Teens: Don't stop

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me

Teens: Whaaat?

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me

Now let me sum it up

It was a strange set of circumstances

Teens: Strange set of circumstances

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands,

now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Teens: Don't stop! Don't stop!

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able

There's a platypus controlling me, he's underneath the table

Teens: There's a platypus controlling him- WHAAAT?

Teen: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down!

Like corporations are a platypus

Teens: The government's a platypus

Your teacher is a platypus

Weird Teen: My teacher is a panda

Teens: Society's a platypus

My parents are a platypus

The media's a platypus

It's all just propaganda

Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No, just me

Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able

Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically

the platypus controlling me is underneath the table

Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone! Heyyy!

There's no platypus controlling me.

There's no platypus controlling me!